Ask the Salesperson

footfootfoot • Jan 8, 2014 7:11 am
Third floor, aisle 6.

Yes, may I help you?
DanaC • Jan 8, 2014 7:27 am
Where's the mayonnaisseisaise?
footfootfoot • Jan 8, 2014 7:38 am
in the condimentsentsents aisle
Griff • Jan 8, 2014 7:46 am
Tequila,12 ga slugs, hacksaw, chain, cinder-blocks, garbage bags, paper towels, mop, bucket and Mr. Clean? Quickly man!
footfootfoot • Jan 8, 2014 8:34 am
Loading Dock. Ask for Lou, tell him you want kit #5. Cash only.
infinite monkey • Jan 8, 2014 8:41 am
"Excuse me, do you have this in a size 2?"

"Why yes, ma'am, we do."

"Oh, then go f*** yourself."

;)
Undertoad • Jan 8, 2014 9:43 am
I need a heating fuel additive that prevents waxing of the oil in cold temperatures?
BigV • Jan 8, 2014 10:17 am
I recommend adding warmth. It's available in the environment but unfortunately out of season at this time.
infinite monkey • Jan 8, 2014 11:19 am
Do you have any hotcakes? I'm having the damndest time finding hotcakes.
footfootfoot • Jan 8, 2014 11:21 am
Undertoad;888652 wrote:
I need a heating fuel additive that prevents waxing of the oil in cold temperatures?


white kerosene. In hardware.
Undertoad • Jan 8, 2014 11:54 am
BigV;888660 wrote:
I recommend adding warmth. It's available in the environment but unfortunately out of season at this time.


if i had the warmth i wouldn't need the heating oil now would i
footfootfoot • Jan 8, 2014 12:32 pm
infinite monkey;888665 wrote:
Do you have any hotcakes? I'm having the damndest time finding hotcakes.


No ma'am, I just walk that way.
footfootfoot • Jan 8, 2014 12:34 pm
Undertoad;888671 wrote:
if i had the warmth i wouldn't need the heating oil now would i


Or you could go to automotive and get diesel fuel additive. #2 heating oil is just diesel. The kerosene works too. Is your tank outdoors?
Happy Monkey • Jan 8, 2014 12:47 pm
I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Beest • Jan 8, 2014 1:01 pm
Are you free?
Lamplighter • Jan 8, 2014 1:27 pm
Is this going to go on sale soon ?
Undertoad • Jan 8, 2014 1:42 pm
The tank is outdoors, and the pipe to the inside is now entirely covered in moss. It appears the fuel does not reach the furnace if the outdoor temp is below 10 and there is no sun on the tank.
Bloke • Jan 8, 2014 2:12 pm
Clean-up on aisle 3...
Sheldonrs • Jan 8, 2014 2:27 pm
Code BROWN, aisle 7!
DanaC • Jan 8, 2014 3:13 pm
Beest;888677 wrote:
Are you free?


Ground floor:
Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food.
Pamela • Jan 9, 2014 12:50 am
This is my first thread to be cloned. I'm flattered!
Sheldonrs • Jan 9, 2014 5:31 am
Pamela;888723 wrote:
This is my first thread to be cloned. I'm flattered!


Could have been worse. I was tempted
To create a "Ask the transFat person" thread. :)
Reg • Jan 9, 2014 7:46 am
Beest;888677 wrote:
Are you free?


If y'are, I'll have two
Gravdigr • Jan 9, 2014 5:42 pm
Where can I find the rope, chainsaw, shovel, lye, and fish sticks?
Gravdigr • Jan 9, 2014 5:44 pm
Happy Monkey;888675 wrote:
I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.


Perhaps you could return after he's finished his nap?
sexobon • Jan 10, 2014 7:08 pm
When will the lights stop dimming, when will the lift be repaired, and how much for one of those cute little electronic silver mouse things I've seen scurrying about?