Deep Dick Confessions

monster • Dec 18, 2015 1:11 pm

DanaC • Dec 19, 2015 6:59 pm

There was this miner, called Richard...

monster • Dec 19, 2015 7:07 pm

Did he have a long shaft to go up and down?

DanaC • Dec 19, 2015 7:23 pm

that and a donkey... jacket

monster • Dec 19, 2015 8:01 pm

oh I'm glad he had some protection. Did he have a hard helmet?

Gravdigr • Dec 21, 2015 4:02 pm

monster;949054 wrote:
oh I'm glad he had some protection. Did he have a hard helmet?

No, but he has a hard head.

And is prone to motion sickness.

monster • Dec 21, 2015 7:57 pm

You're familiar with the head of Dana's Dick?

Gravdigr • Dec 21, 2015 11:41 pm

Didn't realize I was intruding.

I'll just take my dick and, uh...[size=1]I'll just be over here...[/size]:rolleyes:

monster • Dec 22, 2015 10:03 pm

Well who doesn't love an intruder?

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 22, 2015 10:46 pm

The NRA.

monster • Dec 23, 2015 5:23 pm

I've heard they are pretty quick to empty their load

Crimson Ghost • Dec 23, 2015 6:53 pm

monster;949346 wrote:
Well who doesn't love an intruder?

Surprise buttsex.
The gift you never knew you wanted.

Gravdigr • Dec 24, 2015 7:46 am

monster;949346 wrote:
Well who doesn't love an intruder?

Nothing like an Intruder...[COLOR="DarkRed"]<---Maybe Not From Work, or in front of Pastor Pete[/COLOR]

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2015 1:44 pm

Why, Pastor Pete owns the company. :lol:

Gravdigr • Dec 24, 2015 2:49 pm

Because if I didn't put that warning there someone would decide to climb up my ass about it...

xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2015 3:16 pm

Yeah, I know, you done good. But Pastor Pete struck me funny considering the ongoing allegations of abuse by pastor's peters.