Periodic Table of the Dwellars

monster • Mar 12, 2014 12:32 am
I was going to create one but to hell with it, let's make it a community project: Create the name of your element, Choose a number and a Symbol and you're set.

Here's your starter for 10,...

Tw (Twitium), a gas, Dwellaric number 85% ;)


But really you should do yourself.

Fu (Monster), Dwellaric number 23


....then rag on others ;)
orthodoc • Mar 12, 2014 12:54 am
Hell no, Monster should be Mo (Monstrium - Dwellaric number 46 for twice her own estimate of chutzpah ;) ).

And Ortho should be O (the life-giving, necessary essence, although dangerous in too intense a form ... )

Let's see ... okay, have to wait for others to reveal themselves.
Undertoad • Mar 12, 2014 8:25 am
UT dwellaric number 1 (not actually #1 but numbered after the user number) is a noble gas.
zippyt • Mar 12, 2014 8:56 am
ZT 97 ( ziptonium one of the heavy metals )
lumberjim • Mar 12, 2014 10:01 am
LJ (Lumbonerum Jimnium) #24

An unstable element when unpaired with a more stable element like JX #666 or AP #1040. Volatile when combined with Tw or AL. Useful as it releases sporadic bursts of creative energy between long periods of dormancy. When combined with CC#4 (Cockius Cellarus) it creates a compound called Rickrollium that binds many other elements together in useful combinations. For example, Cellarcarrium Maxima was created when an insane scientist combined 30 different elements to make a Super molecule that lasted nearly 4 years before it broke down.
Sundae • Mar 12, 2014 10:05 am
I suppose I should be Seaborgium as its already present with the initials SG.
But I think I will be one of the Poor Metals instead, and be Sundaium (Sundae-yum). I've never really managed to grasp the various meaning of the information on the periodic table, but a quick look suggests I can't have 143 as my number as its significantly higher than the real numbers on there.

So I will settle for 33, as that's how old I was when I fell into the Cellar. Also the number of arsenic, and I feel I do have a whiff of old lace about me these days.
footfootfoot • Mar 12, 2014 11:10 am
Pd Podia (aka footonium) Dwellaric number 3,
average
Dwellaric mass 4.33.

Fairly non-reactive metal, bright, malleable, fairly high boiling point, variable density makes this a difficult metal to work with at times.
limey • Mar 12, 2014 11:29 am
LI - Lithium


is a chemical element with symbol Li and atomic number 3. It is a soft, silver-white metal belonging to the alkali metal group of chemical elements. Under standard conditions it is the lightest metal and the least dense solid element. Like all alkali metals, lithium is highly reactive and flammable.

I'll take this ...

reduces the intensity and frequency of mood swings. It alters the way that nerve cells respond to chemicals that are present in the brain. It is known that it is a very effective medicine and has been used for more than 50 years.
glatt • Mar 12, 2014 12:01 pm
GT Glattinum

A soft dull gray metal used primarily in tinkering. Often confused with Griffium.
Sundae • Mar 12, 2014 12:06 pm
limey;894493 wrote:
LI - Lithium

I bin on Lithium, and can confirm that a shot of Limey is easily equivalent.

And Glatt, nothing dull about making me snigger, thanks.
Flint • Mar 12, 2014 12:09 pm
Flint, Fl
Flerovium, an unstable, synthesized, superheavy element.

the interwebz wrote:
... Flerovium (atomic symbol Fl) was chosen to honor Flerov Laboratory of Nuclear Reactions, where superheavy elements, including element 114, were synthesized. Georgiy N. Flerov (1913-1990) was a renowned physicist who discovered the spontaneous fission of uranium and was a pioneer in heavy-ion physics. ... The creation of elements 116 and 114 involved smashing calcium ions (with 20 protons each) into a curium target (96 protons) to create element 116. Element 116 decayed almost immediately into element 114. ... The creation of elements 114 and 116 generate hope that the team is on its way to the "island of stability," an area of the periodic table in which new heavy elements would be stable or last long enough for applications to be found. ...


And yes, I know I'm doin' it wrong, but also I'd like to add that you can suck it.
Carruthers • Mar 12, 2014 12:48 pm
Carruthium.

One of the later discovered dwellements and still subject to research.
Although thought to be completely inert, there is some evidence to suggest might be explosive under great pressure.

Dwellaric No 42.
limey • Mar 12, 2014 2:00 pm
Carruthers;894503 wrote:

... dwellements ...

Excellarnt!
Sheldonrs • Mar 12, 2014 2:04 pm
Sheleon. SH69. I'm a noble gas. ;-)

Seems like a good time to bring this out again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcS3NOQnsQM
Griff • Mar 12, 2014 5:28 pm
glatt;894497 wrote:
GT Glattinum

A soft dull gray metal used primarily in tinkering. Often confused with Griffium.


GF Griffium

A soft dull gray metal used primarily in tinkering. Often confused with Glattinum.
Gravdigr • Mar 12, 2014 5:50 pm
Gr - Gravdigrite

Relatively stable, unless heated.
Chocolatl • Mar 13, 2014 11:00 am
CH - Chocolatline

An alkaline earth metal, sweet to the taste. Found intermittently and in small quantities; originally discovered in the presence of Kitsunium.
BigV • Mar 13, 2014 4:44 pm
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BigV -- Valium V 99 (no relation to the pharmaceutical with the same trade name) relatively heavy element with three electrons in the outermost shell, metallic, highly radioactive (see Fig. 1), long-lived with a half-life of approximately 40 years, malleable, does not hold temper, can be polished to a high sheen only with great effort; not considered precious; largely unreactive (except in political environments), does not bond with many other elements, but tends to form strong, long lasting bonds with the a few compatible elements.

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BigV • Mar 13, 2014 4:46 pm
lumberjim;894481 wrote:
LJ (Lumbonerum Jimnium) #24

An unstable element when unpaired with a more stable element like JX #666 or AP #1040. Volatile when combined with Tw or AL. Useful as it releases sporadic bursts of creative energy between long periods of dormancy. When combined with CC#4 (Cockius Cellarus) it creates a compound called Rickrollium that binds many other elements together in useful combinations. For example, Cellarcarrium Maxima was created when an insane scientist combined 30 different elements to make a Super molecule that lasted nearly 4 years before it broke down.


Bravo.

An inspiration!
Bloke • Mar 14, 2014 8:09 pm
I'm pure Roostinium. Well, I would be if I hadn't forgotten my old password...

So, I could be Blokanium instead. Light, malleable but with a hint of mint.
sexobon • Mar 14, 2014 10:56 pm
Sexocalifragilisticexpialidociobon; Sxn (3 letters, designating a yet unsynthesized element), #173.
orthodoc • Mar 14, 2014 11:57 pm
Are you saying you're waiting to be made?
sexobon • Mar 15, 2014 1:27 am
I'm daring anyone to try and make me.
BigV • Mar 15, 2014 1:29 am
orthodoc;894700 wrote:
Are you saying you're waiting to be made?


No, he's saying he's a natural man.
sexobon • Mar 15, 2014 1:31 am
Go ahead, knock this battery off my shoulder.
orthodoc • Mar 15, 2014 1:38 am
Be careful what you wish for ...
sexobon • Mar 15, 2014 1:45 am
Are you with the Make A Wish Foundation?