Who's there?
Vernal.
Vernal who?
Vernal Equa knocks!
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I think it's silly when someone refers to themself in the third person, don't you? :)
Knock knock
who's there
Cuck
Cuck Who
Ooh, must be spring
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yes, he is, look, there's the Tardis!
Okay, not as seasonal, but it makes me laugh.
It's a creaky old joke told in the wrong way to me by an autistic child.
And it works. Better than the under-a-vest cracker joke I was told.
What's that chap from In The Thick Of It doing in front of the Tardis?
Where's William Hartnell?
What's that chap from In The Thick Of It doing in front of the Tardis?
Where's William Hartnell?
William Hartnell?
No, sorry, don't remember him.
Far too young, you see. :blush: