Your Coolness Quotient
Wanna find out how cool you are?
This is a game I came up with on the Harley forum, where it's important to be cool.
Here's how it works:
1. We all come up with rules and assign values to them
2. After we have a good long list of rules, we score ourselves honestly and post our quotient
3. Max value for a rule is +100, min is -100
4. Repeated rules will be averaged.
5. No arguing over values. If you don't like a rule or a value, repeat the rule and give it your own value.
6. You can only post a rule once per person. (no posting 10 times for the same rule in order to tilt the scales)
OK?
+10 for having facial hair
-50 for driving a minivan
+25 for having a tattoo
+5 for each additional tattoo
-50 for frosted hair (male)
-75 for a man bun
-13 for being left handed
get creative. when we tire of writing rules and bullshitting, I will ask for a volunteer that has time to compile the list of rules, work out the averages and post the scoring system. Then we'll find out who is the coolest of the cool!
I bet it will be bruce
(no wagering. this is for entertainment porpoises only)
You lose 2 Cellar Gold bitcoins. I don't even have a reference for this "cool" you speak off, although I have been called cold.
-10 for having facial hair
+50 for driving a minivan
-25 for having a tattoo
-5 for each additional tattoo
+50 for frosted hair (male)
+75 for a man bun
+13 for being left handed
[/just kidding] :D
You dudes all carry off cool. You keep it damn real.
+50 significant tool collection.
+5 for each self made tool
No one?
Don't think you're cool enough? The thing about this is that you get to define cool.
Cmon, losers! This is fun!
-50 for not writing any of these rules
You lose 2 Cellar Gold bitcoins. I don't even have a reference for this "cool" you speak off, although I have been called cold.
which classic GM autos have you crashed?
+20 play an instrument
modifiers:
+5 electric guitar or bass
+5 acoustic guitar only if you know more than 4 chords
-5 woodwinds (except alto, tenor sax)
+40 can pilot a plane
+30 can pilot a boat
+5 have recent mobile phone
modifier:
-50 It's a Windows phone
+50 if you can harvest your own food.
+25 if willing to admit being a lefty
- 10 for being a soccer dad.
+50 for volunteering
-50 if you wear your pants below your ass
- 25 if you button the top button.
-100 socks on the beach
- 25 hat backwards
-10,000 if you modify your car to make MORE noise.
+100 if you hold/open doors for ladies
+50 build your own house
+10 your kid(s) are interesting
+20 you build stuff with your kid(s)
-25 comb-over
+5 camp in the snow
+5 hit people with swords
+10 per classic auto / bike owned past/present
+25 survived a major health scare
+25 earned doctor of anything
+25 you love the one you're with (include yourself)
-100 you have children you don't take responsibility for
+10 scar with a good story
-50 DWI conviction
+100 if you have a bearded collie
You misspelled border. :)
+100 for a doctorate. That's a lot of work
+50 for a masters
+25 bachelor's degree
-50 for having more than 3 cats
+10 if you or your child got a SSN before graduating high school.
+5 if your or your child got a SSN while in college.
+5 if you've received a gift that says World's Best/#1 - mom/dad, aunt/uncle, son/daughter...etc.
+5 if you've been arrested (speeding tickets, while technically an arrest, don't count).
-50 if you've been arrested and convicted (for not being cool enough to beat the rap).
+10 for having been in public service.
-10 for getting into public service by being elected.
+5 if you've made a parachute jump (tandem jumps don't count).
+5 more if you've made a parachute jump from over 20,000 ft.
+5 if you have an emergency cache; or, bug-out bag at home (lists alone don't count).
+5 more if you have an emergency cache; or, bug-out bag at home AND with you while travelling.
+5 if you've been certified to do CPR.
+10 if you share a hobby with a relative of another generation.
+5 if you have a sockpuppet (anonymous doesn't count).
-5 if you have more than one sockpuppet.
+100 if you're a lurker who's never posted in The Cellar (you must post to validate your points).
-100 if you've posted in The Cellar; but, never started a thread (waivered if you've started a Social Group).
+15 if you've posted your NSFW selfie in the any of the annual Dwellar NSFW threads.
+5 if you've ever had a pet.
-5 if you've ever eaten a so-called pet.
+20 if you've ever stooped so low as to help a child (other than your own).
+1 if you have a sexy username.
Do eyebrows count as facial hair?
+100 if you have a bearded collie
-5 if you've ever eaten a so-called pet.
+95 if you've ever eaten a breaded collie
... +1 if you have a sexy username.
Find a dwellar with a foot fetish and you've got yourself a point.
+15 habitually singing un-self-consciously even if you suck
+5 per book you've read in the last year
-50 facial hair (I'm sorry, but these are my rules, make your own)
+50 glasses
+25 dressing nicer than you have to
-50 getting on social media every day
+30 getting on the cellar every day
+30 starting at 15 years married/partnered, plus 2 points per year for every year after.
+5 for each instance of quitting a book when you realize you don't like it after all
-69 every time your treatment of someone it dictated by their gender (e.g. holding a door open for a "lady")
positives
+25 having a pet other than a cat or dog
+10 using a word with 5 syllables or more in conversation before noon
+13 if you've ever legally changed your name
+6 squatting down to talk to a child unrelated to your job or family
+18 if you've ever parlayed a truly free upgrade on anything (personal not business)
+45 if you can ride a unicycle
+12 if you regularly wear an interesting hat (no baseball caps, wooly winter hats, work-required hats, bike helmets ....)
+30 if you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue
+65 if you've ever skiied to work
+10 if you've ever ordered your drink in twos
-50 facial hair (I'm sorry, but these are my rules, make your own)
I see what you did there.
You could have just said +50 for driving a minivan, but you knew that would be too obvious. Clever girl
Plus 500 for having a job.
-69 every time your treatment of someone it dictated by their gender (e.g. holding a door open for a "lady")
+69 if you're a lady in public and a slut in the bedroom.
I see what you did there.
You could have just said +50 for driving a minivan, but you knew that would be too obvious. Clever girl
Oh no no, because I don't think driving a minivan makes you cool. Actually, I think
wanting to drive a cool car makes one uncool, because vehicles are way overrated. But minivans aren't inherently cool.
On the other hand, I've expressed my distaste for facial hair many times. The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has is directly proportional to my Kinsey Number.
+5 for each instance of quitting a book when you realize you don't like it after all
:lol:
...The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has ...
+10 for every millimetre of facial hair
Oh no no, because I don't think driving a minivan makes you cool. Actually, I think wanting to drive a cool car makes one uncool, because vehicles are way overrated. But minivans aren't inherently cool.
On the other hand, I've expressed my distaste for facial hair many times. The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has is directly proportional to my Kinsey Number.
Girl, you are so out of luck for the next few years. Even Prince Harry has a beard.
- 1000 for attacking someone else's list.
Can we decide on a time to finalize the list, then make an easy way to just go down the list and check off the ones that pertain and get a tallied score at the end?
Isn't that what computers are for?
How can we do that?
I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...
I'd really like to help; but, I'm busy singing Danke Schoen and then it'll be Twist and Shout. Maybe one of the spectators ...
Tim? Is that you?
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+59 if you've ever sold anything you made, played or wrote
-20 if you've ever argued with a known multiple-user-name-troll in the cellar
+9 if you can blow smoke rings
+10 if you bake or make sauces from scratch (no packet mixes)
-75 if you refer to yourself as mom or dad (or local equivalent) in terms of your pet
-50 if you have a dealer license plate frame on your car (dealer employees excepted)
+26 if you walk in a nature environment for pleasure more than once a month
-10 for not reading the rules of this game, and awarding more than 100 or less than - 100
+100 for compiling the score into point averaged values(duplicate rules as per the OP) , then listing them in rows, in order of appearance in a single post, thereby making it easy to quote, and fill in our own scores and post our total coolness quotient.
+20 if the most used car you own is a hybrid
+50 if the most used car you own is an electric car
+100 if you don't own a car and do your errands by walking, horse(-drawn) or public transport
-69 every time your treatment of someone it dictated by their gender (e.g. holding a door open for a "lady")
Too soon.