Milk Money

If you bought milk in one of the blacked out states since 2003, you are entitled to a piece of an anti-trust suit settlement.

Go to the website, sign up, and wait for between an estimated $40 to $70.
The alternative is marry one of the lawyers and get $millions.

I was involved with one of these settlements against Citibank, where they had charged me $2.25 for foreign currency exchange. I signed up, or rather declined to optout, and in a few months got a check for $17.00. None of the lawyers were pretty. ;)

You have to be a resident of said state too. Buying milk on a trip or vacation there doesn't count.

Farging cork sackers!