Bye....this time forever.

John Sellers • Dec 26, 2015 9:01 pm
Srsly. I shant return.

So...

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fargon • Dec 26, 2015 9:05 pm
I will not join you. But have a nice life.
orthodoc • Dec 26, 2015 9:10 pm
Your choice. But you do, you know, have a choice.
Griff • Dec 26, 2015 9:15 pm
Did someone shant in here?
sexobon • Dec 26, 2015 9:20 pm
I've been to hell. They said I was too bad for them and sent me to the Cellar.
Beestie • Dec 27, 2015 12:04 am
So it's not forever, then.
DanaC • Dec 27, 2015 6:15 am
Oh for pity's sake.*shakes head*
monster • Dec 27, 2015 9:04 am
Hurrah. :rolleyes:
lumberjim • Dec 27, 2015 12:41 pm
And so, as the sand through the hourglass falls.....
sexobon • Dec 27, 2015 12:58 pm
Boomerang John will be back. A zebra does not change its spots - Al Gore
classicman • Dec 27, 2015 1:55 pm
"Boomerang John"

Hahahahhahaaa ... I love that.
glatt • Dec 27, 2015 2:38 pm
He had the opportunity to learn something in this latest exchange. To grow. But he got uncomfortable and couldn't take it. It's too bad. He could have come out a better person than he was a day ago.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 27, 2015 3:14 pm
He may still, if he learned from it.
monster • Dec 27, 2015 3:25 pm
[YOUTUBE]uR4WFPa6xuI&start=55[/YOUTUBE]
Gravdigr • Dec 27, 2015 5:05 pm
John Sellers;949671 wrote:
Srsly. I shant return.


Oh, for fuck's sake...

Dude, just do what you've been doing. Post your videos, make your jokes. Just stop telling people to fuck their mother, and don't be butthurt when people throw your rocks back at ya.

You pissed me off. Royally, but, in the end, big fucking deal. Pissing me off ain't the hardest thing to do. Hopefully, I'll live long enough to get over it. It won't be today, but, sometime. Prolly.
lumberjim • Dec 27, 2015 7:35 pm
Were you really that upset by this Martian saying, "fuck your mom"?
lumberjim • Dec 27, 2015 7:40 pm
To be clear, I'm not defending him, and I could give a fuck if he never comes back (I think we all know he will).... But it didn't seem like a big deal in that thread. You could surely get over it today. You know how mal-adjusted he is, and that he didn't actually mean that you should slowly peel you mothers nighty off of her shoulders, kiss her gently, and push her back onto the bed.... Etc.... It was like, go fuck yourself.... Not literal.
infinite monkey • Dec 27, 2015 7:46 pm
lumberjim;949758 wrote:
To be clear, I'm not defending him, and I could give a fuck if he never comes back (I think we all know he will).... But it didn't seem like a big deal in that thread. You could surely get over it today. You know how mal-adjusted he is, and that he didn't actually mean that you should slowly peel you mothers nighty off of her shoulders, kiss her gently, and push her back onto the bed.... Etc.... It was like, go fuck yourself.... Not literal.


Right? Thank you, jim. :)
busterb • Dec 27, 2015 8:06 pm
mal-adjusted he is. So long, good by, I hope.
infinite monkey • Dec 27, 2015 8:11 pm
Because none of the rest of us are mal-adjusted?
lumberjim • Dec 27, 2015 8:20 pm
Good point
monster • Dec 27, 2015 8:22 pm
all, we are. also few social skills many of us have .

But we're not all attention-whoring mentally-pre-teen hissy-fit-throwers who are intolerably irritating and who learn nothing when called out on our behavior time after time.
infinite monkey • Dec 27, 2015 8:24 pm
Oh, yes I am! :)
monster • Dec 27, 2015 8:28 pm
infinite monkey;949770 wrote:
Oh, yes I am! :)


go fuck your insurance provider
infinite monkey • Dec 27, 2015 8:29 pm
Anyway, I'm not inclined to throw him to his own wolves just because a guy who also used to sit at the uncool table raises his bloodied fist. I stood up for him, too. I'll throw him to the wolves based on my own distaste, when it may become against popular opinion.
infinite monkey • Dec 27, 2015 8:31 pm
monster;949772 wrote:
go fuck your insurance provider


Oh, the one I pay a weeks pay for? Ok.
monster • Dec 27, 2015 9:07 pm
infinite monkey;949775 wrote:
Oh, the one I pay a weeks pay for? Ok.


hmmm, screwed anyway, I see your point. What about your librarian?
sexobon • Dec 27, 2015 9:08 pm
[VIMEO]19345436[/VIMEO]
infinite monkey • Dec 27, 2015 9:40 pm
So, I don't know. ..my ceiling buckled from the weight of all the rain tonight. I beat myself fuckl3ss. All I really 3ant is to die. It's petty and selfish and I don't give a fuckl3ss all I really want is to stop being tested for whatever reserve of strength I'm supposed to have left. So there's the real fucking truth and do t worry my coward as will still be here tomorrow but to ight I'm so fucking sick of it all. Warm thoughts for your warm homes no matter how it gets paid for.
Clodfobble • Dec 27, 2015 9:48 pm
I'm sorry, infi. That sounds like it sucks so bad...
infinite monkey • Dec 27, 2015 9:55 pm
I'm being upset and dramatic. It does suck, but thanks to friends I'm reminded this is nowhere near the last straw. Bad time of year, and me thinking I have a handle...when handles are hard to come by. So are ceilings.

Nothing to see here. I'm ok. Blurting.

And my friend monster? I don't know what I'd do without her to talk me off the ledge.
monster • Dec 27, 2015 9:59 pm
fuck your ledge provider? ;)
infinite monkey • Dec 27, 2015 10:01 pm
Giggle. Thanks my friend. I'm very grateful for you. :)
monster • Dec 27, 2015 10:02 pm
Srsly, one foot, other, alternate.

You have an insurance provider. Call them ASAP tomorrow, or maybe even now and leave a message. Then go to warm dry bed in warm dry clothes and lie awake all night like me ;) It's the new black
limey • Dec 27, 2015 10:06 pm
Hugs Infi. And what Monster says. X

Sent by thought transference
sexobon • Dec 27, 2015 10:08 pm
And dream a little dream of me. :D
infinite monkey • Dec 27, 2015 10:13 pm
I love you guys. Jesus I'm hard on myself. Even acts of gawd I can trace back to my inability to deal with life...and some of that is fact. But if not for my family and you all...there would be no reason left to have some belief I matter.

So now, to dream a little dream. ..of sexobon. Lol.
monster • Dec 27, 2015 10:17 pm
On the positive side, it'll be easier to change the lightbulb, no?

:bolt:
lumberjim • Dec 27, 2015 10:18 pm
Life can be a dick at times
sexobon • Dec 27, 2015 10:23 pm
That's deep.

Is there a confession coming on? We have a thread for that you know.
Griff • Dec 28, 2015 9:32 am
Good work everyone, keep at it.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 28, 2015 9:35 am
If I could keep it up, I wouldn't be hanging around here. :o
Gravdigr • Dec 28, 2015 4:22 pm
lumberjim;949758 wrote:
To be clear, I'm not defending him, and I could give a fuck if he never comes back (I think we all know he will).... But it didn't seem like a big deal in that thread. You could surely get over it today. You know how mal-adjusted he is, and that he didn't actually mean that you should slowly peel you mothers nighty off of her shoulders, kiss her gently, and push her back onto the bed.... Etc.... It was like, go fuck yourself.... Not literal.


Really? Really????

For such a large man, you are a very small person.
busterb • Dec 28, 2015 7:40 pm
Hasn't this bull shit gone on long enough? IMHO
monster • Dec 28, 2015 8:18 pm
hey, Infi, what did your insurance provider say?
lumberjim • Dec 28, 2015 10:45 pm
Gravdigr;949847 wrote:
Really? Really????

For such a large man, you are a very small person.

You're going to have to spell this one out. What was small about that? I think you over reacted to a predictable comment made by a predictable person. Was it the image of your supposed edipal coitus that has your shorts riding up? Again, I didn't think he meant it in a literal way at all. So what's the problem, cupcake?
sexobon • Dec 28, 2015 11:27 pm
Infi hasn't posted in the Cellar Dreamin' thread. I didn't make the dreams cut. :sniff:

:D
infinite monkey • Dec 29, 2015 12:16 pm
monster;949854 wrote:
hey, Infi, what did your insurance provider say?


I know I've said before I cannot deal with the things in life that most people just deal with...like normal everyday shit. As my ceiling didn't collapse, I poked a hole in it to get the water to drain as much as possible, I put a bucket under it and haven't done anything but worry and fret about it since. There must a dozen ways to not deal with this, including a giant scheme in which I end up dealing with it in a complicated way anyway. What, just pick up the phone? Then I'd have to talk to them. Then they'd have to come over. Then I'd have to get estimates. Then they'd deny me. Then I would be expected to argue.

I. Can't. Deal. This is why I had a major meltdown and it wasn't the worst thing ever. So enter, stage left, my continued hate for myself.

Oh, I'm a lovely gal. I am. :(
sexobon;949874 wrote:
Infi hasn't posted in the Cellar Dreamin' thread. I didn't make the dreams cut. :sniff:

:D


It wouldn't be fair to you to have me consider you, even in a dream. I wouldn't wish that on either the most patient person on earth nor on my worst enemy.

But if I WERE to dream a little dream of someone I'd try to give you a guest appearance, nothing to sign, no obligation.

Wow, I totally hijacked John's Bye Thread? I guess that's fitting.

Goddam I'm fucking tired.
DanaC • Dec 29, 2015 2:05 pm
If it makes you feel better at all, I still haven't told my landlord about the water coming through the bathroom ceiling.

I swear stuff like that - the whole making calls thing. It can take me months to work up the mental energy to make a phone call. I see something like the leak in the bathroom and I just go straight to wanting to sleep just at the thought of having to deal.
lumberjim • Dec 29, 2015 3:23 pm
If this is a common feeling, there should be a service that deals with this kind of anxiety. People that understand how some folks get overwhelmed dealing with life's hurdles, and will take point for you. Make those calls, confront the contractors, and push you gently along the path. Not as involved as a life coach, but just to be there for these situations. Some people thrive on this shit.

I procrastinate sometimes with stuff like this... like I have a pile of medical bills for co-pays from having an HSA that I need to call and sort through... I'd just rather play Madden. But I would help you guys if I could for free... so someone must be willing to do it for a nominal fee?
glatt • Dec 29, 2015 3:32 pm
Yeah. But you would have to call them to ask them to make the call for you.
lumberjim • Dec 29, 2015 3:38 pm
or email them....

But they'd be really nice, and understanding
lumberjim • Dec 29, 2015 3:41 pm
jinx had this same issue to a degree. I always did that kind of thing. I always said, 'she knows what she wants, and I know how to go get it' that's fucking teamwork.

I guess she just buckles down and does it now. She's moved 3 times, and bought a town house, so she must have.
Sheldonrs • Dec 29, 2015 3:56 pm
lumberjim;949797 wrote:
Life can be a dick at times


I think I know that life!
BigV • Dec 29, 2015 4:07 pm
Different strokes...

Teamwork can cut a lot of this kind of shit down to manageable size. It's nice/great/a lifesaver when someone else's strong suits dovetail with one's own areas of weakness, for whatever reason, no judging, srsly.

And you don't have to be married or coupled with the complementary person. A network of friends is a good place to look. Or family. Etc etc etc. That one guy that hiked to the north pole and all that other epic master of all trades, most interesting and accomplished man in the history of men, whatever. Good on him. I'm not that guy though.

The absolute key, though, is, you have to make your needs known to the person who can get it done. That's often harder than it sounds. "Hey can you help me with this thing, please?" That's necessary. We've all had somebody, probably mom, who could anticipate our needs and meet them without much from us, at least for
a time. Now we're grownups. We have to help ourselves at least as much as asking for the help.

I have more time and skill for actual roof repairs than I do for bird dogging someone else to do it. I'd do it for you for free, or at least look at it and tell you specifically what I thought you should be asking for. But the logistics are not in our favor this time.

But somebody around there can be that person. Seek them out, let them help. It's a big ask I know, I know, but I am sure it will be worth it.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 29, 2015 6:00 pm
Or just buck up and do it, like I don't. :o
footfootfoot • Dec 30, 2015 1:14 pm
Who the fuck is john sellers?
fargon • Dec 30, 2015 1:28 pm
footfootfoot;950028 wrote:
Who the fuck is john sellers?


Just some asshole that shows up from time to time and stirs up shit.
glatt • Dec 30, 2015 1:31 pm
you might know him as drax or maybe as datalyss
footfootfoot • Dec 30, 2015 4:55 pm
Oh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

yeah.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 5, 2016 10:28 am
Happy Birthday on You
Happy Birthday on You
Happy Birthday John Sellers
Happy Birthday on You
Crimson Ghost • Jan 6, 2016 11:42 am
glatt;950032 wrote:
you might know him as drax or maybe as datalyss


Ah. That explains a few things.
monster • Jan 6, 2016 8:44 pm
he had a more recent incarnation but I already forgot what it was
sexobon • Jan 7, 2016 12:48 am
Perhaps it was Shanthris ...
monster • Jan 7, 2016 10:59 am
That sounds like a disease of the genitalia
Crimson Ghost • Jan 7, 2016 11:23 pm
monster;950679 wrote:
That sounds like a disease of the genitalia


Children?
Zathris • Mar 31, 2016 5:06 am
fargon;949672 wrote:
Have a nice life.


Easier said than done.

orthodoc;949675 wrote:
Your choice. But you do, you know, have a choice.


And so, here I am...yet again.

Griff;949677 wrote:
Did someone shant in here?


Me, cuz I have anger issues. I'm my own worst enemy most of the time.

Beestie;949691 wrote:
So it's not forever, then.


I guess not.

glatt;949739 wrote:
He had the opportunity to learn something in this latest exchange. To grow. But he got uncomfortable and couldn't take it. It's too bad. He could have come out a better person than he was a day ago.


xoxoxoBruce;949741 wrote:
He may still, if he learned from it.


Yep. I'm tired of being a [insert any insult you wish here]

Gravdigr;949750 wrote:
Dude, just do what you've been doing. Post your videos...


Why post them when no one watches them.

Gravdigr;949750 wrote:
Just stop telling people to fuck their mother....


Yeah. I went waaay over the line there, and I no longer expectyou to forgive me.

lumberjim;949757 wrote:
Were you really that upset by this Martian saying, "fuck your mom"?


Actualy, I'm from Epsilon III in the Euphrates Sector.

busterb;949761 wrote:
mal-adjusted he is. So long, good by, I hope.


Sorry to dash your hope. :p:

busterb;949853 wrote:
Hasn't this bull shit gone on long enough? IMHO


Let the bullshit continue! :p:

infinite monkey;949925 wrote:
Wow, I totally hijacked John's Bye Thread? I guess that's fitting.


No prob, bob. :D

xoxoxoBruce;950556 wrote:
Happy Birthday on You
Happy Birthday on You
Happy Birthday John Sellers
Happy Birthday on You


I'ma bit late, but :thankyou:

monster;950647 wrote:
he had a more recent incarnation but I already forgot what it was


I'm posting from it right now.

monster;950679 wrote:
That sounds like a disease of the genitalia


It's a minor character from "Babylon 5".
Big Sarge • Mar 31, 2016 8:44 am
Alright! Back in time for April Fools Day
John Sellers • Apr 8, 2016 11:44 pm
Big Sarge;956504 wrote:
Alright! Back in time for April Fools Day


Naa. It wud'nt no ding dang AFD prank. I wuz bein' sincere. I woulda replied to this earlier, but besides being busy with other stuff, I've been having problems getting logged in.
BigV • Apr 8, 2016 11:51 pm
Not April fool's?

You're still funny.
John Sellers • Apr 9, 2016 12:01 am
Uh..ok.