What ARE women like, Fargon?

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Clearly I need enlightenment. I suspect I'm not alone, so please do share your wisdom of what women are like?

Some women no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The guy she took up with beat her up and took her money. But she loved him. That's what she said.

[Some men no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The chick he took up with cheated on him and took his money. But he wanted to fuck her. That's what he said.]

If you rely on another human to complete you, you will be disappointed. Man or woman.

Keep your center in your center.

fargon;978468 wrote:

Some women no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The guy she took up with beat her up and took her money. But she loved him. That's what she said.

That worthless good-for-nothing dingbat.

Clodfobble;978497 wrote:

[Some men no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The chick he took up with cheated on him and took his money. But he wanted to fuck her. That's what he said.]

Sounds reasonable.

Women are like a side of french fries;
Your mates are always trying to steal them from under your nose,
Some people like ketchup on them, others mayonnaise,
There are either never enough or too many,
Not so great when they are cold,
Come in a range of shades from pale to dark,

There are probably other similarities.

Women are like bricks
They are usually red, semi-porous, composed of
Silica (sand) – 50% to 60% by weight
Alumina (clay) – 20% to 30% by weight
Lime – 2 to 5% by weight
Iron oxide – ≤ 7% by weight
Magnesia – less than 1% by weight
and measure 3 5/8" x 2 1/4" x 8"

Women are like peaches
They are deciduous trees native to the region of Northwest China between the Tarim Basin and the north slopes of the Kunlun Shan mountains, where they were first domesticated and cultivated. They bear an edible juicy fruit called a peach or a nectarine.

footfootfoot;978542 wrote:

Women are like a side of french fries...

There are probably other similarities.

Each is comprised of almost exactly 0.2% sodium.

fargon;978468 wrote:

Some women no matter how well they are loved and treated feel the need to leave their significant others, for no other reason than they want a change. My ex was that way. The guy she took up with beat her up and took her money. But she loved him. That's what she said.

but you didn't say some women. What are all women like that made classic's longterm relationship end? Presumably something that men are not, something uniquely, inherently feminine?

footfootfoot;978542 wrote:

Women are like a side of french fries;
Your mates are always trying to steal them from under your nose,
Some people like ketchup on them, others mayonnaise,
There are either never enough or too many,
Not so great when they are cold,
Come in a range of shades from pale to dark,

There are probably other similarities.

they get dry and wrinkly with age
you need a napkin to wipe your mouth after eating them

what?

Women are like men - always looking for something to bitch about.

Wimmins are people is what I'm getting at.

Women are like unique individuals with a spectrum or personal characteristics that don't conform to the bell curve of a larger sample of the population.

monster;978635 wrote:

but you didn't say some women. What are all women like that made classic's longterm relationship end? Presumably something that men are not, something uniquely, inherently feminine?

You're being like some women right now, eh?

lumberjim;978651 wrote:

You're being like some women right now, eh?

:bolt:

Bwaaaahahaha!

Ooh, snap!

monster;978636 wrote:

they get dry and wrinkly with age
you need a napkin to wipe your mouth after eating them

what?

What's old and wrinkly and smells like ginger?


Fred Astaire's face.

waiting for messages in cobwebs is why I never clean. Plus dustbunnies look awesome with googly eyes -but they need to be a decent size.

monster;978671 wrote:

waiting for messages in cobwebs is why I never clean. Plus dustbunnies look awesome with googly eyes -but they need to be a decent size.

:eek:

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Women are like girls.

Only older.:yelsick:

But legal.:jig:

I don't know if it's universal, but 99% of the women who come to my house immediately head for the bathroom.
I've had dogs so exited to see me they peed, but I doubt that's the reason in this case.
So a girl told me she was going to stop by. I said the door's open, come on in.
Then I hung these 3 signs.

Women are like
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WHY?

Because they're not
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:p:

Bravo.