Cliteracy

Clodfobble • Aug 30, 2013 7:02 pm
The clitoris is a mostly-internal organ that can be up to 9 centimeters long.

I've owned one for decades, and I had no idea.
infinite monkey • Aug 30, 2013 7:54 pm
:lol2:

really? We got all that goin' on? I had no idea either. Do we have to start measuring our 'stuff' to brag about in lockerooms?
orthodoc • Aug 30, 2013 8:27 pm
Now that's some awesome anatomy. Explains a lot ...
lumberjim • Aug 30, 2013 8:59 pm
, that article you link says that it exists solely for pleasure. I don't think that strictly true is it?

I thought it was basically a tiny little penis. Doesn't pee come out of that thing?
Clodfobble • Aug 30, 2013 9:09 pm
I think the urethra is technically a separate tube resting on top. But it's possible the nerve bundle may have evolved to be so sensitive specifically so that we would know when pee was or wasn't coming out.
orthodoc • Aug 30, 2013 9:16 pm
The urethra lies posterior to the clitoris and fairly separate from it. There's no functional connection between the two.
Clodfobble • Aug 30, 2013 9:52 pm
Damn, I was hoping I could have an orgasm if I just peed hard enough.
Undertoad • Aug 30, 2013 10:17 pm
No but you could have a pee if you orgasm hard enough.
BigV • Aug 30, 2013 10:35 pm
New favorite thread!

:-D
Sundae • Aug 31, 2013 6:16 am
I watched a programme once (an opener which stands alongside "Just hold my beer" in terms of intelligence) which showed that the contraction of the muscles caused the cervix to open slightly during clitoral orgasm. It was posited that the physical affect of orgasm would ensure more sperm reached the uterus.

Haven't seen or read anything about this since.
But it was an interesting idea.
Griff • Aug 31, 2013 8:23 am
I always considered myself cliterate but this thread is learning me.
regular.joe • Aug 31, 2013 8:59 am
All I can really say on this topic of the clitoris is: I like the clitoris. I'm a fan.
Sundae • Aug 31, 2013 9:57 am
I think I should have a sponsored celibacy/ no-flicking-the-bean-athon.
You know, like for charity.

Like for charity, but in fact just for me.
Pay me for every day I don't think about you and touch myself.

I'm so sad I've lost my sex drive. Surely someone, somewhere should be compensating me? "Had an accident that wasn't your fault?" "Been mis-sold PPI?" "Haven't had sex for so long you're worried about being cobwebby?" You know what I mean.
Flint • Aug 31, 2013 3:28 pm
I'm feeling a strong desire to study this, in depth.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 31, 2013 4:16 pm
Yes, I'll take a closer look... it bears watching.
Gravdigr • Aug 31, 2013 5:04 pm
Clodfobble;874780 wrote:
I think the urethra is technically a separate tube resting on top.


:eyebrow:
Nirvana • Aug 31, 2013 10:58 pm
bean, deedle-deedle-deedle, flicking your bean, hooded lady, little man in the boat

The thread tags :lol:

Remember guys anatomy is your friend! Pee out of it? WTF! :eyebrow:
orthodoc • Aug 31, 2013 11:03 pm
Nirvana;874900 wrote:
Remember guys anatomy is your friend!


Indeed! Pay close attention, guys ... the rewards are great.
infinite monkey • Sep 1, 2013 12:16 am
exactly! You're not trying to ERASE it, you know. Gentle, please. ;)
Big Sarge • Sep 2, 2013 12:54 pm
infinite monkey;874904 wrote:
exactly! You're not trying to ERASE it, you know. Gentle, please. ;)


That's why you should always use you tongue. My personal motto is "You have to lick it before you stick it".:blush:
Undertoad • Sep 2, 2013 1:31 pm
Gravdigr;874869 wrote:
:eyebrow:


Be fair! Be fair! She has probably never really gone fully face-down and studied the problem.
Gravdigr • Sep 2, 2013 3:25 pm
Ok. Cuz, I was thinking, you know, alien, or sumthin...