Tuba, or not Tuba

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 19, 2016 11:55 pm
I stole this from Cellar member Kirk's site. Shhhh, mums the word. ;) But you could go there for his take on playing left handed vs right handed, from a guy that does both.
limey • Jan 20, 2016 5:08 am
As a French horn (valves under the left hand fingers) and tuba (valves under the right hand fingers) player I've never given it a second thought as to which/how/what/where/why. But if you ask me to think about it a liuttle more closely for me it's a 1, 2, 3 (index, middle, ring finger) question. Or maybe middle -> outwards?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 1, 2017 1:13 am
Our old buddy Kirk posted a picture of the band, JP HONK, taking a break.
limey • Apr 5, 2017 4:55 am
xoxoxoBruce;985744 wrote:
Our old buddy Kirk posted a picture of the band, JP HONK, taking a break.

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xoxoxoBruce • Apr 8, 2017 11:53 am
Another picture of Kirk's trip to Austin, TX, with JP Honk.
limey • Apr 8, 2017 2:53 pm
xoxoxoBruce;986354 wrote:
Another picture of Kirk's trip to Austin, TX, with JP Honk.




WOOT!


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xoxoxoBruce • Apr 20, 2017 5:13 pm
J.P. Honk...
Snakeadelic • Apr 29, 2017 10:09 am
How to make a tuba player hyperventilate and pass out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OO7sityUwE
fargon • May 1, 2017 10:58 pm
:tuba:I Lurvz me some Canadian Brass.:tuba:
limey • May 4, 2017 2:48 am
fargon;987899 wrote:
:tuba:I Lurvz me some Canadian Brass.:tuba:


Oh GOD! They are so GOOD! You are right! (Have you checked out Mnozil Brass, and German Brass? Two very different ways of using the same sets of plumbing).
xoxoxoBruce • May 20, 2017 2:42 pm
This guy is great.

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xoxoxoBruce • May 25, 2017 12:30 pm
Tuba Museum...
limey • May 25, 2017 2:50 pm
A friend of mine was visiting the Bate Collection of Musical Instruments today.
xoxoxoBruce • May 29, 2017 2:21 pm
From the guy in today's IOtD.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 6, 2017 11:42 pm
Goofing on the kids. They love it. :D
fargon • Jun 24, 2017 6:43 am
^:spam1:^
limey • Jun 24, 2017 5:29 pm
xoxoxoBruce;990238 wrote:
Goofing on the kids. They love it. :D

I do that to adults at gigs, too. Doesn't half do your back in!

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 25, 2017 12:58 am
:thumb: :lol2:
BigV • Jul 1, 2017 1:39 pm
In 2012, one of my local favorites, with tuba, attended HONKFEST in Austin. I was not in attendance, sadly. But I have seen them live and they're a spectacle to behold. Probably one vid would lead to another. I give you

TITANIUM SPORKESTRA!

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You could embiggen, but you should crank it.
Gravdigr • Jul 1, 2017 1:59 pm
If I had to listen to almost nine minutes of that (the War Pigs cover) I would attempt suicide.

I'm afraid to try the other vids now. I couldn't make it 60 seconds. Not even.

I thank you for the exposure and the opportunity for new music, though.:o
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 1, 2017 3:18 pm
BigV;991651 wrote:
In 2012, one of my local favorites, with tuba, attended HONKFEST in Austin.
That must have been a fun time, that's where the picture in post#5 was taken.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 23, 2017 5:54 pm
Hey Limey, you could add a bagpipe to your new band, real cheap. :D
Gravdigr • Jul 25, 2017 4:10 pm
They shoulda been sued. In fact, I bet they were.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 25, 2017 11:06 pm
For what? By whom? :confused:
Gravdigr • Jul 31, 2017 2:48 pm
For making a bagpipe targeted to children.

By everybody.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 19, 2017 9:09 am
At around 1:50 they are doing some great Sousaphone flips. Bigger is better of course.
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fargon • Aug 19, 2017 3:00 pm
Good Tunes.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 11, 2017 12:45 am
Some tubas get re-purposed for medical experiments...
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 27, 2018 1:37 am
Kirk explains how the valves work on brass instruments.

Any other fellow computer nerds out there subconsciously bugged that a trombone slide held all the way in is "first position" and not "zeroeth position"?

Actually, for my School of Honk'ers that might be curious about the pattern valves have -- I don't know if sectionals run this by new members when they start, so apologies if everyone knows it :-D (For School of Honk, this mostly is about the trumpets and tubas, though or baritone friends we get sometimes play the same too)

Most brass instruments with valves work the same way - pressing down more valves is like moving out the slide on a trombone, the air goes through that tube, so overall the instrument is "bigger", in terms of more tubing = slower vibration = lower sound. (Of course it's more complicated than that, since you have to learn to adjust your lips to buzz at a different "partial". Or it could be simpler than that- with a bugle (or heaven forbid a Vuvuzela) and no valves- in which case you can play nothing but partials. Bugle calls like "taps" and "reveille" make their music out of that- a trumpet player can play all those songs without pressing any valves, or just keeping one down all the time)

ANYWAY, the middle, "second" valve moves you down a half step, first valve a whole step, third valve -- 1 1/2 steps. Which seems pretty weird! I think it's meant to put the more-used whole step on the stronger pointer finger, maybe? And you can combine valves to lower more steps (you might have noticed the third valve is more-or-less the same as first plus second.) Some big horns like concert tubas will have a fourth valve, which will put you down 2 whole steps, and so is about the same as pressing 1 and 3, but lets you dig even lower beneath that.
limey • Jan 27, 2018 6:16 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1002932 wrote:
Kirk explains how the valves work on brass instruments.





I knew that!


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xoxoxoBruce • Jan 27, 2018 6:30 pm
Of course you did/do, but not many of up are brass musicians. :p:
Gravdigr • Jan 27, 2018 6:36 pm
I've been told I have brass.

A lot of it.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 14, 2018 5:09 pm
Romantic...

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xoxoxoBruce • Mar 28, 2018 1:25 am
Don't throw those old instruments out, recycle them...
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 28, 2018 1:26 am
But be careful of the mean ones...
BigV • Apr 14, 2018 10:34 pm
that is full bad-ass. I approve.

But, back to Tubas.
monster • Apr 14, 2018 11:41 pm
Tuba or not Tuba ...Thunderboy's current dilemma. They have a lot of baritone/euphonium players but a dearth of Tubophonists. If he sticks with the bari, he might make it up to the next band for his senior year (unlikely imo because band teacher hates him). If he changes to Tuba, he's stuck at the lower level, but I think he'd enjoy it and maybe be less bored and distracted and his band teacher might like him more....
limey • Apr 15, 2018 5:01 pm
monster;1007074 wrote:
Tuba or not Tuba ...Thunderboy's current dilemma. They have a lot of baritone/euphonium players but a dearth of Tubophonists. If he sticks with the bari, he might make it up to the next band for his senior year (unlikely imo because band teacher hates him). If he changes to Tuba, he's stuck at the lower level, but I think he'd enjoy it and maybe be less bored and distracted and his band teacher might like him more....




There is something splendid about being the bass/base of the band. I don’t have a full grasp of US band orchestration, but unless you are lead euph or bari you’re kind of one of the chorus I expect. Bass (tuba) is a better instrument for someone who is more of an individualist, less likely to seek out the “safety in numbers” thing. Feel free to ask questions, or contact me directly for further discussion.


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monster • Apr 15, 2018 10:03 pm
He is first chair for the euphoniums.
limey • Apr 18, 2018 4:53 am
monster;1007106 wrote:
He is first chair for the euphoniums.
Why is he considering moving to tuba? Has he been asked to? Does he want to be promoted to senior band for the kudos? Which band will have most of his band buddies in?


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monster • Apr 18, 2018 6:48 pm
They need Tubas. He likes to be needed. He likes making deep noises. And big instruments. I'm really not sure. At this point, it's not a battle worth me getting involved with. Although not sure battle is the appropriate word...
limey • Apr 18, 2018 7:12 pm
[CENTER]:tuba::tuba::tuba:
It is nice to be needed. And to make deep noises. Carrying (and storing) big instruments not so much, but YMMV.
Why the hell not, eh?
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monster • Apr 18, 2018 7:17 pm
ah well there's the beauty. They don't have to take them home or store them in the main. Big instruments are left at school. Because they play every day in class, they are not expected to practice in the evenings. Or own their own instruments. Only during summer did we have two baritones in the house (Marching and concert)
limey • Apr 19, 2018 2:50 am
Personally I'd go for the new experience in band. If he dissent enjoy it can be go back to bari?

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monster • Apr 19, 2018 10:41 pm
no :( band teacher says no going back :/ guess they don't have enough instruments for all the bari players....

he had to share last year when his was being fixed because no spares anywhere in city
limey • Apr 20, 2018 7:58 am
OK. I have no more advice to give except he flip a coin. Heads it's tuba, tails it's bari. The trick is to believe (make him believe?) that he must do what the coin says. When the coin makes the decision what does he feel? Relief? or Disappointment? And then go with that feeling .... i.e. coin says "bari" and he is disappoint. So go to tuba. Or coin says bari and he is like "phew!", so go with bari .....
monster • Apr 20, 2018 8:26 pm
Thanks
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 22, 2018 9:07 pm
Honkin'
monster • Jun 5, 2018 8:36 pm
They still need Tuba/Sousa players so he's going to try it for a couple of weeks until school gets out
limey • Jun 6, 2018 1:26 am
monster;1009710 wrote:
They still need Tuba/Sousa players so he's going to try it for a couple of weeks until school gets out




In comparison with other brass instruments, you don’t so much “blow” a tuba (quiet at the back there!!!), as breathe through it.


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Gravdigr • Jun 11, 2018 12:18 pm
limey;1009729 wrote:
...don’t so much “blow” a tuba (quiet at the back there!!!), as breathe through it...


I was just about to say

"I'm a tuba!"

:p:
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 13, 2018 6:31 pm
The bass from space...
BigV • Jun 13, 2018 6:51 pm
*points/laughs*
Where's your band, dude?

Pffft. I'm Han Solo, bitch.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 29, 2018 11:02 pm
When you lose your wind, recycle...
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 20, 2018 12:38 pm
A clowder of Tubas? A mob of Tubas? A troop of Tubas? A ménage à trios of Tubas?
monster • Aug 20, 2018 12:58 pm
A squeeze of sousas?
Carruthers • Aug 20, 2018 4:07 pm
A plumbing of Sousas.
monster • Aug 20, 2018 8:55 pm
A rumbling of low brass?

An Excitement of Sousas
A Sternness of Tubas
A Brethren of Baritones
A Fleet of Euphoniums
A Wealth of Trombones
A Flight of Trumpets
A Curl of French Horns
limey • Aug 21, 2018 11:33 am
monster;1013778 wrote:
A rumbling of low brass?

An Excitement of Sousas
A Sternness of Tubas
A Brethren of Baritones
A Fleet of Euphoniums
A Wealth of Trombones
A Flight of Trumpets
A Curl of French Horns


GLORIOUS! Thank you Monster. How is the young'un getting on with the tooba?
Gravdigr • Aug 22, 2018 12:45 pm
An Alpert of Brass
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 29, 2018 10:15 pm
Coincidently...
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 1, 2018 8:15 pm
To be...
limey • Sep 2, 2018 4:43 am
xoxoxoBruce;1014215 wrote:
Coincidently...


Went to a friend's housewarming party yesterday and didn't take my sousamaphone. Had to borrow our host's euphonium when the band struck up "All about that bass" :tuba:
Moral: always take the sousamaphone to housewarming parties.
Gravdigr • Sep 3, 2018 5:50 pm
A sousamaphone is like a condom.

Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 12, 2018 2:57 pm
Not Tuba... 28 trombones play Queen.

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monster • Sep 14, 2018 11:06 pm
The one on the right belongs to me. Allegedly ;)

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xoxoxoBruce • Sep 14, 2018 11:20 pm
Yours is a Sousaphone, and the other two are Tubas? :confused:
Or the black sleeves are deceptive.
monster • Sep 14, 2018 11:24 pm
They're all sousas, I think. You can't march with a concert tuba. There is such a thing as a marching tuba but they say it's very awkward and heavy, so they only dish those out when they run out of sousas. If you play the Tuba in regular band, you have a sousa to march.
Gravdigr • Sep 17, 2018 3:55 am
monster;1015181 wrote:
Allegedly ;)


Admit nothing.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 2, 2018 2:14 pm
Obviously it takes a lot of wind to make that tuba really sing, and that can lead to oxygen deprivation which manifests in strange behavior. :haha:
BigV • Nov 2, 2018 9:25 pm
LULZ!
limey • Nov 3, 2018 8:59 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1018040 wrote:
Obviously it takes a lot of wind to make that tuba really sing, and that can lead to oxygen deprivation which manifests in strange behavior. :haha:




I must try these some time!


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Happy Monkey • Nov 4, 2018 12:58 pm
They all look like Tom Bombadil to me...
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 6, 2020 1:39 am
I'm being cautious...
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 9, 2020 11:07 am
Wouldn't you like tuba a piper too...
Gravdigr • Feb 9, 2020 10:31 pm
I like squeezin' m'bag....

...but, not in front of people.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 17, 2020 12:33 am
Is that Limey's grandmother up front?
limey • Feb 17, 2020 4:51 am
xoxoxoBruce;1046731 wrote:
Is that Limey's grandmother up front?
Entirely possible!

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