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xoxoxoBruce • May 9, 2016 6:20 pm
GIFs, not JIFs...

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Undertoad • May 9, 2016 6:36 pm
TANK munitions - ricocheting unpredictably

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That would be a bad day if that hit you

In fact it would even be a bad day if it hit 20 feet from you, and sprayed rocks and gravel and stuff at you. You could easily get killed just from that
Gravdigr • May 9, 2016 10:15 pm
I am disappoint. I thought there would be peanut butter.:neutral:
xoxoxoBruce • May 24, 2016 8:23 pm
Something about honest people honest...

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BigV • May 25, 2016 9:41 am
Something about a lever and a place to stand......
glatt • May 25, 2016 10:48 am
something about a cheap suitcase lock
Gravdigr • May 25, 2016 12:29 pm
Something Something Dark Side[/familyguy]
Undertoad • May 25, 2016 1:11 pm
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glatt • May 27, 2016 11:30 am
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BigV • May 27, 2016 11:49 am
My new favorite!
glatt • May 27, 2016 12:06 pm
Now that I've figured out this GIF thing, I'll need to exercise some self control. Until then...

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DanaC • May 27, 2016 5:16 pm
I don't like the squirrel one. But I love the cat and dog one.
xoxoxoBruce • May 27, 2016 5:23 pm
The best part of the flying tree rat is it's triggered from inside the house with malice aforethought. Image
xoxoxoBruce • May 27, 2016 10:38 pm
Socks off quickly...

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Gravdigr • May 28, 2016 1:09 pm
Lake Mead water levels from 2000-2015. Watch Vegas, on the right of the image, also.


Couldn't post the .gif, too big, 1.96mb.

I don't know how to post something larger than the 175kb limit.
xoxoxoBruce • May 28, 2016 3:10 pm
Back in the mid-70s we had traveled down the Colorado in wooden dories and were traveling down Lake Mead to camp before a bus picked us up the next morning for Vegas. Half way down the lake I had to horse like a racepee, so being in mixed company I jumped over the side with the pretense of cooling off. I was shocked I could touch bottom. I'm sure that spot is bone dry now. :(
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 1, 2016 11:03 am
Work! Band! Mom! Practice! Snuggle! Cellar! Arrrh...Sleep!

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Undertoad • Jun 4, 2016 12:52 pm
Cat senses the earthquake just before it hits:

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 4, 2016 2:24 pm
Sure, cats can detect slight vibrations from prey, like insects and electric can openers. ;)

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 8, 2016 6:05 pm
Gesunheit!

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Undertoad • Jul 13, 2016 8:06 pm
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xoxoxoBruce • Jul 13, 2016 8:52 pm
Are those fish?
Undertoad • Jul 13, 2016 9:17 pm
Yeah, apparently this is Taiwan and those are sardines. Apparently they like the light cos insects like the light.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 13, 2016 9:51 pm
I didn't know sardines could fly! :eek:
Undertoad • Jul 13, 2016 9:59 pm
Here it is set to dramatic music.

[YOUTUBE]WX11JAWk5wM[/YOUTUBE]
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 13, 2016 10:03 pm
So when you eat that sardine it's probably got an undigested insect in it's gut. Yummy.
glatt • Jul 14, 2016 3:07 pm
How our big brother Jupiter protects us from all those mean asteroids. Thanks, big bro!

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classicman • Jul 16, 2016 9:48 am
very cool.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 27, 2016 12:38 pm
Simon's cat...

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BigV • Aug 27, 2016 12:49 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gravdigr • Aug 27, 2016 1:16 pm
:D
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 29, 2016 7:05 pm
Bad boy...

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glatt • Sep 18, 2016 10:43 am
Smooth. Real smooth.
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xoxoxoBruce • Oct 15, 2016 2:23 pm
Oars are for losers...

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glatt • Oct 21, 2016 2:55 pm
I want this for Halloween
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xoxoxoBruce • Oct 23, 2016 10:49 am
A Lichen Katydid...

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xoxoxoBruce • Oct 29, 2016 8:13 pm
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classicman • Nov 2, 2016 12:02 pm
Digr on the weekend.

http://imgur.com/D7dsK5y

Lil help with the post here please. Can't make is show. grr.
glatt • Nov 2, 2016 1:56 pm
It's an MP4, not a GIF
Gravdigr • Nov 2, 2016 2:55 pm
Not me. Waaaaay too lazy.
classicman • Nov 2, 2016 4:33 pm
glatt - ok, thanks
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 21, 2016 12:01 pm
Shopping...
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xoxoxoBruce • Nov 24, 2016 11:21 am
If it wasn't for this gate I'd kick your ass...

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footfootfoot • Nov 24, 2016 1:09 pm
xoxoxoBruce;964631 wrote:
So when you eat that sardine it's probably got an undigested insect in it's gut. Yummy.

No, they put them in a holding pen for a day or two to let them shit it all out. Same with anchovies, I think.
captainhook455 • Nov 24, 2016 3:51 pm
What is wrong with a little bug? Sardine butt hole, pecker and intestines are consumed in a gulp. I prefer sardines and hot sauce. Pour the sauce out then put Crystal hot sauce back in. Yummy.

tarheel
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 26, 2016 12:24 am
Owls rule the night...

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Undertoad • Nov 26, 2016 12:40 am
Pretty amazing! You can watch the owl's eyes the whole way in.
Griff • Nov 26, 2016 9:05 am
What a badass.
footfootfoot • Nov 26, 2016 12:45 pm
I love how the other bird is all "... the hell?"
Gravdigr • Nov 26, 2016 2:41 pm
That was awesome.

The remaining bird's reaction is priceless.

Helluva wake-up.
classicman • Nov 28, 2016 11:37 am
Whoa! One bird is like WTF and the other barely moved.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 1, 2016 11:51 pm
Snakes... it had to be snakes.

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Clodfobble • Dec 2, 2016 2:56 pm
That one snake on the far right is like, "Come on, guuuyyysss... Can't we all just get along?"
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 4, 2016 7:17 pm
YaaHoo, ride 'em cowboy...

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Gravdigr • Dec 5, 2016 10:18 am
If I weren't so bummed, that would be funny as shit.
BigV • Dec 9, 2016 8:26 pm
Give'em a hand, that's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay longer than eight seconds!
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 13, 2016 10:18 pm
Disco Cement Truck..

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Griff • Dec 14, 2016 7:46 am
Village People prop?
glatt • Dec 14, 2016 8:08 am
Oh, that's awesome!
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 25, 2016 2:01 pm
Winter Goat...

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BigV • Dec 26, 2016 1:46 am
Belly Goat
Gravdigr • Dec 26, 2016 4:08 pm
Hah!
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 26, 2016 6:21 pm
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glatt • Jan 10, 2017 9:06 am
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glatt • Jan 10, 2017 9:08 am
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xoxoxoBruce • Jan 20, 2017 5:29 pm
At least you're safe in the water...

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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 20, 2017 2:30 am
This is crazy impossible, it must be trick photography, they pumped her full of Helium, maybe looking up her tutu made his arm hard...

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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 20, 2017 2:32 am
This is more believable...

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glatt • Feb 20, 2017 9:00 am
Very cool
Beest • Feb 20, 2017 9:37 am
xoxoxoBruce;982500 wrote:
This is crazy impossible, it must be trick photography, they pumped her full of Helium, maybe looking up her tutu made his arm hard...

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she is very close to the shoulder, not much leverage,

The secret draw is neat, when he opens the lower section you can see how the handles latch into the upper section
glatt • Feb 20, 2017 10:22 am
On a hike yesterday, I remembered that I had taken a picture in the same spot two summers ago.

So I tried to re-shoot it just from my memory of how I did it 30 months ago.

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edit: Embedding doesn't seem to work. so: https://imgflip.com/gif/1jzw24
BigV • Feb 20, 2017 11:10 am
Very cool, thanks for the image flip tip
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 20, 2017 12:59 pm
glatt;982509 wrote:
On a hike yesterday, I remembered that I had taken a picture in the same spot two summers ago.

So I tried to re-shoot it just from my memory of how I did it 30 months ago.

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edit: Embedding doesn't seem to work. so: https://imgflip.com/gif/1jzw24


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glatt • Feb 20, 2017 9:27 pm
xoxoxoBruce;982537 wrote:
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Thanks!
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 23, 2017 4:33 pm
What life is really like...

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BigV • Feb 23, 2017 6:30 pm
Depressing.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 23, 2017 7:26 pm
I told you it was like life. ;)
glatt • Feb 23, 2017 9:59 pm
I think it's nifty that it's only 148k. I mean, it must be 45 seconds long. I didn't time it. But the idea that such a long "video" can be so small in size is cool.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 23, 2017 10:43 pm
Yes, it surprised me too. Watching online I figured it was probably a couple meg.
BigV • Feb 23, 2017 11:29 pm
There's not much moving. It's a pretty simple change from frame to frame. Small delta, small file.
BigV • Feb 26, 2017 6:06 pm
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Gravdigr • Feb 27, 2017 5:04 pm
Ya got me.

[ATTACH]59585[/ATTACH]
BigV • Feb 27, 2017 9:18 pm
:lol2:
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 4, 2017 10:41 pm
Unbelievable...

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xoxoxoBruce • Mar 5, 2017 1:21 am
Blast off...
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Griff • Mar 5, 2017 9:22 am
xoxoxoBruce;983502 wrote:
Unbelievable...

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jaw drop
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 28, 2017 10:34 pm
I don't think this guy was so lucky...
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BigV • Mar 28, 2017 11:09 pm
And now, live, from Jericho, we bring you our man on the street, Mark D. Rider. How are things looking on the ground Mr Rider?
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 28, 2017 11:24 pm
(squeal crackle) Hey, this (crackle) is Mark here (squeal) on the street.
(squeal crackle) It's looking (crackle) Heavy.(squeal)
Gravdigr • Mar 29, 2017 3:30 pm
BigV;985427 wrote:
How are things looking on the ground Mr Rider?


Mmmmphmm phmm fmmphtg!
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 15, 2017 12:54 am
Trans Am

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Gravdigr • Apr 15, 2017 1:12 pm
There's no one in the car.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 15, 2017 1:56 pm
He's taking a nap.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 16, 2017 1:25 am
Nice save Capt...
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Gravdigr • Apr 16, 2017 4:32 am
I am drunk, but, that looked too close.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 16, 2017 11:49 am
Flowers in the house don't last long, make a mess, and hide bugs.
Get mechanical flowers that bloom repeatedly, and a can of Glade. :lol:

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xoxoxoBruce • Apr 25, 2017 6:21 pm
googly
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Gravdigr • Apr 26, 2017 3:30 pm
I thought it was googly eyes...I see now it's googly ass.

I misunderstood. Must be an accent thing.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 27, 2017 2:43 pm
I wonder if it's an ad for Loctite?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 28, 2017 10:55 pm
Dog jumping fence... ho hum.

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But with a little video magic...

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:lol2:
BigV • Apr 29, 2017 5:12 pm
xoxoxoBruce;987599 wrote:
I wonder if it's an ad for Loctite?


Meet my friend, xoB, Genius.

[YOUTUBE]9Y6ptF1olVI[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]aOZREpPEXAE[/YOUTUBE]
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 30, 2017 11:08 pm
SAMBA!!!
Dum dum dum dum dum kick...

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BigV • Apr 30, 2017 11:52 pm
You sniff the tail, you get the foot!
Griff • May 1, 2017 7:32 am
At first I thought the tail swing was a warning but he totally measured up his shot with the tail.
xoxoxoBruce • May 1, 2017 11:39 am
Like cat's whiskers, that tail is a range finder. Guess Elephants take personal space... uh, personally.
Gravdigr • May 1, 2017 5:14 pm
I like how there was just enough slack in that chain to give that guy the boot.
xoxoxoBruce • May 4, 2017 4:06 pm
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xoxoxoBruce • May 7, 2017 1:29 pm
When you're doing the things you only do in private...
the cat stares.
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When you feel most vulnerable...
the cat stares.
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When you want the cat’s attention...
fugetaboutit.
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xoxoxoBruce • May 10, 2017 12:37 pm
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the restraints...

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Gravdigr • May 10, 2017 2:51 pm
Now there's just no way...

...is there?
BigV • May 10, 2017 9:05 pm
who here is going straight to hell with me?

A show of hands?

BWaaahahahahahahahhahaa!

Helmet saved it at the end there, nice.....
xoxoxoBruce • May 11, 2017 2:01 am
The birds fly North, the birds fly south, the birds drop poopies on your snout...

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xoxoxoBruce • May 23, 2017 12:11 am
This is why boats have those big old horns... and you thought it was for fog.:headshake
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BigV • May 24, 2017 9:38 pm
noisy old horns!

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glatt • Jun 9, 2017 2:13 pm
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Gravdigr • Jun 10, 2017 2:21 pm
Shenanigans.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 11, 2017 3:33 am
Fridge had 3 lbs of Tannerite in it.
Gravdigr • Jun 12, 2017 3:49 pm
Whatever was in it, whatever flew at the guy w/the gun, would not have flown like that. Nor that slowly.
classicman • Jun 13, 2017 5:18 pm
looked like the bottom door, to me.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 13, 2017 8:00 pm
It was the bottom door.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 16, 2017 1:22 am
Wrestlemania 34 presents the Black Widow vs Scorpion.

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glatt • Jun 16, 2017 8:04 am
I've never felt sorry for a black widow before....

AND I STILL DON'T!
Gravdigr • Jun 16, 2017 8:12 am
I've never cheered for a scorpion before...

And I still haven't.

:(
Gravdigr • Jun 16, 2017 8:13 am
re: Scorpion venom

Apparently, a little dab'll do ya.





Also: GAH!!!
DanaC • Jun 16, 2017 8:23 am
That looks like they've been specifically put in that box to fight each other.

That's disgraceful.
glatt • Jun 16, 2017 8:30 am
Disgraceful?:eyebrow:

Empathy is a good thing, but they are bugs.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 16, 2017 11:55 am
Yes, disgraceful they didn't just crush them both with malice and aforethought. :lol:

I noticed while they were grappling, the Scorpion was maneuvering it's tail around until it could sting not at the first available spot, but precisely where it wanted.
DanaC • Jun 16, 2017 4:50 pm
glatt;990915 wrote:
Disgraceful?:eyebrow:

Empathy is a good thing, but they are bugs.


They are living creatures fighting to the death in an artificial setting for our entertainment. I don't think it requires a mad amound of empathy for said creatures to find that very distasteful.

If that wasa shot from a wildlife documentary I would view it very differently. There's nature red in tooth and claw, and then there's cock fights and bear baiting.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 17, 2017 9:17 am
Dog gaits ...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 17, 2017 10:52 pm
OMG...
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lumberjim • Jun 18, 2017 10:12 am
Nuts are magnetic
BigV • Jun 18, 2017 8:33 pm
that guy died. Unless his wish was not granted.

ouch, ouch, ouch, hello darkness, my new friend.
lumberjim • Jun 19, 2017 12:38 pm
He didn't even drop his book. I doubt he died. His children, on the other hand....
Rhianne • Jun 19, 2017 3:25 pm
I don't know what she's throwing but I'm guessing it's something soft in a net - slow it down, it even appears to me to change shape with the centrifugal force as she spins.
lumberjim • Jun 19, 2017 3:57 pm
That's the hammer toss. It's anywhere from 6 to 16 kg, iirc. Like a shot put.
lumberjim • Jun 19, 2017 3:59 pm
But, yeah. It doesn't look that heavy when it bounces away. Maybe a practice shot.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 20, 2017 1:44 am
It hit him in the upper left thigh.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 21, 2017 4:15 pm
Something makes me think he's a pro showing off. Image

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DanaC • Jun 21, 2017 4:28 pm
I dunno. Lads who can do that kind of stuff are ten a penny around here, so I guess some of them must grow up to be men who can still do it. Same probably applies in any community with a strong soccer culture. Or where hacky sacks are common.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 29, 2017 10:13 am
Look Owlt...

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:lol:
Gravdigr • Jun 29, 2017 2:25 pm
Well owl be...
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 6, 2017 4:07 pm
Bikers know, watch out for cars and trucks...

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and bikes. :whofart:
Gravdigr • Jul 6, 2017 6:17 pm
Ow.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 7, 2017 1:34 pm
Ow? More ow...

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Gravdigr • Jul 8, 2017 1:12 pm
Hah!
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 9, 2017 7:59 am
Fill er up...
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Gravdigr • Jul 10, 2017 2:42 pm
I knew that clip real fast.

I just hate that clip.

I mean, they're wearing fire suits and all, but...
glatt • Jul 10, 2017 2:49 pm
At least they aren't the Nigerians trying to scoop up gasoline with hubcaps and plastic bowls from a pipeline.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2017 1:23 am
My hero, not because of what he did, but had the balls to park there anyway. :love:

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unless it's his wife's car. :facepalm:
captainhook455 • Jul 18, 2017 9:39 am
What happened? I am getting Bruce's pics. How nice.
captainhook455 • Jul 18, 2017 9:56 am
Oh I'm lying Bruce I love your pictures too . I am just too goofy this morning. There was a time when I couldn't get them. Glad you tightened up.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 23, 2017 11:58 pm
Swims better than we do...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jul 27, 2017 12:51 am
Nothing like roughing it with a cabin in the woods...
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Gravdigr • Jul 27, 2017 4:39 pm
Neat concept.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 30, 2017 12:47 am
Land of the free, and home of the pussies.
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xoxoxoBruce • Jul 30, 2017 12:49 am
Bad children, bad bad children.
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BigV • Jul 30, 2017 12:10 pm
Funny children though. Probably the same ones that have been terrorizing Snake's neighborhood.

Lightning rod guy gets a pass by me on that one though. Still,funny.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 7, 2017 10:09 pm
Wow, they must be paying this guy at least a buck three eighty an hour. :eek:

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xoxoxoBruce • Aug 7, 2017 10:12 pm
Just straighten your shirt tails and walk away, because you'll never figure it out.

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xoxoxoBruce • Aug 12, 2017 4:38 pm
Just in case you, Break on through, Break on through, Break on through to the other side.

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BigV • Aug 12, 2017 7:08 pm
Just for you, Gravdigr:

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Gravdigr • Aug 13, 2017 6:26 pm
Heh...he's sayin' "Cookie, motherfucker!"

He looks like the Conor MacGregor of squrls.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 19, 2017 12:16 am
Somebody done stole the mellon...

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glatt • Aug 25, 2017 9:34 am
Oh look, a drone!

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Gravdigr • Aug 25, 2017 12:39 pm
Drones are dangerous.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 30, 2017 12:24 am
Second in line at the execution...
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BigV • Aug 30, 2017 9:29 pm
Gravdigr;994597 wrote:
Drones are dangerous.


Maybe. But drones plus empty champagne bottles equals comedy.
Gravdigr • Aug 31, 2017 12:29 pm
xoxoxoBruce;994855 wrote:
Second in line at the execution...


Wait. That guy only used two squares. He's either very efficient, or I now know what the other toilet paper is actually about to barf about.
Pico and ME • Aug 31, 2017 3:22 pm
He used one square, and the only thing I can think of for that, would be to stem bleeding from a razor nick.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 31, 2017 4:04 pm
Or wipe moisture and dust off the hand mirror before chopping lines. ;)
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 6, 2017 10:53 am
Nice kitty...
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BigV • Sep 9, 2017 2:30 pm
Cats on the counter in the kitchen is fucking gross. He should finish the job.
Gravdigr • Sep 9, 2017 3:28 pm
Splash the fucker w/water, ya ain't gotta be killin' teh kitteh.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 25, 2017 1:20 am
Climb up with the tennis ball...
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Drop the ball and chase it...
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Climb back on...
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Time to go ashore for a break...
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An elephant and his dog...
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xoxoxoBruce • Sep 30, 2017 1:32 pm
Why women live longer...
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xoxoxoBruce • Oct 12, 2017 9:31 pm
Like old horses old VWs get swaybacked.

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glatt • Oct 12, 2017 10:16 pm
How? Clutch cable, gear shift, rear brakes. That's all I can think of that goes back there.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 12, 2017 10:33 pm
From the firewall to the rear wheels isn't all the bent.
glatt • Oct 13, 2017 10:29 am
[ATTACH]62077[/ATTACH]

Apparently in Brazil.
Undertoad • Oct 13, 2017 11:01 am
good find!
glatt • Oct 13, 2017 11:12 am
https://twitter.com/_SocioColorado/status/916449198538674176

He climbs in and out through the missing front windshield.
glatt • Oct 13, 2017 11:39 am
Sorry. I'm obsessed.
This is the other side.
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This is a modern Brazilian VW kombi bus. Probably less than ten years old.

The floor frame is pretty straight behind the front wheels.

My understanding of the VW buses made in Brazil is that they have coolant running from the front black radiator back to the engine, they have a gear shift lever between the front seats that connects to a fairly small rigid rod that runs under the floor back to the transmission. Maybe if it is an automatic transmission, that's actually a wire and not a metal rod. Not sure. There are brake lines that go back there to the brakes, and if it's a manual transmission, there is a clutch cable running back to the clutch. Other than that, there is not much of importance under that floor.

Perhaps there was a minor field repair done to get it to run, or perhaps there just wasn't any damage to those under-floor systems.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 13, 2017 2:15 pm
Yes, good investigating glatt.
I wondered if the throttle cable or gear selector was jammed because in the GIF/Video he was moving pretty fast for the condition, although it may have been sped up. So if they replace that missing window and patch the side door, they can apply compressed air and it will pop back into shape. :thumb:
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 14, 2017 11:49 pm
Pretty clever GIFs

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xoxoxoBruce • Nov 22, 2017 11:41 am
This is what comes to mind every time the salesman asks me if I'd like to test drive the new Corvette.

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DanaC • Nov 22, 2017 4:57 pm
Hahaha


Nice find
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 1, 2017 3:20 pm
At last, roadside relief for the ladies... maybe NSFW

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xoxoxoBruce • Dec 7, 2017 9:42 am
Watch the guy in red waiting at the light...

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Undertoad • Dec 7, 2017 6:46 pm
Memo to all: when turning right on red, don't nudge forward into the shoulder lane of the passing traffic.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 21, 2017 12:46 am
Too many people overlook this wonderful teaching opportunity...
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Gravdigr • Dec 21, 2017 1:18 pm
I'd be educationing that parent.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 23, 2017 11:04 am
Here's Limey doing her thing. Image
BigV • Dec 23, 2017 3:11 pm
That's adorable
BigV • Dec 23, 2017 3:13 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1000571 wrote:
Too many people overlook this wonderful teaching opportunity...
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Right..

The only one in that picture that is acting in an age appropriate way is the kid.
sexobon • Dec 23, 2017 3:21 pm
FOOD FIGHT!
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 25, 2017 6:15 pm
Roots

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xoxoxoBruce • Dec 26, 2017 2:09 pm
Smacks his brains twice...
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fargon • Dec 26, 2017 2:59 pm
That hurts just looking at it.
sexobon • Dec 26, 2017 3:16 pm
Looks like he stuck the landing after the dismount.

Too bad it was on his head.
classicman • Dec 28, 2017 2:48 pm
... and on the UPside escalator. Wince!
Carruthers • Dec 28, 2017 3:05 pm
The joys of late night travel on the London Underground.

Darts fan filmed sliding down Tube escalator in viral clip viewed 10m times 'I had 10 pints and thought, why not?'

Tube safety bosses warn against copycat pranksters


After downing ten pints of beer at the darts, it probably seemed like a good idea.

But as these images show, Freddie Andrews’s decision to slide down a Tube escalator backfired in spectacular style.

Dressed in a football kit, the 22-year-old from Tonbridge, Kent leapt on to the metal chute between two escalators as a prank.

But it quickly went wrong as he first smashed his private parts into one of the emergency stop buttons - while his friends laughed hysterically.

As he gathered pace, he then slid another 40ft before hitting a metal sign and was catapulted headfirst into the opposite escalator, landing at the feet of a surprised commuter.

The stunt at London Bridge station on Wednesday night was filmed by one of his friends

Asda worker Mr Andrews said he instantly regretted the stunt as he began sliding down, but was unable to stop himself.

He told the Standard: “I was that drunk - I’d had about 10 pints - the escalator was free and I thought, ‘why not?’

“It was faster than I thought it would have been. But as I was sliding I couldn’t stop myself and had no choice.

“I did regret it.”

Mr Andrews and friends were on their way home from watching the PDC World Championships at Alexandra Palace.

He said at the time, he did not feel any pain because of how much he had had to drink.

However the next day, he was barely able to walk.

“I was so drunk I did not feel a thing until I woke up yesterday and could not move.”

He added: “My family think I was an idiot. But now it’s happened they think it’s really funny.

“I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone else though.”

The video, which has gone viral, has been viewed online nearly 10 million times.

One viewer called it “the best thing I’ve seen in 2017.”

London Underground has previously criticiseds people tempted to take the quick way down

A spokesman said: “Safety is our top priority and pranks like this are dangerous for not only those involved but also to other customers.

“We have frequent PA announcements reminding customers to be careful when using escalators, and we also run safety campaigns throughout the year to encourage customers to take care whilst traveling on our network.”


Stills and the original video here: Evening Standard
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 3, 2018 3:28 pm
Everyone loves Hummingbirds... yes you do.
They are like flying jewels, so pretty, and so quick, but alas they are gone so fast.
The obvious solution is to have a pet hummingbird, but they are hard to keep in captivity because of their needs.
And the truth is they are savage little assholes, vicious and aggressive.
But cheer up Bunkie, here's the solution, build your own.

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BigV • Jan 3, 2018 10:06 pm
Cam on man. All those gifs and you just lever right there with precious little linkage?
glatt • Jan 4, 2018 10:00 am
How do you go about designing one of those? Is there a CAD program that has an animation mode so you can see how gears interact as you build up a complex system?
Happy Monkey • Jan 4, 2018 10:06 am
That wing movement in the last GIF is amazing.
glatt • Jan 4, 2018 11:11 am
glatt;1001560 wrote:
How do you go about designing one of those? Is there a CAD program that has an animation mode so you can see how gears interact as you build up a complex system?

However you do it, it takes 700 hours.

Make your own! Woodworking plans are available at http://www.derekhugger.com/colibri.html Colibri is a wooden kinetic sculpture that simulates the motion of a hummingbird in flight. Every element of motion has been completely mechanized, from the beating wings to the flaring tail. Intricate systems of linkages and cams bring the sculpture to life with a continuous flow of meticulously timed articulations. As each mechanism has been linked to the next, Colibri cycles through its complete range of motions by the simple turn of a crank. This project is my eighth woodworking design project and is by far the most complex project I've done so far. From start to finish, Colibri took me about 700 hours.
Gravdigr • Jan 4, 2018 4:30 pm
BigV;1001508 wrote:
Cam on man. All those gifs and you just lever right there with precious little linkage?


Heim not gonna comment on that, I know it's just your pinion.

[SIZE="1"]I worked hard for that.[/SIZE]:D
fargon • Jan 4, 2018 6:17 pm
Here is an interview with Derek Hugger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI4Gih4U-Lc
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 8, 2018 12:41 am
Nothing like it...

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Gravdigr • Jan 8, 2018 3:39 pm
Is that Munch's The Scream on the shoulder of the right-hand figure?
DanaC • Jan 8, 2018 3:48 pm
When you zoom in it's a smiling face - looks more like it's supposed to be the sun
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 18, 2018 10:29 pm
Round and round she goes... which way, nobody knows.

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Clodfobble • Jan 18, 2018 11:43 pm
That's interesting--normally on this kind of image, I default to one way, but with effort can make it spin the other way. But this one doesn't look like it's going in circles to me--as soon as her face goes backward, my brain says "I know I can't see through the backs of people's heads," and she's instantly forward-facing and going the other way. She just goes left-to-right, right-to-left, never all the way around.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 19, 2018 2:31 am
But if I look at just the torso... alright boobs, I can see it, them, go all the way around.
Happy Monkey • Jan 19, 2018 10:29 am
On the full silhouette one, I can see both directions, but I have a very hard time switching. On this one, I can switch directions at will.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 14, 2018 10:45 pm
Holy shit, I wondered if it was speeded up buy the lean tells me he was moving.

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xoxoxoBruce • Mar 12, 2018 11:39 pm
The average garden snail has 14,000 teeth made from the hardest material know in the critter world...

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Glinda • Mar 16, 2018 1:41 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1005550 wrote:
The average garden snail has 14,000 teeth made from the hardest material know in the critter world...

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:eek:

Dear god! There aren't a lot of garden snails in my neck of the woods; we have these great, revolting, disgusting, hideous things.

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I can only imagine how many steel-hard teeth they have.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 19, 2018 1:27 am
Kind of cool to watch...

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xoxoxoBruce • Mar 19, 2018 11:45 pm
Always carry a spare.

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Gravdigr • Mar 20, 2018 4:06 pm
Just add water?
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 20, 2018 5:01 pm
Nope, blow up with air unless you have a magic wand. :haha:
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 14, 2018 11:57 pm
God damn, that's got to be 10 feet...
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Griff • Apr 15, 2018 9:47 am
insane
BigV • Apr 15, 2018 11:26 am
I like the breakaway rail. That is *definitely* "making an entrance"!
Gravdigr • Apr 15, 2018 5:16 pm
"...and they never fathered another child as long as they lived."
Undertoad • Apr 16, 2018 8:10 am
Gymnast Katelyn Ohashi does sort of the same thing here

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Gravdigr • Apr 16, 2018 3:39 pm
I think that's called The Flying Digr Mount.

[size=1]Should be.[/size]
TheCouple@No7 • Apr 26, 2018 6:24 am
Lucky she didn't "suction cup" herself to the mat.....:)
Gravdigr • Apr 27, 2018 1:42 pm
Funny GIFs: Birds With Human Arms
Flint • Apr 27, 2018 1:50 pm
so it only took, like, 100 years for Olympic Athletes to emulate that dance move :mg:
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 19, 2018 9:49 pm
Pulling the dent on a plastic bumper...

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Gravdigr • Jun 20, 2018 1:46 pm
Heh, didja see the clip where the girl used a bright blue dildo to pull the dent outta the MiniCooper hood?
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 21, 2018 11:33 pm
When Griff gets half way to work a realizes he forgot his lunch...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 25, 2018 1:59 pm
Dogs are so much fun...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 27, 2018 8:14 pm
Trying to make the Humvee more all terrain capable.
Imagine trying to repair this thing, especially in the field.

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Diaphone Jim • Jun 28, 2018 12:39 pm
As a dial-up user for too many years, I always wonder about band-width or upload speeds or whatever.
Dumb question: Are all the GIF's on this page (and the other ones) always running? Do they take up download capacity continually? At what point are they shut off?
Happy Monkey • Jun 28, 2018 12:46 pm
Once you download all the frames, your web browser is in charge of looping it; it doesn't keep downloading. If the browser is clever, it only plays it when you have that tab selected - but that would only affect the speed of the browser, not downloads.


That said, GIFs are one of the worse things for dial-up, as they do download automatically, while most video only downloads when you hit play.
Happy Monkey • Jun 28, 2018 12:48 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1010788 wrote:
Trying to make the Humvee more all terrain capable.
Imagine trying to repair this thing, especially in the field.

But it does look cool. I expect to see it in a SF movie shortly.


(Perhaps even these prototypes, if the military decides the repair issue is too daunting.)
Gravdigr • Jun 28, 2018 5:06 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1010788 wrote:
Trying to make the Humvee more all terrain capable.
Imagine trying to repair this thing, especially in the field.


At first I thought it was just a more compact version of this:

[ATTACH]64173[/ATTACH]

But, then, I saw it change shape and lengthen it's footprint.
Happy Monkey • Jun 29, 2018 10:21 am
Tuns out it's from my alma mater.
Gravdigr • Jul 12, 2018 5:24 pm
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fargon • Jul 13, 2018 3:36 pm
LOL!!!
Griff • Jul 13, 2018 4:11 pm
looks... abrasive
Gravdigr • Jul 14, 2018 5:07 pm
It's a Russian sextoy.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 17, 2018 7:46 pm
Finally figured out how to get traction...

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Gravdigr • Jul 22, 2018 9:29 am
Shit.

Need to work on that stutter box.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 22, 2018 10:24 am
The nose knows...

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xoxoxoBruce • Nov 3, 2018 1:30 am
Oh man, I wish I knew this when we had to do those perspective drawings in drafting classes. :facepalm:

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Happy Monkey • Nov 4, 2018 1:05 am
That is neat.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 12, 2018 1:29 am
Weak lock...

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and an antagonist...

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Gravdigr • Dec 12, 2018 1:40 pm
Just hit it with a hammer.

Both of them.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 29, 2018 7:21 am
Birthday time...

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and

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sexobon • Dec 29, 2018 10:53 pm
The dog suspected it was one of those trick candles that would relight itself.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 29, 2018 11:46 pm
Dog said, quit fucking around, do I look like a cat?
Gravdigr • Jan 15, 2019 5:51 pm
Design fail.

They mounted the automatic, motion-sensing towel dispenser directly above the automatic, motion-sensing faucet:

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Griff • Jan 21, 2019 8:15 am
lol
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 28, 2019 12:56 am
I'm having a hard time believing the ring hanging on a string wouldn't swing when the fan blows.

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Happy Monkey • Jan 28, 2019 11:20 am
yeah, maybe add two elastic bands anchoring it to the bottom of the soap reservoir. But that might mess with the aesthetics, as it would also pick up a soap film.

Maybe four bands, going to the bottom corners of the reservoir, and they'd raise a nifty soap film pyramid under the loop.
Gravdigr • Jan 29, 2019 10:55 am
Maybe add a little reality while you're adding stuff...
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 2, 2019 1:32 am
Dirty underhanded terrorist...

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Diaphone Jim • Feb 2, 2019 12:33 pm
LOL.
Siamese terrorist.
Gravdigr • Feb 2, 2019 3:15 pm
...fat American capitalist pigcat, yaaaah!
Gravdigr • Feb 7, 2019 1:36 pm
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Jesus Christ that took forever to load.

ETA: Oh. It's damn near 10mb.
Gravdigr • Feb 7, 2019 1:41 pm
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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 23, 2019 7:07 am
Ima ski down this hillllllllllllllllllll...

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Precarious perch...

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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 23, 2019 7:11 am
Uh, I meant to do that...

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I'm sorry I ate your food and cut your nose...
Duh, that's OK... don't stop.

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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 28, 2019 12:28 am
Don't get near the garage...

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A red head with a cape, be still my beating heart...

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Don't run with matches...

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Griff • Feb 28, 2019 7:50 am
xoxoxoBruce;1026458 wrote:
Ima ski down this hillllllllllllllllllll...

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I saw a lady do something very similar at Killington over the weekend. I skied her planks down to her, it was pretty ridiculous.
BigV • Feb 28, 2019 11:21 am
that guy has a very, very long walk ahead of him, unless Griff's holding the camera.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 1, 2019 12:29 am
No, he'll take the lift back up or quit for good and go home. :haha:


What are you doing Dave?
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No Dave, don't do that.
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Do not do this Dave.
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Goodbye Hal.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 15, 2019 2:07 am
Lotsa good boys...

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xoxoxoBruce • Mar 17, 2019 1:35 am
Pretty impressive or pretty stupid... maybe both.

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Gravdigr • Mar 17, 2019 2:43 pm
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Carbon nanotube...so light it 'floats' in the air.:3_eyes:
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 17, 2019 2:46 pm
Or bending the tube generates power? :confused:
Gravdigr • Mar 17, 2019 7:42 pm
What?
BigV • Mar 18, 2019 12:05 am
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I hate this crap.

I don't know how to do it r.


Grrrrrr
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 18, 2019 12:17 am
Nevermind, I misunderstood. :o
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 18, 2019 12:45 am
Now for a report from turn three...

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Gravdigr • Mar 18, 2019 8:05 am
Well, that prolly hurt.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 18, 2019 9:08 am
Somebody sent me the video this morning, no blood or twisted limbs, moving around on the ground but didn't try to get up right away. Probably helped he was relaxed.
Gravdigr • Mar 18, 2019 4:17 pm
How focal length affects face shape:

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Clodfobble • Mar 19, 2019 8:12 am
That's why they say the camera adds 10 pounds.
Gravdigr • Mar 19, 2019 11:56 am
That guy just has the one bag...
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 20, 2019 12:49 am
One for HM.

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Gravdigr • Mar 20, 2019 11:29 am
Somebody's gonna hafta cut up a bunch of holograms...
Happy Monkey • Mar 21, 2019 12:03 am
Gravdigr;1028703 wrote:
Somebody's gonna hafta cut up a bunch of holograms...

I did do this one.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 21, 2019 12:13 am
Yeah, that was a cool one. :thumb:
Gravdigr • Apr 7, 2019 1:14 pm
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xoxoxoBruce • Apr 15, 2019 2:05 am
It's easy once you get the hang of kicking it properly...

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Heads will roll...

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Gravdigr • May 15, 2019 2:26 pm
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xoxoxoBruce • May 16, 2019 12:50 pm
Teamwork in the Chinese Army...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 1, 2019 1:58 am
The value of that downhill boost at the beginning...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 15, 2019 11:51 am
Looks like LJ on Skyline Drive...

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When life hands you earthquakes, make jumpade...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 23, 2019 3:53 am
Next time you find yourself up a creek without a paddle... yes you have and you will again... try this.

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 28, 2019 12:56 am
Got a little bent metal, just give it a tug...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 28, 2019 11:47 pm
This Owl is a champ at avoidance, although the African Goshawk does this shit at 38 mph through heavy vegetation.

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Diaphone Jim • Jun 29, 2019 12:01 pm
The GIF pages take a long time to load.
You can get a single page (the last one. e.g.), if you want, but you can't comment.
Aside from the obvious "So don't" is there a workaround?
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 29, 2019 11:38 pm
OK, next time someone posts a GIF, start a new GIF page. That should help for awhile.
Undertoad • Jun 30, 2019 12:23 am
If you are set for more than 10 posts per page, lower the number.

(Or we could post more in-between, that would cause fewer GIFs per page)
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 11, 2019 11:39 am
I forgot my wallet...

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Happy Monkey • Dec 11, 2019 1:58 pm
Find a use for your spare tire.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2019 11:48 am
Stay alert, good samaritans aren't exempt from bad drivers...

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Clodfobble • Dec 24, 2019 11:33 pm
That's a tanker, too--odds are it was full of something flammable...:eek:
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2019 11:58 pm
Since the original outfit was painted over on the trailer it could be anything.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 26, 2019 12:07 am
Warm him up for the ride home...

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Gravdigr • Dec 26, 2019 9:30 am
xoxoxoBruce;1043539 wrote:
Since the original outfit was painted over on the trailer it could be anything.


From the way it slid, I'd say it was full o'lube.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 27, 2019 5:26 pm
All you youngster wannabe car thieves, here's the key to the most effective anti-theft device on cars today...

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Griff • Dec 28, 2019 9:23 am
Sometimes I surprise myself with how dense I am.
Gravdigr • Dec 28, 2019 4:36 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1043579 wrote:
Warm him up for the ride home...

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Elf nuts roasting on an open fire...
Griff • Dec 28, 2019 4:37 pm
bravo
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 31, 2019 1:44 am
Round and round she goes, where she stops nobody knows.

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BigV • Dec 31, 2019 11:55 am
The view from a geostationary perspective
glatt • Dec 31, 2019 12:06 pm
The shadow line would change angle over the course of the year if it didn't loop for only one day like it does. But that GIF would be over 9 minutes long at this speed.
Diaphone Jim • Dec 31, 2019 12:38 pm
I have never figured out why the default space shot of Earth is Africa.
Goes back at least to the Blue Marble in 1972.
sexobon • Dec 31, 2019 1:13 pm
Diaphone Jim;1043935 wrote:
I have never figured out why the default space shot of Earth is Africa.
Goes back at least to the Blue Marble in 1972.

Isn't Africa considered the cradle of humankind (i.e. where anatomically modern humans, homo sapiens, began)?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 7, 2020 1:40 am
God damn, that's some good stick handling...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jan 7, 2020 1:41 am
Deep, very deep...

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Gravdigr • Jan 14, 2020 11:38 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1044212 wrote:
God damn, that's some good stick handling...


Yeah, that's what I told her...
BigV • Jan 16, 2020 10:22 pm
Swagger

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xoxoxoBruce • Jan 16, 2020 11:22 pm
strange... not complaining, never complained about a little strange, just noting.
Must be another tire under there.
Griff • Jan 17, 2020 8:18 am
Very cool regardless
glatt • Jan 17, 2020 9:35 am
Looks like it, but this link says otherwise.
https://hackaday.com/2020/01/13/active-suspension-r-c-car-really-rocks/
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 17, 2020 2:41 pm
Ah I see now, the inside of the tire is the contact surface so it's dirty and only the outside of the tread which is still black and showing up. Evidently if the whole tread was in contact the car wouldn't slide properly. Damn clever that dude.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 18, 2020 1:19 am
Some moire...

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and even moire...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jan 19, 2020 11:01 pm
Nasty bitch, that'll leave a mark. I've a feeling this is from a movie or something it's just too perfect, and I don't think real bottles break like that.
Even so, it still makes me cringe thinking what if.

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Undertoad • Jan 19, 2020 11:32 pm
The internet is tracking this down to a cancelled WB show called "One Tree Hill".
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 19, 2020 11:45 pm
Thank you. I'm not surprised, it's just too clean, very unlike a candid cell phone capture.
glatt • Jan 20, 2020 7:53 am
It’s extremely well done. All the details. The expression the bottle swinger has. The arm movement. The hair flowing up, the legs flailing. The woman in back spinning around to see. The dropping like a sack of potatoes.
Gravdigr • Jan 20, 2020 11:57 am
You never actually see the unbroken bottle, or dark glass shards either.

Also, the bottle swinger looks like Kelly Anne Conway.
Clodfobble • Jan 20, 2020 2:29 pm
You can buy your own and try it out!
lumberjim • Jan 20, 2020 3:48 pm
cool site! I need a pair of these:


https://www.newrulefx.com/collections/metal-replica-knife-swords-and-blade-props/products/wolverine-stainless-steel-metal-hand-claw-replica-prop
Griff • Jan 20, 2020 4:18 pm
pirate pistols!
Gravdigr • Jan 20, 2020 8:44 pm
lumberjim;1045121 wrote:
cool site! I need a pair of these:


https://www.newrulefx.com/collections/metal-replica-knife-swords-and-blade-props/products/wolverine-stainless-steel-metal-hand-claw-replica-prop


Hah! Pack those in yer carry on!
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 23, 2020 1:40 am
Oh dear, this doesn't look right...

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I'm trying to figure out what's going on with this guy?

[ATTACH]69611[/ATTACH]
glatt • Jan 23, 2020 7:32 am
Lack of proper maintenance by the ski resort.
Griff • Jan 23, 2020 7:44 am
He dove off the lift and is wallowing away with his skis on.
glatt • Jan 23, 2020 8:05 am
I saw a youtube video of a mechanical engineer type person pontificating about this accident and what likely caused it to happen. What I remember him saying is that a ski lift has an unbalanced load. Everyone is on the up side, so as a safety device, there is some sort of braking system that is supposed to prevent the lift from running backwards in the event that the motor shuts off. He seemed to think that regular inspections were required of this braking system and that this ski resort was negligent in that area. The motor stopped, the brakes didn't work, and the ski lift ran backwards with all that weight of people on the one side. It picked up speed and was flinging people off like crazy as the chairs piled up into each other on the bottom.

Skiers had to jump, as many did, or get flung off, or hold on for dear life and get smashed into the pile up of chairs.

[YOUTUBE]R0qGgZlOezM[/YOUTUBE]
Griff • Jan 23, 2020 8:09 am
They were lucky the chairs are close to the ground. Eastern Europe?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 23, 2020 9:19 am
It didn't register it was running backward, that sure adds to the confusion. At least after they were all beat up they were at the bottom and didn't have to limp down the mountain. :blush:
Griff • Jan 23, 2020 10:35 am
Griff;1045323 wrote:
They were lucky the chairs are close to the ground. Eastern Europe?


Georgia according to youtube comments...
Diaphone Jim • Jan 23, 2020 12:16 pm
Is there a way to pause GIF's?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 24, 2020 3:06 am
The only way I know is turning on the snipping tool will stop it dead, but somebody may have a better answer.
sexobon • Jan 24, 2020 9:57 pm
Diaphone Jim;1045339 wrote:
Is there a way to pause GIF's?

Not to conveniently pause it; but, with a mouse you can left click while moving the cursor across the GIF so it will grab a frame from the GIF and drag it aside allowing you to study it. As long as you keep the mouse button held down, it's like viewing a paused GIF. With my notebook, it automatically makes the GIF frame go full window.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 25, 2020 10:09 am
Tamp it, tamp it good...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jan 26, 2020 12:22 am
Yank 'em out, pull 'em out, yay horse.

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BigV • Jan 26, 2020 1:59 am
Think of the force on the leading edge of one of those horseshoes.

He does really yank it out in just a couple steps.. Wow.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 26, 2020 11:03 am
If they have traction they can pull fantastic loads.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 26, 2020 7:00 pm
I'll bet she practiced that a couple times...

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fargon • Jan 26, 2020 7:21 pm
Wow!
Happy Monkey • Jan 27, 2020 5:11 pm
I like doing that first move. No, not the leg one, the very first bit; the throw with backspin.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 28, 2020 12:27 am
Our Robot Overlords celebrating their victory over their meat slaves.

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lumberjim • Jan 28, 2020 9:17 am
Happy Monkey;1045593 wrote:
I like doing that first move. No, not the leg one, the very first bit; the throw with backspin.

the part right after the backspin is reminiscent of the pee-pee dance
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 1, 2020 1:10 am
Down you go...

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Just a cardboard box...

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After the mushrooms...

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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 2, 2020 12:36 am
[SIZE="5"]BOO!![/SIZE]

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You're gonna fall and break your face, so's the camera guy.

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Pretty impressive, I can't even tell if he made them all.

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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 9, 2020 10:36 am
Smart lazy...

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fargon • Feb 9, 2020 3:04 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1046263 wrote:
Smart lazy...

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He's just meat fishing, he would never get away with that with a big Shark or Tuna.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 10, 2020 12:15 am
Looks like Nova Scotia...

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Gravdigr • Feb 15, 2020 4:08 am
Re: Boo

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 21, 2020 12:58 am
I watched this a dozen times trying to figure where that came from before I noticed the lanes going in the opposite direction down the hill. duh :smack:

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BigV • Feb 24, 2020 7:21 pm
He's dead.
Gravdigr • Feb 24, 2020 8:18 pm
BigV;1047260 wrote:
He's dead.


As Caesar.

Hard to see a way of surviving that.

The speed of the tire/wheel at impact.

The cyclist's forward speed.

Knocked off the bike in the path of traffic...
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 25, 2020 1:29 am
Probably, but he offered no resistance, bent like a willow, didn't even waver the bike. He was knocked into the exit lane, but the helmet looks bad. It depends if it knocked the helmet off or pulled him out of it.
Gravdigr • Feb 25, 2020 4:37 pm
Or if he's still in it...:eek:
Diaphone Jim • Feb 25, 2020 7:31 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RZVv_iV3A4

You guys don't mention if you watched that.
There are a lot of comments without any real knowledge.
Diaphone Jim • Feb 25, 2020 7:50 pm
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5818225/Horrific-moment-motorcyclist-killed-tyre-flies-air-hits-head.html

This is a fubar link.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 26, 2020 1:29 am
It says the tire came from a VW Golf. Looked awful big(wide) for a Golf?
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 29, 2020 11:00 pm
9 hours on a 3-D printer but moving the machinery out of the way and taking the time lapse pictures for this Gif likely added time.

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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 29, 2020 11:10 pm
I'm baffled by this one.
What the hell was he thinking?
Why would he take a running start from the back of the stage for a handful of people out front?
He nailed that one unsuspecting guy who he could have killed so why are those people applauding?
There may have been drugs involved.

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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 29, 2020 11:17 pm
... with a wiggle in her walk...

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xoxoxoBruce • Mar 2, 2020 12:56 am
Even jet aircraft can wiggle their tail...

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They can also suck in mechanics...

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Griff • Mar 2, 2020 5:01 pm
Not dead...
BigV • Mar 2, 2020 6:00 pm
...just exhausted
Happy Monkey • Mar 2, 2020 6:28 pm
Anyone see Firefly?
Gravdigr • Mar 2, 2020 8:11 pm
I've pieces of several episodes.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 4, 2020 1:54 am
Babies, tender tasty babies...
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Bowling, that could be you...

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xoxoxoBruce • Mar 5, 2020 4:28 am
I tat I tah a...

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Diaphone Jim • Mar 5, 2020 12:32 pm
Wil E. Tiger
Gravdigr • Mar 5, 2020 3:45 pm
I'm hearing Woody Woodpecker-type woos and woohoos when the duck resurfaces.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 6, 2020 10:45 pm
Don't have the right box? Make one.

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Happy Monkey • Mar 7, 2020 12:00 am
that's pretty cool
Gravdigr • Mar 8, 2020 4:25 pm
What he said.
fargon • Mar 8, 2020 4:53 pm
What they both said.
BigV • Mar 8, 2020 11:13 pm
What'd you guys say?
fargon • Mar 9, 2020 3:05 pm
Happy Monkey;1048037 wrote:
that's pretty cool


That's what we said.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 13, 2020 1:37 am
I love most dogs...most.

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BigV • Mar 13, 2020 6:21 pm
spoken like a true cat lover
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 14, 2020 6:34 am
Be safe...
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BigV • Mar 14, 2020 11:57 pm
LMAO!
Flint • Mar 15, 2020 1:49 am
Nice.
Griff • Mar 15, 2020 9:45 am
Nicely done
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 26, 2020 1:31 am
We're now passing through Pink-Floydville...

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BigV • Mar 26, 2020 12:47 pm
that is super cool

I'd like to try to reproduce that effect the next time we drive past some.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 28, 2020 1:05 am
Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishmun...

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Diaphone Jim • Mar 28, 2020 12:37 pm
Both the cat and the turbines are creepy, but I can figure out the cat.
BigV • Mar 28, 2020 12:58 pm
Here's the description for the Rolling Shutter Effect, what you're seeing with the wind turbines.
Gravdigr • Mar 28, 2020 1:44 pm
Fe fi fo fum...

Next time I have four cats that's what I'm naming 'em.

Last time we had four cats they were John, Paul, George, and Ringo.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 30, 2020 12:37 am
A good horse will do that...

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xoxoxoBruce • Mar 30, 2020 7:51 pm
Got a light...

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xoxoxoBruce • Apr 1, 2020 10:32 am
Brake lights people, pay attention...

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glatt • Apr 1, 2020 10:52 am
That taxi driver is responsible for damaging 5 vehicles with that maneuver. Not to mention the poor motorcyclist.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 1, 2020 10:57 am
I wonder why the Toyota SUV was stopped, I can't see if there are cars in front of it.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 2, 2020 2:09 am
Another BMW wanker... I mean winker.

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Yes, it's real.
BigV • Apr 2, 2020 11:46 am
It bears repeating...

Just because you can...
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 16, 2020 1:46 pm
Latest from Boeing...
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xoxoxoBruce • Apr 18, 2020 12:32 am
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Gravdigr • May 4, 2020 2:51 pm
Dis whir I'm @:

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BigV • May 4, 2020 5:14 pm
I wish I could train my bottles to fill my glasses without emptying. That would be nice.
Clodfobble • May 4, 2020 5:31 pm
*POOF* They can, but in exchange you are doomed to stare at it wistfully like Alec Baldwin, never able to lift it to your lips.
BigV • May 4, 2020 6:32 pm
Clodfobble;1052131 wrote:
*POOF* They can, but in exchange you are doomed to stare at it wistfully like Alec Baldwin, never able to lift it to your lips.


Ouch.

Now, you make a wish.
Diaphone Jim • May 5, 2020 12:09 pm
It is not just a magic bottle, but a magic glass as well.
xoxoxoBruce • May 6, 2020 12:44 am
Claws...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 2, 2020 11:03 pm
Tie 'em up...

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Griff • Jun 3, 2020 7:22 am
Off season cow poke?
BigV • Jun 3, 2020 12:28 pm
Does he ride a seahorse?
Gravdigr • Jun 4, 2020 9:17 pm
No, you're thinking of Aquaman, maybe?

[ATTACH]70700[/ATTACH]

He has a fab-u-lous riding style...Dontchya think?
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 4, 2020 10:25 pm
The guy that sold him the gun loaded it with one ringer...

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Diaphone Jim • Jun 5, 2020 11:44 am
It sure looks like the remote tie-off fails right at the end.

The AK sure does.
Gravdigr • Jun 5, 2020 3:37 pm
I knew a guy had a an AK that the sheet metal cover on the top rear of the receiver (the name of that part escapes me) would fly off occasionally. Not take-off-yer-head-fly-off, it would just decide to pop off, lightly, just enough to separate from the gun.

Scared the hell outta me every time it happened to me.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 10, 2020 12:49 am
Beulah the buzzer gets a workout

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Diaphone Jim • Jun 10, 2020 3:56 pm
Hill climbin'.
Loaded slow for me.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1iV7Wwjj_h4/XuCWmwXGdRI/AAAAAAAGCao/K-b8Ue6UgKUavYIgsgxdTkdv_pS0vrVUgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/m17.gif
Gravdigr • Jun 10, 2020 5:42 pm
It probably would @ 14k.

I kid, I kid.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 11, 2020 12:36 am
5.8Mb.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 22, 2020 8:40 pm
Interesting effect...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 27, 2020 2:50 am
Ladies...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 28, 2020 9:22 pm
Bugs, lotsa bugs...

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Gravdigr • Jun 29, 2020 4:41 pm
:lol2:
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 6, 2020 3:16 am
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Happy Monkey • Jul 6, 2020 3:41 pm
Reminds me of Perry Bible Fellowship.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 10, 2020 1:25 am
The height of stupid...

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Griff • Jul 10, 2020 10:32 am
I just wonder how it is that civilization got to the point of putting men on the moon? We are fucking idiots.
DanaC • Jul 10, 2020 12:26 pm
I dont get it..
Griff • Jul 10, 2020 12:30 pm
Somebody put snow chains on the rear wheels of a front wheel drive car.
DanaC • Jul 10, 2020 12:55 pm
Ohhhhhh - lol. ok that is mad.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 11, 2020 10:30 pm
Have a ball... uh, two balls...

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Diaphone Jim • Jul 12, 2020 12:06 pm
Asian carvers did that 1000 years ago with ivory. With three or four balls. And no Dremels.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 13, 2020 3:32 am
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gtown • Jul 14, 2020 12:15 am
Happy Monkey;1054887 wrote:
Reminds me of Perry Bible Fellowship.


Specifically this one:

https://pbfcomics.com/comics/cats/
BigV • Jul 14, 2020 1:19 am
this is my favorite one

so reassuring
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 14, 2020 3:50 am
Some of these guys wandering around Sonoma and Napa Counties hunting berries.

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BigV • Jul 14, 2020 12:11 pm
That is a *lot* of bearies.
Diaphone Jim • Jul 14, 2020 12:34 pm
How the heck did they build the road?

http://justacarguy.blogspot.com/2020/07/a-place-to-be-extra-cautious-driving.html
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 15, 2020 12:32 am
They built it in dry weather.


Aww look at the cute little murder paws...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jul 16, 2020 1:14 am
And when everyone knows you have it and ignore it, a real one comes along.
Then they kick your ass for being the one that cried gator.

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xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2020 6:13 pm
This guy is good, strong ending too.

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Griff • Jul 19, 2020 8:46 am
Damn, he good
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 20, 2020 12:55 am
Offering Durian fruit to cats...

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xoxoxoBruce • Jul 21, 2020 1:45 am
Sorting them out...

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Diaphone Jim • Jul 21, 2020 12:21 pm
Dang them Gifs take a while.
Looks like the sorter knows his day's work.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 24, 2020 1:26 am
That's why they're in a separate thread, they're all huge and take time to load.

This one is 5 MB after I downsized it from 12 MB.
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Knocking the condensation off the cover to water the plants in the morning.
Diaphone Jim • Jul 24, 2020 12:42 pm
It often seems that I have to re-open all the old GIFs before the new one starts.
A few days ago I tried the single post button and didn't get the GIF.
Tried it today and it worked, i.e. I didn't have to wait.
More experiments to come.
Clodfobble • Jul 24, 2020 2:53 pm
Wow! That all gathers overnight?
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 26, 2020 9:42 pm
Yes, overnight. Knock it down before the sun comes up and cooks it away.