Funny or weird job advertisements

I found this one today while perusing Ohio Means Jobs website.

PayrollOfficer
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OMJ Job Number/Reference Code: 3267992

Desired Skills/Duties: Can you work as a payroll officer with a good payment ,400 every week, if you can print out a check and labels and drop off at the USPS post office....THANKS

No. Thank YOU!

I mean, wtf?

I imagine that's the same ad placed by my dogs when we've gone out and they think they'll never be fed again.

"can you use can opener., some dog food for you also if you able to open back door? THANKS "