Why Santa Clause Sucks

JBKlyde • Dec 4, 2013 11:36 am
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
Happy Monkey • Dec 4, 2013 12:36 pm
It wasn't all that terrible. Tim Allen has a bit of charisma about him. But he was much better in Galaxy Quest.
Gravdigr • Dec 4, 2013 3:00 pm
Tim Allen and "The Santa Clause" cost me $22. I returned the VHS tape to a Minit Mart, I rented it at a movie rental store across town. Ten minutes later, having realized my mistake and having returned to the Minit Mart, the guy who took the movie from my hand knows nothing about nothing. It ain't there.

That was my mistake that cost me $22 to rectify. That thieving cashier has so far cost that Minit Mart quite possibly thousands of dollars, I have not spent a cent in that store since then (1994-95).

That store was sold a few months ago, so, I guess I could start going back.
Gravdigr • Dec 4, 2013 3:05 pm
Also, WTF does http://www.usdebtclock.org/ have to do with "The Santa Clause"?

Or Santa Claus?
JBKlyde • Dec 4, 2013 4:18 pm
He snuk down our chimney's the other Christmas and robbed us blind... isn't it obvious...
BigV • Dec 4, 2013 5:03 pm
well played. :)
BigV • Dec 4, 2013 5:05 pm
Ha. My comment was appropos when in my browser it was posted to follow Happy Monkey's post (#2). Now, it is comically orphaned.
Griff • Dec 4, 2013 7:32 pm
http://infolocata.com/mirovia/irrefutable-proof-that-santa-is-odin/
Gravdigr • Dec 5, 2013 4:30 pm
...still not getting the debt clock - Santa connection...but then, I rarely "get" JB's posts.

Hardly ever, really.
JBKlyde • Dec 17, 2013 9:42 am
that's because I am speaking in medowforic abstract.. it's not designed to make cents it designed to make you think...
Griff • Dec 25, 2013 12:23 pm
?
DanaC • Dec 26, 2013 9:26 am
Hahahahah. That made me laugh.
sexobon • Dec 26, 2013 3:57 pm
Santa sings in medowforic abstract for JBKlyde
JBKlyde • Dec 26, 2013 5:22 pm
that's beautiful
Bloke • Dec 27, 2013 8:27 am
You, me old mucker, are barking strange.
Sundae • Dec 27, 2013 10:22 am
Gravdigr;884983 wrote:
That thieving cashier has so far cost that Minit Mart quite possibly thousands of dollars, I have not spent a cent in that store since then (1994-95).
That store was sold a few months ago.

You closed down a whole store. It took a while, but you did. Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Remind me to be careful around you in future.
tw • Dec 27, 2013 6:53 pm
A waitress told me Santa and many of his elves stopped in Christmas morning about 5 AM for breakfast. The elves are cheap tippers.