Becoming Rich and Famous

Three steps...







Now listen carefully, you want to jump on step #2, never step #1 or step #3.
It's a long shot #1 or #3 will make you famous, but only #2 will make you rich.

Then you can buy a hole in the water to throw money in.

Awesome. Now I want to kill myself more than ever before. We are a sad, sad people.

Oh, and for the record, me wanting to kill myself more than ever before means zilch, cuz I really have never wanted to kill myself. Well, there was that six month period in the late 90's, but I got better.