Clearly, you're in for some dad jokes.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent
Nice!
Bathrooms and dinosaurs. The perfect combination for kids' humor.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why can't you hear rabbits screw?
They have cotton balls.
My best Dad joke perpetrated to date:
this was only a few months ago.... in April or May.... The kids and I were ate Wegman's and Spencer picked up a vacuum pack of 5 ears of corn. All pre-husked and perfect. 5 ears for $4.99.
I said, "wow. That's expensive. But it IS Pirate Corn." and dummied up.
He said, 'Pirate Corn?'
"Yeah, it's a buck-an-ear"
He hi fived me
~credit to Perth.
What happens if you don't pay the exorcist?
They'll repossess the house.
When kids have a runny nose and the sniffles I tell them:
You know what they say, if your nose runs and your feet smell ... you're upside down!
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Doyouthineksaurus
A man on the street, dressed only in saran wrap, was brought to the psych ward. The doctor came in to see him, looked down, and said, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts
The invisible man married the invisible woman. the kids were nothing to look at either.
Assistant: Doctor the invisible man has come for his check up.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Did you hear about the marriage between a car antenna and satellite dish? The wedding was so so, but the reception was fantastic!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
HIPPA
HIPPA who?
I can't tell you.
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federal health plan rules - medical confidentiality
Yeah, but, I was wondering if that was what Wolf meant.
HIPPA vs. HIPAA
;)
What color is Sherlock Holmes' front door?
[COLOR="Navy"]
Yellow[/COLOR]
Why?
[COLOR="Navy"]It's a Lemon Entry, my dear Watson.[/COLOR]
Oww. I think you broke our funny.
No. She just won the thread.