Mysteries

monster • Aug 27, 2017 10:44 pm
Approximately twice a week, I send beest a text that just says "fish". Can you figure out why/what it means? Or even get close? Or are you just not that bored? :lol:
sexobon • Aug 27, 2017 11:58 pm
1) Koi Fish?

Some of the characteristics associated with the koi include: Success, Longevity, Courage & Perseverance.

Many of the attributes of the koi symbolize several lessons and even trials individuals often encounter in life. The koi fish has a powerful and energetic life force, demonstrated by its ability to swim against currents and even travel upstream.

Symbolic meanings of koi fish stem from the Chinese legend of the Dragon Gate in which a koi fish swam upstream, through waterfalls and other obstacles to reach the top of the mountain. At the top of the mountain was the "Dragon Gate". The legend says that when the koi finally reached the top, it became a dragon, one of the most auspicious creatures in Chinese culture.

In feng shui, the koi is tied to the yin yang symbol. In fact, the black and white tear drops of the yin yang symbol are said to be representations of two koi, one male and one female. The eye of each teardrop is symbolic of the constant watchful eye of the koi. This pairing of fish is often seen outside the context of the yin yang symbol as well. For example, a pair of koi is often used as a good luck symbol for a happy marriage.

The koi is synonymous with harmony and happiness. The two yin and yang koi complete each other and create a perfect balance of the negative and positive energies of chi energy, which is the life-force of all things on earth.

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2) A reminder to pick up some feminine hygiene products on the way home?
Clodfobble • Aug 28, 2017 1:01 am
Is it an acronym?
Undertoad • Aug 28, 2017 8:13 am
farted in sleep, honey
glatt • Aug 28, 2017 8:14 am
Pick the kids up from the pool
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 28, 2017 8:16 am
Fight it sweet heart
Griff • Aug 28, 2017 6:27 pm
Fuck It Sell House
monster • Aug 28, 2017 9:12 pm
none of these
Gravdigr • Aug 29, 2017 12:47 am
First In Someone's Heart?
Gravdigr • Aug 29, 2017 12:49 am
Fuck It, So Hard.?
monster • Aug 29, 2017 4:14 am
Nope nope
It's not an acronym
Griff • Aug 29, 2017 7:15 am
Wanda reference?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 29, 2017 10:19 am
Water baby activities, diving, polo, etc.
Gravdigr • Aug 29, 2017 2:53 pm
Ya ain't getting any. So, go fish.?
Gravdigr • Aug 29, 2017 2:54 pm
If ya wanna eat tonight, pick up some fish?
sexobon • Aug 29, 2017 6:18 pm
He can fish around in the refrigerator for something to eat; because, there isn't anything in particular prepared.
monster • Aug 29, 2017 8:41 pm
nope.
sexobon • Aug 29, 2017 9:52 pm
Pick someone up from school; or, you're going to/you'll be at the school?

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ETA:

Pick up some beer?

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monster • Aug 29, 2017 10:39 pm
nope. It's a warning, but nothing to do with sex.
Clodfobble • Aug 29, 2017 11:24 pm
Kids are wet, swimming stuff on the floor?
Gravdigr • Aug 30, 2017 2:04 pm
When you text Beest the word 'fish', is the word 'fish' a verb, or a noun?
Gravdigr • Aug 30, 2017 2:05 pm
Does it mean to try to find something good in this day?

Does it refer to something specific to Beest?

Does it refer to the sprog in some way?
sexobon • Aug 30, 2017 5:02 pm
Fill up the gas tank.
monster • Aug 30, 2017 9:05 pm
Gravdigr;994900 wrote:
Does it mean to try to find something good in this day?

Does it refer to something specific to Beest?

Does it refer to the sprog in some way?


no, no and no, not really. But I feel like you're on the right track

Beest usually tells a sprog or two to do something in response.

Beest is always at home when I send this text.
Happy Monkey • Aug 30, 2017 9:25 pm
Feed the fish?
sexobon • Aug 31, 2017 3:00 am
Move their vehicles so you can get yours into the driveway/garage?
monster • Aug 31, 2017 4:11 am
Gravdigr;994899 wrote:
When you text Beest the word 'fish', is the word 'fish' a verb, or a noun?


Noun
monster • Aug 31, 2017 4:12 am
sexobon;994939 wrote:
Move their vehicles so you can get yours into the driveway/garage?


Close
Clodfobble • Aug 31, 2017 9:46 am
Move their swimming gear so you can get into the house?
sexobon • Aug 31, 2017 5:19 pm
Clear their stuff off the table and set it 'cause you're bringing home something for dinner (fish & chips)?
monster • Aug 31, 2017 7:01 pm
nope nope nope but close enough. If I had shopping in the car and needed a quick turnaround to unload and then go back out with a child to some practice, and I was waiting at the lights round the corner, I would text abbreviations of the road names at the intersection to let them know where I was so they could be prepared to help unload then go.

The abbreviations were Pack Carp. Which sounded kind of fishy and so became FISH. So now it means "Incoming Shopping ...be ready!" (I don't shop lightly so there's usually lots and it sure as hell ain't gonna be my job to put it away.)
sexobon • Aug 31, 2017 7:59 pm
Very good. We shall reward your mystery with a song ...

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Gravdigr • Sep 1, 2017 12:55 pm
That mystery was kinda fun.
Griff • Sep 1, 2017 1:28 pm
and kinda tough to figure
Pico and ME • Sep 1, 2017 1:36 pm
I thought Clodfopple's was the best guess, considering.
Clodfobble • Sep 1, 2017 4:55 pm
Yabbut it only came after several clues.
monster • Sep 1, 2017 7:42 pm
Someone else's turn....
monster • Sep 1, 2017 7:45 pm
(I used it again today, but the selfish bastard was sleeping so I had to rally the troop myself. ;) )
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 1, 2017 7:46 pm
You need an app to sound an alarm.
Gravdigr • Sep 2, 2017 4:32 pm
monster;995090 wrote:
Someone else's turn....


Not my mystery, but...

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Mysterious Object Makes Waves On Rhode Island Beach
Gravdigr • Nov 17, 2017 11:20 am
Mystery Aircraft Confirmed Flying Over Oregon
Gravdigr • Feb 19, 2018 2:58 pm
So, there I am, minding my own binness...

I was reading the other night (Ralph Compton The Oregon Trail, if you must know), and I got dry-eyed and tired, so I put the book down and turned out the light. As I roll back over, "Wait, whut?"

There is something not right.

There is light coming outta my little Miller Lite bucket that I use for a trash can (because Miller Lite is garbage:p:). Light. In the dark. Comin' outta m'trash.:eyebrow:

I turned the light back on. Looked around in there for a minute, but, didn't find any answers. Light off. Faint greenish light coming outta m'trash.

I like hard candy when I'm reading. I have these faantaastic lollipops that I chop the sticks out of when I eat them. (What? I like lollipops, but, I ain't gay.:p:) They're really good. Bubble gum flavor. Cotton candy flavor. Wild cherry. Blueberries & cream.:yum: Strawberry shortcake.:drool:

I now know some of those lollipops have sticks that glow in the dark. Why? I guess so ya can see the sucker suckers coming in the dark, Idk.

I cannot tell you how hard I was working there for a minute trying to figure out just what the hell I was experiencing. My brain was a-sizzle, fo' shizzle. I'm kinda concerned actually. I was pretty confused for a minute.

Glow-in-the-dark lollipop sticks...What will they think of next?
evermant • May 6, 2018 9:41 pm
I know this site astrology junction that fish means like pisces. Is that what you mean???Or do u mean that someone send u this messagee or did they get into your phone and did u send the message? Im confused, let me know so i give you the right opinion lol
monster • May 6, 2018 11:25 pm
that mystery is over. read the whole thread.
Gravdigr • Oct 10, 2018 3:20 am
Here's a fresh mystery:

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No metal. Appears to be made of concrete, but feels like a soft foam. No barnacles.

What is it?

Here's the link, tell us what ya think.
Happy Monkey • Oct 10, 2018 12:38 pm
Inside of a buoy?
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 10, 2018 3:32 pm
Can't be a buoy, from the hole in the middle it must be a gull. :haha:

I'm sorry, the devil made me do it. :bolt:
Gravdigr • Oct 10, 2018 3:55 pm
Thank Heaven for little gulls...

...cuz they grow to be wimmins.