People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: ________

footfootfoot • Sep 26, 2016 12:08 pm
People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: They always stand in your kitchen while you try to cook.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: If you stick a crappy magnet on them it will just fall right off.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: You can't cool your room by leaving their door open.
lumberjim • Sep 26, 2016 12:42 pm
Hard on the outside, with a cold heart and full of rotting food?
footfootfoot • Sep 26, 2016 1:09 pm
If you include ex-wives in the category of people, then yes, I suppose so.
Undertoad • Sep 26, 2016 1:10 pm
Once they go off power they start to smell bad, really really bad if you open them up.
Gravdigr • Sep 26, 2016 1:26 pm
Refrigerators are like a lot of people...

...cold and empty on the inside.
Undertoad • Sep 26, 2016 1:31 pm
...the ones that offer you crushed ice for your beverage are special.
Gravdigr • Sep 26, 2016 1:35 pm
Heh.
Flint • Sep 26, 2016 5:08 pm
People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators:
Sometimes the best things inside them are hidden behind clutter.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators:
Their function isn't fundamentally improved by adding internet access.
lumberjim • Sep 26, 2016 5:14 pm
People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: It's really hard to find the Mayonnaise when you open one.

People Are A Lot Like Refrigerators: You can't put dead ones out with the regular trash.
Clodfobble • Sep 26, 2016 6:01 pm
People Are a Lot Like Refrigerators: You would think there needs to be a D in there, but really it doesn't belong.
Flint • Sep 26, 2016 6:08 pm
Whoah, feminazi alert! She musta got blood comin' outta her whatever.
Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2016 2:29 pm
[SIZE="1"]...the hell?[/SIZE]
lumberjim • Sep 27, 2016 2:30 pm
You didn't get it?
Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2016 4:24 pm
Apparently not.

I thought someone stepped off in someone else's ass for some unknown reason, which is not totally unprecedented for this place.

Please esplain, Lucy.
Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2016 4:26 pm
Oh, I'm aware of the "she got blood coming out her whatever" statement (Trump, was it?), just not it's current application.
lumberjim • Sep 27, 2016 4:30 pm
Ok, Wendy,

The 'D' was ostensibly in reference to a common misspelling of refrigerator. Because Fridge. It's also a play on words. D refers in current culture to 'dick'. The line, "You would think there needs to be a D in there, but really it doesn't belong." could be interpreted as something a feminist or lesbian might say ( we don't need the D )

So flint was saying he got that reference. and being gross, as Flint is wont to do.

Ok, Susie?
Clodfobble • Sep 27, 2016 5:13 pm
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Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2016 5:18 pm
Well, I got Clod's post. I don't live that far back in the woods...

It was Flint's post at which I was "[SIZE="1"]...the hell?[/SIZE]"ing. I thought that he---y'know whut? Nevermind what I was thinking. In fact, I may not have been.

Thanks for drawing (and posting;)) me a picture.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 27, 2016 5:20 pm
It's typical flint.
Flint • Oct 7, 2016 6:54 pm
I will take you down, "Gravdigr" --if that is your real name.

[SIZE="4"]I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.[/SIZE]
lumberjim • Oct 8, 2016 12:09 am
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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Gravdigr • Oct 8, 2016 1:43 pm
Ooh, snap!

He done went all Ferd Sheed on my ass...

I will grab you by your uvula and body slam you into a Bed, Bath, & Beyoooooooooond.

:lol2:[SIZE="1"]Made m'self laugh a little bit.[/SIZE]
Gravdigr • Oct 8, 2016 1:44 pm
What's that still from, Happy Gilmore?
lumberjim • Oct 8, 2016 2:49 pm
yeah, as is Flint's line about little pieces of shit
Gravdigr • Oct 8, 2016 2:50 pm
I thought I remembered that line.
lumberjim • Oct 8, 2016 3:16 pm
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footfootfoot • Oct 8, 2016 4:33 pm
Is that movie any good?
Clodfobble • Oct 8, 2016 9:23 pm
It's one of the only good Sandler movies. Zoolander is still better though.

(Not to say Zoolander is a Sandler movie, just that it's in that same category of humor.)
Gravdigr • Oct 10, 2016 3:52 pm
Some of them are big. Some of them are small. Some of them smell funny.