How many more months for when Trump is scheduled to replace his current wife with a newer model?
Might not be a newer model. Only Ivana and Melania were models. Marla was an actress. Might be a newer actress. Variety is the spice of life.
Unfortunately one cannot trade in an old wife as a down payment on a new one. Otherwise Trump would do that. And claim it as a tax deduction.
Why would he go through all that trouble when he could just give his old wife to you and deduct it as a charitable contribution? :p:
BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!!!
Can we carbon date him though?