rank the fruits

Undertoad • Aug 12, 2013 5:57 pm
Gawker says

1. Blueberry
2. Mango
3. Peach
4. Cherry
5. Banana
6. Watermelon
7. Lime
8. Pomegranate
9. Orange
10. Kiwi

I say

1. Strawberry
2. Peach
3. Blueberry
4. Watermelon
5. Cherry
6. Grape
7. Pear
8. Apple
9. Lime
10. Orange
Griff • Aug 12, 2013 6:04 pm
I say

1. Blackberry
2. Blueberry
3. Banana
4. Nectarine
5. Pomegranate
6. Grape
7. Cantaloupe
8. Apple
9. Watermelon
10. Orange
Chocolatl • Aug 12, 2013 7:11 pm
I think we can all agree that honeydew is the lowest of the low, and is nothing but filler in the fruit salads of life.
Clodfobble • Aug 12, 2013 7:16 pm
AMEN! Honeydew is not even a fruit, as far as I'm concerned. I'd rather eat vegetables.

Grape, peach, and mango also have no place on my hierarchy.
orthodoc • Aug 12, 2013 7:29 pm
Agree! Honeydew, bleh!

But where are the raspberries? Won't somebody think of the raspberries? They should be #2, right after blueberries. And very closely followed by peaches. Then apples, and ... everything except melons.
Chocolatl • Aug 12, 2013 8:05 pm
And no love for the humble lemon?
lumberjim • Aug 12, 2013 8:14 pm
Ever try salt on your honeydew?

Yummy

The concord grape is the noblest of fruits.
Undertoad • Aug 12, 2013 8:28 pm
Honeydew, the name makes it sound better than it is. Pomegranate needs marketing assistance. Terrible name.
Undertoad • Aug 12, 2013 8:28 pm
In fact if you put honey and dew on honeydew it would improve it.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 12, 2013 8:52 pm
Ripe Honeydew is pure ambrosia. Unfortunately the Honeydew passes from under ripe to rotten in minutes, always in the dark, always while you sleep.
monster • Aug 12, 2013 10:54 pm
Blueberries are NASTY unless picked wild in the UP of Michigan. Those Incredibly hulking Impostors in the stores should be forced to take another name. Like Yuckberries.

Raspberries
Lemons
Oranges
Grapefruit
Kiwifruit
Clementines
Plums
Pineapple
Grapes
Griff • Aug 13, 2013 7:04 am
monster;873125 wrote:
Blueberries are NASTY unless picked wild in the UP of Michigan. Those Incredibly hulking Impostors in the stores should be forced to take another name. Like Yuckberries.


We have excellent wild blueberries here as well. I have tame bushes that are way better than those oversize suckers. I think the blueberry breeders almost screwed up as badly as the strawberry folks. Wild strawberries are absolute dynamite. We're lucky with berries because Danny Wegman's buyers do a particularly good job keeping the right varieties on the shelf.
orthodoc • Aug 13, 2013 7:50 am
Northern Ontario wild blueberries are the best - I have memories of visiting relatives on the aptly-named Blueberry Island and all of us kids being able to gorge ourselves on the incredibly delicious berries. Now you need to take out a mortgage to buy a decent-sized basket from a roadside stand.
glatt • Aug 13, 2013 8:17 am
Sorry guys. Your blueberries all suck. Wild blueberries from Maine are the best. Bar none. :p:

They write award winning books about them.
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glatt • Aug 13, 2013 8:26 am
And apples is a difficult category to place in the ranks. There are apples and then there are apples. An apple can absolutely suck (red delicious comes to mind) or be nothing special (macintosh) or be outstanding (a nice crisp fresh gala.) The age and variety make a HUGE difference.

glatt's list

1 - blueberries
2 - good apple
3 - raspberry
4 - peach
5 - grapes (again, there are good grapes and sour grapes)
6 - oranges
7 - pear (difficult to find a good one, but when they are good, they are great)
8 - banana
9 - strawberry (not one of those frankenberry ones)
10 - durian
Gravdigr • Aug 13, 2013 10:42 am
The blueberry has surpassed the peach in Georgia, The Peach State.

1 Blueberry
2 Strawberry
3 Grape/Banana (a tie)
4 Red Delicious Apple
5 Plum
6 Cantaloupe
7 Peach
8 Cuties / Clementines
9 Kiwi
10 Other Apples
Undertoad • Aug 13, 2013 10:55 am
Well the whole good versus bad thing is part of it. I like bananas okay, but they are all cloned, so they are all pretty much identical. They're all a 7. If they had decided to vary, then you could find some that were a 10, but no. Unlike the strawberry, which ranges from 1 to 10.
glatt • Aug 13, 2013 11:17 am
Gravdigr;873170 wrote:

4 Red Delicious Apple


You're just pushing my buttons, aren't you? :p:
Chocolatl • Aug 13, 2013 11:25 am
Durian?! Eeeewwwww.
glatt • Aug 13, 2013 11:30 am
that one was a joke. I've never had durian.
Gravdigr • Aug 13, 2013 11:42 am
glatt;873183 wrote:
You're just pushing my buttons, aren't you? :p:


:D Nope, I just love the little red devils.

Popdigr is a Fuji man.
Sundae • Aug 13, 2013 12:37 pm
Gosh, I barely rank any of those fruits!

1. Cherry
2. Braeburn apple
3. British strawberry
4. White seedless grape
5. Mini clementine
6. Red seedless grape
7. Pineapple
8. Fig
9. Rhubarb
10. Raspberry (last because it has to be with something - too sharp to eat alone)
glatt • Aug 13, 2013 1:37 pm
I forgot pineapple! That goes up near the top.
Clodfobble • Aug 13, 2013 1:59 pm
Grilled pineapple is like my top food ever, not just in the fruits category.
jimhelm • Aug 13, 2013 2:16 pm
they have that at Wegmans. omgomgomg. its orgasmic
Sundae • Aug 13, 2013 2:28 pm
If it was freshly picked pineapple, I'd probably have it 3rd on my list.
Had it every day in Sri Lanka and it exploded in my mouth (not literally)
But our pineapple is harvested earlier to arrive in the UK as nearly ripe.
I still enjoy it, but it's more acidic.

Specifiying "fresh Sri Lankan pineapple eaten for breakfast" would have rightfully earned me a punch on the nose.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 13, 2013 2:34 pm
The last time I sent my folks to Hawaii, they brought back fresh ripe pineapple. They were home about a week before I got up there, so the pineapple was dead ripe and orgasmic. Unfortunately I've never found anything close here on the mainland. :(
Sundae • Aug 13, 2013 2:48 pm
Don't want to burst your bubble, Bruce.
But it sounds like it might have been fermented ;)
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 13, 2013 2:53 pm
Not that far gone, but sweet as hell and not acidic.
Happy Monkey • Aug 13, 2013 4:33 pm
glatt;873147 wrote:
And apples is a difficult category to place in the ranks. There are apples and then there are apples. An apple can absolutely suck (red delicious comes to mind) or be nothing special (macintosh) or be outstanding (a nice crisp fresh gala.) The age and variety make a HUGE difference.

Yeah, I was thinking that you could make it a top 20 list, and just put apples before, after, and in between the other nine fruits.
monster • Aug 13, 2013 11:53 pm
Kenneth Williams
John Inman
Graham Norton
Julian Clary
Eddie Izzard
BigV • Aug 14, 2013 3:30 am
lol
Sundae • Aug 14, 2013 9:57 am
Eddie Izzard is the only straight man.
lumberjim • Aug 14, 2013 10:10 am
Inman is a great name for a fagula.
Sundae • Aug 14, 2013 10:12 am
Izzard is a great name for any penis-toting male ;)
monster • Aug 14, 2013 12:04 pm
Sundae;873315 wrote:
Eddie Izzard is the only straight man.


so what?
Sundae • Aug 14, 2013 12:08 pm
Was trying to make a mildly amusing connection re straight man (hetero) and straight man (comedian)
Didn't really come off.

Probably because Izzard invariably works alone. Except the updated Four Yorkshireman sketch of great repute.
BigV • Aug 22, 2013 12:23 pm
graph the fruits
Sundae • Aug 22, 2013 1:54 pm
Pink grapefruit. I like.
I admit it's easier as a juice though.
glatt • Aug 22, 2013 2:00 pm
I always though grapefruit was no good, until my wife started getting crates of them shipped from Florida around Christmas. Those are absolutely awesome.
Gravdigr • Aug 23, 2013 10:11 am
Except with blood pressure meds.
Sundae • Aug 23, 2013 10:21 am
I know.
When I first bought pink grapefruit juice it was as if I'd brought home rat poison in a bottle labelled Yummy, Yummy Stuff, Get You Feeling Fizzy With No Consequences.
Mum pitched a fit. On Dad's behalf.

I actually stuck a label across the opening in case he mistook the size of the carton, and the different packaging AND the colour of the juice...
I don't have to do that any more, in the same way I don't have to label my knickers so that Dad doesn't wear them. He gets confused, but he's not a complete basket case.

I do get where Mum was coming from though.
monster • Aug 23, 2013 4:18 pm
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Sundae • Aug 24, 2013 3:43 am
I love that!
I want it for the 'rents' kitchen...
Spexxvet • Aug 26, 2013 10:23 am
Undertoad;873175 wrote:
Well the whole good versus bad thing is part of it. I like bananas okay, but they are all cloned, so they are all pretty much identical. They're all a 7. If they had decided to vary, then you could find some that were a 10, but no. Unlike the strawberry, which ranges from 1 to 10.


Don't worry, all the mass-market bananas will have died off in 10 to 30 years. So eat 'em if you got 'em.


"There are some amazingly delicious bananas out there. My favorite is called the Lacatan. It's from the Philippines. And it's the — you know, banana enthusiasts, such as they are, many of them believe it's the best tasting banana in the world, and I would have to agree with that. It's got a very intense, creamy flavor. They're a red banana, and you do see some red bananas in gourmet stores here, which are related to the Lacatan. But they're quite inferior, although they're still better than Cavendish."
Spexxvet • Aug 26, 2013 10:34 am
Peach
Mango
Cherry
Seedless grape
Cantaloupe
Blueberry
Banana
Pineapple
Apple
Pear
Watermelon
Urbane Guerrilla • Sep 2, 2013 9:54 pm
Griff;873141 wrote:
We have excellent wild blueberries here as well. I have tame bushes that are way better than those oversize suckers. I think the blueberry breeders almost screwed up as badly as the strawberry folks.


Hold on there, Griff: you're thirty or forty years behind the times on the strawberries. Here in the heart of strawberry country, we routinely eat huge strawberries the size of a baby's fist that are packed full of flavor. It might be simply that it's short shipping distances, or it might be that the berry growers around here decided, "okay, we got size, now how about flavor?" and got flavor too.

Way back when, the bigger the blander, and the little wild ones concentrated strawberry flavor impressively -- but now you don't need to go wild-berrying to have the good stuff. I make a strawberry shortcake of the farmed stuff that will knock your socks over your back fence. Sometimes with a dollop of Mexican crema agria (like a slightly sour rather thick kefir) for a bit of adult taste. Haven't tried liqueuring the whipped cream yet...
Urbane Guerrilla • Sep 2, 2013 10:00 pm
I don't rank fruits one over another; they are either the fruits I like, or the fruits I don't, which is a much shorter list. Hell, I see the attractions of durians. (Durian works as an ice-cream flavor.)

Melons are seeded fruits, and do have to be ripe to be fun. Canteloupe you can at least check for ripe by ear, holding it up and listening for it to slosh. Watermelon, regrettably, I got too glutted on one church picnic and now need to season either with lemon juice Russian style or with chile pepper and salt Mexican style, with or without lime juice as well. Cuts the excess of wateriness.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 2, 2013 10:06 pm
Urbane Guerrilla;875050 wrote:
Here in the heart of strawberry country, we routinely eat huge strawberries the size of a baby's fist that are packed full of flavor.

They don't make it here, and unfortunately those producers have such a stranglehold on the market, it's hard to find anything else.
BigV • Sep 5, 2013 4:31 pm
Griff;873141 wrote:
We have excellent wild blueberries here as well. I have tame bushes that are way better than those oversize suckers. I think the blueberry breeders almost screwed up as badly as the strawberry folks. Wild strawberries are absolute dynamite. We're lucky with berries because Danny Wegman's buyers do a particularly good job keeping the right varieties on the shelf.


Not unlike the roses you'll find at the floral counter adjacent to the produce section in Safeway, etc. They look uniformly gorgeous, but they could be plastic or photoshopped for that matter, as they have no smell at all.

The strawberries here also emphasize, emphasis on size, size over flavor.