Dec 24th, 2016: Day Before Christmas

[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house
[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]Every creature was stirring, even dog, cat, and mouse
[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]The tree was listing with baubles, no longer stood fair
[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]Dad surrounded with dead tall boys, snored in his chair

[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]Mom having a melt down, with her head on the table
[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]She'd so much to do, much more than she was able
[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]So putting things off, till she'd just run out of time
[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]Now it's too late to order gifts, from Amazon Prime

[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]Now tomorrow is Christmas, she new all too well
[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]But no gifts for the family, would make her life hell
[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]As she sobbed and shivered, her head full of dread
[COLOR="White"]...................[/COLOR]In a flash came the answer, tell them Santa is dead



And a Happy New Year. :hug:

Old fat man, heavy suit, indoors... kinda adds up to trouble.

Instead of leaving milk and cookies out for Santa, perhaps it'd be better to leave a fire extinguisher and defibrillator.