Deep Dark Confessions

Over the years, the Cellar was my fantasy outlet. When I was at my lowest without a permanent home and struggling with my kids, the Cellar was there. When women thought I was too ugly, the Cellar was there. I'm not here that much, but I'm happy. I spend a lot of time with Addie because they need me to babysit after school. I'm dating my ex-wife, but things are pretty rocky. I'm trying hard. Elizabeth is excelling in culinary school. Bryanna, we are still estranged, is progressing on her evangelical path and planning on being a missionary. Louis is a vested government employee working his way up to the death panels, lols. Addie is progressing on her future as a pole dancer and has me wrapped around her finger. Please let me brag, every afternoon she plays football in my front yard and I have every little boy within a mile hanging around.
TY Cellar for being here. I admit I lusted after Sundae and LolaB. I'm sorry for flirting so much. Aliantha and Dani, I tried but you cut me off at my knees. lol. Classicman, Wolfe and others, I'll never forget the Christmas I had nothing for my kids. You stepped in and provided for them.

Guys, I struggle with the demons of my past but I'm fairly happy. I'm safe and have a home where my kids can visit. I have a decent income. I'm safe and I'm loved by my kids. Merry Christmas to all and I hope to share a swig of shine with you. ZippyT and Grav are not that far away and any time you want to spend some time with the old mason jug,:neutral: y'all are invited. Heck, anybody from the Cellar that wants to sit by the old sewage lagoon and sip moonshine while sucking crawdad heads has a permanent spot at my cabin

In my very awkward way, I'm trying to say I missed you and need you.

Damn, this sounds like the ravings of a loon. I hope you realize it was me trying to open up

Hi Sarge. Good to hear from you. I'm glad you've found some happiness and have a home and feel safe and loved. Those are all good. I hope your relationships that could use improvement find that improvement. I think realizing where things stand is a great place to start.

No need to miss the Cellar. We're still here.

Sarge! So glad to hear such good things from you. None of it sounded loony, just heartfelt. A very Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Excellent post - good to know that you have a home, the love of your kids and a sense of security. So glad to see this. Love and best wishes to you, too Sarge! x (even though you never flirted with me). :/

Big Sarge;948839 wrote:

Damn, this sounds like the ravings of a loon.

It does because it is, that's why you will always be welcome and fit right in here. :p:

Big Sarge;948838 wrote:

Aliantha and Dani, I tried but you cut me off at my knees. lol. .

Soft bugger, ya know we love you :P

i'm so happy to read this. Really just so happy that you've found a settled place and things are going well - you totally deserve the good things in life. Don't be a stranger - remember your virtual family also cares :)

What they all said, Sarge.


And, as far as being a loon goes:

'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where —' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'

I'm glad you're here, Big Sarge.

Sometimes the emotion just overcomes us all at times Sarge. Sorry I cut your knees off, but glad they still seem to be working ok. :) Don't take it personally though. I don't really flirt with anyone online. ;)

Glad you're doing ok though. You're a good guy. xx

Limey, I've been afraid to flirt with you. Based upon your travels, I strongly suspect you work for MI6.

Ali, it's ok. I'm used to rejection from beautiful women ;)

I'm glad to see you back Sarge. We have been praying for you.

Yo Sarge! Wassup? I tried calling you without luck. I assume you got a new number.
Message me the new one if you want. Merry Ho Ho!

Mmmm...Merry ho's...:rolleyes:

Merry Ho's??? lol. I can't afford the girls on seekingarrament now days.

A perfect job for Sarge.

Perfect opportunity for me. I even have my own coat of fur. I'm worried about the diet of bamboo, but for the rest of the perks I'm willing to give it a shot.

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That's over 30 lbs of bamboo. Daily.

:eek:

The average giant panda eats as much as 9 to 14 kg (20 to 30 lb) of bamboo shoots a day...

~Wiki

Damn, that's a lot.

They must shit a LOT

Sure, haven't you heard of shoots, shits, and leaves? :haha:

I got yer high fiber diet, RIGHT HERE.

Those bran muffins I eat taste like they have bamboo in them.