I Will Judge You When

You arrive in the gym locker room, take off your outer clothes and get straight into the hot tub (in your undies). ..... without even showering you skanky dirty lazy-arsed beatch. I don't give a fucking fuck if you consider that a workout or have had the day from hell at work doing more good than 100 nurses and just need a relaxing Jacuzzi moment......wear something clean or nothing at all and SHOWER FIRST! ick.

Pour a gallon of bleach in with them. :jig:

Hot tubs are so gross.

Whadya call a Leper in a hot tub?


















Stu

"Uhh, yeah*. I wouldn't get in that tub, someone's just done a poo in in it."



*See what I did there?

You donate a bag of clothes to the thrift store that look like the concept of cleaning them never occurred to you in the six years you have been wearing them. Who the fuck do you think is so badly off they are going to buy them? Even starving lepers in Antarctica would reject them. Sure, take your receipt for your tax deduction. I hope you get audited.

glatt;917517 wrote:

Hot tubs are so gross.

Yeah, no. Hot tubs are petri dishes.:headshake

Pass.

Yeah (I agree with you,) no (I will not get in a hot tub.)

See, you weirdos? It's a perfectly valid and understandable expression.

Totally cromulent.

monster;917551 wrote:

You donate a bag of clothes to the thrift store that look like the concept of cleaning them never occurred to you in the six years you have been wearing them. Who the fuck do you think is so badly off they are going to buy them? Even starving lepers in Antarctica would reject them. Sure, take your receipt for your tax deduction. I hope you get audited.

I don't know about how they do things 'round your way but in NY and VT thrift stores are required to wash clothes before they sell them, even if they are clean.

I will judge you if you do not rewind your netflix DVD

lumberjim;917671 wrote:

I will judge you if you do not rewind your netflix DVD

That is harsh

I will not judge you.

Unless you piss me off, and then I will judge the shit out of you.

And your parents.

Clodfobble;917586 wrote:

Yeah (I agree with you,) no (I will not get in a hot tub.)

See, you weirdos? It's a perfectly valid and understandable expression.

It is a perfectly valid and understandable expression, when saturated with such cromulent context.

***

Yeah, no.

by itself, still ambiguous, but in the narrow context of this thread, can be figured out. the usages that can be figured out, those are not troublesome, but they are in the minority.

I know I'm weird. It's part of my charm. :nuts:

I will judge you when you are whining to your boss that you need to go home and your temp is 101 while you are hacking and coughing all over my groceries when you are checking me out [ fucking really ? ]

Last minute buy of alcohol to spray everything when I get home :eyebrow:

I'll be judging you
In all the old familiar places
That this tolerance of mine embraces
All day through

On your Parenting, your Relationships
Using the Internet
Playing Politics, views on Current Events

I'll be judging you
In Cellar Meta, on Image of The Day
And everything you post in Home Base
I'll always be judging you that way

I'll find you in the Images forum
And when your posts are new
I'll be looking at the pics
But I'll be judging you

Ok, but wait till I comb my hair.

which one?

Oh no you di int

Of course she did, she always does, you know how crass those American citizens are. :haha: