Yep. It's true. A Leake County man killed a chupacabra. I wonder what he was drinking when he saw it?
http://www.newsms.fm/miss-man-says-shot-chupacabra/1. Taint no coyote. A coyote muzzle is much narrower/pointier, and this would be even more evident with no/little hair.
2. The claws seem longer because there is no hair to cover the part you wouldn't normally see. Anyone who has ever looked, knows there's more claw when you pull the doghair outta the way.
3. Mr. Hewharrell just might be from KY.
4. Why is the fool reporter eating watermelon?
5. Boobs. Just because.
My opinion: Mutated dog species. Maybe a mutated
coydog.
I can't argue, cause I myself ain't never seen no blue KY OAT.
The only way to repeat what he said without speaking it was to use those letters. This in no way cast aspersions on either Kentucky or oats. ;)
I really wouldn't want that diseased critter stuffed and in my home...
Just before he shot, he said, "Be wery wery quiet."
I really wouldn't want that diseased critter stuffed and in my home...
but it's a chupacabra. Any redneck would be proud to have that in there bedroom. Can you imagine walking up to a girl and asking if she wants to see your chupacabra?
Well, when you put it that way. :)
"Do you weely want to see my chupacabra?"