Which would you rather fight
One horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
100 little horses.
What are they going to do, nibble you a little? Their little mouths would only open wide about a quarter of an inch or so.
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Sounds like a trick question...
...is there a tree, or, perhaps, a treadmill, involved?
Plus, how cute would that be?
You could catch them and then sell them as lap horses. You know, pets that you could carry around in your purse. You'd be rich!
its a SHARK i tellz ya !!!
can I have horse-sized duck tape as my weapon?
Yeah, always better to fight something you can drop-kick if you need to.
Now, make it 100 duck-sized snakes, and I'll go back to considering my Giant Duck Saddle designs...
Zip may be on to sumpin...
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Riddle: What does a horse-size duck say?
[Size=7]QUACK!![/Size]
One horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
So, that's two gigantic webbed feet to tread on you or 400 small hooves to kick you.
This may need some more thought.
I think I'd focus on the single duck better. Two handed sword or bare hands?
I think I'd focus on the single duck better. Two handed sword or bare hands?
Whatever, send me the bill.
Riddle: What does a horse-size duck say?
[Size=7]QUACK!![/Size]
It would be like a concussion grenade going off. It would stun you, then the duck would eat you.
Zip may be on to sumpin...
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Horseshark with frikkin lazerbeam!
it all depends on weapon selection. If It's barehanded, I'd have to try the horslets. A horse sized duck could give you one hell of a blood blister if it got a hold of you with it's bill.... and ducks do NOT play when they fight. Those webbed feet LOOk like rubber... but they have claws.
I think I could kick, choke and atomic elbow my way through the horses eventually.
would you rather fight....
10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
or
1 Dallas Cowboy
I'd fight the 10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders; but, just a little struggle so they wouldn't think I was easy.
Whichever one doesn't have glitter?
I'd fight the 10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders; but, just a little struggle so they wouldn't think I was easy.
You underestimate the level of viciousness those ladies can generate. They scratched, clawed and backstabbed their way to the Cowboy Cheerleaders, for god's sake, each and every one of them. :rtfm:
I don't mind if they do that on their way to me. Divide and conquer, may the best gal win.
I'll bet you won't like your balls being divided from your company. I'm tellin' ya, they're piranha.:eek3:
Now I realize you're a professionally trained killing machine, (with high moral judgment and compassion), but you can't buck the tide for long. They'll grind you down one nibble at a tiime, until you lose the will to resist.
they will not only kick you in the ding ding, they will psychologically and financially ruin you.
I'd take my chances with Demarcus Ware
I have to admit, there were no Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on the interrogation team when I went through SERE training. Perhaps they're a wildcard and I wouldn't want to underestimate them. OTOH, jocks are a dime a dozen and have never posed a problem in the past. Perhaps I'll take your advice: I don't want to end up like Bill Cosby.
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