Deep Dick Confessions

monster • Dec 18, 2015 1:11 pm
:eek:

Anyone?

[COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]#clonetroopers4eva[/COLOR]
DanaC • Dec 19, 2015 6:59 pm
There was this miner, called Richard...
monster • Dec 19, 2015 7:07 pm
Did he have a long shaft to go up and down?
DanaC • Dec 19, 2015 7:23 pm
that and a donkey... jacket
monster • Dec 19, 2015 8:01 pm
oh I'm glad he had some protection. Did he have a hard helmet?
Gravdigr • Dec 21, 2015 4:02 pm
monster;949054 wrote:
oh I'm glad he had some protection. Did he have a hard helmet?


No, but he has a hard head.

And is prone to motion sickness.
monster • Dec 21, 2015 7:57 pm
You're familiar with the head of Dana's Dick?
Gravdigr • Dec 21, 2015 11:41 pm
Didn't realize I was intruding.

I'll just take my dick and, uh...[size=1]I'll just be over here...[/size]:rolleyes:
monster • Dec 22, 2015 10:03 pm
Well who doesn't love an intruder?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 22, 2015 10:46 pm
The NRA.
monster • Dec 23, 2015 5:23 pm
I've heard they are pretty quick to empty their load
Crimson Ghost • Dec 23, 2015 6:53 pm
monster;949346 wrote:
Well who doesn't love an intruder?


Surprise buttsex.
The gift you never knew you wanted.
Gravdigr • Dec 24, 2015 7:46 am
monster;949346 wrote:
Well who doesn't love an intruder?


Nothing like an Intruder...[COLOR="DarkRed"]<---Maybe Not From Work, or in front of Pastor Pete[/COLOR]
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2015 1:44 pm
Why, Pastor Pete owns the company. :lol:
Gravdigr • Dec 24, 2015 2:49 pm
Because if I didn't put that warning there someone would decide to climb up my ass about it...
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2015 3:16 pm
Yeah, I know, you done good. But Pastor Pete struck me funny considering the ongoing allegations of abuse by pastor's peters.