Food Porn
Does what it says on the tin. Pron. Of the food type.
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"I have had it w/these motherfuckn' weeds on this motherfuckin' steak."
You make me sick. Now I have to go to Food Lion in the morning for ribeyes and charcoal. Gravs that looks too good. Prick.
The one closest to the camera is just...(sigh):drool:
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Ok, I just read that there are foods other than beef.:eek:
I ain't sure I believe it.
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Ok, I just read that there are foods other than beef.:eek:
I ain't sure I believe it.
Don't you believe those lies!!
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^^^Either one of those would work^^^
Haven't heard from Ali in a while.
I was wondering about her, too. I really miss her cakes.
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Mmm...Dagwood.
^^^ THAT. ^^^
I feel bad for people who don't/can't eat bacon.
@Gravdigr - Now that's what I call a medium rare steak :)
WANT!!!!!!!!!
Open a truck stop concession for those and you will be a millionaire! I guarantee it!
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If you can pull that off medium rare, I'm in.
Now that's food porn. :lol:
I think Glinda just won the thread.
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:drool:
mouth says nom nom
toes say gout gout
looks delicious, please pass on my compliments to the chef.
Pete made a sesame pork deal last night with kimchi and portobellas. daaaayuuum. That was good.
Makes me want a chili dog.
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:drool:
Whats that yellow stuff next to the pork and beans?
Creamed corn? But that would make for a lot of corn on that plate.
I believe that's some really runny mac and cheese.
Or some real egg yokey potato salad
Yup its probably Stouffer frozen mac and cheese. Thats runny unless it stays in the oven longer. I thought maybe lumpy mustard.
They're baked beans, and I think the yellow bowl is cheezy taters.
Thats as bad as cheese French fries.
I would eat that, I would hate myself the next day. But oh well.
They're baked beans, and I think the yellow bowl is cheezy taters.
It's not your food??? LIES ALL LIES!! I've been led astray!! :eek:
Sorry 'bout that.
My food doesn't last long enough to take pics.:3eye:
Humph. I guess I'll just have to start posting my own food.
Humph. I guess I'll just have to start posting my own [COLOR="Red"]porn[/COLOR].
Fixed than for you. :haha:
We'll be the judge of that.;)
Sorry 'bout that.
My food doesn't last long enough to take pics.:3eye:
I hear ya. But I keep one or more cameras nearby almost all the time.
The pictures don't do it justice, really. I know you eat with your eyes as much as with your mouth for some dishes. This one was prettier in person, and fucking gorgeous in my person. Not really that porn-y, more like a homemade sex tape from that one time with that one gal when you ... you know what I mean. The *
real thang* baby.
For the record, fresh sockeye salmon with a little dill, butter, salt and pepper, the croutons and the dressing were the only things that weren't fresh, romaine, grape tomatoes, a whole avocado, and a little romano garlic caesar dressing. Evan Williams on the side.
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Five minutes later.
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My son and I were at Friendly's yesterday. It is a fish restaurant. They clean them and fry right there. About as fresh as you can get without catching and cooking on the bank. Prices have gone up on scallops shrimp and such. Easy to tell what they get from Kungfuwop. This is a 2 spot plate for $8.99 with tea.
They clean them and fry right there.
Well, they need to clean the tails off the motherfuckers.
Bacon cheese-fries. Nuff said.
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Is that from your kitchen?!
daaamn.
Why hell no! These are pics I fall across in the tubes and the pipes...
My food is good, but it ain't usually purty.
You are what you eat.
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Heh, I've seen the fella in the mirror, thanks.
How do you eat that? I mean physically get it in your mouth, even without a beard? :confused:
I guess you'd have to dismantle it.
Any hamburger where the sauce drips outside the bun is a hard fail.
How do you eat that? I mean physically get it in your mouth...
Like this:
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If I could do that I would have to lock the doors to keep the groupies out. :rolleyes:
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And now I want pizzafries.
Poutine, American Style.
That is with shredded pork, shredded beef, and shredded chicken, bacon, and chives on top of the fries covered with melted cheese under a thick blanket of brown gravy.
I have yet to finish this dish in one sitting.
...with shredded pork, shredded beef, and shredded chicken, bacon, and chives on top of the fries covered with melted cheese under a thick blanket of brown gravy...
Well that's just a vegan's delight now ain't it?:lol2:
Sounds/looks delish.:yum:
This is relevant to my interests.
I have yet to finish this dish in one sitting.
Hell, it took me two sittings just to look at the picture of it!!
^^^LOL^^^ What Grav said.
I've never seen or heard of these grapes but I want some.
I don't even care what they taste like... I. Want. Some. :haha:
This was very pertinent to my interests, so I investigated and sadly it is fake.
Snopes says it was from a Worth1000 photoshop contest back in the day.That is nice of you to look at that Toad. I was fooled too.
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The bad news is I can't have them, the good news is I don't have to stress over not being able to get them.
Probably means no berries either.
Those are the only two pics I could find of those things.
Wow.
Not a fan of seafood, but that just means I wouldn't be tempted to destroy them.
I, too, was stunned. That is one unbelievably sharp knife to cut something that soft and fragile so thinly.
Definitely art.
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"I, too, was stunned. That is one unbelievably sharp knife to cut something that soft and fragile so thinly.
Definitely art."
Might have taken a long time to prepare.
Long time to prepare? The skill or the knife?
Now, that's just mouthwatering!
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Left it big because :drool:.
For me, food porn is
this:
Baked paella (kind off)
Or this:
Callos con chorizo (I don't know how to translate)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CallosTranslation: "beef tripe stew with sausage."
Hmm sounds interesting...
400g paella rice check
800g meat stock check
300g pork ribs (chopped) check
1 pork foot chopped into 2 or 4 pieces (optional but I love it) check
1 blood sausage (black pudding) NOOOO, dear god no, I want my mommy:bolt:
Hmm sounds interesting...
400g paella rice check
800g meat stock check
300g pork ribs (chopped) check
1 pork foot chopped into 2 or 4 pieces (optional but I love it) check
1 blood sausage (black pudding) NOOOO, dear god no, I want my mommy:bolt:
XD
Well, you can add chorizo, but it wouldn't be the same
Translation: "beef tripe stew with sausage."
Thanks ;)
College apartment mate was Portuguese from Provincetown, MA. I hope to not see another blood pudding as long as I live. :vomit:
I was watching something on the NetFlix the other night when a character mentioned "bacon-wrapped shrimp"...:drool:
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Not available in the 35 states not listed because they have better taste than to drink PBR.
Roasted vegetables and salmon.
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Featuring Brassica and beets and carrots a little parsley with olive oil and some parmesan cheese.
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Fresh Sockeye salmon with sweet yellow onions, fresh dill, capers salt, pepper, and butter.
