What's stopping big Bertha?

Carruthers • Dec 22, 2013 2:50 pm
Any ideas, Dwellars?

What's stopping big Bertha? Seattle debates mysterious object obstructing tunnel machine
Lamplighter • Dec 22, 2013 5:21 pm
The obvious answer...
Clodfobble • Dec 22, 2013 5:30 pm
But two weeks ago, a thousand feet into her near two-mile journey, Bertha came to a grinding halt.


Here's what I don't get. My kids watch this old show called "Popular Mechanics For Kids," which originally ran from 1997 to 2001. In one of the episodes, they do a segment on Big Bertha, including video footage of it up and running, so it's not like they were just profiling some future machine design that hadn't been built yet. At the latest, this episode was part of the final season in 2001, which would mean it's taken 12 years to dig 1,000 feet? What was the holdup?


Edit: nevermind, I'm dumb. I think the same machine gets moved from one construction site to another, and the video was from sometime earlier in its tunnel-digging career.
Carruthers • Dec 23, 2013 2:51 am
The UK Government has been telling us, for quite a while now, that it has been disposing of the National Debt. They didn't tell us how or where. I suspect all is about to be revealed :eek:
JBKlyde • Dec 23, 2013 7:02 am
The Vulcan
Big Sarge • Dec 23, 2013 10:28 am
Have they tried the on switch or made sure it is still plugged in?
Carruthers • Dec 23, 2013 10:43 am
Big Sarge;886948 wrote:
Have they tried the on switch or made sure it is still plugged in?


In my experience an unplug and reboot normally works.
Happy Monkey • Dec 23, 2013 11:24 am
Carruthers;886950 wrote:
In my experience an unplug and reboot normally works.

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BigV • Dec 23, 2013 11:41 am
Something surrounded by lots of water...

www.wsdot.wa.gov/Projects/Viaduct/Contents/Item/Display/1369
Lamplighter • Dec 23, 2013 1:37 pm
Thanks to Ponce, the sign has already been made to celebrate it's 400-yr anniversary.
Sundae • Dec 23, 2013 1:44 pm
I knew a chap called Grant.
He wasn't Spanish though. Or a ponce. Although he was a bit of an arsehole as I remember.
zippyt • Dec 23, 2013 2:32 pm
Obviously Her big ol BUTT !!!!
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Griff • Dec 23, 2013 4:35 pm
So we gonna do a pool or what? I know it could be something really cool like a locomotive or a tank but assuming they'll figure it out, my money is on slag (waste from smelting).
Clodfobble • Dec 23, 2013 7:11 pm
I'm going to go with "buried shipwreck."
fargon • Dec 23, 2013 9:01 pm
I think that it is an alien underground base camp, and the Klingons are watching us prior to the invasion.
Undertoad • Dec 23, 2013 9:45 pm
I'm going with malaise.
Lamplighter • Dec 23, 2013 9:50 pm
There you go again ... suggesting something silly

Why would aliens build their base in a pool of mayonnaise ?

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Sundae • Dec 24, 2013 3:40 am
Lupus.
glatt • Dec 24, 2013 8:42 am
Lol, Sundae
Griff • Dec 24, 2013 9:08 am
Crack me up you guys!
BigV • Dec 24, 2013 9:41 pm
Griff;886975 wrote:
So we gonna do a pool or what? I know it could be something really cool like a locomotive or a tank but assuming they'll figure it out, my money is on slag (waste from smelting).


"In the name of love!"








That, or a glacial eRr47k.
Lamplighter • Dec 25, 2013 9:12 am
That, or a glacial eRr47k.


???

Is that "Error 47k" or license plate code for "a glacial erratic" ?
Griff • Dec 25, 2013 10:53 am
I was holding out for someone to explain it...
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 28, 2013 12:24 am
It's a diamond pipe left by a long dissolved volcano.
Sundae • Dec 28, 2013 6:45 am
Is that like a crack pipe for the debauched dissolute?
Undertoad • Jan 17, 2014 9:18 pm
While we weren't paying attention this was solved.

http://gizmodo.com/something-called-the-object-has-stopped-worlds-large-1487090414/1494179251/@sarahzhang
Molasar • Jan 18, 2014 4:12 am
xoxoxoBruce;887285 wrote:
It's a diamond pipe left by a long dissolved volcano.

Isn't that called a Kimberlite Pipe?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 18, 2014 7:26 am
Well, if you want to get all edumacated about it... yes. :p:
Molasar • Jan 18, 2014 7:31 am
xoxoxoBruce;889858 wrote:
Well, if you want to get all edumacated about it... yes. :p:


Shit, no! I was just showing off:cool:
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 18, 2014 8:12 am
Oh well then, that's understandable, and permitted, if not encouraged... carry on. :notworthy
Griff • Jan 18, 2014 12:47 pm
Steel pipe? *Boring*