Cellar Advent Calendar 2017
Apparently it's been 8 years!
Not sure if I'll be able to keep this up, but let's open the door for...
DECEMBER 1
[ATTACH]62517[/ATTACH]
01 Dec 2017 caption:
Merry Fucking Christmas.
DECEMBER 2
[ATTACH]62528[/ATTACH]
Hah!
That little Santa hat on m'finger...:lol2:
oops, this didn't post last night
DECEMBER 3
[ATTACH]62536[/ATTACH]
Angels do like popsicles.
I thought it was a cucumber. i assumed she was giving the "virgin" a condom demo
DECEMBER 4
[ATTACH]62546[/ATTACH]
Keep ‘em coming, Monster!
Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
DECEMBER 5
[ATTACH]62547[/ATTACH]
Yes, I figured Glatt's secret desire was to be a bauble. ;)
How about that. Y'all got it down pat, because this is indeed a po Christmas. Luckily I have friends. Love all of you.
DECEMBER 6
[ATTACH]62562[/ATTACH]
Yes, I figured Glatt's secret desire was to be a bauble. ;)
Hey, look at that! I saw it on my phone screen before and didn't notice the bauble.
DECEMBER 7
[ATTACH]62579[/ATTACH]
I need better image editing software.
December 8th
[Deli-manager] Good morning folks... WTF? Get monster out here on the double!! [/Deli-manager]
Thanks, xoB
DECEMBER 9
[ATTACH]62593[/ATTACH]
Ha Ha Ha, that took me a minute. :smack:
it looked strangely familiar somehow.
and then I got it.
:D
it looked strangely familiar somehow.
and then I got it.
:D
Duh; I don't get it.
It's a section of nasty old pipe I replaced in my house over the summer. I detailed the project in the "photoblog of what I did today " thread.
this thread is making it quite clear that I've been neglectful of the cellar lately.
But isn't it gorgeous when you take it out of context? Could be an alternate earth or a dragon's eye.....
Grav's Balls™ approve this thread.
Indeed. I'm enjoying this thread.
DECEMBER 10
[ATTACH]62604[/ATTACH]
this thread is making it quite clear that I've been neglectful of the cellar lately.
me too, frankly....
But isn't it gorgeous when you take it out of context? Could be an alternate earth or a dragon's eye.....
this referred to the pipe cross section, although I'm sure the thread and the cellar are also gorgeous out of context.....
*grins* I really like today's pic.
DECEMBER 11
[ATTACH]62613[/ATTACH]
I'm proud of myself for recognizing all the pets. But what's the star thing at the top?
Maybe Jim's attic rat. ;)
created from a certain engagement ring
These are amazing. Have you been collecting images all along or going back and looking for them?
These are amazing. Have you been collecting images all along or going back and looking for them?
The latter. I'm pretty much working day to day so that's why i miss when tired. Today could be dodgy, I'm not home yet, left at 5am and have to shovel about 4" snow when i get home. But a beer or three when that is done might inspire me
.... And all done with paint.net :lol: can't figure out how to rotate angles other than 90
edit b/c...... changed my mind, could be arsed after all
DECEMBER 12
[ATTACH]62646[/ATTACH]
OK, I am definitely too tired tonight.
I have decided on such days I am going the Reduce (stress) Reuse and Recycle. Apologies to newer dwellars to whom some of the memes may be a mystery....
(takes me back to my childhood -we had the same advent calendar every year and had to open the windows carefully so they could be closed and reused. Every. Year. Every one.
Oh wait, where were we?
DECEMBER 13
[ATTACH]62658[/ATTACH]
December 13th, sometimes instead of getting wrapped up in the festivities, it's better to lay back, have a cool one and shoot something.
DECEMBER 14
[ATTACH]62677[/ATTACH]
The text is large and clear btw. You've either lost your glasses or been at the Christmas spirits ;)
4. "Olive"
entirely stolen from the one-off TV Xmas special, "Olive, The Other Raindeer"
1. Merry
2. Don't recall anything bizarre or French even. Chocolate Dutch (wooden) shoes from my grandmother when I was a kid was novel.
3. Reindeer farts
4. Valentino
5. Holly under the mistletoe
6. Yes
7. 3
8. Ham or goose here 'cause at Thanksgiving it's turkey
9. Large enough to cover the gift
10. Wonderful Christmas Time
DECEMBER 15
[ATTACH]62689[/ATTACH]
Must be helium, I refuse to believe hot air. :headshake
DECEMBER 16
[ATTACH]62697[/ATTACH]
DECEMBER 17
[ATTACH]62698[/ATTACH]
I liked Dec. 11. Sorry I missed the chance for some lewd comments.
DECEMBER 18
[ATTACH]62714[/ATTACH]
Woah... Somebody got plenty of rest recently....
I liked Dec. 11. Sorry I missed the chance for some lewd comments.
Somebody order a second chance?
Here ya go.
yup... it's a bit rough right now..... (and Banana Lady lands tomorrow....) so here's another another chance to enjoy a lightly used advent thingy
DECEMBER 19
[ATTACH]62729[/ATTACH]
Man, I had so much more time when I didn't have a job and the cancer crap going on..... I look back on those old calendars and can't believe how much time I must've put in!
OCD, moi? :lol:
I liked Dec 11th - for obvious reasons :)
DECEMBER 20
[ATTACH]62735[/ATTACH]
DECEMBER 21
[ATTACH]62744[/ATTACH]
yup... it's a bit rough right now..... (and Banana Lady lands tomorrow....) so here's another another chance to enjoy a lightly used advent thingy
DECEMBER 19
[ATTACH]62729[/ATTACH]
Will never fly.
Give Christmas greetings to Banana Lady from the Cellar, just don't tell her where we are. ;)
DECEMBER 22
[ATTACH]62762[/ATTACH]
Thank you. :D :thumb2::hug::notworthy:beer:
Hi Banana Lady, Happy Christmas.
What in the hell *is* a proper banana greeting anyway?
Hello, you look a-peeling today.
...
I don't know, but please pass one to her for me.. ��
What in the hell *is* a proper banana greeting anyway?
Hello, you look a-peeling today.
...
I don't know, but please pass one to her for me.. ��
oh hai, are you bent?
:bolt:
You're looking organic today. Better than the rest of the bunch.
Hi Chiquita.
What's up with this
Bananapocalypse people are talking about?
DECEMBER 23
[ATTACH]62771[/ATTACH]
24 .... is coming.. but after some sleep
[YOUTUBE]u7iLc7XhU8E[/YOUTUBE]
Non-date rape for our modern age...
[youtube]amK4U4pCTB8[/youtube]
Every guy can treat a woman he cares about like that. Just have a slut on the side and it's easy.
Non-date rape for our modern age...
That's cute and clever, taking a familiar song and using it for their cause.
HOWEVER, The shit I've been reading how people are condemning the original by reinterpreting it to reveal the real underlying truth, pisses me off.
That said, now I'm going to don my gay apparel and leave. :eyebrow:
DECEMBER 24
[ATTACH]62783[/ATTACH]