Policies I Halfheartedly Enforce

Regular flossing.

Taking my street shoes off when I enter the house.

Daily shaving

Quarterly shaving

I nicked my quarterlies once.

Once.

Making the bed. It's like tying your shoes after you take them off.

footfootfoot;882098 wrote:

I nicked my quarterlies once.

Once.

Pity the other half of the human race, who risks nicking (and nicks) their quarterlies and more, on an ongoing basis ...

until you've walked in a woman's shoes, you can't complain about shaving. That is all.

orthodoc;882192 wrote:

Pity the other half of the human race, who risks nicking (and nicks) their quarterlies and more, on an ongoing basis ...

until you've walked in a woman's shoes, you can't complain about shaving. That is all.

another good reason to get rid of your nickers.

BigV;882197 wrote:

another good reason to get rid of your nickers.

But who would want a woman without nickers?

There's a time and place for everything.

orthodoc;882198 wrote:

But who would want a woman without nickers?

Ahem...What, you didn't see me over here?;)

orthodoc;882192 wrote:

...until you've walked in a woman's shoes, you can't complain about shaving. That is all.

Do you shave everyday?:eyebrow:

mowing the lawn.

but, it's done now, likely done until spring.

Whose lawn are we talking about? Ortho's or Big Vs?

the grassy verge surrounding casa de V.

Gravdigr;882288 wrote:

Do you shave everyday?:eyebrow:

Do clean-shaven men shave everyday?

Actually, I don't ... but considering that men shave their faces and women shave - well - everything, you guys still have nothing to complain about.

Clean-shaven men do. I think they must, or else, they wouldn't be clean-shaven. :D

I wasn't really complaining. I shave two or three times a year whether I need it, or not.

orthodoc;882316 wrote:

Do clean-shaven men shave everyday?

Actually, I don't ... but considering that men shave their faces and women shave - well - everything, you guys still have nothing to complain about.

Some women do. I shaved my armpits twice this year.

Sent by thought transference

turning down the thermostat when all the doors and windows are open.

eta:

actually, I enforce this one heartedly, but belatedly.

Ha! I get reminded that I didn't do that when I hear the furnace fan running. It has happened often.

'zactly. :doh:

limey;882361 wrote:

Some women do. I shaved my armpits twice this year.

Sent by thought transference

No. I can't even picture that

I'm trying not to.:lol2: