Euphemisms for MOUTH

monster • Jan 27, 2014 11:43 pm
in honor of Lumberjim's Cock Holster.

Pie Hole
yapper

were also mentioned.

should we do it alphabetically?

(look, it is winter for many of us and Cabin fever is well underway.....)



ok no alphabet, no fancy business:

gob
Gravdigr • Jan 28, 2014 12:16 am
Cake hole
Word hole
Word sewer (as in "Shut your filthy word sewer!")
Kisser
sexobon • Jan 28, 2014 1:17 am
trap
hanger
limey • Jan 28, 2014 5:42 am
mush
footfootfoot • Jan 28, 2014 6:29 am
Never mind
BigV • Jan 28, 2014 5:30 pm
tw
lumberjim • Jan 28, 2014 7:01 pm
BEER hole
orthodoc • Jan 28, 2014 7:26 pm
Hanger? Where are you from, sexobon?

Kisser
toranokaze • Jan 28, 2014 7:32 pm
Vomit Hole
Dick holster.
monster • Jan 28, 2014 10:14 pm
chops
Nirvana • Jan 28, 2014 10:18 pm
face sock
sexobon • Jan 28, 2014 10:53 pm
orthodoc;891366 wrote:
Hanger? ...

Parents spoon feeding their little ones would hold the spoon up and say “Here comes the airplane in for a landing, open the hanger.” while mimicking airplane noise and moving the spoon around in the air as though it were flying. The child wouldn’t understand what was being said; but, was sufficiently amused by the sound and motion to laugh. As the mouth (hanger) opened, in went the food on the spoon (airplane) and the word "open" repeated so the child would learn to associate it with the action.
orthodoc • Jan 28, 2014 11:48 pm
Ah. Sorry. I never had that experience.

I still like 'kisser'.
Spexxvet • Jan 29, 2014 9:08 am
Man pleaser
Spexxvet • Jan 29, 2014 9:10 am
sexobon;891393 wrote:
Parents spoon feeding their little ones would hold the spoon up and say “Here comes the airplane in for a landing, open the hanger.” while mimicking airplane noise and moving the spoon around in the air as though it were flying. The child wouldn’t understand what was being said; but, was sufficiently amused by the sound and motion to laugh. As the mouth (hanger) opened, in went the food on the spoon (airplane) and the word "open" repeated so the child would learn to associate it with the action.


[vocabulary]Hangar vs. hanger
A hanger is (1) one who hangs something, or (2) an item used to hang things. A hangar is a shelter used for housing and maintaining aircraft.[nazi]
Clodfobble • Jan 29, 2014 9:29 am
Gob
Sheldonrs • Jan 29, 2014 10:10 am
The warm up before the pitch. ;)
BigV • Jan 29, 2014 10:48 am
Sheldonrs;891436 wrote:
The warm up before the pitch. ;)


Catcher
Sheldonrs • Jan 29, 2014 10:49 am
BigV;891440 wrote:
Catcher


As I always suspected. hehehe
BigV • Jan 29, 2014 10:51 am
You flirt
Sheldonrs • Jan 29, 2014 11:16 am
BigV;891442 wrote:
You flirt


You tease!
footfootfoot • Jan 29, 2014 11:44 am
Here's a small list, I have to check my Slang dictionary at home.

blower – cake hole – cock pocket – cotton mouth – cum dumpster – gob – grill – hatch – hatch, the – pie hole – skull cave – trap – word hole – yap

Because I am pedantic I need to point out that we are not looking for euphemisms, but slang terms. A euphemism is an inoffensive word standing in for an offensive one. e.g. poo is a euphemism for shit.

/pedant
Sheldonrs • Jan 29, 2014 12:26 pm
Is there a slang term for euphemism?

Is there a euphemism for slang?

And what about Marylou?!!!


:-)
Carruthers • Jan 29, 2014 2:41 pm
North and South.
Gravdigr • Jan 29, 2014 4:13 pm
Since we've already gone blue:

Cum bucket
sexobon • Jan 29, 2014 5:46 pm
Spexxvet;891428 wrote:
[vocabulary]Hangar vs. hanger
A hanger is (1) one who hangs something, or (2) an item used to hang things. A hangar is a shelter used for housing and maintaining aircraft.[nazi]

Thank you. I should've known better; also, recognized that my mistake was confusing ortho. I'm improving though, I used to put airplains in hangers. :o
monster • Jan 29, 2014 11:31 pm
I am disappoint.

or surprised at least. I thought there would be more.
footfootfoot • Jan 30, 2014 9:37 am
According to my dictionary of slang the most slang words are for food and sex acts followed closely by terms for drunkenness.
Sheldonrs • Jan 30, 2014 9:49 am
footfootfoot;891509 wrote:
According to my dictionary of slang the most slang words are for food and sex acts followed closely by terms for drunkenness.


And usually all three are used in the same sentence. ;-)
Big Sarge • Jan 30, 2014 10:00 am
food intake orifice
monster • Jan 30, 2014 11:07 am
I understand that Merks have most euphemisms for money and murder and Brits for sex and bathroom acts.
monster • Jan 30, 2014 11:08 am
....I could turn round and grab one of my slang dictionaries other than the profanisaurus, I guess ;)
footfootfoot • Jan 30, 2014 3:13 pm
Be still my beating heart! You have more than one slang dictionary?
Gravdigr • Jan 30, 2014 5:23 pm
I was kinda impressed, too.

But, seeing as she's a transplant, it kinda makes sense, too.
monster • Jan 30, 2014 10:43 pm
I think I have 4 maybe? I love words and dictionaries. I have rhyming dictionaries, antique dictionaries, various Oxfords, Websters, Scrabble dictionaries from both countries... I have no idea how many I have

/hoarder
footfootfoot • Jan 31, 2014 8:03 am
Do you have any of Eric Partridge's books? I seem to recall ha had a massive book on slang or etymology.
Sundae • Jan 31, 2014 9:11 am
monster;891589 wrote:
I love words and dictionaries.

Worvert. It's good.
monster • Jan 31, 2014 2:27 pm
footfootfoot;891616 wrote:
Do you have any of Eric Partridge's books? I seem to recall ha had a massive book on slang or etymology.


not sure. but now i'll look out for them, thanks :)
sexobon • Jan 31, 2014 2:54 pm
It seems no one appreciated my euphemism [post=891292]here;[/post] so, I don’t think I’ll bother with them anymore.
Bloke • Jan 31, 2014 4:27 pm
Dinner grinder.
footfootfoot • Feb 3, 2014 7:14 am
sexobon;891647 wrote:
It seems no one appreciated my euphemism [post=891292]here;[/post] so, I don’t think I’ll bother with them anymore.


Ha! that went right over my head the first time. That is funny.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 4, 2014 9:10 am
I heard you like euphemisms... from the New York Times;
Female Anatomy
•"Down under" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Once-neglected hinterland of female beauty" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Particularly private area of the body" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Virile equipment" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Nether regions" - an adult woman's genitals

Pubic Hair Conditions
•"Barren landscape" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The bald look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The denuded look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Full-frontal bareness" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Going bare" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The revised birthday suit" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Bountiful crop" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Full pubic bloom" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Mossy covering" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Untrimmed thicket" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Hidden in the underbrush" - pubic hair on the labia minora

Pubic Hair Procedures
•"Below-the-belt treatment" - a bikini or Brazilian wax
•"The full monty" - a Brazilian wax
•"Getting back to nature" - letting one's pubic hair grow
•"He-wax" - a bikini or Brazilian wax for a man

Effects
•"Enlarging effect of the main attraction" - when a man's penis looks bigger because he got a bikini wax
•"Naked Barbie doll" - a woman whose genitals resemble a Barbie doll's (anatomically, this is disturbing)
•"Hairless cherubs" - women in paintings who have no pubic hair
footfootfoot • Feb 4, 2014 9:56 am
The dank and tufted regions of my soul