Not just for the shelf anymore.

Maybe she can get a job at the Riven-deli down the road. :D

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/24/melynda-moon-elf-ears_n_4494832.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

That guy's ears look a lot more attractive (well, not attractive, but more natural, I guess) than the girl's. Hers look like a weird chunk of cartilage got added to the top; his look like his ears might actually have been (de-)formed that way.

Um... Elf with a shelf?

Elf on the Shelf. A keep-the-kids-behaved gimmick that somehow became insanely popular several years ago. I think it must have been featured on Oprah or something, because it came out of nowhere and all of a sudden all the suburban moms were doing it...