in honor of Lumberjim's Cock Holster.
Pie Hole
yapper
were also mentioned.
should we do it alphabetically?
(look, it is winter for many of us and Cabin fever is well underway.....)
ok no alphabet, no fancy business:
gob
Cake hole
Word hole
Word sewer (as in "Shut your filthy word sewer!")
Kisser
Hanger? Where are you from, sexobon?
Kisser
Hanger? ...
Parents spoon feeding their little ones would hold the spoon up and say “Here comes the airplane in for a landing, open the hanger.” while mimicking airplane noise and moving the spoon around in the air as though it were flying. The child wouldn’t understand what was being said; but, was sufficiently amused by the sound and motion to laugh. As the mouth (hanger) opened, in went the food on the spoon (airplane) and the word "open" repeated so the child would learn to associate it with the action.
Ah. Sorry. I never had that experience.
I still like 'kisser'.
Parents spoon feeding their little ones would hold the spoon up and say “Here comes the airplane in for a landing, open the hanger.” while mimicking airplane noise and moving the spoon around in the air as though it were flying. The child wouldn’t understand what was being said; but, was sufficiently amused by the sound and motion to laugh. As the mouth (hanger) opened, in went the food on the spoon (airplane) and the word "open" repeated so the child would learn to associate it with the action.
[vocabulary]Hangar vs. hanger
A hanger is (1) one who hangs something, or (2) an item used to hang things. A hangar is a shelter used for housing and maintaining aircraft.[nazi]
The warm up before the pitch. ;)
Catcher
As I always suspected. hehehe
Here's a small list, I have to check my Slang dictionary at home.
blower – cake hole – cock pocket – cotton mouth – cum dumpster – gob – grill – hatch – hatch, the – pie hole – skull cave – trap – word hole – yap
Because I am pedantic I need to point out that we are not looking for euphemisms, but slang terms. A euphemism is an inoffensive word standing in for an offensive one. e.g. poo is a euphemism for shit.
/pedant
Is there a slang term for euphemism?
Is there a euphemism for slang?
And what about Marylou?!!!
:-)
Since we've already gone blue:
Cum bucket
[vocabulary]Hangar vs. hanger
A hanger is (1) one who hangs something, or (2) an item used to hang things. A hangar is a shelter used for housing and maintaining aircraft.[nazi]
Thank you. I should've known better; also, recognized that my mistake was confusing ortho. I'm improving though, I used to put airplains in hangers. :o
I am disappoint.
or surprised at least. I thought there would be more.
According to my dictionary of slang the most slang words are for food and sex acts followed closely by terms for drunkenness.
According to my dictionary of slang the most slang words are for food and sex acts followed closely by terms for drunkenness.
And usually all three are used in the same sentence. ;-)
I understand that Merks have most euphemisms for money and murder and Brits for sex and bathroom acts.
....I could turn round and grab one of my slang dictionaries other than the profanisaurus, I guess ;)
Be still my beating heart! You have more than one slang dictionary?
I was kinda impressed, too.
But, seeing as she's a transplant, it kinda makes sense, too.
I think I have 4 maybe? I love words and dictionaries. I have rhyming dictionaries, antique dictionaries, various Oxfords, Websters, Scrabble dictionaries from both countries... I have no idea how many I have
/hoarder
Do you have any of Eric Partridge's books? I seem to recall ha had a massive book on slang or etymology.
Do you have any of Eric Partridge's books? I seem to recall ha had a massive book on slang or etymology.
not sure. but now i'll look out for them, thanks :)
It seems no one appreciated my euphemism [post=891292]here;[/post] so, I don’t think I’ll bother with them anymore.
It seems no one appreciated my euphemism [post=891292]here;[/post] so, I don’t think I’ll bother with them anymore.
Ha! that went right over my head the first time. That is funny.
I heard you like euphemisms... from the
New York Times;
Female Anatomy
•"Down under" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Once-neglected hinterland of female beauty" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Particularly private area of the body" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Virile equipment" - an adult woman's genitals
•"Nether regions" - an adult woman's genitals
Pubic Hair Conditions
•"Barren landscape" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The bald look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The denuded look" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Full-frontal bareness" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Going bare" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"The revised birthday suit" - the look of no pubic hair, achieved with a Brazilian wax
•"Bountiful crop" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Full pubic bloom" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Mossy covering" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Untrimmed thicket" - pubic hair that has not been groomed in any way
•"Hidden in the underbrush" - pubic hair on the labia minora
Pubic Hair Procedures
•"Below-the-belt treatment" - a bikini or Brazilian wax
•"The full monty" - a Brazilian wax
•"Getting back to nature" - letting one's pubic hair grow
•"He-wax" - a bikini or Brazilian wax for a man
Effects
•"Enlarging effect of the main attraction" - when a man's penis looks bigger because he got a bikini wax
•"Naked Barbie doll" - a woman whose genitals resemble a Barbie doll's (anatomically, this is disturbing)
•"Hairless cherubs" - women in paintings who have no pubic hair
The dank and tufted regions of my soul