Cock!

Penises galore, oh my. Plenty of whale wang for those who worship at that altar...


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/03/average-penis-size-comprehensive-review_n_6791672.html?ir=Women&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000046

(The average human hardware is actually only a little over 5" long, btw)

Is length or circumference more important? 4.59"..... Never measured that.....

Well I think there can be too big or too small in both dimensions, I can't imagine much use for a human penis like a 2 foot pencil or a hockey puck. But maybe I have a limited imagination...

Beer can?

I can fill a tuna can.

No link was found between penis size and race

Huh. Myths appear to not be true.

Edit: and we may as well repost the charts here. These are in cm, folks. I can't visualize cm so well, so I put an inches scale on there too.

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Clicking through to the underlying article shows that this was a research study, not a study in the field.

A search of the medical literature revealed 17 studies with up to 15,521 males who underwent penis size measurements by health professionals using a standard procedure.

What standard procedure? I was picturing how it might be interesting to have a tell-all article "My life as an official measurer." If it was a talented writer, I bet it could be amusing and interesting. Much like the pawnshop thread. So many questions, like how do you make them erect? Does the patient have to do that themselves, or is there some Penthouse Forum style process involving attractive nurses? And how erect is erect? Does a semi count? I imagine patients going to get measured because they are self conscious about their size might also have other issues like erectile dysfunction. There has to be a standard. It there an official bath towel they use to hang off of it? If it can't hold the towel, you can't measure it yet?

Measure from the anus to just beyond the end of the cock.
- Carolla

glatt;922902 wrote:

What standard procedure? I was picturing how it might be interesting to have a tell-all article "My life as an official measurer." If it was a talented writer, I bet it could be amusing and interesting. Much like the pawnshop thread. So many questions, like how do you make them erect? Does the patient have to do that themselves, or is there some Penthouse Forum style process involving attractive nurses? And how erect is erect? Does a semi count? I imagine patients going to get measured because they are self conscious about their size might also have other issues like erectile dysfunction. There has to be a standard. It there an official bath towel they use to hang off of it? If it can't hold the towel, you can't measure it yet?

Every time the anesthesiologist put someone to sleep, the surgical team did a quick fondle and stretch.

Enjoy your tonsillectomy!

Clodfobble;922920 wrote:

Every time the anesthesiologist put someone to sleep, the surgical team did a quick fondle and stretch.

I'd go back to that dentist.:yesnod:

Ha ha ha, who do you think you'll please with that little thing?

Me.

My favourite sexual organ is the one above the neck.

The chin?

The sinus.

THe mouth, that is one of my favorites.

The handles... uh, ears.

I think she means the brain. Sex is 95% mental

The fuck knows...

good point (does some quick arithmetic), that would cover about 95% of my thoughts.

lumberjim;923011 wrote:

I think she means the brain. Sex is 95% mental

95% of the guys I fuck are mental. :)

.....and you've fucked 95% of mental guys right?

Can't see the insurance company being eager to step up for that one. :headshake

they attached a baby elephant trunk to replace his lost schwanse. It's prehensile, sensitive and strong. The only problem is that it keeps cramming peanuts up his ass.

Oh shit, that was funny.:lol2:

For that you earn a prize:

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Just in time Grav, I've got an egg eating cock in the coop right now.

Ooh, that's usually not a good thing.

Yeah, he ahhhhh... slipped on the ice today. He'll not be missed.

While always sad, especially for the slippee, it's not an uncommon occurrence.



Not a fit winter for man nor bird I tells ya.

xoxoxoBruce;923689 wrote:

Not a fit winter for man nor bird I tells ya.

Paraphrasing W.C. Fields, I see.:D

Oh, I never disclose my victims... err, sources, sources!

Massive white cock for sale in my town

It's like 300 pounds of cock. You can't handle it.

That is a truly magnificent cock

I was helping my meat manager make sure his Cox were well hung earlier today.

he may recover from my phrasing it that way. I may spend too much time with you lot.

White cocks of that scale are rare as hen's teeth.