2017 cellar fantasy football
Draft is the 27th. Any one want in or out this year?
I'm going to let the thing do it on its own this year. Not going Cowboys heavy like I usually do. But if you want to, you should start ranking your positions and players soon.
Good luck this year!
Done. Gonna be three for three, y'all. (Okay, technically like three for thirteen, but shaddup.)
Whoever my team is, we're in! Am I supposed to do something beforehand? I've never done anything but play the cards I'm dealt, so to speak.
Ok, league is drafted. I hate my team as usual
E - A - G - L - E - S - EAGLES!!
OMG Julian Edelman tore his ACL the day before the draft and will miss 2017 and I scored him. :( Already in the hole
You and clod got 4 qbs. I got one. Wtf
Because that's how I load my draft. Because quarterbacks are THE method to winning this league. They're the only thing that matters.
Any Given Sunday ladies and gentlemen i have used the same draft strategy before and lost turribly
.... but now it's awwwwnnnnnn aw hell it was never off
The MacDonald's league. It's all about the quarterpounders. The special sauce is just a locker-room bonus. :D
Ha ha Big Macs have the special sauce. Just slides down your throat.
half an hour to 2017 season Kickoff!
Is your team ready? Chiefs v Pats tonight!
Also, in case you're not paying close attention, the Dolphins and Bucs game got cancelled because of Irma, and both teams are on a BYE this week. they will play the game in November, but if you have guys on those squads, you need to sit 'em this week.
Couldn't've happened to a better buncha punks.
Go Chiefs.
Fucken schidt. You suck tony
:D
good lord i left sammy sleeves on the bench and he racked up 80 points
Gonna take a hell of a night kicking field goals to catch them Toadies.
i believe james already pointed out that i suck
Another fine game and we believe that the Ruff Riders will prevail. Toads are up a few points and both Toads and Riders have an RB left, playing against each other in the late game.
But the Riders have Zeke, and the Toads have Kerwynn Williams, a guy who gets half the run time... famous for having his name rhyme with Sherwin Williams.... but he's expected to get a lot of runs tonight...
Yeah I told the draft not to draft Zeke for me, looking at his suspension...
Still, any given [strike]Sunday[/strike] Monday! Gonna be a close one!
I saw that CJ2K would be getting more carries that Kerwin this week. I have CJ in my other league.
Just the Beas playing tonight for me, but I've got a 92 point lead over the Goats and they have Larry Fitz and old man Witten playing. I think I'm safe.
Need that W to get back in the hunt. Tony, Elliott got shut out last week. He's gonna go OFFFFF on MNF tonight. please believe it.
Troop and the Chasers are gonna be 3-0.
Troop... gonna be 3-0.
What--are you saying Justin Bethel,
star DB for the Arizona Cardinals, can't get me 66 points tonight?
Go Justin!!Not lookin too good goaties
Good game Zeke, good game Riders, and thanks for the 3 yards Sherwin Williams. :)
So I mean just hypothetically speaking, if I'm in sixth place and I beat the guy in first, that's probably a good thing for my ranking, right?
Hypothetically.
Are you say, hypothetically, that zippy is going down?
You do realize that Amanda is in first place? Zippy has lost 2 in a row and is ranked 4th behind Tony and myself. He drafted a decent team, but as usual, makes no adjustments. He's not alone in this.
If you can get ahead of him in your division, you'll make the playoffs... And then it's anyone's title to win.
I'm unimpressed with my team this year.
Actually, Amanda's about the only person I wouldn't mind ceding the championship to. As long as we keep it on Team Uterus.
I cast Fireball, and the Veil of Confusion from last round still prevents you from using a Dexterity or Wisdom modifier to your Armor Class until you make a Saving Throw!
Veil of Confusion obviously still working
I'm so fucked this year with injuries. Odell . Now Deshaun Watson caught an ACL.
Did that guy I dropped win his appeal?
I see he did get a stay in his case. Curse you, Second Circuit court of appeals!
Still not funny
your FACE is still not funny
Did that guy I dropped win his appeal?
I just grabbed him because I thought there was a chance that IF i made the playoffs, I might be able to use him in the later rounds. Everything I was reading was saying that he was at the end of his rope. Guess not. Go 'head Zeke.
your FACE is still not funny
no, but yours is! nnnyaeah
oh yeah, well.. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
You eat shit for breakfast? I knew something was wrong with you.
Steelers were on a bye so, I watched the Eagles yesterday... Tony's silly optimism seems about right.
I suspect Spencer is not fully engaged in the cellar league?
51 points against a great defense, that was a statement. Eagles scored three rushing touchdowns against a defense that had allowed ZERO rushing TDs ALL YEAR. The now-third-string RB scored two of them. The new second-string RB (thanks, Dolphins!) got one. The team's elite TE was resting a hamstring. His third-string backup had a passing TD too. The team's twitter account:
“Apologies, we actually ran out of fireworks at @LFF Stadium. #FlyEaglesFly”
Oh yes and season resumes after the bye @ Cowboys. Eagles get back their elite CB who was injured in game one. Biggest game ever. NFC East is Carson v. Dak for the next decade or more.
2 minutes left. Ben has the ball. I'm gonna say Griff will win. It would be better for me if he didn't....
And that only matters if I can hold on vs Glatt.
Tight games this week!
A wise woman once said, this league is all quarterbacks. My other positions flat out stink but I have 3 productive qbs.
gg.
Ginger Jesus' work was done against the Bears, and He rested for the 4th quarter, which is a hazard at this time of year.
We were in a hipster bar eating when Jesus was walking on water. There was a little ginger kid watching his work very closely. Gotta give hope to the whole race. :) If Pitt gets by NE a PA SB would be awesome. Wentz's execution will wreck our secondary if Haden isn't back and in form.
Everybody gotta hope for a Turnpike Bowl... everybody is tired of the Patriots
Mostly tired of Patriots fans.
Mostly tired of Patriots fans.
Completely tired of Patriots fans
Barely won that game, and I see even with that win, I just dropped a notch in the league standings.
This is the last regular season game already. I need this win. I'll probably lose, too.
Pittsburgh has 5 regular season games left, 3 are not view-able 2 nights and Xmas. 5 night games this season, seriously some of us work. I'm pretty sold on NHL hockey 7pm games and have pretty much checked out of football altogether. This seems dumb with the Steelers playing okay but seriously football is unwatchable unless you tivo commercials.
It's Monday, I have a redass.
Anyway, as much as I want to catch Jim tonight, I won't be watching.
Prime time games means your team is good. They have a 6 primetime game max, which Dallas always hits unless they suck for 3 years in a row. The eagles got 6 this year.
I might still make the playoffs if I lose. My team is weak though. I'm dropping a couple teams next year. Maybe 4. 12 is too many. Hard to keep a good line up.
Squeaked in. Rematch with the goats. Maybe I'll steal Amandas phone and make a few trades. Think she'll notice?
Juju suspended for knocking out Burfict...
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/rvmgvg
I'm no Burfict fan but ouchie bro.
couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, but yeah. Dick move.
rough week all around this week.
Yeah, Shazier's back is scary. It was just an awkward tackle.
Gronk being an asshole in front of a Buffalo crowd likely including a lot of friends and family...
109 points? Was that really necessary? I was going to win by 50. Ben can go screw.
It actually was. Pittsburgh's defense sucks ass without Shazier and Haden.
Chasers are going to hang 300+ points on me. Well played!
It is so on. Amanda is a huge favorite in our #1 vs #2 match but her QB2 only put up 30 points in the first day of week 1. I sense late season weakness!!
It's on!
Now let's hope the NFL doesn't fix fantasy games! lol
She's been so damn busy lately, i doubt she even looked at it.
I think she's got you though. Remember, this is a 2 week contest.
It ain't over!
It's probably over
Good season. Congrats, AHK
If it weren't for Austin Capybaras, I would've been undefeated...and I would RULE THE WORLD!!!
But seriously, good season everyone, I just got lucky with the draft. Thank you to those who paid attention! Made it more interesting!
Another win for team Vagina.
... Sorry, that's team Uterus