Put on your own oxygen mask first

I need to do this but it's so hard when it means you have to let people down. I know that if the greedy self-centered fuckers hadn't been using up all the spare oxygen in the first place for their frivolous scented candles to make them feel good because they're stressed and life is soooo hard, then there might have been some left for us to breathe and no need for masks, but I still can't watch them and their kids suffocate :(

/obscure analogies

I feel ya. The one upside is that when other people see you putting on your own mask, it can occasionally make them think twice about their oxygen usage. Or sometimes not. But hey, we do the best we can anyway, right?

I am so hoping this is the case.

Sometimes when you give them plants to create more oxygen, all they do is roll the leaves and smoke 'em.

snigger. so true sigh