Thanksgiving Food - 2016

bbro • Nov 22, 2016 10:25 am
I figured I would start a thread specifically for Thanksgiving food. Pictures, recipe help, and whatnot.

I am not sure what my final menu will be - probably Turkey (duh), salad, asparagus, rolls, and one type of potato. I am trying to decide between mashed potatoes and scalloped. Pretty sure I am going to go with scalloped though.

And brownies for dessert. Because I like brownies and I am the only one attending the wonderful dinner.

Whatcha all doing?
fargon • Nov 22, 2016 10:29 am
Going to the In-laws for prime rib, mashed potatoes and gravy, and green bean casserole. We are making the green bean casserole. YUM!!!
limey • Nov 22, 2016 10:36 am
So please to explain to the furriner - what is a green bean casserole? Recipe?
bbro • Nov 22, 2016 10:59 am
@limey - from wikipedia - "Green bean casserole is a casserole consisting of green beans, cream of mushroom soup, and french fried onions. It is a popular Thanksgiving side dish in the United States" I don't eat it, personally. I don't like beans or mushrooms - lol
classicman • Nov 22, 2016 11:27 am
This is the one I like. Of course I substitute my self-foraged wild mushrooms. :)
Gravdigr • Nov 22, 2016 11:29 am
This turkey-roasting method is fool-proof.
Gravdigr • Nov 22, 2016 11:31 am
limey;974247 wrote:
So please to explain to the furriner - what is a green bean casserole? Recipe?


bbro;974251 wrote:
@limey - from wikipedia - "Green bean casserole is a casserole consisting of green beans, cream of mushroom soup, and french fried onions. It is a popular Thanksgiving side dish in the United States" I don't eat it, personally. I don't like beans or mushrooms - lol


I like green beans. I like cream of mushroom soup. I like french-fried onions.

I do not like green bean casserole.:greenface
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 22, 2016 1:16 pm
Why cook?
NYC restaurant, Old Homestead, is offering up a specialty item-laden Thanksgiving feast that exemplifies decadence, extravagance and overindulgence. So what does one get for $50,000?


A 20-lb roasted free-range, organically raised $85/lb turkeys, seasoned with a proprietary exotic spice mix of spices imported from the Middle East, basted with imported $17/oz extra-virgin olive oil from Italy.

A rich stuffing - the operative word is rich because it consists of $465/lb imported Japanese prized Wagyu beef, $54/lb foie gras, and $46/loaf sourdough bread imported from the U.K.

Whipped sweet potatoes topped with $1,600/oz caviar from Caspian Sea.

Green beans not exactly like the ones the first Pilgrims and Native Americans shared - these are prepared with chunks of imported $90/lb ham from pigs fed a special root diet.

Homemade pumpkin ice cream with $4,200/bottle rum-infused eggnog sauce.

Purchasers also receive four tickets to an upcoming Giants game, one night at the Waldorf with room service and breakfast in bed, limousine transportation while in NYC, a Fifth Avenue shopping spree and a horse-drawn carriage ride through Central Park.
bbro • Nov 22, 2016 1:20 pm
xoxoxoBruce;974278 wrote:
Why cook?


Just give me the $50,000. I'll take the $49,900 and spend it on things that are actually worthwhile instead of one dumb ass meal.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 23, 2016 9:44 pm
I wish I'd found this sooner.
elSicomoro • Nov 23, 2016 9:54 pm
Did you pull that off the internet, Bruce? Dierbergs is a STL-based chain.
limey • Nov 24, 2016 4:48 am
Gravdigr;974263 wrote:
I like green beans. I like cream of mushroom soup. I like french-fried onions.

I do not like green bean casserole.:greenface


Y'see I think I'm with you here. I mean, I can imagine that green beans in a mushroom sauce might be ok. But, but ... French fried onions? Isn't the point that they are crunchy? Do they stay crunchy after this treatment? Surely they just add gloopiness to an already gloopy thing?
fargon • Nov 24, 2016 7:29 am
You put the onions on in the last few minutes of baking.
limey • Nov 24, 2016 10:28 am
fargon;974433 wrote:
You put the onions on in the last few minutes of baking.


OK. that would make sense. Who knows, I might give it a whirl some time ...
orthodoc • Nov 24, 2016 11:00 am
Making a combination traditional and plant-based feast. Small turkey with stuffing, potatoes, gravy, etc. Squash-miso soup. Roasted vegetables, winter squashes stuffed with savory brown rice/cranberry/walnut stuffing, kale and cranberry salad, homemade cranberry-orange relish, traditional and vegan pies (pumpkin, key lime). Looking forward to it. :)
lumberjim • Nov 24, 2016 11:04 am
I hope you're not alone today, Bruce. I'll raise a glass in your direction tonight. I'm glad I know you. And all Yall
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 24, 2016 11:23 am
Yeah, home alone like every holiday, but that's OK, I enjoy my company. :blush:
Clodfobble • Nov 24, 2016 11:35 am
My aunt is making the turkey, basted with coconut oil instead of butter. We can't eat anything else she's making. Minifobette still can't eat the turkey no matter what it's basted with, so we're bringing a single duck leg for her.

Other than that, I'm bringing:

Deviled eggs (duck eggs, duck egg mayo, some seasonings)
Cranberry sauce (cranberries, fresh squeezed OJ, honey)
Roasted carrots (carrots, salt, cinnamon)
Stuffing (coconut flour buns, onion/celery/seasonings, duck broth, duck eggs)
Banana Cream pie (almond flour crust, bananas, coconut milk & duck egg vanilla pudding, tiny almond flour cookies that look like Nilla wafers, duck egg meringue)
Gluten-free cherry pie I bought at Whole Foods (because no one actually likes pumpkin and sweet potato pie, and they always eat the shit out of the dessert I brought for the kids and see no problem with the fact that now there is nothing left they can eat and 2.5 pumpkin pies left sitting in my aunt's fridge. The kids still can't eat the cherry pie, but maybe it will throw everyone else off the scent.)
sexobon • Nov 24, 2016 12:53 pm
I do something similar in making sure that everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table has something individually suited to them ... only with the wines.
footfootfoot • Nov 24, 2016 1:00 pm
sexobon;974442 wrote:
I do something similar in making sure that everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table has something individually suited to them ... only with the wines.


Sign me up!
footfootfoot • Nov 24, 2016 1:02 pm
orthodoc;974436 wrote:
Making a combination traditional and plant-based feast. Small turkey with stuffing, potatoes, gravy, etc. Squash-miso soup. Roasted vegetables, winter squashes stuffed with savory brown rice/cranberry/walnut stuffing, kale and cranberry salad, homemade cranberry-orange relish, traditional and vegan pies (pumpkin, key lime). Looking forward to it. :)


Sounds amazing. I had a great recipe for kale salad but I lost it. No mater ow much you made it would disappear, There was literally never enough, sort of like the reverse of a bottomless bowl... I should try to find that recipe again.
orthodoc • Nov 24, 2016 2:00 pm
Happy Thanksgiving to you, foot, Bruce, everyone! Thankful to be here with family and friends.

Just made a plant-based gluten free key lime pie and it tastes amazing. Way better than I'd anticipated. :yum:
Undertoad • Nov 24, 2016 2:38 pm
J's sister hosting this year so all we had to make was sweet potato casserole and brussel sprouts gratin side dishes. S'all good eatin' in about a hour and a half
captainhook455 • Nov 24, 2016 3:29 pm
Holiday feast is over. Home again and waiting for the Cowboys to start playing. I hope the other team makes a wowser play so I can call LJ and go yaneh yaneh.

tarheel
Gravdigr • Nov 24, 2016 5:16 pm
Got the game on in the background now. 3 - 7 Dallas.
bbro • Nov 24, 2016 7:04 pm
My dinner. It was marvelous. Now, I am drinking wine in a giraffe onesie

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xoxoxoBruce • Nov 24, 2016 7:29 pm
To hell with the food, I want to see the Giraffe onesie. :blush:
bbro • Nov 24, 2016 8:16 pm
For Bruce. Only because it's awesome
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 24, 2016 8:22 pm
Outstanding! Thank you! You made my day. :hugnkiss:
bbro • Nov 24, 2016 8:30 pm
Welcome :D Happy Thanksgiving!!
orthodoc • Nov 24, 2016 8:34 pm
Vegan gluten-free pumpkin pie was awesome. Family officially preferred it to Wegmans pie. Ditto for the key lime pie. Who'd a thunk?

And no tofu or weird stuff in either pie.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 24, 2016 8:49 pm
Ortho, your awesome. :thumb:
infinite monkey • Nov 24, 2016 9:45 pm
Your awesome what?
bbro • Nov 24, 2016 9:53 pm
infinite monkey;974500 wrote:
Your awesome what?


Perfect....:cool:
orthodoc • Nov 25, 2016 2:54 am
Sorry, just excited about how good the recipes were. :blush:
footfootfoot • Nov 25, 2016 5:42 pm
I expected the neck to be a bit longer...
bbro • Nov 27, 2016 7:29 pm
footfootfoot;974550 wrote:
I expected the neck to be a bit longer...


Me? I'm a mutated giraffe. You should see how low my crotch hangs - lol

:right:
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 27, 2016 7:42 pm
Yes, yes I should. :D
Gravdigr • Nov 28, 2016 3:29 pm
What the hell has happened in this thread?:eyebrow:
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 28, 2016 4:37 pm
Thanksgiving should always have spice. :joylove:
classicman • Nov 28, 2016 5:37 pm
OMG, now you wanna see her pie?!?!?!?!??!

Bruce - Go to your room! Oh wait.
bbro • Nov 28, 2016 6:53 pm
Gravdigr;974909 wrote:
What the hell has happened in this thread?:eyebrow:


Giraffe onesie......
BigV • Nov 28, 2016 9:34 pm
bbro;974946 wrote:
Giraffe onesie......


maybe.

either that or the image of a low hanging crotch.
bbro • Nov 29, 2016 9:29 am
BigV;974967 wrote:
maybe.

either that or the image of a low hanging crotch.


In the giraffe onesie!! It's not my actual crotch!! It's the giraffe crotch!!
Gravdigr • Nov 29, 2016 3:25 pm
Sure it is.;)
footfootfoot • Dec 6, 2016 11:41 am
Like a mutated giraffe
you look into my past
well maybe you're just to blind to - see
I'm up in the spotlight
ohh does it feel right
ohh the altitude
seems to get to me