Change-A-Word, Vol. At Least Two

Gravdigr • Sep 11, 2013 2:54 pm
I'm giving you a sentence. Next poster will exchange one word in the sentence. Subsequent poster will change one word in the newly-formed sentence. It can be the same word the former poster changed, or a different word.

The sentence:

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Go.
Lamplighter • Sep 11, 2013 3:08 pm
These pretzels are making me thirsty.


These pretzels are making UT thirsty.
glatt • Sep 11, 2013 3:15 pm
Gravdigr;875770 wrote:
I'm giving you a sentence. Next poster will exchange one word in the sentence. Subsequent poster will change one word in the newly-formed sentence. It can be the same word the former poster changed, or a different word.


Does the new sentence have to be grammatically correct? I'm going to assume "yes."

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Some pretzels are making UT thirsty.
Gravdigr • Sep 11, 2013 5:01 pm
We're havin' fun here, ain't nobody gradin' nobody!

Hells no, it don't gotta be grammatically correct.
Gravdigr • Sep 11, 2013 5:03 pm
Some pretzels are making UT horny.
lumberjim • Sep 11, 2013 5:06 pm
Some pills are making UT horny.
Lamplighter • Sep 11, 2013 5:06 pm
Some travelers are making UT horny.
Gravdigr • Sep 11, 2013 5:11 pm
Some Tribbles are making UT horny.
Undertoad • Sep 11, 2013 6:31 pm
(all these sentences are true)
Lamplighter • Sep 11, 2013 7:08 pm
..:redcard: breach of protocol

Some Tribbles are making UT disruptive
Griff • Sep 11, 2013 8:06 pm
Some Tribbles are making UT discography
jimhelm • Sep 12, 2013 7:16 pm
Some Tribbles are mating with UT's discography




shut it
Griff • Sep 12, 2013 9:41 pm
Some Tribbles be mating with UT's discography
Gravdigr • Sep 13, 2013 4:13 pm
Some Tribbles be mating with UT's sammich.
limegreenc • Sep 13, 2013 8:45 pm
Some flies be mating with UT's sammich.
Gravdigr • Sep 14, 2013 5:46 pm
Some flies be mating with UT's turtle.
Griff • Sep 14, 2013 5:54 pm
Some flies be planking with UT's turtle.
Lamplighter • Sep 14, 2013 7:14 pm
Some flies love planking with UT's turtle.
limegreenc • Sep 15, 2013 2:49 pm
Some flies love planking with UT's sneakers.
Gravdigr • Sep 15, 2013 2:52 pm
Some flies love planking with UT's wood.
Lamplighter • Sep 15, 2013 4:15 pm
Some flies love spanking with UT's wood.
limegreenc • Sep 15, 2013 10:14 pm
Some monkeys love spanking with UT's wood.
jimhelm • Sep 16, 2013 12:08 am
Some monkeys love spanking with Norwegian wood.
Lamplighter • Sep 16, 2013 12:23 am
Some beatles love spanking with Norwegian wood.
limegreenc • Sep 17, 2013 12:05 am
Some beatles love you spanking with Norwegian wood.
Spexxvet • Sep 17, 2013 8:48 am
Some beatles love you spanking with Natalie wood.
lumberjim • Sep 17, 2013 10:05 am
Some beatles love you spanking with Natalie Portman.
limegreenc • Sep 17, 2013 3:48 pm
Some beatles love you twirking with Natalie Portman.
glatt • Sep 17, 2013 4:16 pm
Slippery beatles love you twirking with Natalie Portman.
Chocolatl • Sep 17, 2013 4:32 pm
Slippery mudwrestlers love you twerking with Natalie Portman.
lumberjim • Sep 17, 2013 5:01 pm
Slippery mudwrestlers saw you twerking with Natalie Portman.
Gravdigr • Sep 17, 2013 6:04 pm
Slippery horndogs saw you twerking with Natalie Portman.
Griff • Sep 17, 2013 9:05 pm
Slippery corndogs saw you twerking with Natalie Portman.
jimhelm • Sep 17, 2013 9:40 pm
Slippery corndogs saw you leaving with Natalie Portman.
limegreenc • Sep 18, 2013 12:03 am
Slippery mudwrestlers admire you twerking with Natalie Portman.