Sports News
I couldn't find a sporting news thread, so, I made one. For news. Of the sporting variety. Go, sports!
Wrestler Ric Flair is in the hospital, in critical condition, in an induced coma, due to "multiple organ problems".
LinkThe Eagles look to be mediocre again this year. 7-9//8-8.
The Eagles will go 16-0 and win the Super Bowl.
:lol2: :lol2: You've been watching those comedy shows, haven't you. :lol2: :lol2:
Wrestler Ric Flair is in the hospital, in critical condition, in an induced coma, due to "multiple organ problems".
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That's too bad. I've heard that in the old days, before steroids were well understood, those guys injected massively unnecessary amounts. Multiple organ failure sounds like the way I hear of bodybuilders dying. Bummer.
The Eagles will go 16-0 and win the Super Bowl.
^ Fake news. The Eagles will actually go 10-6, but I always say they will go 16-0 and win the S.B. at this time of year. It's a tradition.
I don't know what is "fake" about Griff's post.
That screengrab from this video?
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I believe Toad was referring to his prediction as fake news.
The link “
Usain Bolt, Lance Armstrong and the Duck Test” in the story above, is also an interesting read.
“When people ask me about Bolt, I say he could be the greatest athlete of all time. But for someone to run 10.03 one year and 9.69 the next, if you don’t question that in a sport that has the reputation it has right now, you’re a fool. Period.”
~Carl Lewis
George Foreman Just Challenged Steven Seagal To A No-Holds-Barred Fight
One on one, I use boxing you can use whatever.
~George Foreman
Foreman is 68, Seagal is 65.
:boxers:
I'd pay to see that, but since Johnathon Livingston Seagal is a Russian citizen, and George is one of the kneeling minority trouble makers, Trump might fix the fight. ;)
The Geezers @ Caesar's:lol2:
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October 21
1973 – Fred Dryer
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of the Los Angeles Rams becomes the first player in NFL history to score two safeties in the same game.
October 25
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Wikipedia:
On October 25, 1999, a month after the American team rallied to win the Ryder Cup and four months after his U.S. Open victory, Stewart was killed in the depressurization of a Learjet. He was flying from his home in Orlando, Florida, to Texas for the year-ending tournament, The Tour Championship, held at Champions Golf Club in Houston. Traveling on a Monday morning, Stewart was planning to stop off in Dallas to discuss building a new home course for the SMU golf program with Dallas-based real estate developer Jeff Blackard. The last communication received from the pilots was at 9:27 am EDT, and the aircraft made a right turn at 9:30 am EDT that was probably the result of human input.
At 9:33 am, the pilots did not respond to a call to change radio frequencies, and no further contact from the aircraft was received. The aircraft was apparently still on autopilot and angled off-course, as observed by several U.S. Air Force (and Air National Guard) F-16 fighter aircraft as it continued its flight over the Southern and Midwestern United States. The military pilots observed frost or condensation on the windshield (consistent with loss of cabin pressure) which obscured the cockpit, and no motion was visible through the small patch of windshield that was clear.
National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) investigators later concluded that the aircraft suffered a loss of cabin pressure and that all on board were incapacitated due to hypoxia as the aircraft passed to the west of Gainesville, Florida. A delay of only a few seconds in donning oxygen masks, coupled with cognitive and motor skill impairment, could have been enough to result in the pilots' incapacitation. The NTSB report showed that the aircraft had several instances of maintenance work related to cabin pressure in the months leading up to the accident. The NTSB was unable to determine whether they stemmed from a common problem.
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At the time of his death, Stewart had won $12,673,193 in career earnings. He won over $2 million during the 1999 season, and finished seventh on the year's money list.
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Terry Glenn, former receiver for Cowboys, Packers, and Patriots,
died in a car crash around 1am this morning, in Irving, Texas.
He was 43.
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Also,
'Ferdie' Pacheco, "The Fight Doctor", Muhammad Ali's personal physician and corner man, died back on the 16th of Nov.
Former Bear/Packer/Brown/Falcon John Thierry died of a heart attack back on Nov 24.
He was 46.
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Vin Scully turns 90 today.
Happy Birthday, Vin!!
The Voice of the Dodgers. Best baseball announcer *ever*.
Wrestler Ric Flair is in the hospital, in critical condition, in an induced coma, due to "multiple organ problems".
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Of course I read "multiple orgasm problems"
Ooh, ahhh, oooh, AAAUUUUGHHH!!!!!!
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Former NHRA Pro-Stock drag racer Bob Glidden died yesterday (Dec 17), at 73.
From
Wiki:
Bob Glidden (August 18, 1944 –December 17, 2017) was an American drag racer. He was retired from Pro Stock racing in 1997 and returned in 2010.[1] Glidden retired as the driver with the most wins in National Hot Rod Association (NHRA) history at that time (a feat recently topped by 16 time Funny Car champion John Force), and he is currently the third most successful drag racer of the professional class drivers (sixth when counting sportsman national event winners). Glidden won 85 NHRA National Events. In the Professional classes, he currently is behind Force (141) and Warren Johnson (97). Glidden's ten Pro Stock championships included five in a row beginning in 1985.[3] Among his numerous accomplishments, Glidden won nine straight NHRA national races in 1979 and was the No. 1 qualifier 23 times in a row, including the entire 1987 season. At one point, he won 50 eliminations rounds in a row.
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I never realized how much he looked like Mr. Bean.
I never realized how much he looked like Mr. Bean.
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The Eagles look to be mediocre again this year. 7-9//8-8.
The Eagles will go 16-0 and win the Super Bowl.
^ Fake news. The Eagles will actually go 10-6, but I always say they will go 16-0 and win the S.B. at this time of year. It's a tradition.
You were righter than me. Sadly after seeing Nick in person and the game replay on TV yesterday, my confidence is low they will go very far in the playoffs.
I know we are not supposed to think the games are fixed but the Pats have gotten a fair amount of help lately...
Did you say "fair" :eyebrow:
Mmmmm... bad word choice, I'll have to commiserate with a literate Bills fan.
...a literate Bills fan...Pfft.
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You were righter than me. Sadly after seeing Nick in person and the game replay on TV yesterday, my confidence is low they will go very far in the playoffs.
You need games like that to work things out. Once the left side of the O-line is worked out, and Nick gets some tape time to understand what Alshon Jeffery does, the Eagles will win the Super Bowl.
One can hope. Nick had plenty of open receivers. He consistently made the wrong decision as to who and more importantly when to throw the ball. I'll be watching those two factors the most this week. Also, with the 13 personnel & overloaded formation the Raiders employed, our D now has something new to deal with also.
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Whoa Nellie!!!:blackr:
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Sporstscaster
Keith Jackson died on the twelfth of January.
I could not find a cause of death, but Keith Jackson was 89.
Time to step back and evaluate what you do for fun.
Too many of us are beholden to social-media expectations, the subjective scoring of action sports, and a desire to push increasingly out-there limits. Mountain bikers who once explored the woods to simply blow out the lungs now time their descents with Strava. Climbers who used to clip in and coach partners on big walls now free solo for sponsor dollars driven by Instagram. To impress followers, backcountry skiers accustomed to safe low-angle hippie pow followed by hibachi beers now yo-yo laps on the Grand Fucking Teton.
Increasingly, what we do outside is less about enjoying the activity itself as an intrinsic good, and more about planning ways to go bigger, faster, and farther, often for our selfie-stick mounted cameras. And so it went that once healthy outdoor pursuits devolved into suicide clubs.
That needed to be said. Mountain Biking is an absolute blast but in the downhill places you have non-athletes taking highly athletic risks.
Happy Birthday Papa Bear!!
George S. Halas, founder/owner/coach of the Chicago Bears, would have been 123 years old today.
Halas (coaching record--> 318 wins, 148 losses, 31 ties), a pioneer both on and off the field, made the Bears the first team to hold daily practice sessions, to analyze film of opponents to find weaknesses and means of attack, place assistant coaches in the press box during games, place tarp on the field, publish a club newspaper, and to broadcast games by radio. He also offered to share the team's substantial television income with teams in smaller cities, firmly believing that what was good for the league would ultimately benefit his own team. A firm disciplinarian, Halas maintained complete control of his team and did not tolerate disobedience and insubordination by players. He also insisted on absolute integrity and honesty in management, believing that a handshake was sufficient to finalize a deal; few, if any, intermediaries were necessary.
Halas's career ledger reads as follows: 63 years as an owner, 40 as a coach, 324 wins, and 8 NFL titles as a coach or owner. His 324 victories stood as an NFL record for nearly three decades, and are still far and away the most in Bears history; they are three times that of runner-up Ditka.[20] He was a charter member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1963.
~from Wiki
The NFC champions are presented the George S. Halas Trophy each year, and, to this day, the Bears still wear GSH on their jerseys. When Halas died, in 1983 at the age of 88, he was the last surviving participant of the meeting that formed the NFL in 1920.
Happy Birthday Papa Bear!!
Tom Benson, owner of the New Orleans Saints, and New Orleans Pelicans, died yesterday (Mar 15), at the ripe old age of 90 years.
He opened the window, and influenza.
The grace with which he's handled this is far more impressive than anything he did on the football field.
They were just trying to get warm.
Tennessee resident Lionel Ferguson has caught what is expected to be the new world record for black crappie out of a pond near Philadelphia, TN.
5 lbs, 7.6 oz!!!
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Man, that is a monster crappie.
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C.M. Newton, former Kentucky Wildcat under Adolph Rupp, Athletic Director for University of Kentucky from 1989-2000, Assistant Commissioner for the SEC, coached the Vanderbilt Commodores, led the Crimson Tide to 3 straight SEC championships, chair of the NCAA Rules Committee,
died Monday.
He was 88.
Fish was listed as natural causes.
Aw shit, man.
The Mongoose died.
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Tom McEwen was 81. I could not find his fish.
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Pro wrestler
Big Van Vader, real name Leon White, passed away on June 18. His fish was heart problems. He was 63.
This guy grew up in Compton, Los Angeles. The infamous South Central. His dad (who was 6'6", mom was 4'10") was an underwater welder for the Navy, and he "invented a popular automobile hoist, which made the family wealthier and let them move to a safer neighborhood".
I wonder what kind of hoist he invented. The man's name was White, apparently, and that's all I got.
July 16, 1941
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Jolting Joe Dimaggio, The Yankee Clipper, gets a base hit, it will be the last in a 56 game hitting streak. A record that still stands today.
Rae Carruth, former receiver for the Carolina Panthers, is set to be released from prison on Oct 22.
I don't wish him any bad luck, or anything, but, I hope he gets hit by a train.
You can take the player out of the ghetto...
MLB Hall of Famer Willie McCovey, played 19 seasons w/Giants, died Oct 31 of complications from an infection.
He hit more home runs, 231, in Candlestick Park than anyone, including one on Sept 16, 1966 that is described as the longest ever hit there.
He was 80.
NASCAR Hall of Famer
David Pearson died Nov 12. No fish.
David Pearson holds second place in all-time NASCAR wins, behind Richard Petty. Pearson and Petty finished 1st and 2nd to one another 63 times.
"Pearson could beat you on a short track, he could beat you on a superspeedway, he could beat you on a road course, he could beat you on a dirt track. It didn't hurt as bad to lose to Pearson as it did to some of the others, because I knew how good he was."
Pearson said of Petty: "I always felt that if I beat him I beat the best, and I heard he said the same thing about me."
~Wiki
David Pearson was 83.
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Earlham College Cancels 2019 Football Season After 53rd Straight Loss
Earlham ended the 2018 season with a 70-6 loss to Rose-Hulman on Saturday.
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To be fair, Rose is a big girl.
Pro wrestler The Dynamite Kid, also known as half of the tag team The British Bulldogs (w/Davey Boy Smith) died today (Dec 5), on his 60th birthday.
From
Wiki:
In 1997, after having a great deal of complications he was experiencing with walking due to the large number of back and leg injuries he suffered during his career, Billington lost the use of his left leg. He had a paralysed left leg and used a wheelchair; he was cared for by his second wife, Dot. Billington was told he would never be able to walk again. Harley Race, the inventor of the diving headbutt, has stated that he regrets ever inventing the move, because it appears to cause spinal problems as well as concussions, and may have contributed to Billington's disability. In addition to his paralysis, Billington also suffered from heart problems. In November 2013, Billington reportedly suffered a stroke. In 2015, he was named in a lawsuit filed by WWE after they received a letter from him indicating that he intended to sue them for concussion-based injuries sustained during his tenure with them. He was represented by attorney Konstantine Kyros, who is involved in several other lawsuits involving former WWE wrestlers.
Well, this thread may as well have been called Dead Athletes...
Former MLB stars
Luis Valbuena (L.A. Angels infielder), and
Jose Castillo (Pittsburgh Pirates infielder), teammates on a Venezuelan league team,
were killed in a car crash in Venezuela. Their car apparently struck a rock and left the road.
Valbuena was 33 yrs old. Castillo was 37.
Their car apparently struck a rock and left the road.
Or they pissed off the dicktator.
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Cowboys lose WR Allen Hurns to gruesome left leg injury
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Wait, face down, toes up?! That's prolly not right.
Dayum, I bet that hurt.
Great/terrible video of the injury at the link.
That ruined my appetite. Un freaking real.
They won tho! Next!
They won tho!
:lol2:
Yeah, I was not expecting them to beat Seattle.
Hey, didja hear that Dallas Cowboys owner got hisself a new boat. It's a pretty nice little dinghy.
The
Bravo Eugenia (named after his wife,
this man is no fool;)):
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Got it just in time for Christmas.
360 feet long. 2 helipads. Garage for watercraft. Sea trials were conducted
in the North Sea, so it's prolly good to go.
It cost more than the Cowboys.
Fluff reel:
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J.D. Gibbs, the son of the head of Joe Gibbs Racing and former Washington Redskins head coach Joe Gibbs, died Jan 11, at the age of 49, due to a degenerative neurological disease, diagnosed in 2015.
Can Liverpool actually win the EPL? Would be the first time since 1989-1990!
The pay check for the winner of the Indy 500 in 1913...
Says here the average speed in the 1913 Indy was 76 MPH. That's 225 MPH in 2019 speeds. :D
We'll see what happens in 2019 but in 2018 Tony Kanaan averaged 226.68 mph for 4 laps, but the winner, Will Power(I shit you not), averaged 167 mph for the whole race and collected $2.5 million.
Will Power(I shit you not)
I chuckle every time I hear/read his name.
'Cowboy Pinball' game leaves spectators shocked and a participant unconscious at Kentucky rodeo
Urrthang is urrthang for the first go round. Bull #1 apparently didn't wanna play Cowboy Pinball, though.
Bull #2 don't give a
shit. I mean,
not the first fuck is given. He gets right down to bidness within steps. I think it took even the rodeo ppl by surprise.
Shit gets real @ 4:21:
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Da fuq?
$100 ... they don't even let you inside the ambulance for $100, never mind taking your unconscious ass to the nearest Level 1 Trauma Center.
The bull tosses those big ol' boys like a girl tosses her hair.
The bull tosses those big ol' boys like a girl tosses her hair.
Didn't he though?:yesnod:
That fella that was knocked cold was tossed for a
double somersault.
Who was figuring that was a good idea?
I guess the promoters and the lawyers had a meeting, and figgered they just weren't being sued nearly enough, so...
February 21, 1896
An Englishman raised in Australia, Bob Fitzsimmons, fought an Irishman, Peter Maher, in an American-promoted event which technically took place in Mexico, winning the 1896 World Heavyweight Championship in boxing.
That's a single boxing match involving five countries.
Remember the two guys on the airplane that looked so much alike, with their red hair and beards? Our own lovely Mr. Helm even kinda looked like them.
This is weirder than that.
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Two minor league baseball players, both named Brady Feigl. Both are souless gingers. Both have had Tommy John surgery, by the same doctor. Both are 6'4". Both wear thick glasses. Both are pitchers. Their respective DNA tests both revealed 53 percent Germanic ancestry.
Here's
the link to the article. You didn't think I was gonna tell all of it didja?;)
ginger jesus approves

Let’s get some images of Jesus’ elbow just to be safe.
February 22, 1980
Lake Placid, NY
The Miracle On Ice
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6.6 BILLION dollars the dude is worth
It was $59/half-hour, $79/hour for massage handies from Chinese sex slaves at the strip mall
I don't want to see this guy on Sundays, it's just foul, now. He's gotta go
What? He just went for a massage he didn't know they would jerk him around. A victim I tells ya victim. I mean he didn't pee on them.
Isn't better to pay a pro than use his money, power, and influence to seduce or intimidate innocent young babes?
It's the slaves part of it, they say the ladies were not allowed to leave the premises
Aw, c'mon baaby. I said I'd give ya job and a place to live.
What? No, live, not leave.
It's the slaves part of it, they say the ladies were not allowed to leave the premises
Did he know that though?
Obviously intentionally supporting prostitution in general is bad enough, but intentionally supporting slavery is a big step worse. Is he guilty of that worse behavior?
Having seen some footage and photos of similar stings in Austin, I'd say you have to be pretty willfully ignorant to think those women want to be there.
I
just read that Mr. Kraft may not be the most recognizable person involved in this investigation.
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I am shocked.
Having seen some footage and photos of similar stings in Austin, I'd say you have to be pretty willfully ignorant to think those women want to be there.
But how do you tell if they are slaves to the boss or slaves to economic necessity? A lot of people are at work that don't want to be there. Even if they are chained to the table it could be roll play, dungeon themed.
Maybe. But you've at least got to assume they're not being given a decent wage or health benefits. Don't get me wrong; there are voluntary sex workers out there and I personally think it ought to be legal. Keeping it underground just ensures that women will get taken advantage of, one way or another.
Oh I agree it sucks (no pun), I also agree it should be legal if it's above board. But I still question a patrons ability to know if they are slaves or not, even though I'm pretty sure Kraft doesn't give a rats ass.
Ohio man breaks three-pointer Guinness record
31 consecutive treys in 60 seconds, beat the old record by
5.
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March 6, 1964
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Boxing champion Cassius Clay adopts the name Muhammad Ali.
March 29, 1984
The Baltimore Colts load its possessions onto fifteen Mayflower moving trucks in the early morning hours and
transfer its operations to Indianapolis.
Some guy had an $82,000+ bet for Tiger to win.
The Masters, this past weekend.
At 14 to 1 the payout was almost 1.2 million bucks.
Yep.
I read on an unreliable-at-best-website that this was the first sports bet the guy ever made.
the link says 1st, 2nd, 4th, and 5th at bats.
Reggie Cobb,
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NFL running back, former Buccaneer, Packer Jet, Jaguar, and Tennessee Volunteer, scout for the 49ers for the past ten years,
died yesterday (Apr 20) of a heart attack.
Led the SEC in touchdowns his freshman year.
He was 50.
So a breakthrough in medicine, in surgical procedure, is named after the patient and not the doctor. That unfortunately figures. :rolleyes:
Sounds better than Frank Jobe Surgery, and a damn sight better than 'Ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction'.
Tommy John Surgery just kinda rolls off the tongue.
Also, I think Tommy John was the first person to have a career after the injury/surgery.
OK, but Tommy John surgery sounds like fixing something that happened in the bathroom.:eyebrow:
That'd be a John Rogering?
Replacement of a prolapse?
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The Giants' Pablo Sandoval stole third base in the top of the second against the Reds this past Monday. Then, in the same game, he hit a three-run homer. Two innings after that, he was called to the mound. Yep, bullpen used up, Panda was called to pitch. He pitched a scoreless inning.
Stolen base, homer, scoreless inning pitched.
The last time it happened was Giants vs Reds, in May of 1905.:eek:
114 years.
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July 4, 1939
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Fans, for the past two weeks, you've been reading about a bad break. [pause] Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I have been in ballparks for 17 years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.
When you look around, wouldn't you consider it a privilege to associate yourself with such fine-looking men as are standing in uniform in this ballpark today? Sure, I'm lucky. Who wouldn't consider it an honor to have known Jacob Ruppert? Also, the builder of baseball's greatest empire, Ed Barrow? To have spent six years with that wonderful little fellow, Miller Huggins? Then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding leader, that smart student of psychology, the best manager in baseball today, Joe McCarthy? Sure, I'm lucky.
When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat, and vice versa, sends you a gift – that's something. When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in white coats remember you with trophies – that's something. When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter – that's something. When you have a father and a mother who work all their lives so you can have an education and build your body – it's a blessing. When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed – that's the finest I know.
So I close in saying that I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. – Thank you.
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Lou Gehrig Pernell "Sweet Pea" Whitaker died July 14. Pound-for-pound one of the world's greatest boxers.
He was crossing the street in Virginia Beach, VA when he was struck by a car.
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Pernell Whitaker was 55.
Lost another age mate. Its hard to drive 55.
1974 – Dr. Frank Jobe performs first ulnar collateral ligament replacement surgery (better known as
Tommy John surgery) on baseball player Tommy John.
Former NFL coach
Sam Wyche died. Liver cancer, I believe.
Wyche developed the
no-huddle-offense while coaching for Cincinnati.
Is it true Brady and Manning are lovers?
Idk, but neither one of them looks like they know where they are half the time.
I had to read the article all the way to the bottom to figure out what the hell he's wearing--it's a special shirt jailers put on inmates who are at risk of harming themselves with a regular shirt.
Seriously sad. I can't help but think multiple concussions didn't improve his brain.
What the fuck was that guy behind him going to do?
Frederick "Curly" Neal, of the Harlem Globetrotters died on Mar 26.
He was 77.
Saw that. I think I saw him like 3 times as a kid.
I saw him once, at the Municipal Auditorium, in Nashville.
Legendary Miami Dolphins coach
Don Shula died, yesterday (May 4) at the age of 90.
I think it was
Bum Philips that once said of Shula:
He could take his'n, and beat yourn, then take yourn, and beat his'n.
He had football sorted out.