June 19th, 2014: Bran Castle

Bran Castle, popularly know as Dracula's castle, can be yours for only $80 million. Think of the Halloween parties your could host, scaring the shit out of everyone. It's easier because the Bran loosens them up.

We invite you to experience the history, the myth, the intrigue and the magic of this wonderful place and its Queen. We hope that you will carry the spirit that makes us love Bran Castle with you, always.
We look forward to your visit.
— Dominic Habsburg

I think you'd have to be a little batty. :unsure:

I wonder if the staff are English.
Because apparently everyone in Romania has moved over here and stolen our jobs.
[COLOR="White"](note, a sly comment on the vitriol of British tabloids, not my personal view)[/COLOR]
I'm not sure I want any of the spirit that would make me love the place though. My liver consultant wouldn't approve of me carrying it with me.

Sundae;902164 wrote:

I wonder if the staff are English.
Because apparently everyone in Romania has moved over here and stolen our jobs.
[COLOR="White"](note, a sly comment on the vitriol of British tabloids, not my personal view)[/COLOR]

That's because you shipped all the weirdos to the colonies. :haha:

Is that a regular castle?

A little too regular.

Must have been a lot of work raisin' that place

lumberjim;902224 wrote:

Must have been a lot of work raisin' that place

I see what you did there! :D

I tried to figure out how to get 'two scoops' into the pun...but everything I thought of was flaky.

lumberjim;902241 wrote:

I tried to figure out how to get 'two scoops' into the pun...but everything I thought of was flaky.

And that goes against the grain.