You. RFN, 2014

Pamela • Jan 23, 2014 4:46 pm
High time we put the last years' thread to bed and started one for THIS year!
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 23, 2014 5:52 pm
But the year has just star... Hey, who the hell stole January? :eek:
chrisinhouston • Jan 24, 2014 7:00 am
My wife took this shot of me last week. We were at a hotel near Istanbul on the Marmara Sea and I was shooting the sunset.
glatt • Jan 24, 2014 8:22 am
Looks really nice there.
limey • Jan 24, 2014 8:42 am
[ATTACH]46642[/ATTACH] in a hat what I knit, RF a couple of days ago.


Sent by thought transference
lumberjim • Jan 24, 2014 9:41 am
i wanna be chrisinhouston when i grow up


except i wanna be jimincolorado or jiminkeywest depending on the season
Lola Bunny • Jan 24, 2014 9:41 am
Ohhhh......you look great! And that's a really nice hat, impressed!
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 24, 2014 10:17 am
Beautiful, Chris.

And Limey, or should I say agent 007½, stepping off the Orient Express is a swirl of mist and fog... glamorous. :thumb:
Elspode • Jan 25, 2014 1:38 am
chrisinhouston;890712 wrote:
My wife took this shot of me last week. We were at a hotel near Istanbul on the Marmara Sea and I was shooting the sunset.


You know...your life is way, way more interesting than...well...almost anyone's.
Griff • Jan 25, 2014 10:14 am
Lola Bunny;890727 wrote:
Ohhhh......you look great! And that's a really nice hat, impressed!


Seriously nice job!
Gravdigr • Jan 25, 2014 5:20 pm
lumberjim;890726 wrote:
i wanna be chrisinhouston when i grow up...


Nope. He leaves the country too much. I ain't leaving the country. He do take some wonderful photos, though.

I want to be Ed Hochuli.

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orthodoc • Jan 26, 2014 12:40 am
limey;890719 wrote:
[ATTACH]46642[/ATTACH] in a hat what I knit, RF a couple of days ago.


Sent by thought transference


Limey, you are gorgeous! I love the hat, but I love your style and sass even more!
DanaC • Jan 27, 2014 9:14 am
Awesome hat, Limes.
limey • Jan 27, 2014 1:47 pm
Thanks everyone. Ortho -the sass goes all through me, but the style stopped at the neck. Sloppy joe and jeans most days!


Sent by thought transference
Big Sarge • Jan 27, 2014 5:32 pm
Limey, I love the hat & the devilish look. You are a woman of mystery.

Chris, I love your exotic travels and photos. I'm green with envy
Sundae • Jan 28, 2014 1:33 pm
The benefit of going into and out of the wilds of South London (for Uncle Ted's funeral) is that the trains and the Tubes are empty.
glatt • Jan 28, 2014 1:59 pm
Hi Sundae! I like these pictures. You look good, and the settings are great!
Lola Bunny • Jan 28, 2014 5:14 pm
PRETTY! !!

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk
morethanpretty • Jan 28, 2014 5:45 pm
Me and the pup together this morning.
Spexxvet • Jan 29, 2014 9:20 am
Sundae;891338 wrote:
The benefit of going into and out of the wilds of South London (for Uncle Ted's funeral) is that the trains and the Tubes are empty.


I don't understand. Are they empty because no one goes to South London because of high crime or something?
Sundae • Jan 29, 2014 12:03 pm
:lol:
Could be, could be!

No, it's because of the time of day and the time of year.
The Tube carries tourists in central London pretty much all year round and round the clock. But less in January and very much less the further you come out and therefore the emptier the Tube gets.

I know, I lived between Walthamstow (Victoria line) and Leyton (Central line) for years. And worked in North Acton - the other end of the Central line.
Cherry gets to sit down. Train fills up. Repeat as necessary.
Train empties out. See previous.
Cherry gets out and everyone else getting out is going to the same place.
Same in reverse except everyone else has already left the train and isn't coming to my house.

Elephant and Castle is the terminus of the Bakerloo line South.
And we were heading South at about 11.00, and coming back at about 15.00. Not working hours.

ETA we were moving very slowly because of Dads.
In the Tube photo, we were first on the train simply because everyone else had jumped on the previous one. He had one of his "turns" at the top of the stairs. We were not going to rush. And being the terminus, we ended up with about six minutes to spare before we departed. Hence my posing.

And in the escalator photo we were behind everyone else coming off the train. Same reason.
Sundae • Jan 29, 2014 12:13 pm
MTP you look as beautiful as always.
Gravdigr • Jan 30, 2014 5:04 pm
Sundae;891449 wrote:
at about 11.00, and coming back at about 15.00. Not working hours.


11 & 15...Isn't that 11am, & 3pm? That sounds like prime working hours...I'm confused (and easily so).
Clodfobble • Jan 30, 2014 5:49 pm
I think she means "not rush hour."
Sundae • Jan 30, 2014 10:54 pm
:blush: Yes, thank you.
I originally wrote something about commuter hours, then changed it without checking for sense.

Indeed they are prime working hours. So all the little workers are safely tucked away working, rather than on the Tube
Big Sarge • Jan 30, 2014 11:55 pm
sundae and mtp on the same page. that made my day
Lola Bunny • Jan 31, 2014 7:12 pm
Since Sundae asked for pictures (that's my excuse)....

Happy New Year!!
limey • Jan 31, 2014 7:17 pm
Beautiful, Lola! Sarge may just explode!


Sent by thought transference
zippyt • Jan 31, 2014 8:41 pm
Ha Cha Cha !!!!!
Verry Nice Lola !!!
slang • Jan 31, 2014 8:44 pm
Hi Lola

Looking good! Are you in Viet Nam RFN?
Lola Bunny • Jan 31, 2014 10:38 pm
slang;891683 wrote:
Hi Lola

Looking good! Are you in Viet Nam RFN?


Thanks. What makes you think I'm in Vietnam from looking at that picture? I'm curious to know. RFN I'm in Texas. And yes, Vietnamese Americans still wear traditional long dress on special occassions. Today is Vietnamese New Year so I wore it to go to temple.
zippyt • Jan 31, 2014 11:16 pm
Happy Chinese New Year! Agnes is soooo excited for Year of The Horse.
slang • Feb 1, 2014 12:02 am
Lola Bunny;891688 wrote:
...What makes you think I'm in Vietnam from looking at that picture?


I've thought about this reply for a while now. Not because I don't quickly see the features that seem out of place for that region but that I don't want to be insulting or critical. You're a pretty gal and you look great in both of the photos.

Here are the items that look very similar to what I'd see here in the Philippines. In some cases at the house that I'm living at the moment.

The concrete block house instead of wood, tiny plastic chairs, trees very close to the house instead of at the perimeter, cement blocks used as a wall to rest plants on, concrete flooring is different shade as if it were cast in stages instead of from the same batch of concrete ( from a mixer ) and plastic milk carts and bins.

Much the same as seen here. And, may be very common there in Texas too.

I'm sorry if my question seemed rude. :blush:
Lola Bunny • Feb 1, 2014 10:34 am
I didn't mean to come off defensive. I was really curious. The first thing that came to mind when you asked if I'm currently in Vietnam is that my place must look ghetto. I asked my sister if it looks ghetto and she said no, so I wondered what was it that made you make that question comment.

First of all, I live in an apartment complex, not a house. That's why the wall is concrete. Also, that's why the trees and plants are in front of the home too. This complex is old, so part of the concrete in front of the home has sunk. When it rains a lot, there would be a large puddle in front. Therefore, new concrete has been poured so that water would run away and not settle and perhaps run back and flood into the apartment. As for the small chairs, the front of the apartment is narrow. You see that window? About 2 feet more to the left and we're into the neighbor's side, and one foot to the right is the front door, as you can see. Also, we don't want big chairs to cover the window so when I open the windows they may block the wind from coming in. And as a confession, someone threw those chairs out and my mom dragged them home. So, I didn't really choose small chairs on purpose. As for the cinder blocks used to rest the potted plants on, I don't know why my mom did that. She elevated most of the potted plants in front our the apartment. For some, I think she wants to give the pots space to drain rather than laying them on the ground. Over time, those places on the ground become dark from water stain? :shrug: I don't ask my mom about her actions because she often would feel that I question her intelligence and get defensive. Although we've been in the States for almost 39 years, my mom is still very conservative and "Vietnamese." We still use celsius rather than fahrenheit. We use both solar and lunar calendar. Although my mom would sometimes use the American measuring system, she still refer to the metric system. And for the milk cartons, etc., that's my mom. She does stuffs like that, which I don't understand. :sigh: When I try to buy, say watering can and such, she calls me wasteful. So I let her do whatever she pleases.

Okay, so there you have it. :D Now, I gotta go beautify myself and go out to have some fun. It's still New Year, and we still celebrate it for 3 days as if we're still in Vietnam. :celebrate:

By the way, I don't think your question was rude, so no worries.
Big Sarge • Feb 1, 2014 3:27 pm
Ok Lola, tell the truth! You are 16 years old. You don't look a day older. I think your long dresses are beautiful, but can't you slip in a few bikini shots please? Pretty please with sugar on it?

Wow, this year is off to a great start. Secret Agent Limey shots. Cute MTP and her puppy. Sundae in a beautiful black dress sporting a hot figure. Now we have Lola. I think I'm hyperventilating
Gravdigr • Feb 1, 2014 5:32 pm
Lola Bunny;891673 wrote:
Since Sundae asked for pictures (that's my excuse)....

Happy New Year!!


Dayum woman!

That white dress is working!

:heartpump
Lola Bunny • Feb 1, 2014 8:47 pm
Cousins came over. Played adult version of board game. We finished 7 bottles and half a bottle of rum in the sangria.
I am buzzzzzed!
Lola Bunny • Feb 1, 2014 11:32 pm
Big Sarge;891719 wrote:
Ok Lola, tell the truth! You are 16 years old. You don't look a day older. I think your long dresses are beautiful, but can't you slip in a few bikini shots please? Pretty please with sugar on it?


I may think about it if I do even wear a bikini. But since I don't, sorry :-P
sexobon • Feb 2, 2014 12:21 am
Pics of you without the bikini are OK too!
Lola Bunny • Feb 3, 2014 11:32 am
Ha....I don't do birthdays either. :-P
morethanpretty • Feb 5, 2014 8:07 am
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Me this morning! I'm thinking of growing my hair out but I already want to cut it.
glatt • Feb 5, 2014 8:21 am
Your short hair looks cute.
Griff • Feb 5, 2014 8:28 am
word.
Lola Bunny • Feb 5, 2014 11:35 am
MTP: Once you've got your hair really short, it's hard to grow it out. Took me years to finally grow my hair down to my shoulders. Anyways, it's still too cold to cut your hair that short! Brrrr....but then again, there are lots of nice hats and scarves out there. :D
glatt • Feb 8, 2014 7:56 pm
This was this afternoon. The rear windows of our Prizm are all seized in place, so I took the door apart and greased up these gears on the hand crank and lubed the window tracks and regulator arm pulley in its track.

I stuck the camera in the door to see what was in there, and look! There I am!
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sexobon • Feb 8, 2014 8:33 pm
Did you find Prisoner Zero?
DanaC • Feb 9, 2014 5:57 am
sexobon;892214 wrote:
Did you find Prisoner Zero?


Hahahahahaha. Excellent.

Took me a moment.
BigV • Feb 9, 2014 7:53 pm
Me, last night after dinner. The car had been brushed clean before leaving the house, all you see accumulated during dinner.

Picture by Twil.

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Lola Bunny • Feb 9, 2014 11:41 pm
Nice!
wolf • Feb 10, 2014 1:34 am
I made a hat too. Hatscarf. Scarfhat. Or something. I made it.

I suspect I need someone to give me a line on photo editing apps that will resize things easily ...
Lola Bunny • Feb 10, 2014 10:40 am
Hehehe....scarfhat looks nice...you look skeery. :-X
glatt • Feb 10, 2014 10:45 am
I love these self made hats and scarves. Way to go, wolf and limey!
Gravdigr • Feb 10, 2014 1:49 pm
BigV;892292 wrote:
Me, last night after dinner. The car had been brushed clean before leaving the house, all you see accumulated during dinner.

Picture by Twil.

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You gots a swoosh on yer bubblegoose!
Gravdigr • Feb 10, 2014 1:50 pm
I like the colors on the scarfhat.
Sundae • Feb 11, 2014 3:58 pm
Hahaha, I seen Glatt's brown eye.

Gosh V, I forget between the looooong gaps between photos what a stud you are.

And Wolf - you look wonderful, but do you really wear the scarf that long?
I imagine you bundle your head up in it more, given the ridiculous temperatures you're living through right now. Mad yarn skills though.
glatt • Feb 26, 2014 9:45 am
Enough. I'm getting sick of this snow.
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xoxoxoBruce • Feb 26, 2014 9:50 am
That's right, let Polar Vortex know you're cross... maybe lift one eyebrow a tad, just one. ;)
Sundae • Feb 26, 2014 11:36 am
Carruthers and me, earlier today.
glatt • Feb 26, 2014 11:51 am
Oh, that's awesome. Good to see you both.
BigV • Feb 26, 2014 11:59 am
Hiya glatt. sorry about ur weather.

Hiya Sundae! Hiya Carruthers! so nice so see such happy smiling faces. Watch out for glatt, he's sick.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 26, 2014 12:02 pm
Sundae;893353 wrote:
Carruthers and me, earlier today.
Aw that's obviously fake. Two Brits with straight, pearly white teeth? :haha:
Undertoad • Feb 26, 2014 12:41 pm
Pics and it did happen! Nice.
Clodfobble • Feb 26, 2014 1:21 pm
Lovely!
chrisinhouston • Feb 26, 2014 1:37 pm
I've been really having fun with some of my editing software. I mainly use Adobe Lightroom for initial non destructive editing. But I recently got some new programs. One is by OnOne Software called Perfect Effects 8 and the other is by Topaz and called Simplify.

So I took this portrait my wife took of me awhile back as we waited to board a plane. You can see we were at gate B1 in some terminal. Anyway, the metadata says it was taken at 1/15 of a second so I am surprised it had any sharpness. But my wife likes the shot and asked me to make it into a portrait for her to have. I used Lightroom to turn it to B&W and played with some masking and vignetting to get the background to go down to black and did some burning and dodging just like in the darkroom days. I saved a few versions. Then I took it into the Simplify program which has all kinds of artistic effects like watercolors, painting and pencil sketching filters. So here is that version.

I kind of think it has a Karsh like feel to it. I think I am in my Hemmingway phase of life.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 26, 2014 1:56 pm
Oh man, I can tell that canary's a goner. :lol2:

Love the hat.
Gravdigr • Feb 26, 2014 3:10 pm
xoxoxoBruce;893375 wrote:
Oh man, I can tell that canary's a goner.


I feel like I oughta get that, but, I don't.

*****************

Nice pic, and effects, Chris, as always.
glatt • Feb 26, 2014 4:06 pm
Cat that ate the canary?
chrisinhouston • Feb 26, 2014 6:05 pm
I need to work on the floating head thing, I'm still experimenting with the masking tools and the vignette tool.
Lola Bunny • Feb 26, 2014 7:01 pm
Aww....Glatt, you must be really unhappy. Your usual smile has turned upside down.

Sundae & Carruthers: Great to see youse!

Christ: Nice!
Griff • Feb 26, 2014 7:52 pm
Looking good all!
Sundae • Mar 24, 2014 1:58 pm
Mum, Dad and me out for a curry last night.
glatt • Mar 24, 2014 2:02 pm
Nice smiles.
chrisinhouston • Mar 24, 2014 2:05 pm
Nothing like a curry to warm you up on a cool night!
Sundae • Mar 29, 2014 1:16 pm
Haircut... haircut...
(playground chant, usually when a boy has a savage new cut imposed by Mum)

But yeah, new cut, slightly amended colour/s.
Carruthers • Mar 29, 2014 2:27 pm
Splendid job!

Both cut and colour suit you Sundae.:thumb:
DanaC • Mar 29, 2014 2:52 pm
Sundae, you look gorgeous. Proper bonny, that style.
limey • Mar 30, 2014 5:11 am
Lovely, Sundae!


Sent by thought transference
BigV • Mar 30, 2014 1:47 pm
Speaking for 'Merica, you look great as always Sundae!
Gravdigr • Mar 30, 2014 4:20 pm
RFa month ago...

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Blackbeard, Bluebeard, and Yellowbeard's younger, less famous brother, Halfbeard.
Pamela • Mar 30, 2014 9:47 pm
You missed a spot....
BigV • Mar 31, 2014 1:28 pm
Gravdigr/Gravtoria
Lola Bunny • Mar 31, 2014 6:31 pm
Sundae: You look good in any haircut, girl.

Grav: erm.....uh.....Got bored shaving midway? :p:
Gravdigr • Apr 27, 2014 3:13 pm
Me & GrandCherokeeOne @ The River[SIZE="1"](I have other shirts, I swear)[/SIZE]

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infinite monkey • Apr 27, 2014 3:35 pm
How did your other half a beard grow back so fast? Did you rub fish assholes on it?
Lola Bunny • Apr 27, 2014 3:59 pm
cool...
glatt • Apr 27, 2014 6:15 pm
Looks like a nice location.
DanaC • Apr 29, 2014 2:58 am
Very cool :)
Aliantha • Apr 29, 2014 5:32 am
Some nice pics here. :) Chris, I like the third one the best. Sundae, I love the colour and cut of your hair. Looks great. Grav...what can I say. You have a nice car. hahaha
footfootfoot • Apr 29, 2014 10:10 am
Fish assholes?
glatt • Apr 29, 2014 10:31 am
Check out the Products You Never Knew Existed thread.
infinite monkey • Apr 29, 2014 11:00 am
footfootfoot;897879 wrote:
Fish assholes?


glatt;897883 wrote:
Check out the Products You Never Knew Existed thread.


Yes, that was the reference. I thought grav would pick up on that. Still no explanation for The Amazing Fastbeard. Does facial hair grow that fast? Could be, I wouldn't know. ;)
Gravdigr • Apr 29, 2014 6:44 pm
That's a month of beard in that last pic.
Gravdigr • Apr 29, 2014 6:44 pm
I have little girl beard.
lumberjim • Apr 29, 2014 8:42 pm
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Me, dad, brother. Sunday at my sisters house
zippyt • Apr 29, 2014 10:05 pm
Oh CRAP The Helm Clan is back togather !!!!!! ;)
Aliantha • Apr 29, 2014 11:29 pm
Looking pretty sharp Jim! So is your brother (just quietly). Your Dad looks like an old softy. :)
lumberjim • Apr 29, 2014 11:43 pm
zippyt;897922 wrote:
Oh CRAP The Helm Clan is back togather !!!!!! ;)


Yeah, man. It was really good to hang with pop for a couple days.
Lola Bunny • Apr 30, 2014 7:55 pm
Great pix. Y'all look so happy.
Sundae • May 1, 2014 12:46 am
Your Dad looks like Stephen King would've looked like if he hadnt fallen out of the ugly tree.
Gravdigr • May 1, 2014 3:53 pm
Dad does resemble Stephen King.

How old are Dad & Bro?
zippyt • May 1, 2014 6:15 pm
Older and younger
lumberjim • May 1, 2014 10:46 pm
73&37
A palindrome

Dad used to be a dead ringer for Nick Nolte. That picture doesn't really convey his look accurately. He's still solid and strong at 73. Just started talking about selling his Harley. My family gets old. I hope to have him around for a good while yet.
infinite monkey • May 2, 2014 7:49 am
I hope you do too, jim. My dad is 75...will be 76 this year on my birthday (yes my birthday...we share a birthday.) He's very vital, can't sit still for 5 minutes...he's more active than I am. He's great.

Your brother is almost as handsome as you. :)
glatt • May 2, 2014 9:46 am
A photographer came to the firm last week to do portraits for the phone list.

Here's my old portrait, taken by an HR intern with an old digital camera maybe 10-15 years ago.
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And here's the new one, taken by a pro.
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limey • May 2, 2014 12:01 pm
Wearing well!
glatt • May 2, 2014 12:22 pm
I hadn't had a real portrait taken since high school, I think, so I contacted HR to see if I could get a high resolution copy of the image, and they gave me the photographer's email.

I shot him a friendly email asking his prices, and he said that for $50, I can have a 1350x1800 jpg for my personal use.

How offensive would it be if I tried to talk him down? It would be nice to have a high res version of the portrait, but $50 is about five times too much, IMHO.

I'm assuming he got paid a fair rate to come to the firm and set up his stuff and take all these employee pictures for the phone directory. There was no attempt made to sell us prints as we were getting the pictures taken, so I don't think prints were ever meant to be part of the income stream. I know he's a professional, but my kids' school pictures are similar and cost around $40 for all the prints you would ever want. And he wants $50 to locate the file, attach it to the email and send it to me. No prints at all.

Opinions, please. Foot, I'd be especially curious for your opinion.

Do I politely decline, or do I counter offer?
fargon • May 2, 2014 12:45 pm
I guess that he wants to get rich today.
Sundae • May 2, 2014 1:58 pm
I've talked to Rich, he's completely hetero.
sexobon • May 2, 2014 2:18 pm
His price makes it seem that he's deliberately discouraging individual requests. He knows this is just a whim; because, it's not a portrait of you in a business suit and he's probably not set up to handle whims proficiently. He's giving up any future revenue on the image (maybe you'll become famous/infamous someday); so, if you simply must have it, ask him if he offers a corporate discount and hope he takes the hint. Maybe he'll take pity (if business is slow).
glatt • May 2, 2014 2:44 pm
Sundae;898178 wrote:
I've talked to Rich, he's completely hetero.


I don't think this guy is hetero. His mannerisms were a bit gay, and I think he was flirting with me a little.

As he was snapping a few pics of me, he said I should be an actor. And then he clarified that I should be a character actor. And in his email reply today he said he remembered me and hoped I wasn't offended when he complimented me. Maybe I looked offended. I don't think so though. I was just grinning for the camera.

Maybe he tells everyone they should be character actors. :lol.

Anyway, I suppose I should reply to him. I like the corporate discount idea.
BigV • May 2, 2014 2:58 pm
You don't think you can duplicate that portrait?

You need a diffuse light source, a camera, and a tripod. Keep your fifty bucks.
footfootfoot • May 2, 2014 3:01 pm
$50. isn't that much, really. Sure there's his time finding the file, but there's also the fact that the picture looks 10^9 times better than a selfie. He has to buy gear, now more than ever since cameras don't last 50 years any more. (side note: my buddy's Canon 5D just shit the bed, some chip/sensor related nonsense and to fix it would be almost as much as a new camera ~3,000) In the case of film, I have 70 year old cameras that take perfectly fine photos) Then there's all the frigging softwares, updates, computers and all that other crap that also constantly needs to be replaced (Unlike my 1952 Omega enlarger which still makes excellent prints)

And once he gives you a high res image, that's it. You can copy the shit out of it and print off a trillion copies and give them to every body you ever saw and he won't see another dime from you. Essentially, he is selling you the negative for $50.

But as my dad used to say, "It's a good deal if you get the thing you want at a price you are willing to pay." But then, he was in the advertising business.
BigV • May 2, 2014 3:06 pm
My Dad used to say "A good deal is a state of mind."
footfootfoot • May 2, 2014 3:08 pm
Oh, an re: the school portraits, there is no comparison. Those businesses hire anybody to shoot the photos according to a set formula with provided gear, no skill required other than having your own transportation and the ability to move the kids along and get it done and get the f out of there. Two schools per day or find another job. Oh, and the pay? About $10 an hour.
Sundae • May 2, 2014 3:24 pm
I get what you're saying, Foot.
But Glatt is essentially asking for something the photographer has already done and been paid for. And it wasn't a personal portrait, where he was able to choose clothes and angle and background.

A nominal fee is fine, but £25 (ish) is high.

To me it seems like charging people to take food home from a restaurant. The restaurant have to buy in doggy bags or cartons and they pay for them. But the larger cost is for the produce, the cooking and the staff and that is taken into account when they set the menu price.

But then I work in retail, and I hear customers say "just" and "only" every working day without considering the actual cost of their requests. So I accept I could be wrong here.
glatt • May 2, 2014 3:36 pm
It also seems like if I were to pay $50, I should get the original image, not a medium sized jpeg. What he's offering me is smaller than the images my 7 year old consumer grade camera produces.

This guy is a pro, and he deserves to eat, but there is no way I'm paying $50.

So he gets nothing. Or do I insult him by giving a counter offer and then he might get something.

Have you ever haggled, foot? Have you heard of other photographers haggling? It it offensive, or all just part of business?
footfootfoot • May 2, 2014 4:01 pm
It depends on how it's done. I had a client hire me to shoot a bunch of work by an artist for their product. The artist wanted to piggy back on the client's job without asking the client, essentially, she'd get the benefit of the images without having to pay other than her offering me the cost of film and processing.
this was just one of too many duplicitous things she'd done in my presence and I told her to fuck off.

Another client (The first and last wedding I ever did or will shoot) asked for the negatives after being told explicitly and in our contract that the negatives were not for sale. After dealing with her breaking at least three other terms of the contract, I lost it with her.

There have been other times where I've given people freebies because they were polite or good clients or I was in a good mood.

You could make a counter offer, but you have to remember he is going to spend time sorting through his files trying to find the picture, this could be instantaneous if he is organized or time consuming if not. It breaks his workflow and may be an annoyance if this is not how he is set up to work. Every minute he spends dicking around with a jpeg for you is a minute he's not billing 200 an hour. Consider that he may be doing you a favor even responding to you because he liked you.

Personally, I wouldn't try to talk him down any more than I'd try to talk any other professional down.

As for your comparison to the file size from your point and shoot and his camera, it has nothing to do with pixels. Kind of like saying that you and Barry Bonds are the same height so you should be as good a ball player as him.

Most importantly, Sir, we're not the taco stand

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glatt • May 2, 2014 4:08 pm
Thanks.
I told him that it was just too much for me and that even though I liked it, I couldn't justify spending so much.

I didn't ask for a discount. We'll see if he even responds.
footfootfoot • May 2, 2014 4:33 pm
That's how I'd play it. He might have thought you were going to make a trillion headshots for your nascent character actor career, in DC, that hotbed of film making...
Gravdigr • May 2, 2014 5:22 pm
If I reeeeeally wanted that particular photo, I'd offer him $25.
glatt • May 2, 2014 6:26 pm
So he replied asking how much I would be willing to pay, and he explained that it's an unusual situation because the firm already paid him. But that he normally charges $200 for individual portrait sessions. And he pretty much made all the points that Foot did.

I was pretty surprised at how much he wrote. It was a really long email for somebody dickering over some fraction of $50.

I said I valued what he did, but the picture was only worth $20 to me. And I hoped that I wasn't offending him.

He hasn't responded yet. And $20 is even more than I wanted to spend, so I'm cheating myself. I should have offered $10, since that's about what it's worth to me.

Interesting negotiations over nothing.
sexobon • May 2, 2014 6:34 pm
Maybe he thinks you're coming on to him and are willing to barter. Let's see if he suggests further negotiations over dinner.
monster • May 2, 2014 11:56 pm
Foot's points are valid BUT he has already been paid for the work. All those points should already have been taken into consideration when he priced the job. he's milking it. It wasn't a portrait session. How many images did he take to get that one? the price should reflect the time and effort it will take for him to find the file (?convert to appropriate format), and send it, plus a bonus in appreciation of his artistic talent because you wouldn't be interested if it were a crappy pic, but HR would still have been satisfied.
Griff • May 3, 2014 7:55 am
footfootfoot;898199 wrote:


Personally, I wouldn't try to talk him down any more than I'd try to talk any other professional down.



This.
xoxoxoBruce • May 3, 2014 9:53 am
There are people who try to dicker over everything. Not that they can't afford it, or don't think the product/service is worth it, they just like the game. I've seen a guy talk a tour guide down from $25 to $15 then give the guide a $20 tip.

Personally I never try to talk a pro down, I either give her the $5 or walk away.
infinite monkey • May 3, 2014 12:07 pm
*snort*

I never would have made it under a barter system. "How much is that pack of chewing gum? 100 bucks. or my right arm? Well, um...ok."
Gravdigr • May 3, 2014 3:39 pm
BigV;898192 wrote:
My Dad used to say "A good deal is a state of mind."


:thumb:
Spexxvet • May 5, 2014 11:03 am
sexobon;898233 wrote:
Maybe he thinks you're coming on to him and are willing to barter. Let's see if he suggests further negotiations over dinner.


Or trade for a modelling session.
glatt • May 5, 2014 11:13 am
I haven't heard back from him. I guess when I told him $50 was too much, and he responded, offering to negotiate, he didn't like my $20 offer.

Oh well. It's a relief, actually. I think $20 was too much for a medium resolution digital image that he was already paid to make.
BigV • May 5, 2014 12:59 pm
Can you get the already paid for image in file format from HR?
glatt • May 5, 2014 9:22 pm
I posted it above. That's it. Low res.
lumberjim • May 6, 2014 2:03 pm
not sure if this will last or even work.... but... i was bored. so... time lapse glatt:

Image
glatt • May 6, 2014 2:37 pm
Cool! Makes it look like I haven't changed much at all.
Gravdigr • May 6, 2014 2:42 pm
Your neck grew.
Lola Bunny • May 6, 2014 3:21 pm
glatt;898534 wrote:
Cool! Makes it look like I haven't changed much at all.


That's because you haven't changed much, basing on those pictures.
Gravdigr • May 6, 2014 3:35 pm
glatt;898534 wrote:
Cool! Makes it look like I haven't changed much at all.


Lola Bunny;898538 wrote:
That's because you haven't changed much, basing on those pictures.


:lol2:
Lola Bunny • May 6, 2014 6:51 pm
Doh! Well, if you put the posts together....:nuts: Dude, I'm so freakin' tired. Earlier I was at the office registering my mom for a medical procedure when I suddenly blurted out to the lady, "I need a massage." She looked at me surprised. I told her I know it's weird to suddenly say that to a stranger but I'm so tired. She laughed and said she's been there. I made that post a bit later while waiting for my mom. See, that's my excuse, hihi. :p:
Big Sarge • May 6, 2014 8:16 pm
sorry about the eyes
glatt • May 6, 2014 8:51 pm
Sarge! Nice to see you
Big Sarge • May 6, 2014 10:45 pm
Do you think I have changed a little bit??
glatt • May 7, 2014 6:16 am
I didn't recognize you. You look more like Rich Levy.
Undertoad • May 7, 2014 8:55 am
It's Lamplighter
Gravdigr • May 7, 2014 5:30 pm
You. Furry. Fucker.
Gravdigr • May 7, 2014 5:30 pm
Grab a glass of tea and you're Uncle Si!!!!

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BigV • May 8, 2014 3:39 pm
That beard deserves a salute!

Nice to see you (under all that winter coat).
Big Sarge • May 9, 2014 7:00 pm
Gravdigr;898647 wrote:
Grab a glass of tea and you're Uncle Si!!!!

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I have to admit Si is my hero. LOL. I think I am beginning to look more like an ewok
Lola Bunny • May 9, 2014 9:52 pm
So, Sarge, you want to grow a beard or you're just not shaving for a reason? Just curious.
sexobon • May 9, 2014 10:44 pm
He's preparing for the role of Santa Claus. He takes Secret Santa quite seriously. Have you been a good Lola Bunny?
Lola Bunny • May 9, 2014 11:35 pm
I've been a very good bunny. :yesnod:
Big Sarge • May 9, 2014 11:45 pm
Lola Bunny;898815 wrote:
I've been a very good bunny. :yesnod:


I'd like to play Santa and climb down your chimney;) Honestly, it is due to some issues related to my medical problem. Hard to explain in such an open forum
Lola Bunny • May 9, 2014 11:48 pm
Ahhh....okay. Well, throw on a red suit and you'll be just like Santa!
sexobon • May 10, 2014 12:06 am
You're adorable.
Big Sarge • May 10, 2014 12:27 am
I might as well come out and admit it. I'm transgendered and working hard on living my new life
Pamela • May 10, 2014 9:59 am
*snort*
Gravdigr • May 10, 2014 4:45 pm
Lola Bunny;898815 wrote:
I've been a very good bunny. :yesnod:


I'll bet you have...;)

Big Sarge;898816 wrote:
I'd like to play Santa and climb down your chimney;)


That didn't come across creepy at all.:lol2:

[SIZE="1"]Up, btw.[/SIZE]
Lola Bunny • May 10, 2014 4:50 pm
Gravdigr;898834 wrote:
I'll bet you have...;)



That didn't come across creepy at all.:lol2:

[SIZE="1"]Up, btw.[/SIZE]


If Grav makes a comment about it, the other comment must've been of sexual nature. I thought Sarge meant he wants to come visit me. :-P
Lola Bunny • May 10, 2014 4:51 pm
sexobon;898818 wrote:
You're adorable.


Be it a compliment or not, I'll take it as one, hehe.
Gravdigr • May 10, 2014 5:05 pm
Oh, he wants to come visit you.
limey • May 11, 2014 5:52 am
Yay! Sarge won the Eurovision Song Contest!


Sent by thought transference
Big Sarge • May 11, 2014 6:24 am
limey;898869 wrote:
Yay! Sarge won the Eurovision Song Contest!


Sent by thought transference


I am so happy and plan to devote my first love song to gravdigr. we're planning the music video now and I don't know if I should wax or not for my thong shots
Sundae • May 11, 2014 12:13 pm
Sarge I think you look splendid.
And you must be in a happier place than you were for a while; there was a time you wouldn't even post photos here.
Gravdigr • May 11, 2014 4:04 pm
limey;898869 wrote:
Yay! Sarge won the Eurovision Song Contest!


Sent by thought transference


I saw that pic! :lol2:

Big Sarge;898870 wrote:
I am so happy and plan to devote my first love song to gravdigr. we're planning the music video now and I don't know if I should wax or not for my thong shots


Don't tease me, you sexy pandabeast.
Spexxvet • May 12, 2014 10:33 am
Big Sarge;898820 wrote:
I might as well come out and admit it. I'm transgendered and working hard on living my new life


From panda to.... ewok? ;)
Big Sarge • May 19, 2014 7:26 am
Spexxvet;898929 wrote:
From panda to.... ewok? ;)


the military industry complex are developing a new super soldier.
glatt • May 29, 2014 9:11 pm
4 days ago.
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Lola Bunny • May 30, 2014 2:49 am
Glatt: That is super cool. Looks like lots of fun too. And I like the way you say, "Yeeah!" :D
xoxoxoBruce • May 30, 2014 8:12 am
Glatt, Glatt, Glatt of the Jungle
Strong as he can be
Watch out for that tree
Glatt, Glatt, Glatt of the Jungle
Lives a life thats free
Watch out for that tree
:haha:
infinite monkey • May 30, 2014 10:39 am
Now THAT's sexy: glatt ziplining through the forest. Can I help you comb your hair? ;)

Seriously, cool stuff, glatt. My brother and sis-in-law went ziplining last weekend in hocking hills. Imma do it this summer sometime.
Gravdigr • May 30, 2014 5:46 pm
YeeaaAH.
Big Sarge • May 31, 2014 2:19 am
glatt, that looked great!!
Griff • May 31, 2014 8:50 am
glatt;900078 wrote:
4 days ago.
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Yeah, is right!
lumberjim • Jun 8, 2014 8:16 pm
Image
Mertyle beach, SC.

Kicking off vacation the right way. Rum punch by the pool(s).

Getting ready to go have a nice seafood dinner with Dorothy Mantooth, and NEVER call her again!
Gravdigr • Jun 9, 2014 3:06 pm
JimHelm can haz bukkit!!!!
Dagney • Jun 9, 2014 3:16 pm
If i drank something that came in a bucket, they'd need to pour me into one!!
Sundae • Jun 17, 2014 3:23 pm
Today
Clodfobble • Jun 17, 2014 8:43 pm
I'm sure it's just the reflection of the sky in your eyes, but we just watched "World War Z" last night and they gave the zombies those same pupil-less eyes. Took me aback for a moment. But zombies never had such an adorable hairstyle, so I knew it was all safe. :)
Big Sarge • Jun 17, 2014 9:15 pm
such pretty eyes....
BigV • Jun 17, 2014 9:33 pm
Clodfobble;901972 wrote:
I'm sure it's just the reflection of the sky in your eyes, but we just watched "World War Z" last night and they gave the zombies those same pupil-less eyes. Took me aback for a moment. But zombies never had such an adorable hairstyle, so I knew it was all safe. :)


couldn't have said it better. !!!
Aliantha • Jun 20, 2014 8:04 pm
This was me last night. I was out with some girlfriends. Had a lovely time.

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BigV • Jun 20, 2014 9:43 pm
Happy, pink, and plenty of both. Excellent.
Aliantha • Jun 20, 2014 9:53 pm
Yeah, it was a birthday party for a girlfriend. We happened to be sitting under a pink neon sign. I liked the effect it gave the picture.
infinite monkey • Jun 21, 2014 10:08 am
I like your hair, Ali.
Griff • Jun 21, 2014 12:24 pm
Someones been using too much Melange.
Aliantha • Jun 21, 2014 6:17 pm
Thanks IM. I am slowly growing my concave bob out again. Almost there now.

Griff, what is melange?
orthodoc • Jun 21, 2014 9:53 pm
Melange is The Spice ... the drug that alters reality and permits space travel in the universe of Arrakis, the only planet where it exists. Everyone wants it. Few have it. Gross, disgusting beings fight over it. Unfortunately, giant lethal worms and intransigent indigenous peoples refuse to cede ownership; thus, wars.

You know ... like oil.
infinite monkey • Jun 22, 2014 12:37 am
Aliantha;902521 wrote:
Thanks IM. I am slowly growing my concave bob out again. Almost there now.

Griff, what is melange?


Seriously, I like the way it lays. You have gorgeous hair! I have thin hair and I would love if it would look like yours...but it ain't meant to be. You're a pretty woman. :)
Aliantha • Jun 22, 2014 2:42 am
Thanks IM. I had been to the hairdresser that day. Actually she was sitting next to me when i took that selfie. She was helping me perfect the duck lips pose. Haha
Lola Bunny • Jun 22, 2014 10:47 am
RF few weeks ago. I'm going to cut my hair soon so I thought I'd put up a before picture. The second picture is when I went to the beach...haha.
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BigV • Jun 22, 2014 1:48 pm
orthodoc;902538 wrote:
Melange is The Spice ... the drug that alters reality and permits space travel in the universe of Arrakis, the only planet where it exists. Everyone wants it. Few have it. Gross, disgusting beings fight over it. Unfortunately, giant lethal worms and intransigent indigenous peoples refuse to cede ownership; thus, wars.

You know ... like oil.


Very well put!
Big Sarge • Jun 22, 2014 8:47 pm
Lola - you are such a beauty. You kill me wearing so much clothing at the beach...........sigh
Aliantha • Jun 22, 2014 9:14 pm
I can't believe you'd cover up almost entirely Lola! Kinda seems like not really getting into the whole swing of beaching to me. Is the water always murky like that?
zippyt • Jun 22, 2014 9:43 pm
its texas , north gulf
sexobon • Jun 22, 2014 9:59 pm
Places like Corpus Christy are always breezy and one can get wind chafed. People in the background are covered up too.
Big Sarge • Jun 22, 2014 11:53 pm
I'd still like to see more skin;)
Clodfobble • Jun 23, 2014 12:02 am
Aliantha;902645 wrote:
Is the water always murky like that?


Texas beaches are gross. Often you can see the oil tankers on the horizon.
Griff • Jun 23, 2014 6:36 am
Aliantha;902521 wrote:

Griff, what is melange?


orthodoc;902538 wrote:
Melange is The Spice ... the drug that alters reality and permits space travel in the universe of Arrakis, the only planet where it exists. Everyone wants it. Few have it. Gross, disgusting beings fight over it. Unfortunately, giant lethal worms and intransigent indigenous peoples refuse to cede ownership; thus, wars.

You know ... like oil.


BigV;902604 wrote:
Very well put!


orthodoc ftw. It was directed at the pupiless lady before Ali in the thread. The Spice changes eyes to look much like Subdae's in that pic.
glatt • Jun 23, 2014 8:04 am
sexobon;902649 wrote:
Places like Corpus Christy are always breezy and one can get wind chafed. People in the background are covered up too.


I don't wear coverups like that, but I'm often tempted. I HATE applying sunscreen. I'd rather put on a goofy suit than wear sunscreen.
footfootfoot • Jun 23, 2014 8:53 am
Ali, I first read that as growing out your concave boob again, and that set me wondering all sorts of questions.
Aliantha • Jun 23, 2014 9:01 am
Haha..nice. dont have them though. Just a new do.
Lola Bunny • Jun 24, 2014 5:51 pm
Clodfobble;902658 wrote:
Texas beaches are gross. Often you can see the oil tankers on the horizon.


Aliantha;902645 wrote:
I can't believe you'd cover up almost entirely Lola! Kinda seems like not really getting into the whole swing of beaching to me. Is the water always murky like that?


Yups, the water is rather nasty. :p: But hey, who cares, we had fun. :D The water was cold and the sun was hot, burning hot after standing under it for a while, as a matter of fact. So, exposing all my skin except your private parts wasn't my idea of being at the beach. I like the feel of the waves, the cold water, the open air, and just having fun. This time, someone brought an inflatable raft and that was a whole load of fun.


sexobon;902649 wrote:
Places like Corpus Christy are always breezy and one can get wind chafed. People in the background are covered up too.


I heard the beach down in Corpus Christy is really nice and clean. The only problem is that it's a 3 hour drive from where I live. If I were to drive 3 hrs each way, it'd have to be a weekend thing. To waste 6 hrs travel just to go to the beach is not worth it for me.

glatt;902667 wrote:
I don't wear coverups like that, but I'm often tempted. I HATE applying sunscreen. I'd rather put on a goofy suit than wear sunscreen.


For me, it wasn't a hassle to put on sunscreen. I reapplied 4 times to all the exposed skin areas, which wasn't much in the first place. I just didn't want to get skin cancer. My skin is pretty sensitive and the sun easily (quickly) brings out the age(sun) spots on my face and arms. I understand how wearing a bathing suit to get a nice tan and not have all those nasty sand get on the clothing could be wonderful and more of how going to the beach should be, but I guess my health is more of my concern. Besides, wearing rash guards doesn't hinder my fun one bit. This one time at the pool, I saw this white lady wore a long sleeve rash guard and swimming shorts. I guess there other fair-skin people out who need to protect their skin too.

In response to Sarge, I just bought myself a long-sleeve rash guard. Wait until next time I go to the beach, I'll be even more covered up. :D :lol:
Lola Bunny • Jun 24, 2014 6:12 pm
Although I'm not too concerned at the moment, I don't want this to become cancerous. And my left arm used to be clear but now it's full of spots. I don't want it to have more spots or have the spots to spread.

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lumberjim • Jun 30, 2014 4:35 pm
Never cut your hair short again
Big Sarge • Jul 1, 2014 12:25 am
lumberjim;903319 wrote:
Never cut your hair short again


I agree!!!
Sundae • Jul 1, 2014 2:56 pm
Okay, stop perving over Lola's hair. Herverts.
Some of us have it shorn short so we can be ready to go out a few minutes after sex.
Take two bottles into the shower? Yes please, one white one red.

Although I do agree with them little Bunny. If I had your hair (your face, your looks, your figure etc etc) I wouldn't have it cut. Too beautiful.

Do I look smug in this photo?
I think I do.
It's not even a flattering angle. But it is my birthday so you have to be nice to me.
While I was off at my job interview (I got a new job! expect me to tell you in every thread) my Mum went to a little independent shop to buy me a brooch. I don't do brooches. I tole her so. I dragged her across the road to say I din't do brooches but if I did I'd have that one. It wasn't a hint - her coming up here was my present. I dragged her to look at baby clothes and in estate agents windows too and I have no expectations along those lines.

Anyway, she remembered, which makes it the most precious brooch in the world. AND it has a little loop set into it that allows you to wear it as a necklace. So I promptly did.

See why I look smug now?
Lola Bunny • Jul 1, 2014 3:14 pm
Sundae, dear, you look absolutely gorgeous with your short hair. I wish I could pull off short hair like you. And my smile, can't compare to yours either. Just flash that smile and you look fabulous in any angle. Congrats on your new job. I'm glad your mom made your day. And that brooch, beautiful. It makes a really nice pendant.
Big Sarge • Jul 1, 2014 3:53 pm
Sundae - you are radiant! Though I am concerned because gingers have no souls :) Baby, you don't play second fiddle to anyone in the looks department.

LB - I am very, very concerned about the moles you have. Please for the sake of your health, undress and photo yourself. If you post the pics and do so regularly, we will be able to catch any changes to them. I am only thinking about you as a medical professional.
Gravdigr • Jul 1, 2014 4:17 pm
Big Sarge;903440 wrote:
LB - ...undress and photo yourself. If you post the pics and do so regularly...


Oh, please don't do that. I spend too much time fapping to the internet as it is...
footfootfoot • Jul 3, 2014 2:58 pm
Gee Willikers, Lola.
Lola Bunny • Jul 3, 2014 10:26 pm
Big Sarge;903440 wrote:

LB - I am very, very concerned about the moles you have. Please for the sake of your health, undress and photo yourself. If you post the pics and do so regularly, we will be able to catch any changes to them. I am only thinking about you as a medical professional.


You want pictures of my moles?? I will search for them and take pictures for you, Sarge. ;)
Big Sarge • Jul 3, 2014 10:34 pm
Lola Bunny;903704 wrote:
You want pictures of my moles?? I will search for them and take pictures for you, Sarge. ;)


dog gone it, woman! i'll never get anyplace. Don't laugh at my clumsy attempt below. I've been taking internet classes.

Bạn là hoa đẹp nhất mà tôi đã từng nhìn thấy. Người chiến thắng trái tim của bạn sẽ là một người đàn ông may mắn.
footfootfoot • Jul 5, 2014 1:06 pm
I've been taking online classes too! [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]At being a smart ass...[/COLOR] Có cách nào để các nhà ga xe lửa? Cả hai đường.
Sundae • Jul 5, 2014 2:18 pm
Khu lady vườn của tôi đang là destroted bởi nốt ruồi.
Carruthers • Jul 5, 2014 2:36 pm
Sundae;903765 wrote:
Khu lady vườn của tôi đang là destroted bởi nốt ruồi.


Google Translate's offering: 'My lady garden area is destroted by moles'.

Worryingly similar to Monty Python's 'My hovercraft is full of eels'

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Gravdigr • Jul 5, 2014 4:41 pm
Lola Bunny;903704 wrote:
You want pictures of my moles?? I will search for them and take pictures for you, Sarge. ;)


I think he's more interested in the surrounding area.
Lola Bunny • Jul 5, 2014 8:06 pm
Big Sarge;903707 wrote:
dog gone it, woman! i'll never get anyplace. Don't laugh at my clumsy attempt below. I've been taking internet classes.

Bạn là hoa đẹp nhất mà tôi đã từng nhìn thấy. Người chiến thắng trái tim của bạn sẽ là một người đàn ông may mắn.


Awwww.....you're super sweet. Always have been. Thank you. :hug: :hug: :hug:

footfootfoot;903762 wrote:
I've been taking online classes too! [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]At being a smart ass...[/COLOR] Có cách nào để các nhà ga xe lửa? Cả hai đường.


Ha....funny man. :D

Sundae;903765 wrote:
Khu lady vườn của tôi đang là destroted bởi nốt ruồi.


Carruthers;903766 wrote:
Google Translate's offering: 'My lady garden area is destroted by moles'.


Hahahahha.....I hope that's what you're hoping to say, Sundae, because that's what you said. :p:

Gravdigr;903768 wrote:
I think he's more interested in the surrounding area.


Well, just white skin. What's there to look at? :nuts:
Sundae • Jul 11, 2014 2:05 pm
Me as of Wednesday (I think)
My first chance to post it though.
Carruthers • Jul 11, 2014 2:12 pm
Welcome back, Sundae!

What a way to spend a week.:eek: I'm sure you'll agree with that sentiment.

How are you feeling? On the mend, I trust?

Bit of a bruise on the hand, isn't there? Ouch
BigV • Jul 11, 2014 8:28 pm
Glad you're feeling well enough to post. I hope it doesn't hurt too much to laugh, like I did, when I saw your pose. This is what came to me:

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DanaC • Jul 12, 2014 6:27 am
Hahahah. Clever.

My Mum used to be a phlebotomist btw.
Griff • Jul 12, 2014 10:01 am
How're you feeling?
Spexxvet • Jul 12, 2014 10:16 am
I hope you're well, Sundae. You look good
fargon • Jul 12, 2014 12:20 pm
Don't get sick again, we worry and stuff. Just say NO to being sick.
Sundae • Jul 12, 2014 12:37 pm
Dana and I chose the photo as the one which best showed the yellow.
I certainly didn't expect compliments (she tried to talk me into a more flattering one!)

I'm feeling much better now (said in a Mischa Barton way)
No, really - I'm much better than when I went in. Can't say I'm 100%.
footfootfoot • Jul 12, 2014 12:48 pm
DanaC;904380 wrote:
Hahahah. Clever.

My Mum used to be a phlebotomist btw.


Paging Dr. Acula...
DanaC • Jul 12, 2014 2:02 pm
Hahaha. Yup.
elSicomoro • Jul 13, 2014 2:00 pm
Me and Elspode, RFLast night
Undertoad • Jul 13, 2014 2:03 pm
It did happen!
Lola Bunny • Jul 13, 2014 2:18 pm
Great!
Clodfobble • Jul 13, 2014 6:54 pm
Nice to see you both!
Spexxvet • Jul 14, 2014 12:51 pm
Me RF yesterday. We drive onto the beach, but the rules are that you have to be "actively fishing". We do not go to fish. In fact, yesterday was a surprise 50th birthday party for my brother in law. I threw in my line with weight and treble hook - no bait - and a little later, people were yelling that I'd hooked something. It was a fighter, but I got it in (hooked on the shoulder), and then had to do something with it. Luckily another guy had the tools to de-hook it, and we very carefully threw it back.
elSicomoro • Jul 14, 2014 12:56 pm
Careful...that's how the Crocodile Hunter died!
glatt • Jul 14, 2014 3:12 pm
Pretty cool!
glatt • Jul 14, 2014 4:24 pm
This was me on Thursday.

I just saved you $6. Now you don't have to ride the Giant Dipper in Santa Cruz.

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Elspode • Jul 14, 2014 6:16 pm
elSicomoro;904517 wrote:
Me and Elspode, RFLast night


I finally figured out what it takes to get him to my place. Classic cult films outdoors in my back yard! It was wonderful to finally meet Syc face to face, and also his lovely wife Michelle. They are just as groovy in person as they are online.
Elspode • Jul 14, 2014 6:18 pm
Didn't we used to have a "how many Dwellars have met in person" thread? If not, we need one.
BigV • Jul 14, 2014 6:54 pm
Elspode;904643 wrote:
Didn't we used to have a "how many Dwellars have met in person" thread? If not, we need one.


How about this one??
Lola Bunny • Jul 14, 2014 7:32 pm
Elspode;904642 wrote:
I finally figured out what it takes to get him to my place. Classic cult films outdoors in my back yard! It was wonderful to finally meet Syc face to face, and also his lovely wife Michelle. They are just as groovy in person as they are online.


I knew elSic looks familiar. It's Sycamore. :-) Now, if only I could remember his real name. :-( Sorry, I'm lousy with names.
sexobon • Jul 14, 2014 8:21 pm
Lola Bunny;904647 wrote:
Sorry, I'm lousy with names.

Me too Honey Bunny!
Lola Bunny • Jul 14, 2014 9:44 pm
Ha! Dude, my name is right there. :p:
Sundae • Jul 15, 2014 2:37 am
Great to see Syc, Spode and Spex - and all on the same page!
And now I''ve seen Glatt's woodie [heheheh]
Sundae • Jul 17, 2014 11:16 pm
Two and a half Dwellars.
And me on the train home after a lovely afternoon with Dani.
Lola Bunny • Jul 18, 2014 12:55 am
Nice!
Carruthers • Jul 18, 2014 7:43 am
Sundae;904965 wrote:
Two and a half Dwellars.
And me on the train home after a lovely afternoon with Dani.


And Carrot is thwarted in his bid to become the Yorkshire Area Photobomb Champion of the Year.

Better luck next time, old chap.
glatt • Jul 18, 2014 8:44 am
Very nice! I love these GTG shots.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2014 8:50 am
Girl on Girl shots?:eek:
Lola Bunny • Jul 18, 2014 7:31 pm
Just cut my hair... Sorry, LJ. My hair will grow back. :D

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zippyt • Jul 18, 2014 7:49 pm
I like z short hair !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!
Sundae • Jul 18, 2014 8:18 pm
Bunny, you go girl.
You could get a grade 1 (dunno if that translates) and still have the same gorgeousness.

Seriously, that's gotta be better for you in the summer heat, right?
orthodoc • Jul 18, 2014 8:45 pm
I'm still yearning for locks that long, Lola ... you're beautiful!
Once my hair grows beyond its current ridiculous length/appearance, I may post something again. Meanwhile, such gorgeous pics, Sundae and Dani! :)
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2014 9:58 pm
It's still cool, some would call that still long. Did you save what they cut to auction off?
Lola Bunny • Jul 18, 2014 11:42 pm
xoxoxoBruce;905062 wrote:
It's still cool, some would call that still long. Did you save what they cut to auction off?

I would donate it but they dont accept dyed hair. So I just threw everything away. If it's a bob, then you would call it a long bob. Technically, that is considered as medium length. My hair was a few inches shy of touching my waist, so I guess some would call this short.
Lola Bunny • Jul 18, 2014 11:45 pm
Took this as a before pic before I head off to the salon this afternoon.
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footfootfoot • Jul 19, 2014 12:40 pm
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Elspode • Jul 20, 2014 1:18 am
You all look so great!
Gravdigr • Jul 21, 2014 6:35 pm
Yup.
monster • Jul 21, 2014 10:15 pm
I snuck into a picture on the local news site.

here's the link to the gallery:

http://photos.mlive.com/8002564/gallery/photo_gallery_2014_wisc_champi/index.html#/0
lumberjim • Jul 22, 2014 12:38 am
I see you!
lumberjim • Jul 22, 2014 12:39 am
Lola Bunny;905040 wrote:
Just cut my hair... Sorry, LJ. My hair will grow back. :D

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You look much younger. It looks nice and soft.

In still mad at you though.
glatt • Jul 22, 2014 8:27 am
Hi monster!

Seriously though, that news photographer isn't going to win any pulitzer prizes for that boring photo. People walking into a door off in the distance. Hidden behind a pillar and trash can.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 22, 2014 12:18 pm
Snuck in? Don't they know your the star, the engine powering the organization, the music director and glasses chooser? They should be showcasing you. :crone:
Sundae • Jul 22, 2014 2:01 pm
That tiny young thing with the tanned and toned thighs?
(and no I don't mean any of those huge swimmer boys young enough to be my offspring)
Looking damn good, Monster.

You need your own spread in the Ann Arbor version of Hello.
"Monster and Her Sporting Family Relax in Their Spacious Holiday Home with Banana Lady" (saves having to clean- we know celebs lie anyway)
"Can Still Say 'Harry Potter' Like Professor Snape"
Gravdigr • Jul 22, 2014 2:48 pm
glatt;905337 wrote:
Hi monster!

Seriously though, that news photographer isn't going to win any pulitzer prizes for that boring photo. People walking into a door off in the distance. Hidden behind a pillar and trash can.


It's a still from the new swimmer-pron movie 'Behind The Beige Door'.
monster • Jul 22, 2014 4:54 pm
Dude those boys are 13-17 and two of he swimmers that day were my kids.


It was 92 degrees marshalling the 9/10 kids today, but at least most of them are shorter than me.
Big Sarge • Jul 23, 2014 11:35 am
Wow, the Cellar ladies are looking great! How did we manage to score so many hot women on this site? In my redneck tongue, I'm trying to say you all look gorgeous
Gravdigr • Jul 23, 2014 4:19 pm
monster;905378 wrote:
Dude those boys are 13-17 and two of he swimmers that day were my kids.


I'll stop trying to be funny.

If I offended you I sincerely apologize.

You have to know I was joking. Did you really think I really thought they (you) were shooting a porn movie?

I'm just gonna shut the fuck up for a while.

Again, sorry.
footfootfoot • Jul 23, 2014 8:02 pm
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orthodoc • Jul 23, 2014 9:58 pm
Gravdigr;905458 wrote:
I'll stop trying to be funny.

If I offended you I sincerely apologize.

You have to know I was joking. Did you really think I really thought they (you) were shooting a porn movie?

I'm just gonna shut the fuck up for a while.

Again, sorry.


Geez, grav, I never got this lovin' from you ... don't you dare shut up or go away. I depend on your humor here to get me through the pennsyltucky bs when it happens.

Damn the haters, post that humor!
Big Sarge • Jul 23, 2014 10:31 pm
I thought Monster had house-broken Gravdigr a couple of years ago....... I guess he'll have to stand in the corner again. They keep making me put my nose in a circle on the chalk board.
Aliantha • Jul 23, 2014 10:32 pm
Grav, you can stop trying, but there will always be some who laugh at you anyway. ;)

I didnt think what you said was offensive anyway fwiw.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 23, 2014 11:00 pm
Gravdigr;905458 wrote:

If I offended you I sincerely apologize.
Oh shut up. Monster's a sharp cookie, and playing the offended card to a T. Don't fall for that shit, man. There's nothing wrong with you or your posts. :headshake
footfootfoot • Jul 24, 2014 11:07 am
I think the jury may still be out on the former...

;)
Glinda • Jul 24, 2014 7:09 pm
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That's me - the gray hair in front - at my new job. :)
Undertoad • Jul 24, 2014 7:11 pm
Yah awright!! link
Clodfobble • Jul 24, 2014 7:15 pm
Ha! Very nice.
Glinda • Jul 24, 2014 7:26 pm
It really is VERY nice. I certainly never expected to be pimping weed for a living, but I have to say, I'm LOVIN' it. :D

To a person, the staff, management, and owners are all outstanding human beings, and our customers are nearly giddy with joy. Finally, a job that's fun, working with and for people I genuinely like and respect, selling top-notch products to people who just can't get enough. FUCKIN' DREAM COME TRUE~!

:joint:
Big Sarge • Jul 24, 2014 7:54 pm
Glinda - are you having problems with the illegal aliens overrunning your town?
Glinda • Jul 24, 2014 8:08 pm
Big Sarge;905561 wrote:
Glinda - are you having problems with the illegal aliens overrunning your town?


Not that I know of . . . in fact, I haven't heard a thing about the issue at all!

(To be fair, I haven't been watching the local news of late - too darned busy!)
Lola Bunny • Jul 24, 2014 9:45 pm
Glinda;905560 wrote:
It really is VERY nice. I certainly never expected to be pimping weed for a living, but I have to say, I'm LOVIN' it. :D

To a person, the staff, management, and owners are all outstanding human beings, and our customers are nearly giddy with joy. Finally, a job that's fun, working with and for people I genuinely like and respect, selling top-notch products to people who just can't get enough. FUCKIN' DREAM COME TRUE~!

:joint:


:thumb2: Very nice to meet you! :D
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 24, 2014 9:52 pm
Oh come on, Brian Budz - President. :lol2:

Hope it stays what you want, for as long as you want, Glinda. :thumb2:
Carruthers • Jul 25, 2014 4:53 am
Saw this in a UK newspaper the other day.

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Brock Baker shows off his T-shirt and 2 grams of pot he legally purchased at Spokane Green Leaf in Spokane, Wash. Twenty months after voters legalised recreational cannabis for adults over 21, Washington state's first few licensed pot shops opened for business, catering to hundreds of customers who lined up outside, thrilled to be part of the historic moment
Spexxvet • Jul 25, 2014 8:52 am
I have Glinda envy
fargon • Jul 25, 2014 1:33 pm
Spexxvet;905584 wrote:
I have Glinda envy


Me too.
lumberjim • Jul 25, 2014 4:39 pm
Glinda;905560 wrote:
It really is VERY nice. I certainly never expected to be pimping weed for a living, but I have to say, I'm LOVIN' it. :D

To a person, the staff, management, and owners are all outstanding human beings, and our customers are nearly giddy with joy. Finally, a job that's fun, working with and for people I genuinely like and respect, selling top-notch products to people who just can't get enough. FUCKIN' DREAM COME TRUE~!

:joint:

That's awesome. really.

congrats!
elSicomoro • Jul 25, 2014 4:53 pm
Glinda, I've heard there have been a lot of glitches with the setup up there compared to Colorado. How has it been in your experience so far?
Glinda • Jul 25, 2014 8:56 pm
xoxoxoBruce;905566 wrote:
Oh come on, Brian Budz - President. :lol2:


I swear to god, that's his real name (really and truly)! It's like his parents knew . . .

xoxoxoBruce;905566 wrote:
Hope it stays what you want, for as long as you want, Glinda. :thumb2:


Thanks. :) It's a little crazy now, because we don't have a steady supply of bud yet. The state just issued grower licenses in mid-April, so the supply is pretty spotty right now. Give it another three weeks when harvest time kicks in, and we expect to have a regular stock of 100-150 strains all the time.

In the meantime, everyone's taking it one day at a time. We had another crazy day today - got a few pounds in overnight, and out the door it went in 3.5 hours. :cool:
Glinda • Jul 25, 2014 9:14 pm
elSicomoro;905604 wrote:
Glinda, I've heard there have been a lot of glitches with the setup up there compared to Colorado. How has it been in your experience so far?


So far, except for the lack of a steady supply of weed, it's going really well. We use a software program that's connected to the state's database, so everything that comes in and goes out is automatically recorded to the state's satisfaction.

Here in WA, there is no open bud anywhere in the store. By law, growers must have their bud tested by the state and all THC and CBD levels must be documented. Then, growers are required to package (heat seal) the bud in whatever increments they want, and affix labels similar to the one seen in the image posted by Carruthers, noting the strain, the weight, THC and CBD levels, moisture content, lot number, and so on. When it arrives in the store, it's already a done deal - no measuring, no trimming, no nothing by any of us. We just put the packages in a bag and send the customer on his merry way.

Our store has also worked all taxes into the price to come up with an even number, to make it easier for buyers and staff. For example, today we were selling 2 grams of various strains for $40 total - that includes all the taxes (State Liquor Board [which oversees all MJ sales] as well as sales tax). So when we say you can buy 2 grams for $40, it's actually 2 grams for $40. The only other store in the area doesn't do this (and they charge a lot more, too - in general, what we sell for $40, they sell for $60).

Those prices are expected to come down soon, though. Right now, the grower can demand pretty much whatever price he wants. Soon, the supply will catch up with the demand, though, and prices will drop.

ETA: Edibles aren't on our menu yet. The state is still working out how they want things to go. The other day, the state decided there would be no candy edibles (lollipops, gummy bears, etc.), so it's probably only going to be baked goods, oils, and tinctures. Looking forward to the day they decide what the heck they're doing and let us know!
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 25, 2014 9:51 pm
Take heart in they haven't said you can do such and such, then weeks later say no, we changed our mind you can't do that. Oh sorry, the lobbyist for somebody important was on vacation when we made that ruling. Now the money and labor spent on making it happen a waste, plus it's now stuck in the customer's mind it's reality. In other words, it could be worse. :D
Big Sarge • Jul 25, 2014 10:08 pm
So it comes out to about $600 for a legal ounce of marijuana?? Note for legal purposes in MS an ounce of marijuana is 30 gm instead of 28.6 gm.

I'll stick to my whiskey/moonshine. It is a whole lot cheaper.
elSicomoro • Jul 25, 2014 10:52 pm
Sounds like it will work out in the end, Glinda...for EVERYONE! :joint:
Lola Bunny • Jul 26, 2014 12:26 pm
I posted how I wanted to try some pot and blah blah blah but I lost it. :neutral: Anyways...as Sarge said, I think I'll stick to my liquor. Cheaper. :D
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 26, 2014 12:30 pm
The finer things in life, although they can be free, are usually not the cheaper things.;)
Lola Bunny • Jul 26, 2014 2:03 pm
xoxoxoBruce;905672 wrote:
The finer things in life, although they can be free, are usually not the cheaper things.;)


Hehe....Yups. For example, good liquor ain't cheap either. :p:
glatt • Jul 26, 2014 7:23 pm
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zippyt • Jul 26, 2014 10:40 pm
there ya go Dude ,
Chillen like a Villen !!!
infinite monkey • Jul 26, 2014 10:52 pm
Glinda! You rock! Good to see you.
Aliantha • Jul 27, 2014 6:25 am
glatt...it has to be said. You have very knobbly knees. :)
Glinda • Jul 27, 2014 3:30 pm
infinite monkey;905718 wrote:
Glinda! You rock! Good to see you.


Thanks, IM! Now that my life is sort of stabilizing with an actual job, I'm feeling like it's time to reach out to old friends and catch up.

In my absence, I've been equally much too busy (scrambling for any little odd job that comes along and working my ass off for next to nothing, hocking jewelry, posting for sale ads on Craigslist, holding yard sales, etc.) and far too depressed to post much.

But during that time, I've lurked occasionally and thought about the Cellar and its outstanding collection of interesting, clever personalities often. Particularly over the course of the last few months, because . . .

[SIZE="5"]I HAVE A NEW COCK!!![/SIZE]

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Please say hello to Norman. Norman Cocks. He's a Silver Gray Dorking. *snort!* Unusually high in entertainment value and oddly suitable for mass Cellarite appreciation.

:cool:
DanaC • Jul 27, 2014 3:42 pm
Hi Glinda! All sounds pretty cool. And there's nothing quite like a nice new cock after all :)
Glinda • Jul 27, 2014 3:58 pm
Big Sarge;905622 wrote:
So it comes out to about $600 for a legal ounce of marijuana??


Yeah, it's nuts. But you have to remember that the law applies a 25% excise tax at each level of the system: from producer to processor, from processor to retailer, and from retailer to customer. In addition, local retail sales taxes apply. That's a mighty heavy tax burden.

We're buying the stuff for $6-7 per gram right now, but that's going to drop a lot once (1) currently licensed growers start harvesting, and (2) the state issues more growing licenses. Right now, there are only about 80 licensed growers; there are another 1800 on the waiting list.

Still, regardless of the price, people are more than happy to stand in long lines for it. Our primary clientele is baby boomers who have't smoked for decades and don't have their own connections. For these folks, even if they wanted some bud, they wouldn't know how to go about getting some, and the whole "it's illegal!" aspect generally stopped them in their tracks. But now that it's legal, they're coming out of their self-imposed pot prison and into the light!

THANK YA, BABY JEEZUS!!! :thumb2: :jig: :fumette: :beer:
Big Sarge • Jul 27, 2014 4:18 pm
I've never smoked it. Though, I hear it does work well in some PTSD studies. Lookout for that rooster! They are the most evil & spiteful creatures in the world. When my daughters aren't around, I have to wear a motorcycle helmet and carry a tennis racket for protection in the back yard. I swear, one day I will get my revenge on that rooster
Glinda • Jul 27, 2014 4:21 pm
DanaC;905766 wrote:
Hi Glinda! All sounds pretty cool. And there's nothing quite like a nice new cock after all :)


See?! I KNEW you lot would take Norman to heart! :D
Glinda • Jul 27, 2014 4:28 pm
Big Sarge;905770 wrote:
I've never smoked it. Though, I hear it does work well in some PTSD studies. Lookout for that rooster! They are the most evil & spiteful creatures in the world. When my daughters aren't around, I have to wear a motorcycle helmet and carry a tennis racket for protection in the back yard. I swear, one day I will get my revenge on that rooster


Oh, I've had my share of cocks that were complete dicks! :rolleyes:

Since then, I've wised up. Instead of just letting young chickens grow up pretty much on their own, when they're very young you need to hold and cuddle and carry them (especially the roos) around with you ALL THE TIME whenever you're in the chicken yard. Once they know you're their friend - and that you're their boss whenever you're in the chicken yard - they don't usually come after people.

Usually. ;)
Big Sarge • Jul 27, 2014 8:46 pm
I'm the only one Red attacks. I think my youngest daughter could sit there and pluck out his feathers one by one and he would be happy. The kids say when I'm fighting with him, he thinks I'm doing a wing dance.

I hate roosters, squirrels, and humming birds. Can't forget the spiders either
lumberjim • Jul 27, 2014 10:13 pm
Is there no cock whisperer that could show you how to dominate your cock? Put your knee on its chest and get all up in your cook's biness?
Griff • Jul 28, 2014 6:59 am
You're supposed to essentially ignore roosters. It's when they get habituated to handling and/or pushed around that they get dangerous.
lumberjim • Jul 28, 2014 8:32 am
So, in other words, if you handle your cock too much, it might go off? Got it.
footfootfoot • Jul 28, 2014 11:22 am
I recently met someone who buys his supply wholesale through some sort of channel for $275. / oz.

A bunch of different flavors, apparently.

Oh, and Glinda? Nice cock! (The two words you don't want to hear in the men's room)
Griff • Jul 28, 2014 6:15 pm
lumberjim;905814 wrote:
So, in other words, if you handle your cock too much, it might go off? Got it.


zactly
Big Sarge • Jul 29, 2014 1:09 am
Griff;905809 wrote:
You're supposed to essentially ignore roosters. It's when they get habituated to handling and/or pushed around that they get dangerous.


Add to it Red is about the size of a small emu. After the tornado destroyed the coop, he hides in trees and on the roof waiting for me to walk outside
Aliantha • Jul 29, 2014 1:11 am
We had a rooster who was quite nasty. I used to just sink the boot in if he tried it on me, but my boys were small when we had him and they kept getting scratched.

He tasted quite good.
Glinda • Jul 29, 2014 2:15 am
Yeah, two of my former roos turned ugly on me, but I never got friendly with either of them when they were chicks. The two I've had since then got a lot of attention as chicks and turned out to be very nice roos who never gave me or my neighbors (they care for my birds when I'm out of town) a bit of trouble.

It also depends on the breed. I can tell you that Americauna roos are real shitheads; leghorns and dorkings, not so much. :)


"Dorkings." *snicker*
Carruthers • Jul 30, 2014 6:09 pm
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Undertoad • Jul 30, 2014 6:14 pm
Cock or hell?
Griff • Jul 30, 2014 6:33 pm
My cock has been getting up at 5 as well... :eyebrow:

Truly though I may have to put the bastard in the freezer.
Big Sarge • Jul 30, 2014 7:28 pm
Griff;906001 wrote:
My cock has been getting up at 5 as well... :eyebrow:

Truly though I may have to put the bastard in the freezer.


dang. aren't you worried about frost bite? i'd have to stand on a ladder to be able to do that. my fridge is on the top of the refrigerator
orthodoc • Jul 30, 2014 11:34 pm
Hesitating to join this convo,I have to ask ... beyond dorkings, are there any poultry breeds where the cocks actually protect their hens and aren't total dicks? I don't even care if they're protective; I can deal. I just want the cock to be a dick to the threat that matters. (Okay, this is an existential question;never mind.)

I'm looking at Jersey Giants and Ohio Buckeyes. Giants for the cocks and Buckeys for the hens. We have some ground predators here, nothing terrible so far; but we do have hawks and turkey vultures. I'm thinking that a Jersey Giant cock would be a match for most threats, and the Buckeye hens would manage in our climate.
Big Sarge • Jul 31, 2014 1:04 am
maybe you could get emus
Aliantha • Jul 31, 2014 1:17 am
A hawk might not take a large rooster, but it will still take the chicks. Thats the problem my father has. He keeps his chicks caged till they are at least pullet size.
orthodoc • Jul 31, 2014 1:26 am
I could keep the chicks protected that long ... I have a very nice enclosure that I used for kittens; could work well for chicks. It'll be all my show, though, no one else here is interested. Still - I may give it a go.
lumberjim • Jul 31, 2014 8:10 am
orthodoc;906023 wrote:
Hesitating to join this convo,.... I just want the cock..... I'm thinking that a Jersey Giant cock would be a match

... Quoted selectivity here for maximum comedic value...

Did I mention that I live in jersey?
Glinda • Jul 31, 2014 12:15 pm
orthodoc;906023 wrote:
Hesitating to join this convo,I have to ask ... beyond dorkings, are there any poultry breeds where the cocks actually protect their hens and aren't total dicks? I don't even care if they're protective; I can deal. I just want the cock to be a dick to the threat that matters. (Okay, this is an existential question;never mind.)

I'm looking at Jersey Giants and Ohio Buckeyes. Giants for the cocks and Buckeys for the hens. We have some ground predators here, nothing terrible so far; but we do have hawks and turkey vultures. I'm thinking that a Jersey Giant cock would be a match for most threats, and the Buckeye hens would manage in our climate.


Just about every breed of roo is going to be protective of his girls, to some extent. It's hardwired into them.

As far as being friendly/non-aggressive to humans, Dorkings are at the top of the list, and I've heard good things about Brahma, Cochin, Buff Orpington, Black Australorpe, and Silkie roos (and bad things about Rhodies), but keep in mind that chickens, just like dogs and cats, have their own personalities. And, just like dogs and cats, they way a chicken is raised can have a lot to do with how it turns out - the more time you spend with them, the more you get them used to being picked up and held, the less trouble you'll have in the long run. (This is particularly important if one of your flock should escape the fencing and you have to chase it down!)

In general, Dorkings, Orpingtons, Australorpes, and Americaunas are very mellow breeds.
Glinda • Jul 31, 2014 12:24 pm
orthodoc;906045 wrote:
I could keep the chicks protected that long ... I have a very nice enclosure that I used for kittens; could work well for chicks. It'll be all my show, though, no one else here is interested. Still - I may give it a go.


If you've got a good enough enclosure, you don't really need a cock at all. Hens lay eggs regardless. Do keep in mind, though, that the ratio of cocks to hens should be at least 1:15 (1:20 is better). Cocks are literal fucking machines (*grin*), and they can be very hard on hens if the ratio is too low.

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glatt • Aug 24, 2014 6:35 pm
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classicman • Aug 24, 2014 6:42 pm
The youngest and I RFlast month.
classicman • Aug 24, 2014 6:42 pm
Glatt - you are downside up.
glatt • Aug 24, 2014 7:50 pm
Looks ok on my phone, but tapatalk often acts weird.

Good to see you, classic.
orthodoc • Aug 24, 2014 8:17 pm
You both look good, classic and glatt ... and if one or other of you appears upside down/downside up, after all, we're all in orbit. It's all good.
glatt • Aug 25, 2014 8:23 am
Hey. Look at that. I'm upside down.
lumberjim • Aug 25, 2014 10:35 am
Careful, You're gonna spill your wine
limey • Aug 29, 2014 6:51 am
I took this pic of Sarge on an incognito recce yesterday evening behind my house when he wasn't looking! I've had it ID checked by Sundae - she swears it's accurate.
Big Sarge • Aug 29, 2014 7:02 am
that is great!!!!! It looks just like me
Gravdigr • Sep 1, 2014 5:59 pm
Not RFN, sometime in the not too distant past, but, it is me:

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Lola Bunny • Sep 1, 2014 9:14 pm
Grav, your legs are very white.
glatt • Sep 1, 2014 10:00 pm
Envy
Lola Bunny • Sep 1, 2014 10:09 pm
Glatt, you'd like to have very pale legs too?
Big Sarge • Sep 1, 2014 11:39 pm
owwww gravdigr - do you have any pics of your toes squishing strawberry jam??/
Gravdigr • Sep 2, 2014 7:14 pm
Lola Bunny;908808 wrote:
Grav, your legs are very white.


I'm very white.
Gravdigr • Sep 2, 2014 7:20 pm
Big Sarge;908815 wrote:
owwww gravdigr - do you have any pics of your toes squishing strawberry jam??/


No, but, for a price, we might work something out...:rolleyes:




You ain't posting on Craig's List, are ya?
limey • Sep 6, 2014 7:53 am
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I don't know if I was more scared of the horse or the eagle!
glatt • Sep 6, 2014 8:18 am
wow. I've never held an eagle, let alone done it while sitting on a horse
Carruthers • Sep 6, 2014 8:58 am
What a wonderful picture!

Horses and birds of prey are guaranteed to attract my attention.

Next time, please find a Labrador to go with it and make it the perfect photo. :thumb:
Sundae • Sep 6, 2014 10:01 am
Limey you look gorgeous!

Very impressed at your outdoors deriring-do.
Good job I'm not competitive, because the best I can do is geese and pigeon-minions. And possibly mounted on Carrot. And then Dana would have to kill me.
lumberjim • Sep 6, 2014 12:08 pm
Epic is as epic does
footfootfoot • Sep 6, 2014 3:47 pm
She shall be Queen! And Pope!
Griff • Sep 6, 2014 4:14 pm
lumberjim;909041 wrote:
Epic is as epic does


Epic is it!
Gravdigr • Sep 6, 2014 4:23 pm
limey;909034 wrote:
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I don't know if I was more scared of the horse or the eagle!


Very Putin-esque! Shoulda took yer shirt off.:p:

:thumb:
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 6, 2014 5:10 pm
footfootfoot;909043 wrote:
She shall be Queen! And Pope!
Nope, that would be a demotion.

Print up a few pocket size copies and if anyone give you any shit just whip one out and say, "Hold my horse... and Eagle". :haha:
Nirvana • Sep 6, 2014 7:31 pm
Limey you look fab but I think your eagle is eying your horse! :eyebrow:
DanaC • Sep 7, 2014 4:13 am
Limey, are you off to menace some serfs?


Awesome pic :)
classicman • Sep 12, 2014 11:40 am
Dan - Wow is that a real bird?
Dave - Yes Dan, It's an Eagle.
Dan - No its not its head isn't white.
Dave - Yes it is, it's just a different kind of Eagle.
Dan - Whatever, that is still freakin awesome.
Dave - Thats also the woman who knitted your winter gloves.
Dan- The ones that Say DAN & PKA?
Dave - Yes Dan, those...

Amazing what the damaged brain retains ... can't remember an hour ago sometimes, but Limey and the gloves ... You win!
limey • Sep 12, 2014 11:43 am
Thanks Classic! Say "Hi!" to Dan from me!
classicman • Sep 12, 2014 11:44 am
And RF last Sunday. Dan & I have been volunteering at the Eagles home games for a couple years now. We got to go last Sunday on a last minute cancellation...
limey • Sep 12, 2014 11:44 am
Lookin' good, guys!
BigV • Sep 12, 2014 11:53 am
Wow! A Double Eagle!
Clodfobble • Sep 12, 2014 5:28 pm
classicman wrote:
And RF last Sunday. Dan & I have been volunteering at the Eagles home games for a couple years now. We got to go last Sunday on a last minute cancellation...


Dan - Wow is that a real football player?
Dave - Yes Dan, It's an Eagle.
Dan - No it's not, its face isn't black.
Dave - Yes it is, it's just a different kind of Eagle.

[/going to hell]

Ah, I slay me...
glatt • Sep 13, 2014 1:03 pm
RF this morning.

Got an early-ish start and it was sprinkling off and on, so the trail was much emptier than usual for a Saturday. Billy Goat Trail. Great Falls National Monument, MD side of the Potomac.
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Griff • Sep 13, 2014 1:39 pm
Nice!
DanaC • Sep 13, 2014 1:52 pm
@ Classic: that's a lovely shot of you two. God, can you ever see that he's your son lol.

@ Glatt: Nah man, totally CGI - admit it, you's surrounded by green screen

(looks awesome. I'd love to walk around there)
classicman • Sep 15, 2014 5:28 pm
thanks all.
[/going to hell] Clod, follow me - I know a shortcut!

Looking good Glatt. Any shrooms in your travels?
glatt • Sep 15, 2014 5:43 pm
Yes! In fact there were some really nice shrooms, and I actually remarked to my son that it would be cool to know which ones you could eat, and which ones you couldn't, because if the ones we saw were edible, it would have made a nice meal or two.

The idea of foraging for dinner appeals to me, but the knowledge needed seems so vast and difficult to acquire that I don't feel motivated to start.
classicman • Sep 15, 2014 8:06 pm
We should talk offline. Get the Audubon book. ($20.00) and I'll give you a couple/few/several you can't screw up. Doing the spore prints is pretty cool too.
Gravdigr • Sep 16, 2014 5:29 pm
In the mushroom dept, I stick strictly to the morels (dry land fish).

Eat these fellas sliced, fried in butter:yum::

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Don't eat this fella, though:headshake:

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That is a false morel, and some people can eat them with impunity, if prepared correctly. Some people get deathly ill, even if it is prepared correctly.

Toxins remain, correctly prepared, or not.:greenface
BigV • Sep 16, 2014 6:14 pm
selfie from a couple days ago.

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glatt • Sep 16, 2014 7:54 pm
ColorfulV
Griff • Sep 16, 2014 9:54 pm
Also involving shrooms?
BigV • Sep 16, 2014 10:33 pm
hahahaha


ah, no

This time of year, the sun comes through the front window at an angle and time of day that lets me witness a slowly traveling dispersion of sunlight, refracted through the corner of my fishtank.

I watched the pretty colors on the floor and thought it might make a fun selfie. I was right, I did have fun. :)

Here's a shot of the floor, and a wider, brighter shot of the floor for context. I'd thought about putting it in the what is this thread, but ... meh. :)

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classicman • Sep 17, 2014 1:55 pm
Yeh, Grav. We don't get many morels up here and they are typically pretty small.

Looking good "V"
Nirvana • Sep 29, 2014 11:00 am
From my company picnic, me, my buddy Cathy, my boss and two gals from the HR dept. I look like I photo bombed them...;)

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DanaC • Sep 29, 2014 4:01 pm
Nirvana;910775 wrote:
From my company picnic, me, my buddy Cathy, my boss and two gals from the HR dept. I look like I photo bombed them...;)


hahahaha. Excellent.
classicman • Sep 29, 2014 6:10 pm
Nice. Hi Nirvana.
Nirvana • Sep 29, 2014 8:09 pm
Dana I had my two fingers behind my boss's head but I decided against it :angel:
Hi Dave missed seeing you post, glad you are back :)
limey • Oct 9, 2014 1:48 pm
Here's a familiar face RF this afternoon. I got the pic via text and Cherry asked me to post it and says Hello!
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glatt • Oct 9, 2014 1:56 pm
Nice. Thanks!
fargon • Oct 9, 2014 3:37 pm
Yay!!! Sundae
Carruthers • Oct 9, 2014 4:34 pm
Great to see that smile again, Cherry! :):):)

:thumb:
Gravdigr • Oct 9, 2014 4:45 pm
:cheerldr:
BigV • Oct 9, 2014 7:59 pm
you look great!!

thank you (Sundae and limey) for checking in.
Griff • Oct 10, 2014 7:01 am
Huzzah!
Aliantha • Oct 10, 2014 8:14 am
About an hour ago.
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Lola Bunny • Oct 11, 2014 10:20 am
Blonde! Do you like it?
Aliantha • Oct 11, 2014 10:30 am
Oh yeah. Its sort of fun for a change. :)
lumberjim • Oct 13, 2014 2:06 pm
rfy
Clodfobble • Oct 13, 2014 3:32 pm
Ripley's got a real Winona Ryder vibe going on. Nice job, Jim.
classicman • Oct 13, 2014 3:54 pm
Nice pic Jim. y'all look happy. :)
BigV • Oct 13, 2014 4:30 pm
lookin good
Griff • Oct 13, 2014 4:33 pm
Happy looking crew Jim!
infinite monkey • Oct 13, 2014 5:21 pm
Your kids are way too cute! And your woman, too!

Love the smiling faces.
Undertoad • Oct 13, 2014 5:53 pm
Good one
orthodoc • Oct 13, 2014 9:12 pm
Nice pic, Jim. Great to see everyone looking happy.
lumberjim • Oct 14, 2014 7:36 am
Thanks! My brother had the camera. He's funny
Undertoad • Oct 14, 2014 7:57 am
Now the question is, who farted in that pic? It could be anyone but I'm saying it's one of the girls, James' smile is much too broad to have dealt it... or is it?
Big Sarge • Oct 14, 2014 10:15 am
I'm popping in to say high. I've been "laid up" for awhile, been in and out of the VA with my feet and leg. I'm using a cane now, but hopefully it is only temp. This is my new look for Halloween. I'm practicing my crazy old coot look. :D
fargon • Oct 14, 2014 11:10 am
Sorry to here that you have been feeling bad. We will be praying for you also.
Big Sarge • Oct 14, 2014 11:18 am
I forgot the other pics. Yes, I have a chicken that lives under my beard and roosts on my head. lol
glatt • Oct 14, 2014 11:24 am
Sarge!

Cool chicken.
lumberjim • Oct 14, 2014 11:39 am
Undertoad;911815 wrote:
Now the question is, who farted in that pic? It could be anyone but I'm saying it's one of the girls, James' smile is much too broad to have dealt it... or is it?

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glatt • Oct 14, 2014 12:19 pm
Great day for pictures. You guys look good. Even in the scowling second pic.
DanaC • Oct 14, 2014 1:43 pm
Wow. Kids looking soooo grown up now! Awesome pics Jim :)

@ Sarge - dewd, you is so rocking that beardie look, innit.
lumberjim • Oct 14, 2014 1:47 pm
yeah, these are a couple of the shots we all took for my mom and dad. my sister's and brother's famblies all wearing black shirts and blue jeans.

There were so many fuggin gnats out that we may have to re-convene for a do over in 2 weeks.

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DanaC • Oct 14, 2014 1:51 pm
That is a fucking brilliant photo!

The kid on the far left - he has such an adorable smile! Like, you couldn't look at him and not find youself smiling back.

Jim, you've got about five months tops before your son is taller than you lol. I love the way you can still see the kid even as the adult starts to show through. They look happy, healthy and confident.

Also - the bald chap - woof! Very handsome.
limey • Oct 14, 2014 1:53 pm
Lookin' good, Sarge! A kinda combo of biblical and eccentric!
And wow! All those Lumbergenes. Or Lumberjeans. Scary! But cool, too!


Sent by thought transference
classicman • Oct 14, 2014 4:57 pm
Sarge - you're just getting a start for Santa early ;)
orthodoc • Oct 14, 2014 5:00 pm
Me, RFThis summer. Mug shot for my employer.
Gravdigr • Oct 14, 2014 5:12 pm
Big Sarge;911827 wrote:
I forgot the other pics. Yes, I have a chicken that lives under my beard and roosts on my head. lol


Sarge, dude, you look totally blissed with that chicken on yer head.

I gotta get a chicken. And put it on mah haid. Under my hat, of course.;)
orthodoc • Oct 14, 2014 5:14 pm
I love the chicken, Sarge. And the beard!
glatt • Oct 14, 2014 5:46 pm
Nice mug shot, Ortho!
classicman • Oct 15, 2014 4:50 pm
Lookin good Ortho! Actually you are looking wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than good. ;)
orthodoc • Oct 15, 2014 10:45 pm
I told my boss that it seems I photoshop well. He laughed and laughed. ;)
Gravdigr • Oct 16, 2014 12:46 am
glatt;911887 wrote:
Nice mug shot, Ortho!


Nice mugs make for nice mugshots.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 16, 2014 10:36 am
orthodoc;912001 wrote:
I told my boss that it seems I photoshop well. He laughed and laughed. ;)
Add because of that, you'd be an asset on brochures to drum up funding. ;)

You're understandably all stressed about these board exams, but in spite of self doubt and attempted spousal sabotage, you've got this.
glatt • Oct 19, 2014 6:32 pm
Boy Scout camping in the Blue Ridge this weekend. They convinced me to be a leader, so I'm an Assistant Scout Master for the troop now.
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sexobon • Oct 19, 2014 7:01 pm
That's some steep terrain.
glatt • Oct 20, 2014 8:18 am
sexobon;912319 wrote:
That's some steep terrain.


fixed. stupid tapatalk.
lumberjim • Oct 20, 2014 10:43 am
try not to molest anyone
Gravdigr • Oct 20, 2014 4:05 pm
I started to say they were in good hands, but...
Clodfobble • Oct 20, 2014 11:24 pm
glatt;912318 wrote:
They convinced me to be a leader, so I'm an Assistant Scout Master for the troop now.


Gotta be careful. Just one bite, and they'll turn ya. (Wish we had a zombie emoticon...)
DanaC • Oct 21, 2014 11:56 am
Clodfobble;912396 wrote:
(Wish we had a zombie emoticon...)


Oh god yes!

I think I just had a geekgasm at the very thought.
fargon • Oct 23, 2014 4:52 pm
RF Last Monday.
classicman • Oct 23, 2014 6:11 pm
<<<--- Still think orthodoc is a total hottie...
Gravdigr • Oct 23, 2014 6:38 pm
fargon;912535 wrote:
RF Last Monday.


You hairy-faced Fargon, you!
Elspode • Oct 28, 2014 12:25 am
This is probably gauche, but I couldn't figure out how to d/l the video, so here it is linked from FB. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152572262747917

Yes, it is sideways, and yes...I am being thoroughly groomed by a cat.
Lola Bunny • Oct 28, 2014 12:01 pm
Elspode: It says either the video has expired or we don't have permission to view the video. And yes, I logged in but still got the same message.
Elspode • Oct 28, 2014 7:41 pm
Let's try this.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10106973/20141026_130430.mp4
glatt • Oct 28, 2014 8:02 pm
Oh, hai!
There you are. You must taste salty or something.
classicman • Oct 28, 2014 10:36 pm
Hahahahaaaa! Love that. Only one of my cats will do that, but only after I eat Cheez-Its. lol
Elspode • Oct 30, 2014 9:05 pm
Domino does this pretty much daily. We raised him on a bottle from the age of one day, and I'm fairly certain he thinks we are members of his litter, or his parents...so we get groomed.
Lola Bunny • Oct 31, 2014 8:21 pm
Elspode: is that your way of getting out of taking a shower? Haha....
Lola Bunny • Oct 31, 2014 8:22 pm
Playing around with my nephew. He wouldn't let me bite him. Haha...
lumberjim • Nov 1, 2014 11:43 am
I would
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 1, 2014 12:25 pm
Is that Scary Spice? ;)
footfootfoot • Nov 1, 2014 1:49 pm
I got the eyedea for this costume from an old post, I think by Bruce, of halloween costumes in the 30's. I started it a year ago and then hit a snag and let it drop. My kids were pushing me this year to finish it so I did, putting the final touches on at the 11th hour. This is me RF last night.
Clodfobble • Nov 1, 2014 2:00 pm
ICU
glatt • Nov 1, 2014 2:18 pm
Excellent!
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 1, 2014 3:42 pm
What's under that coat? :eyebrow:
Gravdigr • Nov 1, 2014 4:53 pm
xoxoxoBruce;913178 wrote:
What's under that coat? :eyebrow:


The biggest bottle of Visine you ever saw!
glatt • Nov 1, 2014 8:28 pm
I learned how to tie a couple special knots in an arbor rope today so you can climb a rope into a tree.

The knot is tricky at first, but I got the hang of it. It's called a Blake's Hitch. And there's another hitch for your feet to rest in. You sort of inchworm your way up the rope, alternating the knots you slide up while you rest on the other knot.


Kind of cool that I got the rope up there, tied the knots and did the climbing myself in this set of pictures.

A friend took these for me, but only gave me low res copies.
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limey • Nov 2, 2014 3:29 am
Very neat!
classicman • Nov 2, 2014 11:40 am
Vertical Lola ...
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 2, 2014 3:23 pm
Shouldn't that be the other way up? You know, hanging like a bat. ;)
classicman • Nov 2, 2014 8:55 pm
xoxoxoBruce;913241 wrote:
Shouldn't that be the other way up? You know, hanging like a bat. ;)
sexobon • Nov 2, 2014 9:13 pm
Now it looks like she uses too much hair spray.
zippyt • Nov 2, 2014 9:14 pm
RFYTD at Jen and Mats wedding , the photog is short , i look like a Fn GIANT !!!
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 2, 2014 9:52 pm
Zip, you are a giant among men. :thumb:
Lola Bunny • Nov 2, 2014 11:48 pm
Thanks, Classic. Can't seem pix while browsing on my phone. :-/
infinite monkey • Nov 3, 2014 1:52 am
zip, that is a nice looking family right there! Congratulations!
limey • Nov 3, 2014 3:09 am
Lovely pic, Zip!
glatt • Nov 3, 2014 8:06 am
Nice picture, Zippy!
Lola Bunny • Nov 3, 2014 10:22 am
Glatt: You have such fun! :D

Zippy: I dont think it's cuz the photog is short. You look much taller than others next to you. What's wrong with being a giant? You look great!
classicman • Nov 3, 2014 5:17 pm
Lookin' good Zip! congrats.
Gravdigr • Nov 3, 2014 5:45 pm
Good looking fam there, Zip.

He looks tall cuz Marines just stand taller.

[Size=1]Oo-rah![/Size]
limey • Nov 5, 2014 7:39 am
Sunday Sundae
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BigV • Nov 5, 2014 11:56 am
Hi Sundae!

Lookin good, happy!
Gravdigr • Nov 5, 2014 2:01 pm
:wstupid:
BigV • Nov 5, 2014 2:41 pm
good to know you got my back, bro.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 5, 2014 2:45 pm
Sheldon's got your back. :unsure:

See Sundae, same old, same old. :D
Gravdigr • Nov 5, 2014 2:48 pm
BigV;913517 wrote:
good to know you got my back, bro.


Jus' having a li'l fun with ya...:comfort:
fargon • Nov 6, 2014 2:38 pm
Me and my new winter hat.
Gravdigr • Nov 6, 2014 3:05 pm
Is teh awesome. I love Green Bay. They're my number 2 team, behind Da Bears&#8482;. I've been with them both since I was about 9-10.

:devil:
Big Sarge • Nov 9, 2014 3:26 am
Hey Sundae. You sure are looking good. I love your hear that color
classicman • Nov 9, 2014 9:10 pm
Couple weeks ago with my GF & my sons. I just missed getting my daughter in the pic as well.
infinite monkey • Nov 9, 2014 11:18 pm
Nice lookin' folk, right there! :)
DanaC • Nov 10, 2014 8:12 am
Lovely photo!
Clodfobble • Nov 10, 2014 9:10 am
I don't think you've ever posted a picture of your lady before, classic. She's hot!
glatt • Nov 10, 2014 12:59 pm
This is a frame of a video taken when I visited my brother in the summer, but I took the screen cap when I was cleaning out my phone just a moment ago, so it's arguably RFN.

We were playing with a high powered LED he got, and I was holding the 36 volt conductors to the LED terminals to get it to light up. It was kind of bright. Imagine this in a flashlight? You could build a flashlight for it that took 4x9 volt batteries. Almost 8000 lumens, compared to most flashlights that have about 100 lumens.

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Gravdigr • Nov 10, 2014 2:43 pm
Clodfobble;913906 wrote:
I don't think you've ever posted a picture of your lady before, classic. She's hot!


She is a looker. What she doing with you?:eyebrow:
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 10, 2014 4:25 pm
glatt;913922 wrote:
Almost 8000 lumens, compared to most flashlights that have about 100 lumens.
Be the most hated son of a bitch in the campground. :haha:
glatt • Nov 10, 2014 4:27 pm
It would be like carrying the sun in your hands.
Griff • Nov 10, 2014 5:43 pm
xoxoxoBruce;913260 wrote:
Zip, you are a giant among men. :thumb:


Holy mackerel! Just how tall are you zip?
Spexxvet • Nov 11, 2014 11:09 am
Griff;913955 wrote:
Holy mackerel! Just how tall are you zip?


Wouldn't it be funny if Zippy is 5'2". :p:
zippyt • Nov 11, 2014 6:18 pm
add a foot
monster • Nov 11, 2014 9:50 pm
footfootfootfootfootfoot
monster • Nov 11, 2014 9:53 pm
here's the dweller heigh thread, looking at it, I think more men than women answered
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http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=28512&highlight=tall+dwellars
Big Sarge • Nov 12, 2014 6:23 am
Y'all are looking good. Here's one of me from a few days ago. I cut my hair and shaved my beard.
BigV • Nov 12, 2014 11:09 am
Nice. Very nice. :)
lumberjim • Nov 12, 2014 11:31 am
sarge, why must you sit on a throne of lies?
Big Sarge • Nov 12, 2014 6:46 pm
LJ - I really don't understand what you mean with that statement
classicman • Nov 12, 2014 8:10 pm
infinite monkey;913891 wrote:
Nice lookin' folk, right there! :)

thanks
DanaC;913904 wrote:
Lovely photo!

thanks
Clodfobble;913906 wrote:
I don't think you've ever posted a picture of your lady before, classic. She's hot!

I agree wholeheartedly
Gravdigr;913935 wrote:
She is a looker. What she doing with you?:eyebrow:

I. have. no. idea. I ask myself that almost daily.
Here's one of the professional pics of my whole brood (is that right?)
classicman • Nov 12, 2014 8:13 pm
Damn glatt - you made the microwave go dark.
Big Sarge • Nov 12, 2014 8:13 pm
Classicman - That's a great looking family. I know you must be very proud.
Lola Bunny • Nov 12, 2014 8:46 pm
It was a quiet day at work. The optician brought out his party glasses, and I thought they look fun.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 12, 2014 8:51 pm
The optician? Does he sell them, or just wants to be ready in case a party breaks out?
Lola Bunny • Nov 12, 2014 8:56 pm
Thanks for fixing the pic, Bruce. Those belong to his wife. She got them at a party or something like that, I don't remember exactly what he said. He was just showing them for fun.
BigV • Nov 12, 2014 9:23 pm
classicman;914046 wrote:
thanks

thanks

I agree wholeheartedly

I. have. no. idea. I ask myself that almost daily.
Here's one of the professional pics of my whole brood (is that right?)


Such a beautiful family. So happy, so damn good looking. Professional, eh? Just curious, how much did you charge the photographer?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 12, 2014 9:24 pm
Oh, I see... you were just filling in for his wife. :bolt:
classicman • Nov 12, 2014 10:07 pm
lol - hahaha.. thanks
;)
Big Sarge • Nov 12, 2014 11:54 pm
Lola B - you are so cute it hurts
Lola Bunny • Nov 13, 2014 1:49 pm
xoxoxoBruce;914062 wrote:
Oh, I see... you were just filling in for his wife. :bolt:


No...:smashfrea

Thanks, Sarge. :)

As for everyone else who've posted your pics....you and your family look great!! :D (I know, I'm sorry for posting in this seemingly insincere way. But I really enjoy your pictures. :) )
Gravdigr • Nov 13, 2014 6:06 pm
Big Sarge;914049 wrote:
Classicman - That's a great looking family. I know you [Strike]must[/Strike] should be very proud.


Fixed it.

:thumb:
monster • Nov 17, 2014 9:56 pm
RFLunchtime
Undertoad • Nov 17, 2014 9:58 pm
You guys look awesome and this picture is awesome
monster • Nov 17, 2014 10:07 pm
why thank you :) and happy birthday.
Sundae • Nov 17, 2014 10:20 pm
Flipping heck Monster.
We finally get to see where the kids got their genes from.

Hawt on both sides.
sexobon • Nov 17, 2014 10:27 pm
Looking quite distinguished.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 17, 2014 11:00 pm
Now you've done it, you're officially part of the world's big problem. :haha:
Clodfobble • Nov 18, 2014 12:18 am
Very stately! This picture makes me happy. Did everyone get to pose with the judge, or was it a casual request?
lumberjim • Nov 18, 2014 12:40 am
Very nice!
BigV • Nov 18, 2014 12:49 am
**APPLAUSE!!**
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 18, 2014 1:19 am
:blush:
glatt • Nov 18, 2014 8:30 am
Congratulations! You two look very distinguished. I'd totally let you in, if I were a border guard.
infinite monkey • Nov 18, 2014 9:05 am
Looking good...wow, that is really cool. Congratulations to you and beest!
classicman • Nov 18, 2014 8:47 pm
Congrats to you both. Welcome aboard.
BigV • Nov 18, 2014 9:30 pm
hahahahaaa!
monster • Nov 18, 2014 10:25 pm
yes, everyone poses with the judge one way or another :eek:
Gravdigr • Nov 19, 2014 3:48 pm
Beest looks properly unimpressed.
Sundae • Nov 26, 2014 10:38 pm
Test
Gravdigr • Nov 27, 2014 4:49 pm
Exam

(oh, wrong thread, ne'ermind)
Gravdigr • Nov 27, 2014 4:59 pm
Not me, not RFN, but, I saw Sarge the other day...

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limey • Dec 4, 2014 8:55 am
Sundae Wednesday.
BigV • Dec 4, 2014 12:20 pm
looks like two's day from here.

whoa.
Sundae • Dec 4, 2014 12:32 pm
In my defense I was quite cold, hence the posture.
Had I realised the effect it had on my titties I certainly would have changed my pose. And you know I'm not usually shy in that respect, it was just a (rather big) surprise ..
lumberjim • Dec 4, 2014 1:50 pm
just remember this next time you are posting in the NSFW RFN thread mkay?
Sundae • Dec 4, 2014 7:57 pm
Not sure how to take that...
Do or don't?!

I will regardless.
Cos I got a lovely (faux) fur collar. So there.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 4, 2014 8:10 pm
Don't? What are you kidding us? Of course Do, that's a given. :haha:
lumberjim • Dec 4, 2014 11:08 pm
Derr. Did you think I was saying you shouldn't pose exactly like that sans the top? Me?
Yeah. I hate looking at huge boobs pressed together invitingly
Sundae • Dec 5, 2014 12:56 am
Oh yeah.
Get it now.
Derr.

And ta.
Clodfobble • Dec 5, 2014 9:39 am
You look lovely, Sundae.
Undertoad • Dec 5, 2014 9:14 pm
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BigV • Dec 5, 2014 9:15 pm
Hi UT!


*waves*
lumberjim • Dec 6, 2014 10:41 am
That's his game face. He's looking at his fantasy roster. I see fear in his eye
Sundae • Dec 6, 2014 10:53 am
He's looking at my 'normous rooster.
You don't have to be gay to recognise cock envy when you see it.

ETA the photo of me on the carousel is in a completely different thread sorry.
glatt • Dec 6, 2014 11:36 am
Back in the spring, a photographer visiting my work took a nice portrait of me for the firm's phone list, and when I asked him if I could get a copy, he wanted $50 for a small jpeg. That was too much, I thought, and we couldn't agree on a price, so we each got nothing.

So when I learned that there was an artist who wanted to sketch portraits of people on post-its to include in a book, I thought that might be fun. He was doing a kickstarter, and for the $25 level I would get a portrait. I was in! I took a bunch of selfies, chose my favorite one, and sent it in to him.

That was in October, and I forgot all about it until I got a stiff cardboard envelope in the mail yesterday. There was a thank you note inside, with my post-it portrait stuck inside the card. I'm pleased with how it came out.

That phone list photographer wanted $50 for attaching a file to an email, and this artist only wanted $25 for a real drawing, and mailing it off. This is such a better deal!
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sexobon • Dec 6, 2014 12:04 pm
A-ha, he did a good take on you!
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 6, 2014 1:32 pm
Bu.... but... he gave you a crew-cut. :haha:
Clodfobble • Dec 6, 2014 1:37 pm
I can recognize you, so I'd say he did a worthy job!
lumberjim • Dec 6, 2014 1:37 pm
that's on a 3x3 post it?
glatt • Dec 6, 2014 1:49 pm
yep. The little square post-it.
Gravdigr • Dec 6, 2014 2:14 pm
Awesome.
Griff • Dec 6, 2014 2:29 pm
So very cool.
classicman • Dec 6, 2014 2:46 pm
Wow. Thats really neat.
Sundae • Dec 6, 2014 6:11 pm
Want one, want one,want one.
Of me, natch. You being happily married and all.

Seriously though, that's special. Like put on a business card special.
Big likes from me. But to be fair you didn't exactly fall out of the ugly tree.
In fact I can't think of a Dwellar who did. Except LJ's brain. And I'd still jump his bones if it wasn't for Amanda .
Gravdigr • Dec 6, 2014 10:02 pm
You should take a selfie with the drawing of your selfie.

Glattception!!
Gravdigr • Dec 6, 2014 10:04 pm
Sundae;915724 wrote:
...But to be fair you didn't exactly fall out of the ugly tree.
In fact I can't think of a Dwellar who did...


There's a reason there are no pictures of Bruce.

:stickpoke
Sundae • Dec 7, 2014 7:09 am
Incorrect.
I just can't find it.

And I just like to tell you you're incorrect.
glatt • Dec 7, 2014 11:48 am
Gravdigr;915731 wrote:
You should take a selfie with the drawing of your selfie.

Glattception!!


Why not? My vanity is happy to comply.

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sexobon • Dec 7, 2014 2:33 pm
Gravdigr;915732 wrote:
There's a reason there are no pictures of Bruce. ...

Sundae;915745 wrote:
Incorrect.
I just can't find it. ...

It was in his profile; but, removed after the paternity allegations began.
Gravdigr • Dec 7, 2014 2:39 pm
I trimmed the Ugly Tree once. Once.

And look what happened.
Lola Bunny • Dec 7, 2014 10:41 pm
I think I have pink eye. You think patients would mind if I check their eyes while mine looking like this? Hihi...
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 8, 2014 12:38 am
Nah, they'll just think you're stoned. :D
Sundae • Dec 8, 2014 1:47 am
Gravdigr;915764 wrote:
I trimmed the Ugly Tree once. Once.

And look what happened.

Did it make it look bigger?
Lola Bunny;915782 wrote:
I think I have pink eye. You think patients would mind if I check their eyes while mine looking like this? Hihi...

That's racist!
Clodfobble • Dec 8, 2014 9:37 am
OMFG Sundae, that was funny.
Lola Bunny • Dec 13, 2014 8:46 pm
On my way to work last week. I have eye infection, so no contact lenses and no make-up until that clears up. Been looking like this all week long and still does. Hopefully I can get back into my contacts soon. I am not fond of wearing glasses. :-(
Lola Bunny • Dec 13, 2014 8:47 pm
Hmmm...don't know why my pics are sideways these days.
sexobon • Dec 13, 2014 9:19 pm
We just lay down to look at them and it's kind of cozy.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 13, 2014 11:39 pm
You look so fresh, so wholesome, so pure, you could fool anybody. :lol2:
Big Sarge • Dec 14, 2014 2:22 pm
You smoke in those glasses. BTW, are you 18 or 19? Hard to tell. I truly wish I could look that young.
BigV • Dec 16, 2014 12:23 am
I'd guess fourteen.
Aliantha • Dec 16, 2014 1:19 am
This is me, right now, today. Not too bad, all things considered. :right:

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BigV • Dec 16, 2014 10:45 am
You are getting younger too, Ali. :)
Big Sarge • Dec 16, 2014 2:46 pm
Ali - those eyes sure can make a guys heart skip a beat!! I love the hair
Sundae • Dec 24, 2014 4:08 am
A couple of days back.
As mentioned in the bruises thread I am a little less puffy and a little more blue/ black.

Story to follow if anyone is interested.

Ali, you look gorge as always btw. Loving the hair.
Mine's back to pink. May as well, with an Avatar face I hardly blend in anyway.
DanaC • Dec 24, 2014 4:16 am
Jesus, Sundae... that's pretty fecking dramatic.
glatt • Dec 24, 2014 6:19 am
Ouch! What happened?
Aliantha • Dec 24, 2014 6:30 am
Wtf happened to your face sandae?
fargon • Dec 24, 2014 7:22 am
Sundae, please get better soon.
Sundae • Dec 24, 2014 8:31 am
For the short answer I had an argument with the Chevin.
For the long (and a little bit sadder answer) I will probably post later in the Cherry and Liver thread.

But hey, look how beautiful I am now!
glatt • Dec 24, 2014 9:08 am
Nice to see you smiling!
Sundae • Dec 24, 2014 9:20 am
Trust me, it still hurts to do that.
But for the Cellar, anything.
Gravdigr • Dec 24, 2014 12:19 pm
Did you fall down it, or did it rise up and smite you?

Glad you can still manage a smile!
Gravdigr • Dec 24, 2014 12:20 pm
[Size=1]Sarge will shit bricks.[/Size]
limey • Dec 24, 2014 4:04 pm
Glad to see you're looking better, Sundae! X
sexobon • Dec 24, 2014 5:15 pm
I shall name that appearance - Vineyard Camouflage. :neutral:
Lola Bunny • Dec 24, 2014 6:51 pm
Glad to see your face looking better. Hope the pain goes away soon. :hug:
infinite monkey • Dec 24, 2014 10:16 pm
Ok, I'll bite: did you get mugged, did you get into a car accident, or did you fall down a long hill face first? If it's the third option, why?

With concern, I ask this.
BigV • Dec 25, 2014 1:10 am
infinite monkey;917187 wrote:
Ok, I'll bite: did you get mugged, did you get into a car accident, or did you fall down a long hill face first? If it's the third option, why?

With concern, I ask this.


If you're not going to eat all of that... I'll have a bite too.

W.
T.
F.
Sundae • Dec 25, 2014 4:13 am
Meh. Start of whole pathetic interlude here.
Aliantha • Dec 25, 2014 8:29 am
I still don't understand where the bruised face came from.
Sundae • Dec 25, 2014 1:15 pm
Read the last part of the thread.
Anyway, Merry Christmas!
limey • Dec 25, 2014 1:23 pm
Looking better every day, Sundae!


Sent by thought transference
gtown • Dec 29, 2014 10:16 am
Sundae, great to see you smiling and hair-dyed again. My happy thoughts and best wishes are headed your way.
footfootfoot • Dec 29, 2014 3:46 pm
sexobon;917175 wrote:
I shall name that appearance - Vineyard Camouflage. :neutral:


You are too fucking funny
chrisinhouston • Jan 1, 2015 10:32 pm
Well this was taken last week as I tried to share my soup with my newest granddaughter, Caitlin. She is almost 1 now.
classicman • Jan 2, 2015 12:01 am
Wow. Great pic. Lookin good Chris.
Aliantha • Jan 2, 2015 1:37 am
You have a very nice looking family Chris. All the kids are gorgeous!
chrisinhouston • Jan 2, 2015 6:54 am
Aliantha;917890 wrote:
You have a very nice looking family Chris. All the kids are gorgeous!


Thanks Aliantha,

Caitlin was one of those grandchildren we weren't expecting. My daughter Deirdre had been dating and living with a co-worker for 6 years and got pregnant. However the relationship had apparently grown less solid, she still decided to go ahead and have the baby but is raising her by herself now. The father is from Mexico, so she brings a new twist to our family tree! This was only the second time we have seen her as my daughter spent the year up in Alaska with her brother.
glatt • Jan 2, 2015 8:29 am
That's awesome. Cute granddaughter.
Griff • Jan 2, 2015 9:40 am
She is a beauty Chris!
BigV • Jan 2, 2015 11:20 am
You look happy Chris, you look great. And your granddaughter is a jewel.