It is common wisdom that most of the great writers had substance abuse problems: Better literature through chemistry
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blackmail n. - Any communication (letter, fax, or email) promoting the Nigerian Scam (qv).
kumquat n. - The sound created by a breaking condom.
Missletoe n. (Slang) - Derogatory term for enemy body parts found by opposing forces.
Paper, or plastic? Coll. - Updated version of the tradition of offering a blindfold to the condemned.
If Baghdad is radioactive for the next 97 years it's fine with me, I wasn't ever planning to go there anyway.
They said Kerouac was a genius.
Originally posted by Nothing But Net
[b]Missletoe n. (Slang) - Derogatory term for enemy body [/B]
I saw my name in here so I thought I'd post something. Here it is..........................*something*
The average Iraqi is sitting either on a gold mine or a land mine. He will soon be educated about the difference.
Viagra: for when there are no hard feelings
I don't know why they call it "Jacking off". Mine's name is Roger