NSFW but not WTF, just NSFW
I absolutely love this painting. A powerful statement.
These a very short videos of a woman playing with fruit. They're mp4s on instagram so I'll give you the links. :blush:
Link1
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Link3Ok, now I can't eat fruit around people anymore.
So, I was looking for the date of Steak and a BJ day....
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The grapefruit technique. It's interesting.....but the video's highlight is the aggressive way and the noises she makes when demonstrating.
I like her technique but the hole she cut is waaay to big. :haha:
I would need a bigger grapefruit, maybe use a cantaloupe.
tarheel
I still don't want grapefruit juice in m'peehole.
And too much noise.
Thanks anyway.
The cantaloupe has a hollow center. Maybe a Watermelon for your huge wang?
More like huge imagination.
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Ever wonder how they make sex dolls?
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Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was.
Funny, and treated. a little sad how he was treated.
Impressive detail. Reminds me of how funny "Lars and the Real Girl" was.
What are you doing in this thread, people will think you're a dirty girl... at least we'll hope so. :lol2:
I worry about you sometimes, xoB
It's an illusion, it's also a GIF, but I'm putting here because some whiner will complain anywhere else.
took about five minutes, but I get it now.
Very artistic
LIKE
Oh what a night...
Two mouths, no pot o' gold.
So, it's a nightmare, then.
Looks like he's [post=980429]being entrapped by a wiley woman with her cage-like vagina.[/post] All's fair in love and war.
Probably Viet Cong agents. Hos for Uncle Ho.
It's good to be the Queen... or Empress.
ESPN photographs of naked athletes. They don't show the naughty bits, maybe an occasional butt, but they are beautiful bodies and beautiful pictures, however someone(boss) looking over your shoulder might get the wrong idea.
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I'm disappointed none of the ladies I emailed this to were very enthusiastic. I might even consider them almost a tad hostile.:confused:
Pay attention Guys, the Girls already know this.
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I don't see the video player in the post. Is it just me; or, is the BB code outdated or is there a glitch at vimeo?
I can find it by extrapolating the url; so, I know the video exists:
https://player.vimeo.com/video/222111805I can see it and play it, in both IE and Chrome. :confused:
Yeah, I see it when I switch to IE.
I still get zilch with Edge though which is the browser I generally use.
Strange as I don't have any filters turned on.
I did some research. [COLOR="Green"]In a nutshell[/COLOR], it seems UT would have to make a small change to the VIMEO BB code for it to work in Edge.
This would appear to stem from the Cellar conversion from http to http
s. The Cellar is secure; but, the old embed code is not. This creates a conflict for the security fussiness built into Edge.
[COLOR="green"]Meanwhile[/COLOR], there's a small icon at the top of the Edge browser page above which the label "Blocked content" appears when the cursor is hovered over it. Clicking on it gives the option to see all content with another click. I can then watch Vimeo videos in Edge.
IAW Vimeo, [COLOR="green"]the fix would be[/COLOR] for UT to edit the Vimeo embed code and remove the "http:" part of the code (leaving "//player.vimeo.com") since Vimeo supports protocol relative URLs. That would ensure that the embed will always follow the protocol of this site, even if it changes again.
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Lou van Wijhe [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Plus[/COLOR] 1 year ago
My embedded videos always played fine in other browsers but Edge. When in Edge a page with embedded videos is displayed, the thumbnails aren't shown and when I click the icon with a stylised shield on top, the following error message is shown (translated from Dutch):
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Content blocked
You see safe content only
Content transmitted by way of an unsafe connection is blocked to protect your data.
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When the option "View all content" is clicked, the thumbnails come up and videos can be started.
What's up?
Jamie McAleney [COLOR="Orange"]Staff[/COLOR] 1 year ago
It looks like you're using a secure (https) site, but the Vimeo URLs in the iframe embed code on your site are not secure (player.vimeo.com). You can resolve this issue by editing the embed code on your site — just remove the "http:" part of the code. We support "protocol relative URLs" that look like this: "//player.vimeo.com" Using protocol relative URLs will ensure that the embeds will always follow the protocol of your site, even if it changes.
Lou van Wijhe [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Plus[/COLOR] 1 year ago
After a good night's sleep I tried your suggestion and YES, it works! Great!
So don't use Edge. This the first I've heard of it.
It comes with Windows 10.
So does Internet Explorer. Use Internet Explorer.
After I clicked on the View all content option in Edge, I was able to view the Vimeo video in the OP. Now; however, I can also view all embedded Vimeo videos directly. It could be that Edge remembered my selection and is continuing to apply it; but, I think it more likely that UT saw this thread and changed the embed code since it would make things easier for many other viewers too.
Correct.
When I'm handed enough detail that the problem can be fixed with less than 60 seconds of my effort, I promise put in that effort.
I guess the discussions concerning the technical part of the video are more important to men that the content of the video qed :-D
That's just a cover up so nobody catches them drooling. ;)
No one should ignore the clitoris. :blush:
To do so might preclude a return engagement. :yesnod:
Lovecraft inspired Lovecrafters...
Some of those look difficult to clean.
I can't tell if that's Ted Koppel, Donald Trump, Alfred E. Neuman, or Edwin Newman.
Some of those look difficult to clean.
Dishwasher safe?
The butt plug is Trump... and vice versa.
You can tell the girl on the left knows what she's doing, maybe even a certified instructor.
Hammer cocked, finger on the trigger, looking in the other direction. :rolleyes:
Be careful on dating sites, profile pictures can be misleading.;)
I've alway thought she is beautiful but first time I've seen a young Helen Mirren...
And not one of them is real... bummer. :facepalm:
Some guys say. "More than a mouthful is a waste". But I like to drown in them.
Fairly nice way to go.:rolleyes:
In the beginning...
By the way, in his graduate paper at Northwestern University, a submitted an essay titled “Sex Behavior and the U.S. Law” , where he concluded that almost every American would be in jail if all the laws against various sex acts were enforced.
Hef had roses delivered to Marilyn Monroe’s grave every day.
Initial Funding For the First Rape Kit Came from Hefner
Hefner saved the iconic ‘HOLLYWOOD’ sign, Twice.
Hefner was a champion of Black Music
Look like hood ornaments.
Mouth-watering hood ornaments.
What really caused the start of the KKK...
Just the other day I saw a giant penis, and thought 'Well, that's, that's just fine.'.[/BrianGriffin]
Fashion shows held for a designer to show off their latest fall/spring collection, are notorious for showing nipples. Sometimes they show clearly through thin material and many times not covered at all. Designers seem adamant the model wear nothing but part of the collection. Evidently this designer is pushing hats and handbags... unless he's selling women?
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday...
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Just saw that for the first time the other day.
The YouTube video, not the subject of the title.
Every time I see one it's like the first time.
...you ever seen a horse blink its eye?
~Cleveland Brown
Child psychologists and experts of that ilk tell us Barbie Dolls screw up girl's heads with unrealistic attitudes.
So buy Russian dolls...
I dunno, looks like they've all had plastic surgery.
"How'd the date go?"
"She seemed a little stiff."
Also, I like how the bottom redhead comes equipped with half a Shocker.
I think this is funny but still not safe for work...
I put this pic in this thread because you can clearly see this young lady's monkey.
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It is about damn time we see saw pics of bikini babes. Women look great in their beach suits why not show them off.
"All men are pigs, always trying to look up out skirts."
Just being careful baby, self defense.
Cat on her stomach - tail between her legs
That's looks a little scrotummy, though, doesn't it?
What really caused the start of the KKK...
Ow.
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Ow.
That's what
she said.:drummer:
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I bet her little white cheeks were purple after that.:thepain:
......of what? The train?
Bardot...
Well, shit. I forgot what I was doing...
I'd rather see Bardot.
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Well Bardot was nice, but that young thang is nice too.
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Strongfort pic reminds me of Eddie Murphy's bit about if Mr. T was teh gay.
Slow down. You gonna mess around and cum too fast. Ya make me mad Ima scrunch up my butt cheeks and rip ya dick off.
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Heads will roll! Find some minimum wage flunky to blame it on so the boss's wife won't know what he's been watching. :rolleyes:
Wuzzat, some new-fangled kinda tea, or sumpin'?
Tumblr cracking down on adult content.
Yeah, I got that.
I was talking about all that shit in the water.
When it rains and you forgot your umbrella, find an overhang to shelter under for awhile.
And for the ladies a contribution from Dr Kinsey...
All white men. Not that I'm looking for pics of black schlong. Just commenting that it is a product of its time.
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Did you notice me, I'm the real short one. :haha:
I'm too chicken to wear this tattoo. :eek:
That Kinsey photo is interesting. Not really many outliers with porn dicks, only a couple of 'no shows', I'd say he really got the meat of the bell curve there.
re tattoo
y'know the story about asking for the chinese symbol for ferocity or zen or wtf-ever and getting "broccoli with bell peppers" instead? I wonder if the guy in the picture just told the tattoo artist, "fuck it, I don't care".
That is one pretty nasty money shot
Everybody knows ladies don't swear, spit, fart, or fight, Mommy told me so.
So I don't know how to explain these...
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It must be a mistake.
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Maybe a Bavarian fairy tale, they were pretty crude.
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You don't suppose some cad would deliberately soil the ladies reputation do you.
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I got them some time ago from a Russian site, but the the address is now a Florida construction company.
Shame, they had a lot of interesting things there.:(
I wonder if they could get away with this today?
Lest we forget Bow Wow Wow
Singer Annabella Lwin was 15 when they took it... but Manet had originally gotten away with it
Oh yes and the great album name
"See Jungle! See Jungle! Go Join Your Gang Yeah, City All Over! Go Ape Crazy!"
That's a dumb album cover for Bow Wow Wow, until you see it's a recreation of Manet, and then it instantly becomes interesting. This was a decade before Photoshop, so was it all processing during development that got those color hues so close to the Manet? Remember developing film?
They had to scout a similar location too, which is pretty impressive.
Yeah she looks really comfortable in the nuddie with those fully clothed men.
Your mother tried to warn you...
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...you may be entitled to monetary compensation.
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