Explain yourself!

DanaC • Sep 27, 2013 6:33 am

What the fuck do you think you are doing?

'xplain yourself!

footfootfoot • Sep 27, 2013 7:47 am

Holy Christ, wtf is wrong with me? I had a major brain fart and upgraded to ios 7.

I deserve all the misery I've visited upon myself.

Mea culpa
Mea culpa
Mea maxima culpa

For this, and all my other apple updates, I am heartily sorry.

DanaC • Sep 27, 2013 9:07 am

Fucking grim isn't it?

It's soooo ugly

Spexxvet • Sep 27, 2013 9:09 am

DanaC;877284 wrote:
What the fuck do you think you are doing?

'xplain yourself!

He started it!

lumberjim • Sep 27, 2013 9:41 am

Did not.

He's touching me!

Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2013 9:58 am

I will stop this internet right now, if you kids don't straighten up.

Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2013 10:00 am

My explanation, btw:

It was like that when I found it.

Chocolatl • Sep 27, 2013 10:03 am

Are we theeeeere yet?

Sundae • Sep 27, 2013 10:16 am

How the hell was I supposed to know it would get back to her?!
Anyway, I wouldn't have said it if she wasn't such a bitch.
So it's not my fault and I don't really care.

Sob.

Pete Zicato • Sep 27, 2013 10:34 am

Your honor, my client's defense rests on three points.

1. It was already broken when he received it from the plaintiff.
2. It was in perfect condition when he returned it.
3. My client never borrowed the thing.

Defense rests.

Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2013 2:05 pm

I want that lawyer.

Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2013 2:05 pm

Sun was in my eyes.

Undertoad • Sep 27, 2013 2:13 pm

Nobody told me I couldn't do that!

footfootfoot • Sep 27, 2013 2:44 pm

It was for charity.

lumberjim • Sep 27, 2013 3:33 pm

It wasn't my finger, either.

DanaC • Sep 27, 2013 4:00 pm

And you think that somehow cuts it? Huh?

lumberjim • Sep 27, 2013 4:03 pm

Look.

No really, look over there. Is that Elvis?

::runs away:::

sexobon • Sep 27, 2013 4:34 pm

I was being oppressed

and

I'm too cute for you to stay mad at me

Gravdigr • Sep 28, 2013 8:09 am

She turned me into a newt.

Gravdigr • Sep 28, 2013 8:09 am

[Size=1]I got better.[/Size]

jimhelm • Sep 28, 2013 1:37 pm

BURN HER ANYWAY!

[YOUTUBEWIDE]zrzMhU_4m-g[/YOUTUBEWIDE]

Sundae • Sep 28, 2013 1:40 pm

But did you get your penis back, Grav?

Gravdigr • Sep 28, 2013 5:53 pm

I've gotten to where I just leave it at Baby's house.

Less to keep up with.

Gravdigr • Oct 1, 2013 2:19 pm

And she doesn't call as much.

Aliantha • Oct 2, 2013 11:10 pm

I thought that was how it was meant to end up...

BigV • Oct 2, 2013 11:26 pm

jimhelm;877509 wrote:
BURN HER ANYWAY!

[YOUTUBEWIDE]zrzMhU_4m-g[/YOUTUBEWIDE]

That's Polly from Fawlty Towers, y'know.

jimhelm • Oct 2, 2013 11:50 pm

No! I didn't! But now I do.

Burn her anyway!!!

monster • Oct 3, 2013 12:21 am

lumberjim;877405 wrote:
It wasn't my finger, either.

I'm still not sorry about it

monster • Oct 3, 2013 12:23 am

It feels like Friday.

infinite monkey • Oct 3, 2013 10:07 am

It was Pier Pressure what made me sink the boat.

DanaC • Oct 3, 2013 10:07 am

infinite monkey;878300 wrote:
It was Pier Pressure what made me sink the boat.

Clever cow :p

infinite monkey • Oct 3, 2013 10:16 am

lol

:)

Gravdigr • Oct 3, 2013 4:30 pm

infinite monkey;878300 wrote:
It wath Pier Prethure what made me think the boat.

FIFY.

I'm sorry.:lol2:

infinite monkey • Oct 3, 2013 10:16 pm

That made me laugh, Grav. Thankth! :)

Gravdigr • Oct 4, 2013 2:05 pm

I thought you might get a little miffed, I'm glad you laughed!

:D

Lamplighter • Oct 4, 2013 3:46 pm

I never said life was fair.

Gravdigr • Oct 4, 2013 4:48 pm

Hey, if it itches, I scratch it.