Tree Rats

xoxoxoBruce • Oct 25, 2017 11:41 pm
Chew it up, chew it up, waaaaaaaaay up.
glatt • Oct 26, 2017 10:57 am
That's melted. How did a tree rat do that? They can't chew through metal fuel lines can they?
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 26, 2017 12:15 pm
Built a stash of flammable materials under the plastic cover. No reason to chew fuel lines unless they're in the way. Steel lines are ok, but aluminum they could chew through, although I doubt there would be an attraction like some plastic is to mice.
Gravdigr • Oct 26, 2017 1:47 pm
Now, see? That's a squrl that's gotta die.
glatt • Oct 26, 2017 2:12 pm
Driveways should be giant sticky traps that you can park on. And/or you should mount one of these under the hood. Above a strut or something they can stand on.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 1, 2017 10:24 pm
It's all fun and games until somebody loses a nut. :thepain2:
Gravdigr • Nov 2, 2017 3:56 pm
My cousin's mother-in-law had a squrl that would go get the peanut wherever he saw you put it.

I can't tell you how entertaining it is listening to a squrl going through the change/keys in a pants pocket looking for a peanut.
captainhook455 • Nov 3, 2017 9:59 pm
We have a nest of flying squirrels in the woods next to the grapevines. I found a flat one in the driveway. Actually I have seen them. At first I thought I needed new glasses.

I was walking to the neighbors and a black thing went by in daylight. Like maybe a big floatie, but then I have seen it again so I still have the same glasses.
glatt • Nov 4, 2017 11:45 am
A flying squirrel got into our bedroom one night. Woke me up when it crawled across my wife's face and she screamed. Then is scampered across my face. I still don't know how it got in.
captainhook455 • Nov 4, 2017 3:01 pm
If Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny can get in your house then I am sure it is no bother for a squirrel.[emoji48]
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 5, 2017 12:39 am
None of them have been to my house in years.
I keep leaving the front door unlocked at night hoping I'll be sexually molested, but no luck. :(
captainhook455 • Nov 5, 2017 11:47 am
I had two busty women that wanted to rape me when I was 20. I couldn't rip my clothes off fast enough.[emoji1]
Gravdigr • Nov 5, 2017 12:45 pm
Hard to rape the willing.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 5, 2017 8:29 pm
Unless the willing change their mind in the morning. ;)
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 6, 2018 12:35 pm
pigging out...
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Griff • Jan 7, 2018 11:04 am
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