Who is Undertoad, really? We demand answers.

Flint • May 12, 2015 9:46 pm
Evidence has come to light that the so-called "Undertoad" is actually a psychopathic shut-in, who, with the aid of a veritable army of cleverly-designed chat-bots, has been manipulating a small number of actual, unsuspecting web patrons. To what end are you playing these innocent folks like so many cheap fiddles in a symphony the likes of which absolutely sickens me, sir? The only thing more damning than your continued silence on this subject is the tirade of filth-strewn lies and obfuscations I expect you will spew forth, if in fact you have the guts to say anything at all.
BigV • May 12, 2015 9:54 pm
Hi Flint!
Flint • May 12, 2015 9:59 pm
Oh, hi there, "BigV" :::eyes you suspiciously:::
I suspect you may be one of the real ones, considering we went out to the Tardis Room in Portland and you showed me your weird doohickey.
Undertoad • May 12, 2015 10:00 pm
My filters have determined that this thread should be added to my vanity searches.
Flint • May 12, 2015 10:01 pm
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Undertoad • May 12, 2015 10:25 pm
There is no way for me to know whether what you've said is true. There have been several posters here who have been delusional; we expect, through some mental illness. One schizophrenic poster came to believe that he'd co-written the lyrics to some of the popular music he listened to. I have no way to know whether I, too, am under some sort of similar delusion. The other posters here may well be me and I do not know it.
sexobon • May 12, 2015 10:31 pm
Je suis Undertoad.
xoxoxoBruce • May 12, 2015 11:05 pm
Piss-ants...
infinite monkey • May 12, 2015 11:28 pm
I heart flint and undertoad! So sue me! :)
Flint • May 13, 2015 1:09 am
Undertoad;928317 wrote:
There is no way for me to know whether what you've said is true. There have been several posters here who have been delusional; we expect, through some mental illness. One schizophrenic poster came to believe that he'd co-written the lyrics to some of the popular music he listened to. I have no way to know whether I, too, am under some sort of similar delusion. The other posters here may well be me and I do not know it.
Correct, grasshopper, for You Can't Prove You Exist.
footfootfoot • May 13, 2015 7:07 am
Piss ants? Sounds painful.
Griff • May 13, 2015 8:57 pm
Them the ants whats trained to go get kidney stones?