What do you think this thread should be about?

lumberjim • Aug 5, 2016 12:13 am
Got any thread ideas, but don't have time to start your own? Use this one! It's certified and preheated. Ready to use right out of the box. One size fits most!
nowhereman • Aug 5, 2016 8:25 am
But is it dolphin safe?
Happy Monkey • Aug 5, 2016 10:16 am
It should be about 25 posts or so.
footfootfoot • Aug 5, 2016 1:23 pm
This thread should be about Joe.
lumberjim • Aug 5, 2016 4:03 pm
Fuck Joe. I'm anti Joe. That prick
Gravdigr • Aug 5, 2016 4:27 pm
I think this thread should be about thread.

Thread is underappreciated.
Happy Monkey • Aug 5, 2016 4:46 pm
Everybody get inside, and let the dragonriders of Pern do their job!
Carruthers • Aug 5, 2016 5:05 pm
I think this thread should be about $5 a yard.
Undertoad • Aug 5, 2016 5:39 pm
A thread makes fabric and fabric makes clothing. This thread should be about tunics. Because tunic is a very funny word.

tunic tunic tunic
DanaC • Aug 5, 2016 7:17 pm
Happy Monkey;966006 wrote:
Everybody get inside, and let the dragonriders of Pern do their job!


Excellent
sexobon • Aug 5, 2016 7:23 pm
We're gonna need a spool to keep this thread organized.
lumberjim • Aug 5, 2016 8:18 pm
You can't tunic a fish
lumberjim • Aug 5, 2016 8:19 pm
Which reminds me. I need to play the guitar now
footfootfoot • Aug 5, 2016 10:05 pm
Joe mama needs to play the guitar now
sexobon • Aug 5, 2016 10:06 pm
We could have a thread about needles. Does anyone need needling?
DanaC • Aug 6, 2016 3:23 am
I'm feeling too cross (stitch) for needling.
footfootfoot • Aug 6, 2016 10:27 am
Oh darn, knit's sew crewel.
Pico and ME • Aug 6, 2016 12:31 pm
WINNER!
lumberjim • Aug 6, 2016 2:24 pm
Image
footfootfoot • Aug 6, 2016 6:08 pm
;)
monster • Aug 6, 2016 6:32 pm
lumberjim;966052 wrote:
Image


tastes like dolphin
DanaC • Aug 6, 2016 6:41 pm
Tastes like shark!
lumberjim • Aug 6, 2016 9:11 pm
Just a couple more to get to 25. And we still haven't agreed on a topic.
footfootfoot • Aug 6, 2016 9:49 pm
How about thread drift?
sexobon • Aug 6, 2016 11:09 pm
Not everyone can do multitopicing. Tw would have conniptions.
monster • Aug 6, 2016 11:32 pm
85% of conniptions are caused by dolphins.
lumberjim • Aug 6, 2016 11:39 pm
It always comes down to the 85%
monster • Aug 6, 2016 11:44 pm
Except when it's the 99%
classicman • Aug 7, 2016 9:22 am
lumberjim;966073 wrote:
we still haven't agreed on a topic.

I thought the topic was the lack of a topic or the topic that wasn't a topic or something like that.
sexobon • Aug 7, 2016 10:36 am
[SIZE="3"]A sanctuary thread for endangered topics!
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Here goes:

I carry a flip phone. What can I say: I'm from the Star Trek "communicator" generation. Of course I have a tablet, notebook, and desktop. I just prefer to carry a small phone on my belt for voice communication. I'm not alone ...

[SIZE="3"]Why the CEO of a $1.5 billion company doesn't use a smartphone[/SIZE]
Gravdigr • Aug 7, 2016 3:30 pm
What's all this talk about toe picks?
sexobon • Aug 7, 2016 4:27 pm
You might think that's how footfootfoot plays the banjo; but, noooooo...

Figure skates differ most visibly from hockey skates in having a set of large, jagged teeth called toe picks on the front of the blade. The toe picks are used primarily in jumping and footwork, and should not be used for stroking or spins.

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Gravdigr • Aug 7, 2016 4:41 pm
Toe pick.

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sexobon • Aug 7, 2016 5:23 pm
toe pic...

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lumberjim • Aug 7, 2016 7:38 pm
The fetishists have taken control of the thread
monster • Aug 7, 2016 8:17 pm
What did happen to Sarah Ferguson/Duchess of Toesucking?
monster • Aug 7, 2016 8:33 pm
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sexobon • Aug 8, 2016 12:09 am
So

[COLOR="White"]... a needle pulling thread.

It's the new ^up^.[/COLOR]
Gravdigr • Aug 8, 2016 4:12 pm
...he's wearing only a sweater? That's a little weird. I mean, if it's cool enough to need a sweater, you're gonna need pants at least...