Cat
Jabba the Cat
Bring me Solo and a Cookie
She has been os special food since we got her. It does not slow her down, she gets into stuff on a regular basis. And she bullies Bootsy all the time.
Awwwww - that's a brilliant pic. She's about as comfy as a cat could be.
Airborne...
I'd like to swing that kitteh-flying fella under a helicopter by his balls. See if he thinks it's as much fun.
First of all, you assume it's a fella, when there's only a 50% chance.
Secondly, you assume kitty doesn't like it, when there's only a 50% chance. :p:
First of all, you assume it's a fella...
Man-thumbs.
OMG ... I have Bootsies brother...
Posthumously...
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From the Extensive Slick Archive™.
What a lovely fellow! x
Here are my two:
These are brilliant!
Sent by thought transference
This is Lola. She's about 9 and loves me dearly.

She's even nice enough to let me know when she's had enough petting. Could happen at any moment for no discernible reason other than she feels like it's time.
She hides her inner self quite well only revealing it when I catch her off guard.

I had to pee so bad my [strike]back teeth[/strike] retinas were floating!
Toy
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Diz had one of these. I gave it to the cat charity shop - unused.
I was his favourite toy.
Excepting the good shit catnip ones.
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Dear Vomiter (Caesar, I'm looking at you)
I feed you several times a day, it's not like you're in any real peril from malnutrition. You may choose to wolf your food so quickly that when you puke it up, the kibbles are intact, albeit warm and wet. It's bad enough when you leave these little ambushes on the floor in the narrow traffic paths in the bedroom and the hallway. But horking up the food I just gave you onto the white bedspread tempts me to reexamine your options as exclusive forage feeders. If you don't want to hunt for your living, you'll stop puking on the bed.
That is all.
Yours,
The guy with the opposable thumbs and the money for your food.
Sydney.
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She showed up on Independence Day a few years back, I wanted to call her Indy. Popdigr could never remember 'Indy', and kept calling her Sydney. It stuck.
Slick was (eventually) tolerant, but he was noticeably happier when she went to Uncledigr's.
Here's a project even clumsy folk could do, it would just take longer
Of course if you use the good silver you may be murdered.
It's pretty cool.
It reminds me of those easy steps for drawing something.
First draw a circle, then draw a line through the circle horizontally, then draw two eyes on that line, then finish the Mona Lisa.
Sunday before last, I was at Twil's place and noticed the cat lounging on a table on the patio. This was kind of unusual, since he's an indoor cat. I asked about him and learned that it was ok because he was wearing a harness to which a leash was attached and at the end of the leash was a bell so he could be found should he get away. Hm. Ok. Well, he spooked and bolted back into the house, hauling that leash and bell behind him.
You know those outdoor yard art pieces? The ones made from recycled oil drums and other sheet metal and rebar, etc? Big roosters, goats, pigs, fanciful birds, etc? I got a couple for Twil for her birthday, a goat and a rooster. She liked them, yay. Well, as the cat was streaking through the house, the bell hooked around the leg of the sheet metal goat. Jasper, the cat, is a young, healthy, strong tom and he started dragging this goat behind him. I'm sure he was terrified, it sounded like the hammers of hell, SLAM! BAM! CRASH!!! As he tore through the house, chased by this goat, the goat collected the blanket hanging off the back of the couch. Jasper next tried to escape up the stairs, got about halfway up and fell off. The cartoon sheet/blanket covered ghost goat was right behind him. We caught up with him about the time he was stuck in the doorway.
I felt terrible and reached down to rescue him, and that was my (near) fatal mistake. I took hold of his harness and he took hold of my hand.
[COLOR="Red"]MOTHERFUCKER.[/COLOR]
He bit me twice, one minor one and one crunchy, full leverage, I'm gonna die, but die fighting one. The two larger wounds are here, one was a tear about 3/8" long and the other was just a round puncture about 1/4", who knows how deep, how long are his canines anyhow?
I ran the tap on the wounds and then scrubbed them with qtips soaked in alcohol, but the round one wouldn't let me fit the qtip into it. The different rates of healing show how much cleaner I got one than the other.
The tear. You can see my little fat cells. This one I feel is the most serious, as I still have a patch on the top of my thumb that is numb.
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The puncture. I squeezed and squeezed and I cleaned it the best I could, but access to this one was much more restricted compared to the tear.
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The next morning. My hand is swollen and inflamed and painful.
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The next afternoon. I had bandaged it up and then wore work gloves when I mowed the lawn (and fucked up and subsequently fixed the mower, chronicled elsewhere). You can see the outline of the bandage. Interestingly, I had a bruise the next day that followed the outline of the bandage.
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I still had to work, but my strength was reduced, I had a hard time gripping with my right hand. The swelling was pretty bad, my knuckles were slight dimples on my right hand. Here they are side by side.
05 May 2015
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Still some swelling. I've been cleaning them pretty vigorously every day, I want them to heal from the bottom up. If they scab over on the top, I'm afraid any infection will lead to an abscess. There was some pus on the round wound, no real evidence of any on the tear. The two small ones, minor scratches (from his teeth, of course) also have some infection, but it's very shallow. You can see the outlines of the bandages I use to keep them clean while at work. Outside of work I take the bandages off. I want them to get more air.
07 May 2015
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Here we are nine days later. The swelling and inflammation are both reduced, the pain is practically all gone except directly on the wounds. I've returned to normal work duty.
I didn't go to the doctor, though I read later that cat bites are notoriously dangerous and should be seen by a doctor. I felt there was nothing the doctor could do that I hadn't done already, clean it, close it, watch it, treat for pain. Of course, the doctor can prescribe antibiotics, and they might have helped more than the dab of Neosporin I used the first day, but it turned out not to be needed.
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I will eventually heal, but I'll always have the memory of the goat from hell chasing that damn cat all over the house! A fair trade. :thepain: :evil3:
I'm glad it worked out and healed without antibiotics.
Geez, I'm sorry about your finger...
and thumb
and palm
and hand
and wrist
and arm
and shoulder
and lawnmower
Next time, for Gawd's sake, just have some nice lass kiss it,
so you can avoid going through all that pain and rehab.
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Andre The Shop Cat"Shop cougar" was the first thing that popped in my mind.
Then I thought:
No, that wouldn't be right. Real cougars are tan.
That's a lotta putty kat.
She's not old enough to be a cougar.
Sea cat!
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He's looking for sea mice.
Thank you cat, for helping rid the world of stupid people.
Chetham’s Library, UK’s oldest public library, was built in 1421 as a college (it was a library from 1653).
One of the original doors from that school, seen here, holds a round (and charming) secret: a cat flap!
Bruce that library picture is teh gorge. Manchester isn't all that far from me, if'n I have my travelling shoes on (I change there if I get the train from Leeds to Oxford) so maybe I'll make a pilgrimage one day. Cats n books n architecture. Put some cheese in the mix and you have all my favourite things!
That Cat Becomes Monster drawing looks like an illustration from A Streetcar Named Desire. Or am I just thinking of Ned Flanders' portrayal of Stanley...?
How does that saying go???
"Better a live lion than a dead... ".. wait. that's not it. He's doin' it all wrong!
CBS
Everyone loves cuddling with kittens. But there can be a little-known danger lurking behind that furry little face and that innocent-sounding meow: a parasite called Toxoplasma gondii (T. gondii).
T. gondii is the most common parasite in developed nations, according to Schizophrenia Bulletin. The cat-carried parasite can infect any warm-blooded species, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates more than 60 million people in the U.S. may have it.
Most people never suffer any symptoms at all. But in those with weaker immune systems, infection with T. gondii can cause an illness called toxoplasmosis, which can result in miscarriages, fetal development disorders, weeks of flu-like illness, blindness and even death. It has also been associated with mental disorders including schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. Now two more studies explore the mental health issues in greater detail.
Why we can't have anything nice.

Pizza delivery guy could own me any time if'n I got free pizza.
[COLOR="White"]I'm joking btw, because when I lived in London I had to stop ordering from the local place when a delivery guy had the hots for me and tried to buy my devotion with free side orders)[/COLOR]
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Kitty got scared.
A question is, did the pilot tell his passenger ?
His first expressionw were great, and I thought I could read his mind as he figured out what he was going to do:
... reach for the cat and risk dropping it overboard
... tell the passenger and risk an emotional outburst
... wait and let destiny take it's course
"
There's someone on the wing! Some...THING!"
or
"There is a colonial woman on the wing. There is something they’re not telling us. She was out there churning butter. She was churning butter!"
sigh, starts at 15 seconds. (How do we get vids to start at a certain point, again?)
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(How do we get vids to start at a certain point, again?)
For a YouTube
link, just add #t=starting time, in seconds. Such as wwwyoutubelinkcom#t=125 to start the linked vid at 2 minutes 5 seconds in.
I've become unaware of how to do this in an
embedded vid.
The link to your vid (starting at :15) looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABmTxZl4NK4#t=15Yeah, cat.

For a YouTube link, just add #t=starting time, in seconds. Such as wwwyoutubelinkcom#t=125 to start the linked vid at 2 minutes 5 seconds in.
[SIZE="4"]I've become unaware of how to do this in an embedded vid.[/SIZE]
The link to your vid (starting at :15) looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABmTxZl4NK4#t=15
Try this:
[ youtube ] youtubecode
&start=x seconds [ /youtube ]
with no spaces, duh. it produces this:
[youtube]ABmTxZl4NK4&start=15[/youtube]
eta: curious, why does the equals sign not appear to be bolded?
Thanks guys.
I tagged this thread so I could find those instructions again if I need to. Couldn't find where the other ones were.
eta: curious, why does the equals sign not appear to be bolded?
=
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Hmm...That's weird. Kinda.
Instead of bolder, it just gets...taller.
ETA: Also, in BigV's YouTube string, [ youtube ] youtubecode &start=x seconds [ /youtube ], leave out the word "seconds".
Thanks, V.
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Here's a list of YouTube url tricks.
NAG found out how to make rice kitties.
What your cat does before they come over to kiss you...
We referred to that action as "playing the cello".
hm
my two cats are strictly indoor cats, all the time. They've been outside, by accident, only a couple times in their lives. their lifetime kill count is zero between them.
Until they carry out their plans they've been plotting for you. Bwahahahahahahaha
This Is The One Thing That People Never Understand About Cats.
Cats aren't exactly the new fad in pets, they are part of the urban ecosystem.
No they're not new, but ever since those damn Egyptians elevated them to worship worthy, they've been impossible. I'd bet most cats living in urban environments never go outside to affect the ecosystem. In the burbs they do, and rural areas where there's a big feral population, most definitely.
But at least they don't fly over and poop on me. :haha:
See what I mean... :lol2:
Meh. Dizcat wanted and needed to be with me from about a month after we met.
(trying to squeeze out Dylan, who took to me immediately).
I imagine his thought process as:
The warmth of another cat? I'll get back to you on that.
Storage heater? Maybe later.
Snuggling under duvet with the Food Lady? Yeah, okay.
It's too GD hot to do this? NO. It's never too hot to press my furry body up against the pinky hairless thing that cares for me.
It's not "romantic" love. but catskins are great bed companions,
And they don't say anything if you fart...
Trash cat
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...and very clean.
ew.
How did it get clean?
HOW DID IT GET CLEAN? :eek:
OMG.
Don't make me think about Diz because it makes me cry.
But it makes me laugh too.
Rubber bands in litter tray? Oh yeah.
I think about that every time I see someone French kissing their dog.
Ehrmahgerd!! I'z dyin from teh kewt!
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No wonder he's top heavy. He's all head!
I feel his pain. I have been too tired to get up and go lay down. Poor fella. Super cute.
It's a werewolf!! Wait, it's a cat!
WEREWOLF CAT!!!!!!
Actually, it's a
Lykoi cat.
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C'mon, now, if you're a mouse, and you see this
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seeing you, wouldn't you just shit yourself and die?
They're a teensy bit creepy. I want one.
Werepussy! I married one of them once. Once! :haha:
Life with kitty.
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That cat did that shit on purpose.
Black-hearted bastard!!!
I loved how dude just refused, for a minute, to acknowledge that that shit just happened.
That shit just happened.
Oh thank sweet FSM.
I thought the video was actually going to be a cat taking a shit.
(Note, I watched it anyway, because it's not like I haven't seen it before)
Instead it made me bray insanely with laughter.
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"You might have my tail, but, I got your nose!!!"
Sometimes it's the dog that needs a little love...
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Kitteh is so happy since the humans converted the dog into a mobile cat shelter.
Sounds like a foolproof plan.
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You may have of crazy cat ladies, here's an odd cat lady. Over the years she had many cats, and saved every whisker she found around the house. :unsure:
Nice kits, lady.
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Cat grade: FAIL
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Pallus' Cat -
a cat with round pupils...
...and more than a little curiosity:
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:lol2:
Orvillecopter. It's a tribute to cat Orville, who was named after the famous aviator Orville Wright. When the cat was killed by a car, visual artist Bart Jansen transformed him into the Orvillecopter as a tribute to a lost life: Now he is finally flying with the birds. The greatest goal a cat could ever reach!
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It is a wonderful tribute to his loving pet, but it kinda creeps me out. I only made it 57 seconds into the video. Did I miss anything?
I don't think you did, fargon.
If it was a plastic replica, rather than his taxidermied cat, it would still be creepy unless it looked immediately like a cartoon cat.
Hmm, maybe not even then.
Orvillecopter...
Yeah, nooo. Noooo.
I had not seen this before.
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Oh, that was hilarious!!!!!
I got tears in my eyeses!!!
:lol2:
that was funny? what was funny about it?
If you didn't find it funny, what makes you think one of us explaining what you plainly saw with your own eyes (if you watched the vid) will make it humorous for you.
It's a twitchy cat.
If you didn't find it funny, you just didn't find it funny. No mystery.
Who knew, twitchy cat is what it takes to make me laugh hard.
I'm usually too literal.
If it wouldn't be funny when it's happening in front of me, it's not funny (except puns and wordplay, which is why I adore radio comedy.)
But sometimes that works in my favour.
If that had been Diz I would have laughed so hard I passed out.
I refer you back to my opening sentence, twitchy cat makes me laugh.
h, cat people all right... until you need that empty box you were saving.
OK Jim - I'll try. Watch the orange cats tail twitch ... I watched it again and laughed again.
Huh. Yeah. Not that funny. Kind of annoying actually.
Half centaur...Must be the ass-half.
As if they aren't bad enough sober.:rolleyes:
My cat, Rascal. Chillin' out to
John Legend.
Zathris age reference noted*: owns a Red Skelton videotape
*don't take offense, we played this game with sexobon for a year
Goddamn, you're observant!
Kitty's not scared. Kitty knows that's the can opener behind the mask.
Rascal is adorable! Lookit them multi-coloured paw-pads!!
(Bruce, I am worried that Kitty is in fact drugged or dead - the subdued demenour, the glassy eyes...)
Nah, just a big fat lap cat, happy to be handled by the can opener, as long as it's warm and cozy. You're used to half feral cats that rule the roost with vocal demands and pointy protrusions.
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Puddy tats...
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This is an excellent thread :)
I love kitty cats like crazy!!
Danke for all the pics :):)
That was Kreepy.
That was GRIM!
I will sue Bruce for my future nightmares.
I AM future nightmares. Bwahahahahaha...
This thread needs more of this ..... owl & kitty friends
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That's so cute, kitty covering him self with his kill to keep warm, like it's a Tauntaun. :biggrinlo
This thread needs more of this ..... owl & kitty friends
They dined on mince and slices of quince.
In a beautiful pea-green boat!
Cats...
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OK, I'm sorry I offended you sick fucking catoholics.
This will make it up to you.I miss walking through my house and finding Slick crashed out in some fantastic contortion or another.
I miss my kitteh.
:mecry:
The neighbors cat got run over last night. She was killed instantly, and was buried in the yard.
I tawt I taw a putty tat![COLOR="White"]..........[/COLOR] I did, I did, I did taw a putty tat.
That last one looks like Chloe.
I miss walking through my house and finding Slick crashed out in some fantastic contortion or another.
I miss my kitteh. :mecry:
I woke up the other morning because Diz had just jumped onto the bed.
I wanted to go back to sleep and pretend for a while.
The neighbors cat got run over last night. She was killed instantly, and was buried in the yard.
Horrid, horrid, horrid. I have no idea who they are or what they're like but I feel for them.
I've yet to bury/ scatter Diz's ashes.
Most likely place will be on Arran. I left him alive a couple of times when I visited, thought about him, talked about him (to the Limeys, and a check-up call to Mum) and loved the Limeys' cats on his behalf. And I'm happy on Arran, even though he was never there.
He doesn't belong in my parents' garden - I still feel the wrench of not living with them too much.
http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/extinct-cave-lions-almost-perfectly-preserved-discovered-in-siberia/
I hope the can extract some DNA. See how their successors successed.
I miss walking through my house and finding Slick crashed out in some fantastic contortion or another.
I miss my kitteh.
:mecry:
Damnit man, get a cat, better yet a kitten. I don't want to hear that bullshit about I couldn't replace Slick, or it would remind me of Slick, or blah blah blah. Slick will always be with you, in your heart forever, not gonna change that. Do you think parents of three kids only love the first one? Sure, another kitty will remind you of Slick when they do something similar, or do something in a different way. But you'll smile and remember slick with a warm and fuzzy feeling. Do it, godamnit, I'll just have to put up with a million pictures of your new love.

...
I've yet to bury/ scatter Diz's ashes.
Most likely place will be on Arran. I left him alive a couple of times when I visited, thought about him, talked about him (to the Limeys, and a check-up call to Mum) and loved the Limeys' cats on his behalf. And I'm happy on Arran, even though he was never there.
He doesn't belong in my parents' garden - I still feel the wrench of not living with them too much.
He'd be most welcome. He could be in our garden with Maurice (and Maisie, and Merlin). Or he could be your Permanent Representative at the Standing Stones on Machrie moor. Or wherever you choose. xxx
Sent by thought transference
Not even close to being ready for another kitteh.
Horseshit, you'll never be ready, you'll just keep wallowing in whatever your justification is until you just fuckin' do it. I've seen this so many times with dogs and birds, and even a snake, as well as cats. Then invariably I hear, I don't know why I waited, I wish I'd done it sooner, wanna see pictures of my new _____? :p:
Not to mention with boyfriends/girlfriends. Nothing wrong with a rebound (cat) turning out to be true (feline) love...
Horseshit, you'll never be ready, you'll just keep wallowing in whatever your justification is until you just fuckin' do it. I've seen this so many times with dogs and birds, and even a snake, as well as cats. Then invariably I hear, I don't know why I waited, I wish I'd done it sooner, wanna see pictures of my new _____? :p:
This.
When Mum lost Dante, she was adamant that this time she wasn't getting another dog. She wasn't going through that heartbreak again. She just wasn't herself though. She had no intention of getting a dog on that visit to the Dog's Trust - the girls had pretty much dragged her there. She ended up with Nelle. She's much happier now.
This is one twisted kitty. I mean, look at the toeses!?
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Sigh, I guess you'll just have to shave your head and join a monastery. Maybe you can worm your way into one that makes brandy, or at least wine. :blush:
Unless there's a monkery somewheres that makes Crown Royal, and/or Wild Turkey, I guess I'll have to go Trappist, they make beer. I don't particularly care for wine and/or brandy.
Find the kitteh:
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More, but fairly small, picsI see the cat in the pantry, but definitely not the junk yard.
Found junkyard cat, s/he is not a hoax and can be found
I see the cat in the pantry, but definitely not the junk yard.
Spoiler Alert.......
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After this he hid in the junkyard.
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Boy, I sure hope this meets The Academy of Cat Picture Arts and Sciences' definition of a cat picture.
Hmm... is it a dog? Nope. Is it a Gorilla? Nope. Is it a cat? Yes.
Yes it does, congratulation, have a beer on you. :beer:
Don't get get spendy with m'money, man...
...but, ok.
And, also: Only one congratulation?:eyebrow:
Most people offer more than one. Cheapskate.
Shut up and pay the bartender.

The Academy of Cat Picture Arts and Sciences
Pronounced: meow meow meow
Why bother, cat don't care what you're sayin'. As long as it can hear the can opener. :haha:
It was nice of them to provide wheels for the back end, though.
I think his name is Buffalo Bill:
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probably got the collar from pulling over the Christmas tree. :haha:
Heeeere kitty, kitty, kitGAAAH!!!
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...
...You ain't doing it right unless you get all over ya.;)
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It's nice to know that, if I become a zombie, I'll still want to eat pussy.
Hehehe. Grav, getting to the nub of the issue
Kiss me, you fool!
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Two-fer:
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That tigger looks well-fed, even in death.
~430 ppl!?!
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...and zero fucks were given.
Dis gotta be 'shopped. Forced perspective. Something. Dayum...
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You got something against girls with big pussies? :haha:
I'd get sumpin' against them if'n they give me half a chance...:D
What that picture doesn't show is that she is a tiny pixie. So - small girl, normal sized pussy
The facial structure of the cat is more like the "big cat" variety, though. I'm guessing it's half bobcat or something.
Sweden frowns on cat ladies.
Two Swedish women have been banned from owning animals after authorities found they had treated their cats as makeshift babies with one of them even 'breastfeeding' her pet.
Several anonymous reports prompted animal protection officers from Halland county council to visit the women's homes in the south-western Swedish region this autumn. It emerged that the pair had pushed their two cats around in pushchairs. They had spoon-fed the cats while keeping them strapped to highchairs, and had also let the animals suck on pacifiers.
One woman also confessed she regularly let her cat suckle on her breast.
Authorities ruled that the pets had been mishandled and had been prevented from exercising natural animal behaviour, wrote Swedish public broadcaster SVT on Thursday. It was further stated that the women were no longer allowed to own pets. The two cats were taken care of by animal protection officers following a visit to the women's homes.
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I love the expression on the man's face.
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From
The Most Incredible Nature Photos of the Year.
Note to self: close the window when on safari
Hackles up, claws out, smell of human poop. :eek:
Hackles up, [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]claws out[/COLOR], smell of human poop. :eek:
Cheetahs are notable for adaptations in the paws as they are one of the few felids with only semi-retractable claws.
~
Wikipedia
:)
See, I told you they were out.

Guessing they're a cat person...
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Vicky appears to be single and a cat lady.
Pepper, Sassy, Abby, and I can't tell the name of the last one appear to be dogs.
Pepper, Sassy, Abby, are just a pathetic attempt to save her soul. :headshake
Part 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
I showed the first one to SonofV and asked what he saw. He said, a cat dipping it's paw in water and someone about to make a gross mistake.
LOL.
^ largest gif linked yet; please let me know if this take too long to load up in your browsers
I have AT&T's slowest/cheapest dsl.
That .gif took f.o.r.e.v.e.r to load. In excess of three minutes.
I expect with 'normal' dsl, it would probably be bearable.
I didn't look to see how big the .gif actually was, since I know the slowness is my connection, and thus, my problem.
It was cool, though.
...and not a single dogfuck was given.
It was over 54 MB and took a few moments to load in my browser. I dunno, maybe 10 seconds?
bout the same here, loved it.
my connection, and thus, my problem
Naw, you may see it that way but I sure don't. We're at the tail end of having to worry about how fast things are for people, but we're still there. The thing is, tunnel kitty is 55MB in size. Massive. That would be large enough to fit about an hour of audio.
Both of the cat-dipping-its-paws-in-the-glass .gifs were on the same page, too, so, that may have contributed to my slow uptake, or, downtake.
The thing is, tunnel kitty is 55MB in size. Massive. That would be large enough to fit about an hour of audio.
I know what I'd rather have!
I gave up... fuck Frontier.
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Fuckin junkies, man.....
What will really happen...
Sneaky little bastards...
So...secret cameras...Borneo...BAM!!...
Marbled cats:
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Cat delivered alive and well after spending eight days in a box in the post
A pet cat called Cupcake spent over a week in the post, after apparently falling asleep in a box. Owner Julie Baggott did not spot the animal when she packed up a box of DVDs and sent it off to a customer. Eight days later, the female cat arrived in Worthing, West Sussex, after somehow surviving the 260-mile journey from Falmouth in Cornwall.
WTF, 8 days to go 260 miles? Even if it was mailed Friday night, sat in the post office over two weekends, and had to go from point A to point A+ before going to Point B, that's pretty slow. :eyebrow:
About par for Amazon customers who didn't pay for Prime.
Owner Julie Baggott did not spot the animal when she packed up a box of DVDs and sent it off to a customer.
Bull. Shit.
WTF, 8 days to go 260 miles? Even if it was mailed Friday night, sat in the post office over two weekends, and had to go from point A to point A+ before going to Point B, that's pretty slow. :eyebrow:
I wonder if it was sent by a courier, rather than Royal Mail.
A substantial number of small traders use Hermes a cheap, but incredibly slow, parcels firm.
The 'post' tends to be used as a generic term these days.
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Somebody already posted that.
Not in this thread, and maybe they posted it in wide format where I never saw it.
No harm, it's worth watching more than once.
Meanwhile is Olde Blighty...
Pfft, what kinda name is 'Joey' for a cat?!
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Cat pillows, they also have a couple token dogs.
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Cat racing is so boring...
Kitteh soundboard
Two of them sound like my boy Slick.
Bootsy and Chloe didn't like it at all.
I larfed.
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I want to ride the tiger
I want to ride the tiger
It will be black and white in the dead of night
Eyes flashing in the clear moonlight
I want to ride the tiger.
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OK, I cheetahed. :blush:
Must be warm out:
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The cat eats and eats and eats but never seems to be satisfied. :confused:
Neat picture, I can see thru the cat.
This is Pinky. He's available to a loving home.
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Meow imagine that that kitteh weighs 600 lbs.
:3_eyes:
Please let me in! Have you seen the size of this dog?!
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Rio de Janeiro
A biker with his 12-year-old cat Chiquinho, which always rides with him on his motorbike, on June 19.
...and then God created the cat:
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Feel yourself drift into a rainbow-coated state of bliss as a wide-eyed kitten, nestled in a scrumptious doughnut emoji, transforms your screen into ever-evolving work of modern art.
Doughnut KittenGoddamn you, Gravdigr! I hate you so much right now.
That bit is where I decided enough is enough I have to go to bed. I am not sitting here for another half hour hoping for that one last little snippet of pink to be rainbowed over.
Owww my eyes. Owww.
The local badass stray cat has become friendly.
Came to Amanda Sunday night when she called. Drank some water she held up in a small bowl. He stole her chair while she was inside getting it.
Today, he trotted right up my steps, rubbed his cheek on my knuckles, and plunked down in the shade behind my chair. Like we was old pals. No interest in the water I got him. Just relaxing, scratching fleas.
He startled me again last night. I had my head down, watching a youtube of a guy fixing a fuel pump, and he jumped up into the chair across the table from me. We call him Bruiser. His left ear is messed up. Might have come they way, or the result of an old fight, but it is kind of inside out.
Nice. Just make sure to remember him when the weather gets really cold.
You've named [strike]him[/strike] her. [strike]He's[/strike] She's your responsibility now.
Good on ya.
Here's my dude Tripod er... Clyde.
it's one of those forced perspective images.
I think she was plotting her revenge against me.
Maybe. It looks like some kind of cat... Perhaps she's planning to sneak into your ear. :p:
That kitteh is plotting something!
Oh my word. Swooning.
Man & kitteh... LOVE!
Keys is a weird fucking cat.
Example:
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Tango and her daddy
Am I hallucinating, or is ye olde Sicomor----
smiling???
:jig:
Cats is fucked up.
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"This isn't what it looks like...."
"Enjoy this mouse..."
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Now you can have all the cats you want with no litter box, hair, or cuts. :lol:
Now I know where to go when I want make Kung Pao Cat.
Fun with cats...
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Do you find cats interesting? Do you have access to Netflix?
Then you need to watch "The Lion In Your Living Room" (on Netflix, atm).
Very interesting documentary. Learned several things, when I was certain I probably wouldn't learn anything.
Teasers:
1. All cats (when I say 'cats', I mean housecat-type cats, not lions, tigers, jaguars, etc.) come from a single type of wild cat found in what is now Jerusalem.
2. We can thank the Vikings for orange tabby cats.
Here's a teaser vid, but it doesn't accurately reflect the tone of the show:
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That looks great Grav, thanks for the recommendation.
Kitties don't give a shit:
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Julian Assange's kitteh at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London:
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Better bigger.;)
Wouldn't it be just awesome if it's fur did that all the time? By itself? I would want so bad.
I, for one, welcome our new, indifferent overlord:
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I, for one, welcome our new, indifferent hoverlord:
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FTFY
Hoverlord vs Starlord. I'd watch that.
Yay, gravdigr finally found a little pussy.
tarheel
Cat Christmas... :lol:
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That really made my day Bruce. Made me laugh and I'm not even high......yet.
tarheel
My boy Slick loved those things. The Temptations treats.
This is Bob. He is a one eyed Burmese. Found him under a car 9 years ago.

He always picks the best places to sleep.
tarheel
My Bombay Boy liked to sleep in weird places at times:
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Yes, Slick had been asleep on a open tackle box.
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Intoxicated but the mysterious smells from that box. :thumb:
Turbo and Me
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That's a fine looking Pussy, Trump would grab that. ;)
you both look good, even if one of you looks puzzled.
V, if you are talking about Turbo, he is just sooooooooo relaxed. I was amazed that he was so willing to look at my phone, but then I remembered....A while back, I started watching videos for cats on my 10in tablet with him. He loves it. Especially doing it together.
Turbo is awesome.[/missingmyblackkitteh]
Turbo is awesome.[/missingmyblackkitteh]
Yeah, black cats are...:thumb:
Now that I'm down to only one furry child of my own and I'm not part of my two adopted ones (they're hers), I'm SERIOUSLY thinking of adopting a new friend for my lone buddy. Wondering if he'd like a little girl or boy. I'm thinking of a 5 yr old to adopt.
Catfight in 3...2...:
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Ooh, look, it's a mudleopard:
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"Lookit m'bawls!!! Lookit m'hairless bawls!!!"
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Be afraid, be very afraid...
If your cat doesn't dig catnip you have
three other choices.
In some ways, this study adds even more confusion, because it’s not just nip that turns cats on. Sebastian Bol, molecular biologist and owner of the Cowboy Cat Ranch in Texas pardner’d up with several southern California cat clinics to test three additional plants—silver vine, Tatarian honeysuckle, and valerian root. With 100 different cats, he rubbed the plant matter on a sock or a square of carpet, and set the material in the cats’ line of sight. Then he waited. If the cat approached and backed away, he considered that a denial. “Animals tend to move towards things they like, and back away from things they consider threats,” says Buffington. After each success or denial, he’d wait about five minutes for the cat to relax, then try again with another plant type. The response rate was striking: Almost 80 percent of the cats responded to the silver vine (a higher response rate than even nip, which got less than 70 percent of the cats high), and roughly 40 percent each for valerian root and honeysuckle.
But either way if your cats could print stickers...
Simon's Pussy
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Saturday night after I left, one of her cats was all over her, persistently in her face. She checked her blood sugar and it was 24! Below 70 there is a danger of falling asleep and slipping into a coma.
Who's a good cat? You, you're a good cat. Yes you are, a very good cat! :D
Stuff like that blows my mind.
Goaliecat:
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This is how cats walk when we're not looking:
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I DID! And he really watched it. But I don't he got any ideas, tho.
didn't ring any bells for him?
I bought some Silvervine from Amazon and gave it to my friends two cats to... uh, last night. They investigated it immediately because hey, they're cats.
I bought some of the sticks with thin bark on them, about 4 inches long and less than 1/4 inch in diameter. The sticks they have to bite a couple times to get a taste, then they get into it and start rolling around with it and acting goofy.
I also bought the powder, which I presume is just ground vine, and it comes with a little fluff toy to sprinkle it on. We did the new toy and one of their old well chewed toys. They took to both of them right away and got goofier.
I done good.:thumb:
Followed your lead and ordered some as well.
Was liked enough to distract them from the box for a bit.
The friends cats I bought them for seemed to like them pretty well. :thumb2:
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Well, that sucked.
[size=1]See what I did there?[/size]:D
Bootsy was totally unimpressed, I on the other hand was quite entertained.
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Vid description says mouse. That's an awfully big mouse. Small rat, maybe.
Kittens...
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[emoji1] that is so funny and you are so lucky to find a screwball cat. Just like his can opener.
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The above is for Gravdigr. I forgot to quote. Upside down cat. How did he get up there?
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Notice the really whacky kittens are blonds. :bolt:
[emoji1] that is so funny and you are so lucky to find a screwball cat. Just like his can opener.
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Dat's a internet kitteh, not mines.
I almost brought a kitteh home the other night, though.
Bartender's neighbor's sow cat had kittens, but, the can opener's kid (5-ish) wasn't about to let go of
any of them.
The one I had picked out was a gray bar tabby (I call 'em jail cats, because of the gray bars:)) w/half a tail. Was gonna call him Bob. Maybe Stumpy.:lol2:
The one I had picked out was a gray bar tabby
But did he pick you?
They get angry, we're lucky they haven't figured out how to build suicide vests.
But did he pick you?
I was just meat. The kitteh was like a very aggressive pincushion.
My last kitten died and I couldn't continue my thread. I was going to show him growing up, but it just tore me up. Here I am the tough or maybe not so tough biker guy. Anyways life moves on and here is my cat Monkey. She is always in a tree or on the roof. This is her typical position in the house.
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Gravity? We don't have gravity. We don't need no stinking gravity.
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Great. Freaked-out-cat urine, temporarily weightless. Gross.
Little kitteh might want to reassess his place in the food chain:
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There is nothing to be gained!
:lol2:
House cat: I am God's perfect killing machine.
Lion: Of course you are.
Nice kitty, calm kitty, please. :eek:
I Wish I could stretch like that.
1. Do not expose the mogwai to bright lights or sunlight which will kill it.
2. Do not let it get wet.
3. Never, ever feed it after midnight.
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Poor Kitteh's have no fur and are cold.
Poor Kitteh's have no fur and are cold.
and their radiators are fully deployed
Shh!
[size=1]They can hear your thoughts.[/size]
I'm going to be reincarnated as a cat if I have a choice.

Last evening on Family Feud the question was something like 'Name an animal described as busy.'
This one dumbass answered 'Tiger, Steve.' Yeah, busy as a tiger.
When Steve (Harvey) came around to the same guy a second time on the same question, he answered 'I'm going with cat, Steve.'
Cat. Literally the laziest animal on the planet. Sleeps eighteen hours a day. Yep, the busy cat.
What an ijit.
Yeah but to be fair, while cats are sleeping they are dreaming up new ways to disembowel you in a more painful manner. That's busy. :p:
Adoptable Cat Descriptions
Sample:
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"And not the first fuck was given among the bunch of 'em."
Lalah the climbing kitty:
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Apparently, an A-10 Warthog does a fly-by and lets loose w/the cannon at the 49 second mark...Audible in the background.
They look thrilled ... NOT!
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Our latest catquisition. He's a five year old Egyptian Mau. We named him Mau (not very inventive, right?). In this photo taken by Tree Fae, I am pretty sure he wanted Leonardo DiCaprio to draw him like one of his French girls.
Sleeping in the bird bath. Mine find a way to the roof or on top of the carport.
That is one handsome feline.
Id have called him Ramses. Or Ozymandias, Cat of Cats.
Sleeping in the bird bath. Mine find a way to the roof or on top of the carport.
We have a roof cat as well. I've had others.
That is one handsome feline.
Id have called him Ramses. Or Ozymandias, Cat of Cats.
I did mention that we lacked originality. :3eye:
He is a damn good looking cat, though. Sadly, he knows it, and can be an arrogant catfuck at times.
We have a roof cat as well. I've had others.
Interesting sound to guests when staying overnight. The guests hear the girls run back and forth and think the house is haunted.
Sadly, he knows it, and can be an arrogant catfuck at times.
So he can be a cat. Gotcha
...and can be an arrogant catfuck at times.
So he can be a cat. Gotcha
Only part time, apparently.:blush:
In the birdbath, above, he's being a magnificent bastard.
He is a magnificent bastard.
And for the record in my head that was pronounced a la Gene Hunt:
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Don't meddle... :headshake
Dude...Dude, look. Look, dude. Dude!
I'm a carrot!
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Sorry for the size, we are trying to learn how to make the pictures fit the cellar.
Those are my Beanie Babys.
OK, so they're not allowed to play with them... when you're home.:rolleyes:
My cats are too cool, for Beanie Babys.
Unless the figure out they aren't allowed.;)
Litterbox
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Cat's are for everybody. He can Fuck off and Die.
My 17-year old cat keeps aggressively wanting to escape outside the house and wander around. We live out in the country. I think he's looking for a place to lay down and die. He's very old, doesn't have much muscle mass left.
A few days ago he got out and we couldn't find him. I thought he escaped into the woods and we'd never see him again. I told my kids.. sometimes very old animals want to find a quiet place to lay down and go to sleep. And sometimes they want to go to sleep in a quiet place, and have it be the last time they go to sleep.. and not wake back up. "Do you understand?" I asked. They did.
Eventually he came back inside. We fed him some chicken.
I cried.. a lot.
I cried because he's the oldest friend I have around. I've known him longer than my wife, my kids, longer than every single person I know who lives here in my new home state of Oregon.
I cried because, after my wife left me and I was living alone, miserable, in a high rise apartment in Portland, working a remote IT job and having no human contact, he was the only one who was there with me through it all. He would lay in bed with me when I was depressed.
My bond with him is deeper and more enduring than I can even put into words.
I've been preparing for this for about a year now.
We got a hamster, a couple of rabbits, even another cat. That's to soften the blow for the kids. But it doesn't do anything for me. When he dies I will be losing a friend that has been with me through two marriages, three states, my entire career, the birth of my children. He's been a constant in my life since I was in my twenties.
ƒuckin' stupid idiot cat
I'm so sad for you, Flint. *hug*
I lost a 17-year-old kitty a few years ago. I still think about her every day. One of the kitties she left behind mourns for her all the time - wandering around the house crying/looking for her. (She has another playmate, but he doesn't seem to miss the old lady the way Zoey does.)
Now that the remaining two are getting on in years, I worry that they'll be gone soon, too. Had a scare last month when my crazy boy kitty (Spike) suddenly started losing weight. Turns out he has asthma and allergies. Which cost me about $500 all told.
ƒuckin' stupid idiot cat :rolleyes:
This is Monkey. Seven years old now and sweet as ever.

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Look Dear, pussy cats on the porch...
I saw that pic the other day, and thought that she and the kittens all looked [strike]a little[/strike] awfully thin. Wiki says they typically birth 1 - 4 kittens. She's running herself ragged feeding and keeping up with all them bebbies.
What to let them mooch...
After they're fed, a little get away is in order, or maybe some exercise.
No cat is safe to approach...
I suspect those cats are thrown at the camera by somebody off screen. Why else would a cat be contorting that much for no apparent reason?
Because they're Ninjas. :lol:
Damn if that don't look like a dog nose!
He's a mechatnic, see.
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Sure everything was fine, then a cat throws a wench in the works. :rolleyes:
That's just what a *dog* person would say.
Cats like fresh running water.

Cats on a Siberian farm. Imagine the hairballs. :eek:
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Here I've had a Siberian farm cat all this time. I thought she was a redneck cat.

I have an 11-year-old mutt tabby named Spike. This is his reality on a daily basis:
At the moment, he's zooming around the house like his ass is on fire and his hair is catching. I cannot emphasize enough the never-ending entertainment value of Spike's cat-tastic spasticity. It is a gift from the kitteh godz.
:yesnod:
He's a mechatnic, see.
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Izzat anything like a karmachanic? :rolleyes:
I cannot emphasize enough the never-ending entertainment value of Spike's cat-tastic spasticity.
I dunno, I feel the same way about the humans I see jogging from one end of the neighborhood to the other for no discernible reason. :)
Yeah, I feel the same way. And every time I see it, I think "Uh-huh.
Jim Fixx."
"I do not like the snow because
I do not like it on my paws."
"I do not like it over there
I do not like it in my hair."
Can't stop laughing :D

Listen buster, just because I'm a feline doesn't mean I'm a pussy.
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You tell 'em bro.
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I didn't know this, but it proves I'm not feline 'cause I love sweets.
Today I learned about
Crimean Tom, also known as Sevastopol Tom.
There are some wonderful stories of soldiers adopting pets - I remember one from the Peninsula War where a soldier found a cockerel wandering about the hills - you'd think, given that they were struggling for food that they'd have eaten the bird, but no - he kept it with him and he and his comrades would give him little bits of their bread or grain.
In the midst of all that carnage and cruelty these hardened men took comfort from a pet. Kind of beautiful.
Or pets adopting soldiers...
But that kitteh in the middle is juuuuust right.
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Not like I have enough to do now I'm taking care of Max too. I must love Cats.
It's a myth that all poor little pussycats must be taken care of, some cats are quite well off.
My cats are well off. They have trained me to do their bidding. I wait until she is finished sleeping to make up the bed.

...some cats are quite well off.
Probably invested well...
Or killed their wealthy caretakers in their sleep.
Cat people are dangerous...
Shoulda left the cat the fuck alone, shouldn't he?
Rotten bastard.
It is getting hot down thisaways so might as well kick back. Here is Sally another one eyed cat.

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"Diz nawt saur diezull! Fecking lying hooman!"
My 11 yr old one eyed gray cat has died. He had a stroke and died 2 days later. He was a good boy and never swatted a new kitten or puppy. The grands would mess with him and never got a scratch. RIP Bob you was a good old boy.
Sorry to hear this, Tarheel.
I hope that 11 yo, one-eyed cat is in a happy place chasing three legged mice.
Sorry to see this, tarheel. It’s hard when a family member ups and leaves.
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Damn, sorry man. I've recently realized that our dog is on schedule to die right as the kids are moving out, and it will horribly compound any empty-nest syndrome I may be going through. I need to plan ahead and get a second dog in about 5 years.
Sorry to hear that Tarheel. I lost my 12 year old a couple months back. Happy as hell and then ... one week later I had to let him go. F*ck Cancer.
To make this a somewhat more positive post, I was out to dinner that night celebrating my GF's B-day and the waitress was heartbroken that her new granddaughter was allergic to her cats. She didn't want to let them go, yet wanted to keep them together. Here are JackStraw and Tennessee Jed. They're 2 year old brothers and way more than a handful ... or two.
sorry to hear your bad news tarheel. that sucks.
This is why it is better to have more than one cat. The crying is over because the others need loving too.
That lady should get a Manx cat. They don't smell like ordinary felines and if they sit stock still cats will walk by like they are invisible.
Caught in the act and trying to cover up...

Here are JackStraw and Tennessee Jed. They're 2 year old brothers and way more than a handful ... or two.
So, did she let them go? Did you take them? Did the gf take them?
Here is Betty the newest edition. Two die one comes. It is the way of the world.


D’aaawwwwwww! [emoji847]
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Well I was calling her Clyde when young cuz it is all black fuzzy hair back there. She is a girl and didn't care for the name Clyde anyway. Cats don't like just any name so I started calling off names that met my fancy. Her ears perked up for Betty. It is a nice feeling if my cats are in the field and I call them by name and they come to me.

If she'll be your bodyguard
You can be her long lost pal
You can call her Betty
And Betty when she calls you
She can call you Al ...
Here is Betty the newest edition. Two die one comes. It is the way of the world.
After just a few weeks in his new home, Scooter Pie is going to have to somehow fill in for goofy, irrepressible, seemingly healthy, 11-year old Spike, who failed suddenly overnight.
Spike's with his sister Kirby now.
:sniff:
If she'll be your bodyguard
You can be her long lost pal
You can call her Betty
And Betty when she calls you
She can call you Al ...
Yeah, brings back memories, but I was thinking of Betty Boop. She has white with black hair is a way of looking at it. My mother loved Betty Boop.
After just a few weeks in his new home, Scooter Pie is going to have to somehow fill in for goofy, irrepressible, seemingly healthy, 11-year old Spike, who failed suddenly overnight.

Spike's with his sister Kirby now.
:sniff:
That is why I like more than one cat. If something happens to one the other is there to comfort me. Cats have feelings too and get my love in return to help them.
Yeah, my other adult kitty Zoey is clearly upset that her lifelong best friend is gone. Without Spike as intermediary, I don't know how I'll ever get Zoey and Scooter Pie together - Zoey (timid, 12-yr-old, 1/8th lynx) is lonely and in hiding, and Scooter is a crazy kitten that needs someone to rassle and play with.
I've been trying to love on Zoey and comfort her, but with the kitten around, Zoey's always on guard and laying very low under the bed and various other pieces of furniture.
:(
Taking it one hour at a time . . .
Sorry to hear about Spike, Glinda.
Hard losing long-time friends.
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Sorry to hear about Spike, Glinda.
Hard losing long-time friends.
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Thanks, Grav. Despite the rampaging kitten, the house seems so empty now. :(
We lost Slick three years ago (he was a 21 yo Bombay, he was with us for 20). We still miss him.
I was standing the back door the other day and when I went to come back in, I stepped on the the curled up corner of the rug, and I thought I'd stepped on Slick's foot. I went stumbling across the kitchen trying to keep from putting my weight down on that foot.
Cats. He's been dead 3 yrs and change, and he's still fucking me up.
Glinda needs another kitten and then the one won't be so destructive. Plus the older one will eat better.
Glinda needs another kitten and then the one won't be so destructive. Plus the older one will eat better.
You're right, of course. The friend who gave me Scooter Pie has one kitten left. I'm considering asking if she would be willing to let me take it, too. But she's out of town for a week (I'm pet sitting for her).
I'll see how it goes with Zoey and Scooter.
The real problem is, with the vet bill and cremation for Spike, I'm $700 poorer, and Scooter still hasn't been fixed (we're still in the process of getting him all his shots - so far his vet bills have come to $200).
Adding another set of vet bills for the new kitten might wipe me out. :(
Reminder: There's no such thing as a "free" kitten.
I can hear Slick smiling from here...
Also, sorry to hear about Spike, Glinda. I hope everybody comforts everybody else.
Do you live in an itsy bitsy tiny little town? Most towns have a group working with a vet for free or a reduced rate to fix your pet. We have the humane society will fix them for free. A van is at Hardee's at 5am picks them up and by 5 pm they are back.
My vet fixes females for $80 or 2 or more for $45 each. We also have $5 rabies day 4 times a year.
Don't get your kitten parvo shots and crap. They either have it or they don't. A listless kitten is a soon to be dead kitten.
We had a chart at the pet department at Walmart about cats that aren't fixed. Start with 2 cats and assuming the decedents all live within 7 years there will be 11 million cats. We would be up to our eyeballs in cats. Chinese restaurants would have specials on roast rabbit. Well anyways see about a program.
Soon it will be time to play.

We have The Fix Foundation around these here parts. They have reduced rate spaying and neutering.
Also, we have free rabies shots every June. Idk who pays for those.
Do you live in an itsy bitsy tiny little town? Most towns have a group working with a vet for free or a reduced rate to fix your pet. We have the humane society will fix them for free. A van is at Hardee's at 5am picks them up and by 5 pm they are back.
My vet fixes females for $80 or 2 or more for $45 each. We also have $5 rabies day 4 times a year.
Don't get your kitten parvo shots and crap. They either have it or they don't. A listless kitten is a soon to be dead kitten.
We had a chart at the pet department at Walmart about cats that aren't fixed. Start with 2 cats and assuming the decedents all live within 7 years there will be 11 million cats. We would be up to our eyeballs in cats. Chinese restaurants would have specials on roast rabbit. Well anyways see about a program.
We have The Fix Foundation around these here parts. They have reduced rate spaying and neutering.
Also, we have free rabies shots every June. Idk who pays for those.
Great suggestion, guys! Did a little research and found a local group that will snip Scooter's bits for $35! YAY!
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Update on the new girl. She didn't want to eat food, but started her on leftovers cuz she didn't like cat food. I saw her eating dry food this morning. She probably didn't care for the garlic smell as I pour some garlic powder in each new bag. Bugs don't like garlic and flies either. Here is Daisy and Betty.


Teh cute!
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My baby got out yesterday and we have been crying looking for her. It was so hot outside. Maybe she is under the trailer as her momma came for the dry food I set out and immediately left instead of waiting for head scratching. Imagine a grown man crying over a kitten.[emoji23]
My baby got out yesterday and we have been crying looking for her. It was so hot outside. Maybe she is under the trailer as her momma came for the dry food I set out and immediately left instead of waiting for head scratching. Imagine a grown man crying over a kitten.[emoji23]
Hope she comes back soon x
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My baby got out yesterday and we have been crying looking for her. It was so hot outside. Maybe she is under the trailer as her momma came for the dry food I set out and immediately left instead of waiting for head scratching. Imagine a grown man crying over a kitten.[emoji23]
So sorry to hear that captain. I'm guessing momma kitty knows where she is. Follow momma. Sending good kitty-finding vibes your way.
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Well we found Betty or should say her mother found her. She looked everywhere as she did when Harley died. A cat has a language even though I hear meow. Different fluctuations of meow I think. It was real quiet outside last night and the dog being inside probably helped.
There is a polk berry bush starting by the ramp and it kept twitching. So I sat down and coaxed her out because I don't need a wildy cat. My wife was still in bed and she cried. The kitten curled up and slept with her. So mama is outside looking for her and I carried her in. The kitten jumped up immediately. Well mom loves it outside so I opened the door.
Here is a recipe for eating a polk berry bush.
Pick the leaves and pinch off whats left of the stem. Prepare just like cooking collards or any greens y'all prefer.
Pokeberry is poisonous, so boil the leaves twice to remove toxins.
Pokeberry is poisonous, so boil the leaves twice to remove toxins.
Put the leaves in a big iron skillet with some water, fat back and salt. The berries are poisonous. My wife eats the berries because I tell her they purple grapes.
Well we found Betty or should say her mother found her. She looked everywhere as she did when Harley died. A cat has a language even though I hear meow. Different fluctuations of meow I think. It was real quiet outside last night and the dog being inside probably helped.
Most excellent! I'm glad she's back, safe and sound.
Below is a picture of the Divine Miz T, guarding the sunflowers in my garden from any birds who get bright ideas. (How on earth do cats contort themselves in such uncomfortable looking ways?)
Cats are Cats, they are not of this world.
Cats are liquid.
SuperfluidSuperfluid
Damn commercial covered the screen, but it was good for 2 seconds.
Fuck a page-covering website.
Don't want me to see your web page?
I can arrange that.
Funny, it works for fine?
Not sure how captainhook455 is viewing it, but I have seen pages where the page-covering ad fails to work properly on a phone, and can't be closed. I'm sure similar problems can happen in any environment, but I've sen it most frequently on phones.
Not sure how captainhook455 is viewing it, but I have seen pages where the page-covering ad fails to work properly on a phone, and can't be closed. I'm sure similar problems can happen in any environment, but I've sen it most frequently on phones.
Thats me phone home. It doesn't always do it depends what site its coming from. If I would have missed the gal in the bikini with the monkey on her shoulder I would have been upset, but don't know why.
Yeah, ya can close the ad(s).
I can close the page just as easily.
How long can a kitten keep getting the tittie? I mean she has teeth and she loves my left foot. Just as well cuz it is about numb anyway. The 2 dogs play with her in the house one at a time. I was going to vid them this morning, but I thought to pick up some stuff so the living room would look neater. By then they was flaked out. I'll get it.


How long can a kitten keep getting the tittie?
As long as Mammycat lets 'em.
Scooter Pie is a really sucky kitten.
He's almost four months old, and never misses a chance to suck on me - my earlobes, the crooks of my elbows, my wrists (when I'm wearing sleeves), and the clefts (?) of my thumbs.
It wouldn't be so bad, but he drools a lot, too. I can only stand so much sucking/drooling before I have to push him off of me. :rolleyes:
My boy Slick would fall asleep on my chest (no, not cozy, he was 20 lbs!) and drool would run out past his fangs and leave huge wet spots on my t-shirt.
:sniff:
My boy Slick would fall asleep on my chest (no, not cozy, he was 20 lbs!) and drool would run out past his fangs and leave huge wet spots on my t-shirt.
:sniff:
Thats because you were his replacement mommy. You took over the duties of feeding and grooming. I have one that drools. She likes to lay on my shoulder when I am kicked back watching the TV. She was the runt and I spent time sticking her on the titttie. I am her mama.
Not the Longbranch Saloon's Miss Kitty.
My kitten Betty still nurses on her mother, but has found can food is not so bad. She use to smell it then turn around and try to cover the plate like the food was predigested. I remember Walmart was going to sell cans of tuna, but couldn't get past border inspection as labeled. So it came back as Greater Value tuna cat food. The tuna look like cut up sardines in a light brown gel. My cats loved it.
Back to Betty. She won't use the kitty pan, but won't mess in the house. She picks at my toes in the morning until I wake and let her out. Betty loves outside and loves air-conditioning too. She is scratching the door about 11. Damn dog taught her that trick. She plays with everything including the dog, cats and monkey.
Walmart was going to sell cans of tuna, but couldn't get past border inspection as labeled. So it came back as Greater Value tuna cat food. The tuna look like cut up sardines in a light brown gel.
And that's walmart in a can, so to speak.:greenface
She plays with everything including the dog, cats and monkey.
Monkey? You have a monkey?! Pics or it didn't happen!
Monkey? You have a monkey?! Pics or it didn't happen!
I'm the monkey.
Freeway is a moody eater. He'll eat the parts he feels like eating. I give him a trio of dry, canned and Temptations in the morning and evening. Sometimes he'll clean the whole bowl, sometimes just the Temptations and/or dry, sometimes just the canned.
Freeway is a moody eater. He'll eat the parts he feels like eating. I give him a trio of dry, canned and Temptations in the morning and evening. Sometimes he'll clean the whole bowl, sometimes just the Temptations and/or dry, sometimes just the canned.
Freeway is an apt name - you can tell he keeps his headlights in excellent operating condition. :D
Freeway is an apt name - you can tell he keeps his headlights in excellent operating condition. :D
:angel: He got the name because he was founder under the freeway near a friend's house when he was about 5 weeks old.
It seemed appropriate. :-)
My cats and the 2 dogs will be inside with me during Florence. The old bastard that lives on the back porch enjoyed his grooming with the hair glove. I have had him in at night when it is real cold, but he prefers outside in the sun. I thought he was a feral cat, but the first time in the house he checked it out and then used the kitty pan. How can people be so cruel to raise an animal and then throw them out? Lucky for them Cat Man lives in the neighborhood.
How can people be so cruel to raise an animal and then throw them out? Lucky for them Cat Man lives in the neighborhood.
He murdered the family he was living with then went looking for new victims.
Lucky for them Cat Man lives in the neighborhood.
Peter Criss?
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Why did that Crow say meow?
That fucked w/my head for just a minute.
How kitteh keeps its bunghole warm:
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Cellar, meet Merrick:
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Merrick iz speshul kat.
Merrick wakes his owner up when her blood sugar drops dangerously low, by meowing, licking and nibbling her nose, lips and ears. He's saved her life, literally, twice. Once, or twice, I'm not sure, he couldn't wake her up. So he woke up her husband.
Merrick has no training what-so-ever.
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That's a magnificent photograph.
Dis how we walks wif no peoples around:
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Why did the Kitteh get shaved?
Cuz he wuz a shinner?
:jig:
Maine Coon Cat
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Why did the Kitteh get shaved?
Cuz he wuz a shinner?
Damn Digr, you funneh!!
Yeah, I slay me sometimes.:)
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Yeah, I slay me sometimes.:)
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Hyyaahs!!
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I wish I could get cool action pics like that of my spastic cat, but my camera just doesn't have the chops.
He's a twisting, spinning, tumbling super-gymnast when it comes to leaping for the string-on-a-stick toy. Regularly goes into lunatic, hyper-speed, crazy cat mode (racing around the house bouncing off furniture and walls for no good reason). Can't resist leaping upon and chasing down my elderly lady cat (she sneaks around the house now, hoping he won't see/hear her). For a good part of the day, he's either going at warp speed or he's completely knackered.
Oh, and he simply
must closely and intimately inspect everything that comes along. Literally sticks his head into your cup as you hold it in your hand, because there might be something good in there. Demands a bite of whatever you're eating. He's convinced there are treasures between and beneath the sofa cushions, or possibly small creatures that he would like to eat. He never stops exploring the entire house, even though he's been into every crack and corner a hundred times. He snoops and digs into every fucking thing in sight.
Any food left on the counter (even if it's wrapped up or in a container) is doomed. The second I open a closet or cupboard, he's inside it. I can't even leave an open box of cat litter out, because he thinks it's fun to stick his paw in there and dig the litter out. :eyebrow:
Scooter Pie is one gigantic handful of kitty madness. And I love every exasperating second of it. :D
glad to hear you sounding so hale and hearty Glinda.
funny cat story too!
Scooter Pie = home entertainment system. ;)
My boy Slick (gone four years, now, still seems like yesterday:sniff:), a Bombay, was very hard on his toys. One of those stick-n-string things had a lifespan of only a couple hours. The bird-looking-thing-on-a-string-on-a-stick never stood a chance.
I made him/us a toy out of a leather boot lace (thong) and the shaft of an old cue stick. It (the 'string') was a little shorter at the end, but it lasted as long as he did.
He still has it.
I wish I could get cool action pics like that of my spastic cat, but my camera just doesn't have the chops.
Will your phone take bursts? Like three (or more) pics really closely together? Ya could also try video and take a still from the vid, or a screenshot.
If i point a camera at either one of my Cats they immediately sit and stare.
That's just when Slick started moving.
glad to hear you sounding so hale and hearty Glinda.
funny cat story too!
Thanks! I'm still in recovery mode (persistent cough, tire easily, conjunctivitis remains an issue), but I'm definitely feeling better. Last night I got busy and did some vacuuming, cleaned the master bathroom, and made some yummy chicken salad.
Scooter Pie = home entertainment system. ;)
Best reality show ever! :D
Will your phone take bursts? Like three (or more) pics really closely together? Ya could also try video and take a still from the vid, or a screenshot.
Neither my basic Cannon camera nor my Android phone do bursts, as far as I can tell. As for the bolded part, you speak as though I have even the
tiniest understanding of digital/technical manipulation. :p:
Sometimes ya have the option while watching a vid, maybe;), to take a snapshot of what you're seeing in the vid.
And some websites like Pinterest and Twitter won't let you grab images so you have to take a screen shot of your whole screen and edit it down to the picture you want in your photo program.
Or ya use the snipping tool that comes with Win7.;)
Open, click new, drag a box around the area and save as a file.
That's interesting, I've never used that. I just tap the screen capture key(PS on my keyboard) and paste it into photoshop. Snippet might prove to be faster if I'm doing several images at one site, have to try it, thanks. :thumb:
Knock Knock
Open, click new, drag a box around the area and save as a file.
This snipping tool looks like it may be useful. I just pinned it to my taskbar.
The only potential downside I see is that is copies an item as it appears in the screen's resolution, for good or for bad.
It's handy for those sites that don't allow right-click-copy, and/or save-picture-as.
!!!
That's way faster than screenshotting, pasting into paint, selecting the portion I want and getting rid of the portion I don't. Thanks for the tip!
I've used it three times today for work. Legit getting paid to use it.
You paste that thing into a word document and print to PDF and you're golden. Works great to screenshot filing receipts.
Yeah, my IT analysts encourage users to use the Snipping Tool to send screenshots with their emails. To be honest, I still use
https://www.irfanview.com/ almost always, because I usually want to annotate, circle, draw arrows, or pixel-ize sensitive data.
snipping tool has a fucking highlighter though, a feature not found in irfanview or other snapshot tools in my experience.
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And it has a pen, too.
So you can circle, and draw arrows.
If you click on tools, then on options, you get this box of choices.
If that's not enough, there is a screen capture tool called Greenshot which has a bunch of features. I like it for its crosshairs for selecting your capture area.
If you click on tools, then on options, you get this box of choices.
Uh, y'know, I've seen a box or two, and I know they're all different and urrthang, but I just wanted to say that your box looks different than my box.
Oh, it's the same inside, just looks different.:cool:
When I call for the snipper(Rabbai) this box appears...
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Then when I outline the victim it changes to this box...
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If I click on tools in that box I get the box I showed you before.
Must be a difference in Win versions.
I'm running Win7.
You'd have to compare notes with someone running the same Windows version. Snipping Tool has evolved. WIN10 version has more of a selection under Tools (in addition to pencil, highlighter and eraser); but, it can't be downloaded onto previous Windows versions.
It's actually mine that looks different.
Hang on Goose, we're going inverted!
Must be a difference in Win versions.
I'm running Win7.
Me too, 7 pro.
You're box is square. Mine has rounded corners.
Maybe it's the Pro, mine's amateur.
All pro did was allow me to upgrade to the next version for free but everything that came down I didn't want so I had made a bad bet.
Cat people know...
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snipping tool has a fucking highlighter though, a feature not found in irfanview or other snapshot tools in my experience.
And it has a pen, too.
So you can circle, and draw arrows.
If you click on tools, then on options, you get this box of choices.
Cool, thank you. Did not know.
I still need to anonymize things, sometimes. And resize things.
I guess I'm gonna be sideways.
Iz kewl. We haz nekjoyntz.
We have a cat at The Shack, apparently.
This is Bootsy (named after Fargon's Bootsie):
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I let her inside occasionally, if I'm there alone.
I didn't know how much I missed hearing a cat purr.
I was not prepared.
Or ya use the snipping tool that comes with Win7.;)
I just want to say that this tool has saved me a couple hours at work so far. I use it all the time now.
New, useful stuff is kewl ain't it?
Yes, I've been using it a number of times. Sometimes it's easier than a screen capture and sometimes not, but it's nice to have the option.
You can look like your cat with a custom mask for a couple grand...
That poor Cat is freaked out.
...for a couple grand...
A couple grand?!?!?
Fuck that, I'll just find a cat that already looks like me.
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One of the funniest vids on YouTube!!:lol2:
That was pretty funny. But your squirrel video with the remote control car next to the clear tube of seeds was funnier.
Man, I thought Momdigr was gonna hurt herself laughing at that squrl vid.
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Holy Christ!!
It's a piece of paper.
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
God, I hope that doesn't earworm on me...
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...until every human life is snuffed out.
Make those cats earn their keep.
Some cats don't try to hide their true nature, like most of their brethren do...
Some cats don't try to hide their true nature, like most of their brethren do...
Wow! That's
some cat. Do you know the breed? Looks like something straight out of
Cats.
See what I did there? :D
No idea, just found the picture with no information.
[size=1]...fucking demon cat.[/size]
This is the cat toy of the year...
My Cats don't play with the toilet paper. Thank God.
I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I did, I did, I did taw a puddy tat... :speechls:
Simba Kubwa might play with your toilet paper, but only after he ate your toilet.
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Thank you everyone for sharing pics of kitties,they are goregous :)
ME0W!!
Sexo, that's the best joke I've heard in a long time. Thank you.
Looking at Simba up there, I'm reminded of my own description of big cats.
We've all held a tiny, 1 pound kitten that decided to do it's impersonation of a Tasmanian Devil (the cartoon kind), and we couldn't put that kitten down fast enough, it's like a whirling tornado of fangs, claws, and razor blades that ya just can't get rid of quick enough...
Now imagine it weighs three thousand fucking pounds, and is mad as hell, and just ain't gonna take it anymore!!!
Sexo, that's the best joke I've heard in a long time. Thank you.
Brought to mind the song accompanying this film I saw way, waaaay back in the day at Mike and Spike's Sick And Twisted Film Festival.
The Cat Came BackThat damn cat...

That cat flipping the racer is just gold.:lol2:
Aaanywho:
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That cat in the bottom picture is like (what the hell? Why did you put me out here?)
And when the owner goes out to get the cat, the claws will sink deep into their shirt as they carry through the water.
It got too close to the edge of a cliff...
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18 claws, 2 fangs, and 28 teeth are not enough.
Idk if you remember me telling you about
the cat we have at The Shack, but...
...WE HAZ KITTENS!!!!
They be teensy. Pics when possible, cuz I know you never seen kittens. They're under eleventy-one tons of stuff atm. And not even close to cooperating.
Such a cute chubby cat:joylove:
Hi gary
Welcome to the cellar
Hyahs!!

Zebra...
I'mma gonna tear you a new one...
:)
♪ ♫Doo doo doo lookin' out [a zebra's] back door♪ ♫
Take your cat on vacation with you...
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Speaking of a cool Cat in an airplane has anybody seen or heard from Philthijinx lately?
Seems to be maintaining radio silence.
And you thought The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were scary, wait to you see the Tsunami of Felines. :mg:
Adopt this guy and you won't have to feed him for three years. ;)
Saw that in my headlines.
That is not a happeh kitteh.
You can fool some of the kitties some of the time...
Just noticed that AT-ATs have bobcat proportions.
Hah, they kinda do, don't they?
Little bitty ear tufts, although mama's are prominent.
Ah! One is custom painted.
I'll say!
I wonder how I tasted.
What's the definition of a tiger?
A 650 lb pussy that eats you.
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Puddy Tat? Where? I admit it took me way too long to see it. I even started looking right where it is and didn't see it, but now I can't not see it. :smack:
Shit, looking right at me, too.:eek:
And, yep, can't not see it, now.
Got him. Is this is from that commercial where the actor teaches us that AI is super cool and would never go all Skynet?
I don't know, I found it as an image that said find the cat. It gave me much more trouble than these things usually do.
I can see like 3 or 4 potential cats but I can't work out which it is...
It's one of the big cats, not a kitty-cat.
Ahhhh! ok, I see him now.
Makes ya feel like a pork chop when a big cat looks at ya like that...
Harrumph!
Fluffy li'l murderballs...
Some Russian Kitties performing tricks you won't believe.
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Read about them
here.My bad, they are Ukrainian not Russian... although that may be the same thing soon.:(
More than you ever wanted to know...
Nope, not even close but I'll stop with this one for tonight...
More than you ever wanted to know...
You were right.:)
And I've got 23 pages you haven't seen.
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A nearly guaranteed smile:
https://imgur.com/VQ4ScOrAnd no wonder my kitties were such easy prey for the bobcat that got 3 out of 4:
https://digg.com/video/bobcat-jump-across-waterA nearly guaranteed smile:
https://imgur.com/VQ4ScOr
yeah... rrRrRrRrRrRrRriiiiigggghht therRrRrRrRrRrRe......
We'll call him Bob. Look at those feet.
Viscous / Cute
He/she/it does look a little sticky.
A cat with zero fucks to give
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There's a dish on the ground in front of the other chair. I wonder if that was there to distract the cat?
♫ Me and my shadow...