Noobsauce In Your Grill!

You ever see those infomercials on vacuum-sealing food? You know....those ones you watch at 2:45 in the morning, naked and eating an entire box of Little Debbie swiss rolls? Not because you particularly like them, and you'd rather have some cosmic brownies (also by LD) but because it's the only thing available in the house and you don't want to get up and drive 5.8 miles to the truck stop next to the Interstate to grab BAR-B-Q Fritos, Cinnamon rolls and a Slurpee because that prostitute Candy Jenkins is always asking you for $7 dollars and you have to roll whatever loose change you have in your pocket in the opposite direction to make her chase after it so you can get away?

Yeah, me too, ALL the time.

Glad we could reach a connection point early on by finding an experience I'm sure at one point in time that we've all shared.

Thanks and see you around.

.P404.

Hi Prince Of The 404,
welcome!

glatt;889333 wrote:

Hi Prince Of The 404,
welcome!

Thank you very much. :)

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here.






I Not Krazy I'm OK They Will Never Take Me Away!!!

fargon;889339 wrote:

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here.






I Not Krazy I'm OK They Will Never Take Me Away!!!

My old cell-mate gave me THAT same advice and proclaimed the very same thing. Big Bubba Johnson....that you? :eyebrow:

hmmm.

monster;889342 wrote:

hmmm.

Hmmm, indeed.

I like your signature....Sometimes I enjoy ingesting medium quantities of Strychnine, Asbestos, Silica sand and Thallium mixed in a shot glass with liquefied Zyklon B, that's given to me by a 6'7 Jewish man named Vilhem Von Klassen-burg, who likes to be called Amelia Earhart.

Coincidence? I didn't think so either. :)

Definitely not a coincidence.

monster;889345 wrote:

Definitely not a coincidence.

See? :heart-on:

You can check out anytime you like... but you can never leave...

Hello Prince.
I'm not sure I understood a word of your post.

Oh, except for the naked bit.
Pics or it never happened.

Nirvana;889349 wrote:

You can check out anytime you like... but you can never leave...

LOVE The Eagles....

Sundae;889356 wrote:

Hello Prince.
I'm not sure I understood a word of your post.

Oh, except for the naked bit.
Pics or it never happened.

Are we trading? :D

Prince Of The 404;889331 wrote:

You ever see those infomercials on vacuum-sealing food? You know....those ones you watch at 2:45 in the morning, naked and eating an entire box of Little Debbie swiss rolls? Not because you particularly like them, and you'd rather have some cosmic brownies (also by LD) but because it's the only thing available in the house and you don't want to get up and drive 5.8 miles to the truck stop next to the Interstate to grab BAR-B-Q Fritos, Cinnamon rolls and a Slurpee because that prostitute Candy Jenkins is always asking you for $7 dollars and you have to roll whatever loose change you have in your pocket in the opposite direction to make her chase after it so you can get away?

Get. Out. Of. My. Head.

I think I'll just loosen the cork on that bottle of mind bleach, I think I'm gonna be needing to keep it handy any time soon :eek:

@Prince of the 404

tsk, tsk, where's my manners!
from one newbie to another, welcome, the place is cool and the natives are friendly.
apart from the weirdoes, obviously.[SIZE="5"]:D[/SIZE]

Talk about a person who did thorough research on a web hangout before diving in. Welcome, 404...and congrats on diving in despite the lack of significant depth in our Internet pool.

Molasar;889423 wrote:

@Prince of the 404
apart from the weirdoes, obviously.[SIZE="5"]:D[/SIZE]

Hey us wierdos are people also. What out for the Zork they will get you!!!

Elspode, I'm glad you're back and sticking around.

Thanks! I have a lot of catching up and rehabilitation to do.

Nice entrance.

We do seem to be getting a little flurry of new faces just lately. Good to see.

DanaC;889452 wrote:

Nice entrance.

:eek:



:lol:

:)

Thought that might raise a smile

DanaC;889457 wrote:

:)

Thought that might raise a smile

that takes more than a little anal bleaching. nice goatee, though.

That's no goatse, that's Sheldon's beard.

Sheldon has a beard?!? What's her name?

He just calls her "Baby."

;)

:bolt:

Grav's honey is cheating? Put Baby in the corner!

I don't get anything in this thread

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Lumberjim, this thread definitely zigged when it should have zagged.

Sent from an undisclosed location.

and the noob has already taken a powder, it seems.

meh.

the whole thread smacks of effort, anyways.
someone put more troll bait out.

<< oh hey. lookie lookie I cracked the 20K mark

lumberjim;889573 wrote:

<< oh hey. lookie lookie I cracked the 20K mark

Of those 20K , which makes you the most proud ?

... and, of course, the most embarrassed ?

Links or they didn't happen ! ;)

oh, let's not go there shall we?

I've been on here since I was 33. 10 years ago. I've grown not only in girth, but maturity. Life has kicked me around a bit the last 4 years, and you guys have been there to pick me up more than once. also to reign me in a bit when I got rowdy...

so, let's go with the no links, never happened option

Noob 404 checked in this morning, but didn't feel moved to post.

Gravdigr;889497 wrote:

Sheldon has a beard?!? What's her name?

infinite monkey;889502 wrote:

He just calls her "Baby."

;)

:bolt:

Yeah, you better run! You infinite thing, you.

:p:

glatt;889582 wrote:

Noob 404 checked in this morning, but didn't feel moved to post.

Maybe we scared him off...

Aww. He seemed kind of fun.

lumberjim;889579 wrote:

oh, let's not go there shall we?

I've been on here since I was 33. 10 years ago. I've grown not only in girth, but maturity. And I have completed my transformation into a viking. Life has kicked me around a bit the last 4 years, and you guys have been there to pick me up more than once. also to reign me in a bit when I got rowdy...and to recommend a good polish for my viking helmet.

so, let's go with the no links, never happened option

:joint:

Gravdigr;889593 wrote:

Yeah, you better run! You infinite thing, you.

:p:

Aww gravs, I luvz ya, man. :)

I feelz ya, Monkeygirl.