March 24th, 2015: Eat Mor Chikin

A renewed plea, Eat Mor Chikin, after hearing about...



A 3' tall, 338-pound, 540,00-calorie, monster burger, which includes 36 pounds of cheese, 30 pounds of bacon, 15 pounds of lettuce,
and 30 pounds of tomatoes.

In case you're inviting 699 people over to watch the game, you can buy one mail order from Mallie’s Sports Bar in Southgate, Michigan.
You’ll need $2,000 and a forklift, or pay shipping.

Take that, Mom's starving children in Africa.

that has to be grim. Imagine how overcooked the outside of the burger must be to get the inside cooked. :vomitblu:

....and less of the monster -I ain't touching that!

monster;924453 wrote:

that has to be grim. Imagine how overcooked the outside of the burger must be to get the inside cooked. :vomitblu:

You can slow-cook it in a warm oven for a few hours, then sear it with a blowtorch.

A 3' tall, 338-pound, 540,00-calorie, monster burger, which includes 36 pounds of cheese, 30 pounds of bacon, 15 pounds of lettuce, and 30 pounds of tomatoes

Must be two fuck-tons of pickles, then, cuz, there's more pickles than anything. I may be biased against pickles.


Heh, can you imagine the bitch-fit I would throw if I ordered that big sumbitch with no pickles, and it came out like this one?

:lol2:

The thirty pounds of bacon would forgive a lot, though.

:D

The pickles pinned to the outside keep it from drying out in shipping. :p:

Gravdigr;924520 wrote:

The thirty pounds of bacon would forgive a lot, though.

:D

oh good grief, Digr and I are in total agreement on something :eek:

Bacon brings everyone together.

And the ones it don't bring, well, we don't want them around anyway.