May...

May your escaped fart be silent and odor-free.

May you have just the right change in your pocket for the vending machine.

May your bread land butter-side up

May a new register open just as you reach the checkout

May that ominous-looking envelope contain an unexpected check

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May the "Hot Now" light come on at Krispy Kreme just as you pull in with a donut craving.

May that brown smudge on your sleeve be chocolate.

May you live long and prosper.

monster;913400 wrote:

May that ominous-looking envelope contain an unexpected check

OMG this totally happened to a friend of mine today!!! They received a huge anonymous money order. Thought probably fake but took it to the bank and asked and it wasn't but the donor was 'anonymous. It's been a bit rough for them recently. This is so awesome. A few churches round here are having the congregations pick up checks and pay bills for strangers to celebrate thanksgiving, I wonder if this is part of it

May you find a $20 bill (or local equivalent) in that pile of receipts you're trying to reconcile.

May you never be lied to by someone you love.

May that ominous meeting with the CEO turn out to be a decision to forward your work.

May your farts not have texture.

May your soufflés always rise.

May you be in Heaven 30 minutes before the devil even knows you're dead.

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May you have great cunninlingus.
With no dodgy consequences.

May the sunrise be spectacular.

May comes before June, and after April. Every time.

Threesomes are awesome.

May you see the Light.

May you feel the warmth.

Before it's too late.

May? Oh, Uncle Thomas' wife, she died.

May your car not start ...on that day when there is a 100 car pile-up on the freeway you use at the time you would have been using it had your car started

Yes, you may.