Dec 30th, 2016: Hammer Time

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 29, 2016 9:45 pm
Museums... is there anything they don't collect?
Up in Haines Alaska stands The Hammer Museum, dedicated to preserving the history of humanity’s first tool.

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From the land of the pharaohs to the land down under, ancient to modern, two inches to twenty feet, the Hammer Museum has
something for everyone and is an experience that cannot be missed.


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If Alaska is a little out of your way, the museum posts images of some of their more than 2,000 hammers on their Instagram account.

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BigV • Dec 29, 2016 10:10 pm
".... I'd hammer in the morrrrrrning..."
blueboy56 • Dec 29, 2016 11:01 pm
Does that mean that you should be hard-headed to live in Alaska?:)
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 29, 2016 11:36 pm
You nailed it, now beat it. :p:
sexobon • Dec 30, 2016 7:39 am
Does the museum have Mjolnir?
glatt • Dec 30, 2016 8:15 am
Hammers accumulate. You feel wrong throwing out the old, and they just keep showing up.
Snakeadelic • Dec 30, 2016 8:48 am
Many years ago when I still lived in Washington state, I was on welfare and required to be evaluated by either an MD or a psychiatrist every 6 months (over the course of 3 years of this, nobody ever released me to be thrown into the job application mill that was considered an employment program). When I was between homes and thus between MDs, I would go see this one psychiatrist who was semi-retired and pretty much only did evaluations. He was 85 when I saw him, and we would get distracted talking about all kinds of things, like the time John Phillip Sousa played at his college's Homecoming Dance. His name was Dr. Hammer, and in a rare turn of humor, his business sign consisted of 2 claw hammers in an X formation (one had the handle cut in half). And while he wasn't exactly a Pink Floyd fan, he was familiar with the "marching hammers" animation from The Wall and thought it was 'quite well done'.
Gravdigr • Dec 30, 2016 1:21 pm
Just watched 'The Wall' the other night.

:devil:
Gravdigr • Dec 30, 2016 3:16 pm
♪ ♫I climbed in the ring w/Roberto Duran♪ ♫
♪ ♫And the punches began to rain down♪ ♫
♪ ♫He hit me with a dozen hard upper cuts♪ ♫
♪ ♫Then my corner threw in the towel♪ ♫

♪ ♫I asked him why he had to knock me out♪ ♫
♪ ♫And he summed it up real well♪ ♫
♪ ♫He said "I'd rather be the hammer♪ ♫
♪ ♫Than the nail."♪ ♫
glatt • Dec 30, 2016 3:35 pm
The hammer on the far left is the only one I bought.

Three others were presents given to me brand new, and the rest just kind of accumulated.
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limey • Dec 30, 2016 3:53 pm
My favourite hammer (here at Chateau Limey) is like the one that is fourth from the right, lower row ... so cute!


Sent by magic.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 30, 2016 4:27 pm
Cute maybe, but not very good at pulling nails. ;)
sexobon • Dec 30, 2016 4:55 pm
Looks like glatt's ready for some tabletop croquet.
limey • Dec 30, 2016 5:16 pm
xoxoxoBruce;977992 wrote:
Cute maybe, but not very good at pulling nails. ;)




That's when I use hammer No. 2 ! Or pliers.


Sent by magic.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 30, 2016 5:35 pm
I see six nail pullers, but none are #2. However, I have complete faith you'll defeat that nail so soundly, it will straighten itself out. :D
Gravdigr • Dec 31, 2016 11:41 am
...and not a cross peen in the bunch.:headshake
blueboy56 • Dec 31, 2016 1:46 pm
Speaking of beating it, (see above), Hammers are forever, unless they are being tested on MythBusters. Ouchee.:thepain:
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 31, 2016 3:17 pm
Gravdigr;978049 wrote:
...and not a cross peen in the bunch.:headshake
Not in glatts collection, but the Museum probably has one.
Gravdigr • Jan 2, 2017 2:36 pm
glatt;977988 wrote:
The hammer on the far left is the only one I bought.

Three others were presents given to me brand new, and the rest just kind of accumulated.
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What? No banhammer?
BigV • Jan 2, 2017 8:02 pm
Oh, it's there.






You just never see it coming.
Gravdigr • Jan 3, 2017 3:26 pm
I better watch my ass, then.

[size=1]No one else is going to.[/size]
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 3, 2017 9:20 pm
The ban hammer...
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 12, 2017 1:49 pm
Restoring a 50 year old hammer's leather handle.
glatt • Jan 12, 2017 2:59 pm
nice
footfootfoot • Jan 12, 2017 4:03 pm
glatt;977988 wrote:

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Glatt be Knolling and he don't even Knoll it.

One of the projects I did in school (sculpture class, doncha know) was "Things to hit things with" I still have a bunch of the hammers and mallets I made. I should maybe find them and take pics
Gravdigr • Jan 12, 2017 5:29 pm
footfootfoot;979304 wrote:
I should maybe find them and take pics


Shuh, ya think?!:eyebrow:

Srsly, I'd like to see 'em.:yesnod:

Tools are cool.