Eating Out

xoxoxoBruce • Jul 17, 2015 5:35 pm

How D.C. Servers Are Secretly Profiling Diners.
I would imagine this happens at most any place that takes reservations and maybe ones that don't.

Three middle-aged men in suits are drinking wine at the bar at Le Diplomate, and Michal Matejczuk suspects one of them carries one of those heavy metallic credit cards. “Whenever you get a heavy card, you always know that this person spends a lot,” he says.

Their tucked-in shirts are also a good indicator. “If you’re tucking your shirt in, you mean business right now,” he says. Also, “If you’re wearing long sleeves right now in the dead heat of summer, you’re going out and you’re spending a lot of money.”

Gravdigr • Jul 18, 2015 5:19 pm

I am disappoint in this thread.

I thought there would be--you know what? J-j-just nevermind...

footfootfoot • Jul 19, 2015 7:03 am

I was going to say when I worked at P.J. Clark's in 1978 we profiled customers all the time. Then I read the article and was surprised to read mention of my old haunt.

The BEST ever profile from one of the old bartenders:

"See that broad over there? She's a pro. She's loaded with pussy; she's got pussy she hasn't even used yet."

Sundae • Jul 19, 2015 7:41 am

footfootfoot;934032 wrote:
"See that broad over there? She's a pro. She's loaded with pussy; she's got pussy she hasn't even used yet."

:lol:
I suppose that's better than, "See that broad over there? No pussy. Used it all up years ago."

Gravdigr • Jul 19, 2015 4:02 pm

Reminds me:

I've got a girl who's pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air, it would turn into sunshine.

~Vera (Della Reese) in "Harlem Nights"